Chapter 41: The Fortune Teller

The short Sunday passed in a flash, and the fourth class on Monday morning was physical education, and the physical education teacher led the students to practice a few physical movements, and it was announced that it was disbanded after ten minutes. Physical education class is like that, dispensable. Anyway, the college entrance examination is not examined, so the students don't pay much attention to it, that is, they just follow the form.

After the disbandment, some of the boys went to play basketball, some went to play football, and some fought together. Most of the girls gathered together to bask in the warmth, laughing and chatting, and some went to play volleyball.

Qian saw a large group of girls in the class chirping as cheerfully and smartly as birds in a tree, all dressed up with flowers and branches. So he took the initiative to flirt with them, this guy is like a Jia Baoyu, and he loves to drill into the girl's pile.

"Fuck off, where did this fake pussy come from!" He Lingling took the most money and yelled on his ass: "Why are you here?" ”

Qian touched the kicked butt with a smile, and then stepped forward and arched his hand at He Lingling and said in a funny and coquettish tone: "Xiaosheng (envoy) Xie Luoji, would you rather share the bed (share)?" (Quoted junior high school text "Mo Shang Sang)"

The girls were immediately amused, leaning back and laughing. He Lingling's face turned red and said angrily: "Phew! Don't pee either, you deserve it. As he spoke, he kicked him in the stomach again.

Qian was on guard this time, so he shrugged his hips forward, which was a bit too exaggerated. It is very unsightly to guard so many girls that many girls are embarrassed and their cheeks are red.

After laughing, the girls ignored him. Qian sees these warm girls pulling each other's hands, as if they are looking at each other's palmistry, and some girls usually like to figure out each other's fate when they have nothing to do.

At most, Qian came forward and boasted that he knew gossip, read the Book of Changes, and learned to read palmistry from a blind fortune teller...... Listen to it! This is pure fart!

He added the contents of some palmistry books that he usually paid attention to in the stalls, and as a result, these girls stretched out their white little hands to him.

Qian said like a fortune teller at most: "Don't worry, I'll show you one by one, if you want to say that I am the best at palmistry, I will stretch out your right hand, male left and female right!" Right? ”

Qian looked at the little white hands in front of him at most, and he didn't know which one to hold first.

After looking at it for a long time, I saw a hand dyed with nail polish the most, and when I looked up, I saw that it was Li Meng'er. While holding the slender hand like warm nephrite, he shook his head and said, "As soon as I shook it, I knew that this was a blessed hand." Come on, let me give you a closer look. ”

At most, Qian grabbed the girl's hand with both hands, pushed her palm away, and rubbed his two thumbs in her delicate palm. This girl doesn't mind giggling, let him play with it, it's not a sensitive part anyway.

At most, the money is rubbed enough, and the words in my heart are almost the same. So he began to say nonsense: "It can be seen from the palmistry that this life is an upright person, a fair work, a kind face and a kind heart, and a good fortune, and the middle limit is to hand over Yiluduo, well-monkeys, pigs, snakes, chickens are not matched, dragons, horses, oxen, and tigers are safe." At the age of fifty-eight, there was a problem, ouch - what are you doing screwing me? ”

Qian shouted dissatisfiedly: "What I'm talking about is that there is a 'difficulty', not a 'man', you are - really!" ”

He huffed and held a little white hand, and also rubbed it indiscriminately, and then said nonsense: "This life is versatile, clever, quiet, and safe, and respected when you go out, and you can enter the wealth of the Quartet." What about the lifeline, you can also, Shouyuan is seventy-nine, died in mid-September, and a pair of daughters-in-law can be sent to the end, good life......"

After Qian at most finished speaking, he grabbed a small hand, looked at her palm seriously, and said: "Your life is not bad, you can see from the palmistry, this life is pure and honest, the young man is diligent in learning, fame and fortune, and more than enough wealth, like icing on the cake, the wife is beautiful in the evening, oh - no, it's wrong, it's the husband who is in the evening and is beautiful, what are you laughing at?" What to laugh at? ”

Qian yelled at the other girls at most, and said with a very popular look: "Fortune telling has to tell the truth!" You can't just pick up the nice ones, right? I'm telling the truth. Ouch - who kicked me? He rubbed his ass and turned his head to yell at the laughing girl behind him: "How can this be reasonable, it's not like words!" ”

At this time, Song Yingmei said with a smile: "Please ask you, the fortune teller, to calculate it for me......"

"Okay." Qian grabbed her hand and rubbed it for a while, then quoted a sentence from the model play and said to everyone: "Hmph, this woman is unusual, oh - who fucking kicked me again!" ”

Qian turned around impatiently and shouted, "What's the matter! What's wrong with bullying honest people? Have the ability to kick forward. Cut ......"

He pointed to his crotch as if he wasn't afraid of kicking. The girls all had crimson cheeks, and they covered their mouths with shame and smiled.

Qian Duo still held Song Yingmei's hand tightly and continued: "This life is a person with a strong nature, courage and strategy, and he will not lose anything in his life." What's in the ointment is that you're yin, a bit of a kefu...... Hehe, look at you, what are you doing beating me, it's the truth......"

He Lingling kicked Qian in the stomach at most, stretched out his hand in front of him and said without resistance: "Hmph, if you have the ability, you can also calculate it for the old lady...... If you miscalculate, you'll have to kill your dog......"

"Oh, My God." Qian pinched He Lingling's hand at most and said: "Your yin qi is heavier, I suggest that you find a husband who has first-class kung fu in bed, and then find two, it's really a thing." I'm afraid one man can't bring you down, if you're willing to find three, that's more than enough, hahahaha......"

"Little Qian Curly Mao'er, I'll fuck your ancestor......" He Lingling went up and kicked him with a flying foot. At the same time, his cheeks were crimson and he yelled, "Phew! In the future, let your daughter-in-law kill you turtle bastard. Sisters, give me ......"

"Oops, oops! Look at you, what are you kicking all the time! Originally! Let's be honest! Cut ......"

At this time, the girls in the circle also blushed together, and surrounded the money in the middle at most, laughing and twisting, slapping and beating.

Qian at most covered his head and yelled without hesitation: "Yay! What are you doing here, a group of big girls are bullying me, a poor fortune teller. Ouch, who's this! It's always touching my crotch. He smiled shamelessly, and the girls thrashed even more happily.

Xue Lian also sneered with a red cheek, stepped forward to take a photo, and slapped an ear scrape on the back of her head.

At most, this money was beaten for a while, and he couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest, but he just covered his head and bowed his waist and retreated.

In a moment he felt a stumble, his body lost his balance, and he lay on his back in the holly of the flower bed, and the funny girls giggled and ran away......

At most, Qian got up from the edge of the flower bed and picked up the shoes that had tripped over the edge of the flower bed, and yelled at the girls who were far away: "Fuck, I'm a bunch of stinky three-eight!" It would be nice if Lao Tzu could be like what is written in the online novel, and he will receive it all. After that, he rubbed his cheeks and left the playground.