"Ah......h

The moment I turned my head, I saw that Qin Xiaoyou's mobile phone seemed to have fallen into the pit, I frowned, and said with a wry smile: "What's the matter, Xiaoyou?" ”

Qin Xiaoyou pouted and pointed to the pit. He looked at me embarrassedly with a red smile and said, "Brother, the phone accidentally dropped." ”

I looked at Qin Xiaoyou's black line, how can it be like this, how can it be like this, I just took out Zhang Qianqian's mobile phone, Qin Xiaoyou's mobile phone fell into it again, how can God play with me like this.

"You...... You ......"

I pointed at Qin Xiaoyou, I was so angry that I couldn't speak, Zhang Qianqian opened her mouth and said, "Xiaoyou, quickly change places, don't pull it on the phone, and let your brother pick it up for you." "Brother of the page.

"Ah......h

I looked at Zhang Qianqian, and I felt like I wanted to cry without tears.

"What are you, Xiaoyou's stomach hurts, it's hard for you to ask her to do this kind of thing as a girl."

I am speechless for what Zhang Qianqian said, if I want to say that I am an elder brother, I should really help Qin Xiaoyou pick it up, something has happened. It's useless for me to be angry and depressed.

I took Qin Xiaoyou's underwear and ultra-thin series and came to Qin Xiaoyou's side.

"Brother, thank you."

Qin Xiaoyou smiled at me, I shook my head and said you're welcome, looking at the mobile phone in the pit, I was a little speechless, Qin Xiaoyou fell very inappropriately, the mobile phone had fallen on the, and I wanted to vomit when I saw it.

"Brother, doesn't it stink?"

Qin Xiaoyou looked at me with a frown, I couldn't cry or laugh, nodded and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

"Brother, I'll help you plug your nose so it won't stink."

Qin Xiaoyou took the toilet paper and turned it into a small paper ball and stuffed it in my nose, I sighed, put my underwear on the ground, put my head on Qin Xiaoyou's underwear, and started to pick up the phone with the ultra-thin series in my hand.

"Teacher don't. He's my brother. ”

Qin Xiaoyou shouted, I turned my head and saw the head teacher with a brick in his hand, and I was embarrassed and wanted to get into the pit.

"How are you? You're getting worse and worse, kid. What are you doing in the women's toilet without class, and you Zhang Qianqian, what are you doing in the women's toilet? ”

The head teacher looked angry, and I pointed to the mobile phone in the pit in embarrassment.

Qin Xiaoyou smiled very cooperatively and said, "I dropped it." ”

Zhang Qianqian blushed and said, "I just went to the toilet and dropped my phone, Xiaofeng just picked it up for me, and Qin Xiaoyou accidentally dropped the phone." ”

"Why are you so careless, you girls now. I don't know what to think, let the boy come to the women's toilet, this kind of thing will damage your innocence, and you Qin Xiaoyou, you little girl is not shy at all, your brother is picking up his mobile phone next to you, and you are still in the mood to go to the toilet. ”

"People have stomach aches, and if they don't poop, they will feel uncomfortable."

Qin Xiaoyou is innocent, he doesn't care about what the head teacher says, and what Qin Xiaoyou says is reasonable. She's still, and if it weren't for the paper balls in my nose, I'd be smoked to death by now.

Others may think that I am doing a good job, but I know that this is a chore, especially Qin Xiaoyou is diarrhea, she is about to stink to death, and she herself and stuff paper balls on her nose.

"Okay Qin Xiaofeng, this is the women's toilet, you can go out quickly, and let Zhang Qianqian help Qin Xiaoyou pick it up."

"No, Qianqian has a period, and she is already uncomfortable, how can she pick it up."

I care about Zhang Qianqian very much, in my heart she is already my appointed wife, how can I let my wife do this kind of thing.

"Then you go out, I'll help her pick it up."

The head teacher walked up to me, and she glanced at the pit and frowned.

"I'll come, your hands aren't as long as mine."

After I finished speaking, the head teacher frowned, and she nodded awkwardly and said, "Then you be careful." ”

"Oh, I see."

I once again put my head on Qin Xiaoyou's underwear, and this time I began to carefully grab the phone.

Qin Xiaoyou's phone didn't fall into place, I had to catch it all at once, otherwise when the phone was tuned to the, it would be difficult for me to catch it like this again.

Picking up my phone in the toilet is a technical problem, but fortunately I can hold my breath and endure the smell, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do this job.

"Come on, brother."

Qin Xiaoyou clenched his little fists to cheer me up, I smiled bitterly and stretched out my hand vigorously, and after feeling that I could grab the phone, I grabbed the phone hard.

At this moment, my heart was about to jump out, because the phone slid and almost fell into it again.

Fortunately, I grabbed it hard and didn't let the phone fall, so I carefully put the phone on the ground.

I was already sweating profusely, Qin Xiaoyou wiped the sweat on my forehead with his little hand and said, "Brother is awesome." ”

I smiled and said, "Your phone really didn't fall out of place." ”

"What should my brother do now, it's all poop on my phone."

Qin Xiaoyou pointed to the mobile phone on the ground, with a look of disgust, Zhang Qianqian came over and opened the expected tape and said, "Put it in, I'll go to the cafeteria to wash it, it should still work." ”

I grabbed the phone with the ultra-thin series and threw it in the expected tape, and awkwardly threw the ultra-thin series in my hand into the pit.

The head teacher on the side looked at me and said, "Okay, you guys should go out quickly." ”

I got up and ran out of the toilet in one go, and went outside to take a big breath of fresh air, I pulled the paper ball out of my nostrils, and instantly felt that everything was so beautiful.

Zhang Qianqian walked up to me and said, "I'll go to the cafeteria and wash up." ”

"I'd better go, it's a man's job."

I took Zhang Qianqian's expected belt, and quickly ran to the cafeteria, which was empty, I quickly buckled the batteries of the two mobile phones with my hands, but I found that the battery couldn't be picked off, so I had to turn off the mobile phone first, and began to wash carefully under the faucet, and it was quickly cleaned.

Zhang Qianqian hugged me from behind me, she lay on top of me and said: "It is said that a small thing can see whether a man has a sense of responsibility, husband, you are so good, it is my blessing to be your wife." ”

"Fools are trivial."

I was a little embarrassed to be said, in fact, I don't feel anything, Zhang Qianqian is my wife, what is the mobile phone that I help her go to the toilet, if she falls into the toilet, I will not hesitate to jump in to save her.

"It may be insignificant in your eyes, but I feel very comfortable in my heart, my husband I want to give you a monkey."

I grew my mouth and said, "Monkey? ”

"Stupid, that's what a child means."

Zhang Qianqian slapped me in the ass, and she walked up to me with a red face and washed her hands and face.

I ran to the cafeteria, asked the aunt inside for a clean towel, and asked Zhang Qianqian to wipe her face first, she had a cleanliness habit and said no, so I had to use a towel to wipe my phone clean.

"Okay, but it can't be used yet, it should be okay to put it in the sun."

After I finished speaking, Zhang Qianqian smiled and nodded, she walked up to me with long hair, stretched out her hand around my neck, opened her sexy and moist little mouth and kissed me.

I was embarrassed and wanted to push Zhang Qianqian away, but my hand was suddenly misplaced, Zhang Qianqian snorted lightly, but she didn't open her eyes, she kissed my little mouth, I was a little resistant at first, but soon catered to Zhang Qianqian's rhythm, my hands were a little not honest, but Zhang Qianqian didn't hit me.

"Brother, brother, can I still use my phone?"

As soon as my hand was placed on Zhang Qianqian's Xiaoman's waist, I heard Qin Xiaoyou's voice, Zhang Qianqian heard Qin Xiaoyou's voice, let go of my neck with a red face, and punched me lightly: "I hate it, I said don't want it, you still bully people, and you have all seen it Xiaoyou." ”

"Uh......"

I found that it was not easy to be a man, obviously she was going to kiss, but now she blames me, but who made me a man, this kind of dumbness can only be embarrassingly acquiescing.

"Brother, you are lustful, this is a school, and it is also a cafeteria, the public, bullying my sister-in-law in broad daylight, fortunately I rushed over, otherwise my sister-in-law was bullied to death by you, I am a little suspicious now, my sister-in-law's mobile phone fell just now, it was because you wanted to bully my sister-in-law in the toilet, so my sister-in-law's mobile phone was accidentally dropped."

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