Halfway up the mountain, in a state of alert, I was tortured because of a sentence!

was puzzled, the fat policeman smiled viciously at me, his smile, his smile was not smiling, it was creepy and chilling...

He tried to keep his voice as low as possible, but the tone of his voice was even more sinister and vicious!

"What? One of your poison associations "People on the Trees Are Afraid of Wolves and Wait for Wolves to Fear People on Trees" is enough for the director to drink a pot, and you have another one, which is really the second poison in the world! What is "Watching and seeing, the master is difficult, and the mountain is duan", who can answer the word splitting couplet? Let the director know that he is not in a hurry to die? Hurry up and don't let the director see it... Wait a minute, see how I clean you up! ”

When I heard it, I almost lost my breath! Why did you say it casually and become the second poison alliance in the Tang Dynasty?

"Alas! The intelligence and talent of the big head can't be hidden! ”

When I was escorted away, I was dissatisfied and struggled constantly..., when Fat Dun saw it, he muttered viciously: "Ugly, it's okay to watch the policewoman at the gate of the bureau!" The toad wants to eat swan meat, but I don't know how thick the sky is......"

At this time, I had turned my back to him, but hearing him say this, my heart was thrilled and I shuddered! I mentioned the throat and eyes......

"Yikes! and the police Hua Lanzi, he wants to know, he must destroy it! "I'm really scared!

Secretly glad that every time I met Zhang Lan, I was wandering around the North Market-Longzhou Mall, and no one knew! It's going to be really bad!

Just as he was about to be escorted away, the director heard the movement and looked back, and immediately became very excited, shook his tall and fat body, ran over, and said with a happy face:

"What's wrong?"

The fat policeman bowed his head: "It's okay, it's the dead ghost who came out (drug association) to harm people..."

The director hurriedly said: "Talents, rare, release quickly!" ”

A few vicious policemen reluctantly lied to me! The director stepped forward and grabbed my hands, and said eagerly: "Chess king, have you thought of the next link?" ”

I shook my head blankly......

Director: "I want to answer this (Xingtang Juelian): "People on the Trees Are Afraid of Wolves and Wolves Are Afraid of People on the Trees", and you have to be the chess king!" In this way: 10 days later, I will answer up, I have a heavy reward - no arrest for breaking the law, no need to pay for murder, special person to protect, talent, and another bonus ......"

No, I'm going home, three days, what's wrong with "People in the Trees Are Afraid of Wolves and Waiting for Wolves to Be Afraid of People on the Trees"? There is also the second "Seeing and seeing, the master is difficult, and the mountain is ending", the upper link, don't let the director know!

I'm really anxious, such a smart person, why can't he answer a couplet, he won't play chess during the New Year, and he will mobilize the whole family and the whole village, and he will make a blood book and let the branch secretary offer a reward. The branch secretary Shi Huigang was very concerned, and broadcast in the whole village, and whoever answered would be rewarded with a bonus of 1,000 yuan!

Time slipped by, but the day passed, and no one could claim the prize......

"Alas...!"

At night:

Dig around in the old books in your home collection! I wanted to find out the next link, but I was disappointed. After repeated scrutiny, this line of Tang Poison Lian's "People on the Trees Are Afraid of Wolves and Wait for Wolves to Fear People on the Trees" is too amazing, can the ancients answer it? Only then did I realize that the Tang Poison Couplet I created unintentionally was too amazing, such a peculiar roundabout couplet, even I didn't understand it at the time, I just said it casually.

No wonder the stupid cop can't answer! Alas, don't blame them for being stupid! However, holding the ancient book, looking, watching, and having fun!

"Alas! Pregnant! That's it! ”

The book says: Writing poetry needs to touch the scene and feelings, so that you can see the opportunity to do it, see the wind and think of the rain!

The next day, I left again, where did I go? Go to the mountains! If you want to see the scene, answer the couplet!

Staying in the locust tree that saved my life is a day......

It's getting dark, but I'm not inspired, and I still can't answer! It was getting dark and I had to go home......

The book implicitly expressed: I heard the wolf howl again, and I was afraid that after dark, I would be plotted by the mountain wolf again! The smart me and the hero don't want to suffer the immediate loss, so they want to withdraw first!

Who knows!

After getting off the tree, a wolf suddenly sprang out from behind the rocks, followed by five she-wolves......

It turned out that they had already discovered it, but they were just waiting for the right time.

When I see that things are not good, I will run away! ---

When the wolf sees me running, he bites when he catches me! ---

Is:

Don't learn well,

Look for something for no reason. ---

Now there are few people who bully me,

I want to eat me old. ---

Whether I can stand it or not,

I come to bite with drool. ---

Walking Tang wolf, not prospering,

Sneak attack from behind wants to die. ---

It grinned and bared its teeth, trying to get my head to move. ---

It bared its teeth and grinned, refusing to delay for a moment. ---

It is restless, moves quickly, and pulls me with its teeth. ---

It was fast, restless, and almost bitten me into a bloody hole! ---

Fortunately, after hard work and kicking, I finally found an opportunity, relying on the martial arts I had practiced since I was a child, a donkey rolled and rolled down the mountain, and got out of danger......

I didn't dare to go out for a few days and nights.

But, I'm not scared!

On this day:

Lying in bed, tossing and turning, I can't sleep, and the deadline is approaching!

"What to do? What to do? ”

took out the ancient family book "Shi Family Stunt" - (The book implied: The ancestor is a big family!) ）

Look, look, have an idea again!

"You have to go into the mountains!"

The bell must be tied to the bell, it is the "Poison Alliance" forced out by the mountain wolf! This link has to be found from the mountain wolf! Let the wolf answer!

However, this time I learned to be obedient, don't bother too much, according to the ancient books, catch a wolf first and get it home, and then settle accounts with it! To tell you the truth: the ancestors who used to make a living by hunting were really clever and had developed a strange way to deal with mountain wolves......

There is a passage in this ancestral notebook that reads:

"Back Wolf"

If the wolf's skin is intact, dig a deep pit in the wolf-infested place, cover it with a slightly larger wooden plank, and dig a hole slightly thicker than the arm in the middle of the plank, so as to be used to catch the wolf, and the person will squat in it, and when the wolf comes out to look for food in the night, he will learn to cry in it: "Baa..."

At this time, the wolf will hear the sound, and look at it for a long time, before he dares to come closer, and will look at the small hole, and then the man will put a sheepskin on his head and continue to learn the sheep:

The voice was sad and staccato like a lamb that had fallen into a trap and had been hungry for a few days, weak and pitiful......

"Uhh Uhh

The mountain wolf will suddenly feel pity, want to save the lamb and the water is in dire straits, and turn around impatiently at the small hole, but the hole is too small to drill in, helpless, it can only reach into one front paw to probe......

But: it will shrink right away!

After a while, the wolf would repeat his old trick again, and after a few times, when he became bold, he would crawl down, and stretch his front paws as far as he could, so that he could explore more deeply, so that he could hold the lamb and rescue the little poor ......

Then:

And he wrapped his paw around the wolf's paw with a sheepskin, and took hold of the wolf's leg with both hands, so that he could not get up, and his chest was pressed against the plank.

Take the time to wrap the wolf's legs wrapped in sheepskin tightly with a rope, make it thick and dense, and then retract it to the sky......

Such:

No matter how sharp the minions are, no matter how cunning the thinking is, no matter how fierce the struggle is, there is nothing to be done about it, so it has to be caught!

Further down, you can laugh out loud and let it know: it's on (two legs)!

It is afraid: it trembles in shyness and whispers in order to plead!

When the morning dawns and the wolf companions are gone, you can carry the plank, drag the wolf's legs with both hands, and go home happily......

However, it is better to have someone answer, and be careful that the wolf jumps over the wall and intercepts it halfway!

After reading the methods of my ancestors, I have a bottom in my heart! I made preparations, and the electricity and mobile phone were fully charged in case of accidents! I also have an extra heart, I didn't tell anyone about this! I want to show my majesty, just wait for the day to dawn, call the good friends in the village again, let them a few stunned boys to answer, after catching the wolf, to surprise the stunned youth!

I also have a little ninety-nine:

In this way, I can be regarded as bold and careful, and I do things alone! It's also good to let my police flower Zhang Lan see my bravery and wit! The mind has been decided, and the preparation is sufficient!

On this day, I went up the mountain to dig a pit!

I took the plank, which I had already drilled into an arm's thick, and I took a shovel and began to dig a hole under the tree where I was in distress, and when I could accommodate my whole body and move, I covered it with a plank.

However, with a little more heart, I tied the plank with a rope and pulled it inside, in case the wolf arched it with its mouth, if it was true, wouldn't my more than 100 catties be dangerous? I'm not going to give them a chance!

My more than 100 pounds are still waiting to marry and have children with the young and beautiful Zhang Lan...

Afternoon:

Through the sunlight from the small hole in his arm, he began to eat the canned food and biscuits that Lanzi had bought for him. The book is implied: she bought it, and the money is mine...

Drink a little wine and steal the fun! If you want to get it, you have to be famous, as soon as Lanzi's parents heard about it, they didn't regard me as a bragging capital!

Thinking about it, I fell asleep......

I dreamed that (Zhang Lan) went into the mountains to find me, so I hid and hid, and made her cry anxiously... I was snickering behind the tree, and suddenly a fierce tiger pounced on Zhang Lan, she didn't know at all, she was indifferent, I was startled and woke up!

When I woke up, I was shocked! The light is gone, the sky is dark, the moon is very low, and the shadows are abundant, which is very scary!

In the distance, the cry of a night owl was heard: "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack...... Bite! ”

Suddenly far away, suddenly near, especially scary......

Settle down! I pressed the flashlight inside, and it's okay! The flashlight is normal! I looked at my phone, and the electric foot and the signal were strong! Just as he was thinking about it, there were a few wolf howls, hoarse and frightening!

Under the loneliness -

I really regret it, this mountain wolf is gathered, it's not easy to deal with! Give up, it's hard to get back after dark!

Alas! If you don't do it, you don't do it! In order to make a good impression on the annoying Lanzi, I fought it!

Just as I was thinking about it, there was movement nearby, and the movement was getting louder and louder, and listening to the footsteps, there were 5 or 6 wolves running around nearby...

They are not calling, they are observing and studying this board that should not appear......

I calmed down, shook my head, shook my spirit, and secretly praised, I was about to learn from the sheep - called, with a wry smile on my face, and opened my mouth: "Baa..."

Just scream! It's quiet outside!

I shouted a few more times with great interest......

"Uhh Uhh

There was no movement outside, I listened carefully, but there was no sound, so I screamed vigorously: "Baa... Baa... Uhh

Still quiet, silent!

Listen closely: surprisingly quiet! I don't dare to scream, I'm really afraid of inviting [ghosts]!

A moment passed, and another moment passed......

Eerie and quiet......

Somehow, my legs began to tremble, my scalp was swindling, and I suddenly got goosebumps......

I hurriedly covered my head with a sheepskin jacket... Don't dare to move!

A moment passed, and another passed...

There was no movement......

Silent......

I couldn't help it, slowly, slowly moved the sheepskin jacket open a small slit! Peek into the small hole!

It's okay not to look at it, this time, the soul is scattered!

"Yikes!"

Under the bright moonlight:

A pair of green thief eyes - quietly peeking in!