The feeling of being a critic is like peeing, holding it back, it's easy to have an accident. It can only be solved a little numbly, which is comfortable.

It is said that Mu Yuanqi dropped the last notebook and looked outside, what the hell, the moon was on the top, as if he had caught a traitor, and the light shone into the house and hit the two of them.

The red sleeves add fragrance, the moon reads with you, the beauty lowers her eyebrows and smiles, and the gentleman raises her eyes and whispers, which is a harmonious picture. However, it's a pity, it's a pity, at this time, there is no beauty, only Auxiliary Minister Su Jing.

The two of them silently packed up their things, you don't say anything, Mu Yuanqi, the emperor, suddenly seemed to have changed his identity with Su Jing, and hung his head and followed behind Su Jing.

In the streets and alleys of the capital, when he was still the eleventh prince, he also fought and brawled, and whistled at beautiful girls, what bastard thing has he not done? Now, a red-walled courtyard has blocked all his past. Mu Yuanqi may not have thought that one day, he would have to be like a little daughter-in-law, following behind Su Jing, and follow suit.

There was a little bit of expectation in his heart, but he was more happy, but where this joy came from, Mu Yuanqi himself didn't know.

"Su Jing, where are you going to take me?"

Su Jing suddenly stopped, turned his head, and glanced at Mu Yuanqi lightly, "Your Majesty is worried that Weichen will sell you?" ”

Sold?

Mu Yuanqi's smile suddenly froze on his face, and he looked at Su Jing deeply, and said, "If you sell me, I will not let you go in this life!! “

Will you never let go in this life?

Su Jinghe lost his mind for a moment, and he couldn't tell why. Su Jing was a little dazed by his reaction, shook his head, and replied lightly: "Weichen remembers." ”

was speechless all the way, until he entered the gate of the Chunhe Garden, Mu Yuanqi was still confused, the auxiliary minister is this, you want to bring me to the Qinglou? Or do you want to buy me?

Without waiting for Mu Yuanqi to think clearly, suddenly a group of women came out from behind the curtain and rushed over, one by one, like flies seeing rotten eggs, sticking to Mu Yuanqi's body.

Help me!!!! Indecent !!!

With so many women, can you beat it?

Amitabha, sister-in-law said that a gentleman can't do anything to a woman.

Thinking of this, Mu Yuanqi's face turned blue, and he turned his head and glared at Su Jing angrily: "Su Jing, you come over for me!! “

"Su Jing? Childe, which girl is Su Jing? Could it be Childe's old love? It's okay, Childe remembers, the slave family is called Shuishui-"

Sleep?

I'm rubbing, this, I don't want to sleep with you!!

Mu Yuanqi's face can only be described as loveless now. Although he has been to the land of smoke and willows countless times, it is the first time he has been besieged by so many women!!

Another woman next to her also took the initiative to say: "The slave family is called Kuankuan-"

Wide and wide?

What's wide?

Loose-fitting unties?

Without waiting for Mu Yuanqi to think clearly, another woman said, "Son, there is also a slave family, and the slave family is called Yiyi——"

With a bang, Mu Yuanqi only felt that his brain was about to explode, these women, the names are connected to sleep with wide clothes untied?

No, sleeping is such a thing as a matter of serendipity.

First of all, there are at least five women, and they can't sleep at night. Moreover, Huan Fei Yan is thin, but there is no kind of Mu Yuanqi likes it. So, don't sleep.

Secondly, Su Jing brought him here today, that is to say, let Su Jing watch him live in the Spring Palace, which is not good, it hurts his body.

In the end, Mu Yuanqi deeply felt that he had suffered a loss here today.

As an emperor, he was insulted like this by a group of Qinglou women, destroyed, destroyed!!

Full of anger, however, is useless.

If Mu Yuanqi had known that he was such a gentleman that these women carried him into the room to carry him into the next step of indecent assault, he swore that if he saw a shameless woman in his life, he would slap him when he saw one.

Oh, to be clear, it's to beat yourself.

A man who hits a woman is not a good man.

The pink curtains, the incense burned in the house, were rich, but when you smell it, it is the kind of inferior spices that you buy a sack of silver for one or two silver on the street, and you feel that it is a waste to smoke the latrine. At this time, it burned in the girl's boudoir.

And the point is that Mu Yuanqi doesn't know which girl's room this is. Or these girls are not in the right mind, crammed into one room every day.

"Childe, will the slave family help you take it off, or will you come by yourself?"

"Childe, the slave family will get you some wine?"

"Ouch, Childe, what are you blushing about? Slave, how about you—"

The three girls, at first glance, were flirting veterans, lying on both sides of Mu Yuanqi on the left and right, ignoring Mu Yuanqi's struggle.

Of course, Mu Yuanqi didn't dare to struggle too blatantly, he just threw out the hands that some people put in his clothes, and moved his body slightly to prevent some parts of some people from rubbing up.

But this feeling is like sitting on pins and needles.

"Well, don't touch it."

After saying that, the girl named Yiyi smiled with a red face and asked, "That boy wants the slave family to touch it accurately?" ”

Accurate, ?!!!

Mu Yuanqi wanted to die with a look on his face, the fragrance on those women's bodies was too strong, and it was very fragrant at first, but when he smelled it carefully, it made people feel chest tightness and shortness of breath, not to mention, and he was nauseated constantly.

"Girl, please, stay away from me, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet!!"

"Childe, I didn't marry a daughter-in-law, it's just right-"

"That is, those who came to us, and those who married their daughters-in-law came behind their backs. Those who have not married a daughter-in-law come every day. ”

"I see, Childe won't still be a chick, right?"

This sentence seemed to have suddenly stabbed Mu Yuanqi, and he could still endure the good voice and angry speech, his face sank at this time, he suddenly got up, fled from the women's pile, his face was dark, and he said angrily: "If I am a chick, I will not let you test it!! Get out. ”

Get out?

Since ancient times, men have always gone out in the land of smoke and willows, how can women go out?

The women were stunned and did not move.

Seeing that they didn't react, Mu Yuanqi's tone suddenly became heavier, and said, "I'll say it again, go out!! ”

"Let's go."

The girl who took the lead saw that the situation was not right, and immediately took the lead and left.

The room was instantly quiet, and the temperature seemed to have dropped a lot. Mu Yuanqi breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and slowly sat down.

The girl here is so scary.

But he didn't know, it was even more terrifying, and it was still to come.

Suddenly, a sound came from inside the screen, which frightened Mu Yuanqi's eyes to fall.

"Your Majesty is still having fun?"

Su Jing walked out from behind the screen, with a light smile on his face.

Mu Yuanqi's face darkened, and he almost took off his shoes and smashed the rake towards Su Jing, "Su Aiqing seems to want to see me perform a live spring palace with you?" “

To say that you are not angry, that is absolutely false.

Su Jing stopped three steps away from Mu Yuanqi, looked at Mu Yuanqi, shook his head, and his eyes narrowed slightly, "Your Majesty said that you are still a young child, and your skills must be not good." “

The technique must be bad!!

If this kind of challenge to a man's ability is spoken, Su Jing will regret it as soon as he finishes speaking. has been with Chu Yan for a long time, and she has become dirty.

"If you don't try, how do you know I'm a chick? Do you know that my skills are not good? ”

Mu Yuanqi raised his eyebrows, suddenly grabbed Su Jing, and pressed him on the bed, without waiting for Su Jing to react, his legs knelt beside her, clamped her two legs, and pinched Su Jing's wrist with his hand, "Aiqing, do you want to try, am I a chick?" “

The sudden change made Su Jing realize a very important problem. Even if Mu Yuanqi is a child, he is already a man after all.

This kind of consciousness made Su Jing's whole body suddenly hot, biting his lip and twisting his head, not looking at Mu Yuanqi.

"To tell the truth, Aiqing looks quite feminine."

I don't know if it's a temptation or an accident, when Mu Yuanqi said this, Su Jing stiffened, as if he had been crushed by someone.

"Your Majesty laughed."

This kind of being pressed by Mu Yuanqi, although Mu Yuanqi is very thin, but he is also a man, and there is still a certain weight on his body.

Mu Yuanqi snorted twice in his heart, suddenly turned over and lay down, and said leisurely: "I'm not interested in men, and you don't have to make a heroic appearance." I won't do anything to you. ”

Su Jing was stunned for a moment, and slowly sat up, "The minister knows that His Majesty is not interested in men. That's why I brought you to the Qinglou, not the Xianggu Pavilion. ”

Elephant Aunt?

It was suspected that a mouthful of old blood sprayed on his chest, and then was swallowed by Mu Yuanqi.

"Su Jing, do you really treat me as a broken sleeve? I'm a normal man, and I'm not interested in men. ”

"Wechen knows. Your Majesty doesn't have to keep repeating !! ”

Su Jing sighed lowly, turned to face Mu Yuanqi, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, in this kind of place, the minister asked His Majesty to come today to tell His Majesty two things. ”

Tell things to tell things, what to do with such a dirty mind? Mu Yuanqi glanced at Su Jing with disdain, and was very contemptuous of his behavior.

"Weichen wants to tell His Majesty that the land of smoke willows is easy to get flower willow disease. Those girls have to sleep with at least three different men every day, doesn't Your Majesty feel like you're picking up the dirty pants that others have worn? ”

Dirty pants worn by others?

Thinking of his unique red pants, Mu Yuanqi felt that Su Jing's analogy was very disgusting.

"Second, Your Majesty is the king of a country, if you like women, you have everything, but the land of smoke and willows, mixed with mermaids, is really not a good land, so I implore Your Majesty, if necessary, do not let go of the harem, this kind of place, Your Majesty is still not good."

Recruit harem?

Mu Yuanqi suddenly ignited a burst of anger, did he look like the kind of person who didn't choose to eat?

"Su Jing, I tell you that you can take care of my court affairs, state affairs, wifery, harem affairs, don't even think about it, this is not something you can interfere in!! My sixth brother is the only sister-in-law in this life, although I, Mu Yuanqi, am now the king of a country, but if someone wants to control my life, I will not let it go easily!! ”

After saying that, Mu Yuanqi suddenly sat up, glared at Su Jing coldly, and left with his sleeves brushed up.

Su Jing, who was left alone, lowered his head and thought about it, and suddenly muttered: "Is it really a chick?" ”

But what Su Jing didn't expect the most was that Mu Yuanqi was really angry, and this anger came to Mu Yuanqi's birthday, and she was still thinking, in the end, Mu Yuanqi was angry because he was a chick and was discovered by himself, or because of the sentence he said about the harem, which made him mistakenly think that he was going to interfere in his marriage?

But she didn't bother to think about it so much, Su Jing thought to herself, she had a clear conscience.