Chapter 346: He's Coming
"It is said that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince today, his appearance, those who see it sigh, the posture of heaven and man, not like mortals. His talent, the only one in the world, can be literate at the age of three, can be martial at the age of four, and the champions of civil and military affairs are all defeated at his feet. Three heads and six arms, even more invincible, fighting on the battlefield, no one can stop itββΒ·"
Chu Yan, who was sitting at the back of the hall, pursed her mouth and said with disdain: "Fart!" Mu Zexi was three or four years old and couldn't even beat people's fingers!! β
But at the same time, I think it's funny, the posture of heaven and man? Three heads and six arms? Is that still human? This storyteller is really an exaggeration. Originally, the two of them were already planning to go home, but on the way, they happened to hear someone talking here, talking about Mu Zexi, and Miss Chu's feet were glued. Of course, Mu Yuanqi was not much better, as if he had lost his soul, he went straight into it, and listened to the storyteller's spittle. While holding his head and listening seriously, he applauded while listening.
Chu Yan couldn't wait to slap the head of this unlucky bear child who lacked roots, lacking heart. The three-headed and six-armed one is either Nezha or a monster!!
However, putting Mu Zexi's face on a three-headed and six-armed body, hee, it feels disgusting to think about it.
The storyteller didn't hear Chu Yan's words, and told a story about Mu Zexi's rescue of beauty in the capital, which caused many girls' hearts to ripple, and by the way, scolded the most jealous woman today, the crown princess.
What kind of princess Niangniang shouldn't be a monster who specializes in sucking people's blood, right? Otherwise, the princess must be a skilled husband.
Miss Chu laughed at these comments, but calmly looked at the storyteller's enthusiastic and objective communication, while scolding herself, she was too high Mu Zexi, and there was a little perverted joy in her heart.
"Sister-in-law, aren't you angry?"
Mu Yuanqi frowned angrily, if it weren't for Chu Yan pressing him, he would have already gone up and smashed someone's table.
Miss Chu shook her head and said with a smile: "If you are angry, you will fart." The storyteller is right, but it's too fake. β
After that, Miss Chu Shi Shiran took a sip of tea and continued to listen to the man.
"Besides, when the prince was ten years old, when he first entered the national prison, a group of gentlemen were arrogant, and they couldn't look down on the ten-year-old prince, so they could make things difficult, but they didn't want toββΒ·"
"Tsk, is the storyteller misremembering? This was obviously when Mu Zexi was twelve years old!! β
Chu Yan couldn't listen to it anymore, slapped the table and shouted, and suddenly found that everyone's eyes were focused on her, and she suddenly nodded a little curtly, and sat down properly. The eyes of these people were not good, and staring at Chu Yan was like staring at the enemy, which frightened Chu Chang and decisively stopped talking.
I don't know why, as soon as she heard about Mu Zexi, she felt that her brain was a little short-circuited, but how could the storyteller say Mu Zexi's thing wrong!!
Chu Yan didn't speak, it didn't mean that the storyteller didn't hear it, and his face suddenly sank,
Slowly walked over, proudly raised his little head, and asked with a smile in his eyes that seemed to be like a fighting: "This son seems to know very well?" β
Clear?
Nonsense!! The master also knows how long Mu Zexi's legs are, how thin his waist is, and what his physical strength is!! However, these Chu Yan will not be able to say it, but she is afraid that if she does, she will not want to get out alive today, so she shook her head and said with a smile: "No, no, you continue, continue." β
Anyway, don't you have nothing to do, and pass the time?
The storyteller shook his head arrogantly, turned around and continued: "Hmph!! Speaking of that group of gentlemen, they are all headed by Xie Yao, the son of the Xie family, who would have expected that as soon as the prince saw the prince, he would call him a brother and a brother, eat and sleep together for decades, talk every day and night, and the love is as deep as the sea..........''
Chu Yan's restlessness factor began to be restless again, and she said helplessly: "The young master can't listen to it anymore!! You just said that the two of them broke their sleeves, and they still ate and slept together for decades? Mu Zexi, who is a person who can't live to see tomorrow's sun when others are one step closer to him, how can they eat and sleep together? β
Except, of course, on their own........
The storyteller's face turned blue with anger, and he walked over again with his old cold legs, glared at Chu Yan fiercely, gritted his teeth and asked, "Childe seems to know a lot about the prince's affairs?" The daughter-in-law of the eldest cousin of the decrepit mother-in-law is the rough envoy of the concubine of the prince!! β
Tsk, it's really amazing - I'm still Mu Zexi's pillow daughter-in-law!!
Chu Yan smashed his mouth, with a sincere and serious attitude, nodded and said, "Sir, this fart is a bit big!" β
The rough mother-in-law of the concubine? When she Chu Yan is an ornament? Concubine? Even the maids in the Six Kings' Mansion have been sent away, and basically they can't even get close to the main courtyard!
"You hairy boy, what do you know?"
The storyteller was demolished by Chu Yan like this, and his heart was already full of anger, and he was even more angry at this time, and he raised his hand to do something to Chu Yan, but Chu Yan took the first step, pinched the storyteller's hand, raised his eyes and smiled lightly: "I'm sorry, I don't remember the prince told me that he still has concubines." β
As soon as Chu Yan said this, the crowd immediately discussed, the six princes scattered the backyard for the six princesses, and everyone knew about it, and now although the prince is already the prince, it is said that the backyard is still empty, and there is no woman except the princess. Immediately, people became suspicious of the storyteller and began to talk about it.
"Oh, this, this concubine, yes, it's the concubine of the house next door!!"
The storyteller hurriedly changed his words, he was careless, and he forgot about this stubble, but the more he looked at Chu Yan, the more displeased he became!
Chu Yan laughed again, could it be that Mu Zexi still became the old king next door?
"Oh, this concubine, I think she should have climbed the wall?"
The storyteller immediately nodded, cleared his throat, and said confidently, "Yes, really." β
At this moment, Chu Yan laughed even more, and Mu Yuanqi silently mourned for the storyteller for a few minutes, and then changed his position to avoid harming the pond fish.
The only one who dares to climb the wall in the Six Kings Mansion is his own sister-in-law!
Why doesn't this storyteller have any common sense?
Counting with his fingers, Mu Yuanqi suddenly felt that his sister-in-law was really amazing, and she could climb the wall so many times under the hands of the sixth brother!
Seeing that the storyteller's attitude towards himself was not good, Chu Yan also faintly became a little angry, and continued to work hard to achieve the ultimate in the demolition work:
"But, next door is Lou Shangshu, who is today's master of the horseββ"
Today's horse master, how dare he dare to marry a concubine? Then Her Royal Highness the princess must not pick his skin and cramp his tendons? Besides, the torture instruments of Shangshu on the next floor seem to be excellent, and the bedside is always on the bedside, which concubine can't think of it like this-
Don't be afraid of the wind and flash your tongue when you speak!!
Chu Changzai stared carefully at the eyes of the storyteller, this person was full of nonsense, if he really said the truth, there was no need to be embarrassed, but when Chu Chang thought about how many rumors came out of the mouth of this kind of nonsense person, his heart suddenly cooled!
At the beginning, Queen Xie was embarrassed by Mu Zexi, and she didn't work hard to tell a storyteller like him, right?
The storyteller was forced to be anxious, and immediately slapped the table and said angrily: "You, you are talking nonsense!" β
Nonsense?
Chu Yan smiled coldly, raised her eyebrows and asked, "I'm talking nonsense?" Storytelling is about truthβΒ·"
"Guest officers, this person is uneasy and kind, he, he slanders the prince, can you bear it?"
Seeing that he can't say Chu Yan, the storyteller is also a smart person, most of the officials here are people who have respect for Mu Zexi, as soon as he said this, the group of hot-blooded people immediately got up indignantly, and they were bound to seek justice for the prince.
A bunch of brainless !!
Chu Yan hadn't eased up yet, and was dragged away by Mu Yuanqi all of a sudden, followed by a large number of people chasing and killing. Shouting and shouting to kill, pedestrians on the street have given way.
At first, Miss Chu was still slow, while telling Mu Yuanqi that calm down, they would be fine after chasing for a while, but when the group of people chased Miss Chu for two streets, Chu Yan was dumbfounded, and scolded crookedly:
"Your uncle's Mu Zexi!! Brain-dead powder!! β
The next time she sees Mu Zexi, she must let Mu Zexi come to listen to this storyteller, it's too a bully!!
After running through another street, Chu Yan couldn't run, she couldn't scold anyone, her legs were going to be weak, and she and Mu Yuanqi were like headless flies, running everywhere. So much so that Miss Chu hated Luzhou City, and when she came to Luzhou, she was chased and ran away for three days!!
Mu Yuanqi didn't get much better, and in the end he was so tired that he couldn't run, so he shouted after him: "Sister-in-law, wait for me!! β
Wait? Can this wait?
Chu Yan just felt inexplicably, was she too impulsive to do things these days? How do you think that as long as you hear the three words Mu Zexi, the whole person is like lighting a fire!!
In fact, if she stops, Miss Chu will not suffer, but, after all, she is a flat-headed ordinary person, isn't it? There's no need to do it, is there? In addition, Chu Yan found out that there were more and more people secretly following her in the past few days, and she also wanted to try when she wanted to hide in that group of people.
"You'd better be quicker!!"
Chu Yan turned her head and hurriedly urged, it seems that there are quite a lot of people in that group? I don't know if I get caught, whether I want to smash eggs or throw vegetable leaves, but come to think of it, these things, although they are not expensive, but they are better than the quantity, this, this accumulation is also a lot of money.
"Sister-in-law, in front, there are also people !!!"
As soon as these words came out, poor Mu Xiaowang didn't brake on the brakes, and hit Chu Yan's shoulder headlong, and suddenly bared his teeth in pain, raised his head, and looked at Chu Yan aggrievedly.
However, when he saw the carriage in front of Chu Yan, Mu Yuanqi's first reaction was to flee.
As a result, before he could run two steps, he was carried back by Chu Yan and stood in place in a daze.
"Sister-in-law, aren't we going to run away?"
Chu Yan: "Look back, can you escape?"
Sure enough, a twist of the head
The person chasing behind him had been stopped by a group of men in black, who were also familiar people, Mu Zexi's secret guards. Sure enough, it's been hard to follow yourself for so long, right? It's finally time to show up.
The carriage is not luxurious, but it is very large and very simple, so that people can intuitively have a sense of respect in it when they see it. The curtain of the car slowly opened, and the person in the car said softly: "Sister, where do you want to go?" β
Chu Yan shrunk her neck, wanting to cry without tears, why was she so miserable?
Before Chu Yan could speak, he was dragged into the carriage.