Chapter 07: Lao Tzu Fulfills You
After I sent those four words, I immediately regretted it, but unfortunately I sent a text message on my mobile phone, and there was no way to withdraw it.
Fortunately, Xu Mengqi didn't reply to me for several minutes, and I was still a little excited at first, could it be that she was hesitant and was considering whether to join me
It didn't take long for me to know I was wrong.
Nima, Xu Mengqi didn't reply to me a text message a few minutes later, but the head teacher Su Yuhan replied with a text message to me: Wu Qiang, you are really a seed, you dare to ask Teacher Xu to accompany you, you can really do it. I just want to ask you, do you really not want to read anymore?
Just as I finished reading Su Yuhan's text message, Xu Mengqi's text message was also sent.
Just a few short words: screenshotted. Wait for death tomorrow!
Damn, my bowels are green at this moment. Knowing that what this is best at is fabricating evidence to frame people, I actually took the initiative to leave such a big handle for her.
Just when I regretted it, Su Yuhan sent another text message that made me feel cold: Xu Mengqi has already forwarded the screenshot of the text message you just sent to me and the principal, you can watch it yourself!
And then there was no more then.
I didn't sleep all night because of this.
At six o'clock in the morning, I got up, washed my face with cold water and went to school, which was the earliest time I ever went to the classroom.
When I arrived in the classroom, there were only a few people in the class. I have been used to sleeping on the desk for a long time, and seeing the desk is more intimate than seeing the bed, I haven't slept all night at home, and I fell asleep as soon as I lay on the desk. I didn't expect to sleep all morning.
At lunchtime, it was Liu Xiaohuan at the same table who woke me up: "Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang, let's go, it's time to eat." ”
Liu Xiaohuan is a tall and thin man who can be blown away by the wind. Like me, he is also from the countryside, and he is the same kind of rural person who comes from a very poor family like me, so we are the most despised in the class. Because the two of us ate the worst, dressed the worst, and most importantly, had the worst grades, we always dragged the class backwards.
However, my classmates knew that I was fighting badly, so most people didn't dare to mess with me. They look down on me for being poor, and I look down on them for cowardice. Because many people in other classes bullied them, many of them didn't dare to bite a word, so Liu Xiaohuan and I dared to fight against others.
As for Liu Xiaohuan, he was bullied a few times before, and I helped him, and after he was with me, no one dared to bully him, he was very grateful to me and kept calling me Brother Qiang.
", it's noon, why didn't the head teacher and the principal come to trouble me?" I looked at my phone and it felt a little abnormal. Because according to my expectations, Su Yuhan and the principal should come to me early in the morning.
"The head teacher seems to have asked for leave for something, her class is taught by Chinese teachers from other classes on her behalf, but why do you say the principal is looking for you? , Brother Qiang, shouldn't you be in big trouble as soon as you came yesterday, it seems that even Dong Sanmao was alarmed by what you mean. Liu Xiaohuan looked worried. Our principal's surname is Dong, and there are only a few sparse hairs on the top of his head, and all the students in our school call him Dong Sanmao behind their backs.
"No, what's going on." I said with some humility: "Let's go, let's eat first." ”
I put my arm on Liu Xiaohuan's shoulders and walked towards the dining hall.
"Brother Qiang, did you give her the love letter I wrote for you to the representative of the Chinese class after the final exam last year?"
"Given."
"Did she agree to deal with you?"
"Hmph......" I laughed and shook off my chicken nest-like hairstyle.
"She agreed?" Liu Xiaohuan looked excited.
"Of course." I'm.
"Well, then I should call her sister-in-law in the future."
"Must drip ......"
After that, the two chatted for a while about the representatives of the Chinese class, and we went to the door of the dining hall.
Unfortunately, we happened to meet Xiao Ling, the representative of the Chinese class, at the door of the canteen.
Xiao Lingke is recognized as the class flower in the class, she is a very pure, gentle and shy beautiful girl, as her name suggests, she really gives people a very aura when she looks at her.
She loves to study very much, and her grades in all subjects have always been among the top in her class. Although she is a very gentle and shy girl, the fly in the ointment is that she is a little unapproachable to men, she ignores most of the boys who talk to her, and she only talks to boys with good grades about studying.
As soon as she saw me, she glared at me viciously and turned her head to the side.
At this moment, Liu Xiaohuan, a fool, called out very brainlessly: "Hello sister-in-law! ”
Nima, how dare he call his sister-in-law......
"You ......" Xiao Ling's face was flushed with anger, and he covered his mouth and ran away crying.
I slapped Liu Xiaohuan on the head: "Grass and mud horse, you really call her sister-in-law!" ”
"She, didn't she agree to deal with you?" Liu Xiaohuan said with an aggrieved face.
"We are still students, even if she agrees to me, you can't call her sister-in-law in public at school!" In order to save my face, I can only bite the bullet and say this.
"Hehe, okay, then I'll call my sister-in-law next time when no one is around......"
After that, we didn't take it to heart, so we went to the dining hall to eat.
But we didn't eat a few bites, and Wu Chunlei, the little bully in our class, came to the canteen with a few doglegs to look for me.
Wu Chunlei's family is relatively wealthy, and he is also very handsome, known as the school grass of Class 78. I don't envy any of these, but the most envious thing for me is that this bastard does no less bad things at school than me, but the teacher just can't catch him, because he is too yin, and all the teachers think he is a good student.
What I can't figure out the most is that although he is also very fun-loving, his reading grades have always been very good, and he can get a top few in the class every time he takes an exam, and he even mixes up as a deputy class leader. It can be seen that his IQ is obviously much higher than mine, but of course Liu Xiaohuan and I will not admit it, so the two of us nicknamed him "freak" behind our backs.
Wu Chunlei walked up to us with seven or eight people, and immediately surrounded me and Liu Xiaohuan. Then he stepped on the stool next to me and said to me arrogantly, "Wu Qiang, was it a bit too much just now?" You know I like Xiao Ling, can't you give me some face? ”
Liu Xiaohuan hurriedly stood up and acted as a peacemaker: "Hehe, Brother Lei, dissipate your anger, it was all my fault just now, it was me and Xiao Ling joking......"
"You're going to die for me." Wu Chunlei pushed Liu Xiaohuan away: "It's nothing to do with you, I know that Wu Qiang doesn't instruct you to do it, you don't have this kind of seed!" I'm only looking for the masterminds behind the scenes. ”
"Brother Lei, Brother Qiang didn't ask me to do it, it's really my own ......"
"Xiao Huan!" I pulled Liu Xiaohuan to sit next to me: "You were bitten by a dog, are you still going to bite back, let's just go and get some rabies vaccine when we go back, why talk so much!" ”
"Grass mud horse, Wu Qiang, what are you talking about!"
"Wu Qiang, don't be too arrogant, we'll give you face, don't go too far!"
……
The doglegs brought by Wu Chunlei all screamed.
At this moment, a security guard of more than 1.8 meters from the dining hall came over. The security guards at our school are said to be veterans, and they are all quite big and sturdy.
As soon as he came over, he pointed at us and shouted, "What are you doing, at noon, eat and yell!" ”
"Hehe, Brother Qiu, happy New Year...... Wu Chunlei hurried over, took out a hard box and stuffed it into the security guard's pocket: "We didn't quarrel, a few classmates in our class haven't seen each other for a long time, let's talk about it." ”
"Hehe, Xiao Lei, it's you. Okay, let's talk, don't make trouble, I won't be able to do it then. After Brother Qiu finished speaking, he turned around and opened the Chinese cigarette and smoked it.
Dog day by day, I finally understand why Wu Chunlei is always caught doing bad things. This world is really rich and can make ghosts grind.
After the security guard left, Wu Chunlei immediately said to me: "Wu Qiang, it's not convenient to chat here, let's go to the back mountain forest to have a good chat!" ”
When Liu Xiaohuan heard this, he quickly pulled my sleeve and whispered in my ear: "Brother Qiang, don't go, there are too many freaks." ”
Although Liu Xiaohuan knew that I was fighting fiercely, he didn't know how fierce I was. However, I still didn't agree to Wu Chunlei's proposal: "If there is anything to say here, I haven't eaten yet." ”
There are seven or eight with Wu Chunlei, so I won't be so stupid to go to the back mountain with him. It's not that I'm afraid that I won't be able to beat them, but I'm afraid that there will be too many of them, and then I'll fight too hard for self-protection and beat them too badly. Fighting at school is no better than dealing with those kidnappers last night, and if I break them or something, I'm in big trouble.
"Coercion, don't you dare to go, right?" Wu Chunlei said disdainfully: "Didn't they all say that you fought fiercely, it turns out that you are also a coward." If you don't dare to go to the back mountain with me today, you will be a man with my tail between my legs in the class in the future. Xiao Ling's kind of girl is worthy of you, you don't pee to take pictures of your dirty buns. "Wu Chunlei tried every means to provoke me and him to go to the back mountain.
Liu Xiaohuan saw that my face was not good-looking, and stood up again to apologize, "Brother Lei, I'm sorry, it's all my fault today, it's really not my brother's business......"
"Slap ......" Wu Chunlei slapped Liu Xiaohuan in the face: "It's your fault, then you should take responsibility." ”
We came to the canteen late, and there weren't many people eating in the canteen at that time. Wu Chunlei's slap against Liu Xiaohuan was very loud, and many people heard it, including the security guard before.
But when I looked at the security guard, who was obviously looking at us, he turned his head to the side when he saw me.
Liu Xiaohuan had five finger prints on his face, but when he saw that I didn't say anything, he didn't get angry, he just lowered his head and gritted his teeth and said to Wu Chunlei: "Brother Lei, scolded and scolded, beat and beaten, this matter is over!" ”
"It's over with you, it's not over with him, we'll see!" Wu Chunlei waved his hand, and just as he was about to leave with someone, he suddenly turned around and slapped all the plates of me and Liu Xiaohuan under the table: "Coercion, eat your paralysis!" ”
I looked up at the security guard again, he had a cigarette in his mouth, smiled disdainfully at me, and then exchanged a look with Wu Chunlei and twisted his head to the side again.
"Hmph......" Wu Chunlei looked at me and Liu Xiaohuan with disdain: "If you are not convinced, you can come and beat me!" After Wu Chunlei finished speaking, he turned around and walked away proudly.
Liu Xiaohuan bent down and picked up a dinner plate from the ground and rushed up: "I'm a grass and muddy horse, Lao Tzu has apologized to you, and you still smashed my brother Qiang's dinner plate!" ”
Liu Xiaohuan is usually more cowardly, but if someone insults me, he will definitely be the first to rush up and beat him. But I know that we will fall for Wu Chunlei's tricks with his move.
It's a pity that I didn't have time to hold Liu Xiaohuan, because he jumped up and a plate had already slapped Wu Chunlei's head. Wu Chunlei hugged his head and squatted down with an "ah" sound.
At the same time, the security guard from before immediately rushed over: "What are you doing, who told you to fight!" ”
When the security guards rushed to us, Wu Chunlei's doglegs had already pounced on Liu Xiaohuan together. However, the security guard didn't pull those people, but hugged Liu Xiaohuan, shouting hard not to fight, don't fight.
Grass and mud horses, where is this persuasion, it is clearly helping Wu Chunlei and them hold Liu Xiaohuan and let them fight.
I saw that several of them all greeted Liu Xiaohuan on the face, but in the blink of an eye, Liu Xiaohuan was beaten to the point of nosebleeds.
Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it.
My good brother was beaten and bloodied, and I can't say anything if I can't get it.
"Grass and mud horses." I scolded, rushed up and kicked a dog leg next to Wu Chunlei, and then grabbed Wu Chunlei's hand, and threw him to the ground with an over-the-shoulder fall: "Damn, didn't you just tell me to beat you, okay, Lao Tzu will fulfill you!" ”
When the words fell, I punched him in the face with a few "bang bang".
Dog day drip, the one I don't like the most is more handsome than me. It's okay if he's more handsome than me, but he still runs in front of me and pretends to be forced, if I don't give him plastic surgery, I'll be so sorry for myself.