Chapter 104: Auntie, I've Practiced

There have been a lot of distinguished guests in Xie Mansion in the past two days, not to mention Chu Yan and Mu Zexi, who plan to gnaw rice in Xie Mansion, plus Xiao Xiaoxiao, who is busy repairing doors and windows and catching mosquitoes in Xie Mansion every day, not to mention that Shen Jinyi and the three disciples of Guozijian do not delay their homework every day, and they are studying in the backyard.

In order to avoid these people, Xie Yao obediently moved from the main courtyard to the side bedroom in the front yard, secluded, no one disturbed, except for Mu Zexi who came over from time to time to rob some medicinal herbs, or Xiao Xiaoxiao who came over from time to time to find some stubble, everything else was fine.

On this day, Xie Yao and Xie Gongzi were settling accounts with themselves in the house, when he was suddenly disturbed by a knock on the door, raised his head from the account book, and Xie Yao said weakly: "Come in." ”

For a long time, the door did not move.

Xie Yao shook his head and muttered, "Could it be that the accounts are being taken too seriously that auditory hallucinations occur?" ”

So Gongzi Xie sighed, continued to hang his head and began to settle the score.

But after a while, the door was knocked again, this time Xie Yao was stunned, listened for a while, and then replied: "Come in." ”

The knocking stopped, but the door still hadn't opened. At this time, Xie Yao was angry, put down the pen, lifted his robe and stood up, and went to open the door with an expressionless face, and suddenly his legs were weak with fright.

His fingers trembled and he pointed to the lump outside the door, and he was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Xie Yao, what kind of expression do you have?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao's face was covered with mud, and her gray face was not enough to describe her, in short, it was like going to the field and rolling around, and she was beaten again.

"Where are you coming from?"

Xie Yao's scallion-like fingers trembled in the air for a long time and couldn't put it down, Xiao Xiaoxiao's appearance was too terrifying.

"Oh, Qiu Linshan Yutu Cave."

This place is no stranger to Xie Yao, as a healer, it is a good place to produce wild toads, but it is dirty, black, and there are snakes and other things, so even if there is a shortage of wild toads as medicinal materials, Xie Yao will choose to replace them with other things, after all, that kind of place, not a professional doctor, it is difficult to distinguish between the toad in the cave and the wild toad. The two look very similar, but the effect of the wild toad is more than ten times that of the toad.

Seeing the wild toad on the ground all of a sudden, Xie Gongzi was really startled, if it weren't for the fact that he could see the sky and the house now, he would almost think that he had entered the Yutu Cave.

"My eldest brother wrote to me that you saved Chu Yan and me, so let me thank you well. But my aunt and grandmother thought about it, you Xie Fu didn't seem to lack anything, so she grabbed Xie Wei and asked, I heard Xie Wei say that you heard this thing rarely, so my aunt and grandmother went to get you a bag, you see, is it enough to repay you for saving your life? ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao has always been bold, and she is not like those ladies of the family, who are a little dirty and cry and hide their faces and run away, Xiao Xiaoxiao, a scholar, almost can't tell that he is a person, and he can still stand here calmly, waiting for someone to review it.

Xie Yao's sword eyebrows suddenly frowned tightly: "Are you here to repay your kindness?" ”

Although Xiao Xiaoxiao was shouting all day and night to abolish him before, he was still quite polite, Xie Yao did save Chu Yan, so he wanted to thank this little white face on behalf of his eldest brother.

"That's right."

Xiao Xiaoxiao replied as a matter of course, rubbing his sleeve on his face, and suddenly, his face was covered with sludge, and he couldn't tell that he was a person at allβ€”β€”Β·

Xie Yao suddenly looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao with a smile and laughter, and said helplessly: "Others repay their kindness with their own promises, so you just want to repay the favor with these stinky toads?" ”

"Xie Yao, I warn you, don't get an inch!! Auntie, I have practiced!! ”

As he spoke, Xiao Xiaoxiao also opened his hands and made a gesture of wanting to do it. Xie Yao stretched out his hand, took her into his arms, and said with a sneer: "The kung fu of fist embroidery and leg embroidery, let's go fight with the cat in the backyard." ”

Is this mocking her fist embroidered legs and three-legged cat kung fu?

Xiao Xiaoxiao was furious, pushed Xie Yao away, and immediately said angrily: "You little white face, why are you so shameless? Auntie, grandma, I kindly want to repay the favor and catch such a good thing for you, and you even say that people are toads? I think you're the toad, the biggest toad!!! ”

In this world, there are people who say that Xie Yao is ugly, and Mu Zexi is one of them. There are also those who say that Xie Yao looks like a woman, such as Chu Yan. However, no one ever said that he looked like a toad!! What the hell is such a beautiful toad!!!! Where is it!!! Find out and cook it and eat it!!

Gongzi Xie was very frightened when he was angry, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao's face like staring at a toad, but instead, he suddenly smiled softly and said softly: "Why don't I call some people to see how you look now?" ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao waved his hand arrogantly and said confidently: "Okay, you go, you can call everyone to see your aunt and grandmother." ”

This is her aunt's habit, and it doesn't seem to be very good, do you want to find a chance to tell her to let her change? Xie Yao was in a tangle, and he never felt that this kind of verbal question was also a problem. Why don't you find Chu Yan to say? No, no, no, Chu Yan will only let Xiao Xiaoxiao's habit develop to the peak. Hey, what should I do?

"Hey, you're not calling anyone? Then I called it? ”

Seeing that Xie Yao didn't react for a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao asked tentatively, Xie Yao suddenly raised his head, revealing a pair of black eyes, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and said seriously: "No, you come in with me." ”

After that, he didn't give Xiao Xiaoxiao a chance to follow at all, and dragged Xiao Xiaoxiao into the back room, and a huge mirror directly reflected Xiao Xiaoxiao today.

Xiao Xiaoxiao looked at it for a long time, and said suspiciously: "Xie Yao, your mirror is very interesting, how can it only reflect you but not me?" ”

This girl is so stupid. Xie Yao was amused in his heart, in fact, Xiao Xiaoxiao gave her a very different feeling, but he couldn't tell what was the difference. But looking at the look in Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes that didn't seem to be fake, Xie Yao decided to tell her the truth cruelly: "The black one next to you is not you." ”

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It's still, everything is still.

In the whole room, only Xie Yao's breathing was quiet, and Xiao Xiaoxiao's breathing.

It's over, it can't be broken, right? Xie Yao's heart tightened, how could he forget that women love beauty, although Xiao Xiaoxiao is difficult to confirm that she is a woman in terms of gender, but this, this cannot hide the fact that she is a woman.

"You, are you alright?"

Gongzi Xie was not a stammering person, but he was really frightened by Xiao Xiaoxiao's strange reaction, and stared directly at Xiao Xiaoxiao's side face, afraid that she would commit suicide by hitting the mirror on impulse.

However, it turns out that Xiao Xiaoxiao is really very human, after staring at himself in the mirror for a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao suddenly said: "My aunt and grandmother have long wanted to tan, but they can't always tan, it's okay now, it's so dark, who dares to say that my aunt and grandmother are weak women!!! ”

Weak woman? Poof-

Gongzi Xie laughed very inhumanely, in his impression, if Xiao Xiaoxiao is a weak woman, he is afraid that this dynasty will be subverted.

"Xie Yao, you say, if I dress up like this, will my eldest brother consider taking me to the battlefield?" If the eldest brother considered her going to war, then she wouldn't have to ride a wooden horse in the mansion every day.

Xu is a rare woman who would have such a strange idea, Xie Yao's expression suddenly darkened after hearing this question, and he asked with some displeasure: "Why do you want to go to the battlefield?" ”

"Nonsense, naturally, in order to gallop on the battlefield, the horse is flying!!"

Xiao Xiaoxiao's hair was blown up by the wind, like an ant crawling on Xie Yao's face, itchy, this feeling was very weird, but I couldn't tell where it was weird.

"Come on, in the world of men, how can women go wherever they want?"

For some reason, he just wanted to demoralize her.

When Xiao Xiaoxiao heard this, he was not happy, and glanced at Xie Yao: "Little white face, don't say radish sour if you can't eat radish." ”

Xie Yao: "It's grapes." ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao: "Huh? What the? β€œ

Xie Yao: "It's that you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour." ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao: "Oh."

"But the grapes I planted are really sour, aren't they?"

Xie Yao suddenly wanted to cry without tears, he just wanted to find a mallet to stun Xiao Xiaoxiao, and he struggled for a long time, and then he said sneeringly: "That's because you planted it." ”

"Auntie, I didn't pour vinegar on them, how can it be sour?"

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Mr. Xie expressed his admiration for Miss Xiao's thinking, pouring vinegar? I guess that's all she can think of.

"Hey, Xie Yao, you say, if I ask people to pour some sugar juice on my grapes every day, will it be sweet?"

"Then you try."

"Why are you so irresponsible, let me tell you Xie Yao, although I despise you as a little white face, but I respect you for being a doctor, can't I ask you if I have a problem?"

At the door, Xie Yao was about to enter the house, but his collar was grabbed by something that couldn't see what it was, and he couldn't move his legs.

The Xie Mansion guards who were hiding in the shadows glanced at each other and asked, "Do you need help?"

"No, isn't Childe still falling?"

"Isn't that too irresponsible?"

"Childe is not in charge yet, what do you care about being responsible or not?"

Well, a few secret guards silently squatted and watched this scene of Xie Gongzi being trapped at the door of the house, and then the corners of their mouths smiled unusually badly.

"Xiao Xiaoxiao, I'm a doctor, not a gardener!! How can I know about your grape planting!!! ”

Finally, Gongzi Xie finally stopped struggling, turned around and looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao with resentment, as if all the strength in his body had been withdrawn, he said so, and then his feet were weak and he squatted on the ground.

Xiao Xiaoxiao also seemed to feel that he was too fierce, so he simply sat on the ground, supported his chin, and asked again: "You don't know, then, Shen Jinyi must know, I'll go find him!!! ”

After saying that, he ran away. Xie Yao wanted to pull it, but it only touched his sleeve.