Chapter 244: You're so funny

As soon as he got to work, Luo Jifeng lay on the desk, and he planned to be stubborn with Li Songlin.

Luo Jifeng is really angry, last night, there was a large-scale business event in the city, which had a great influence, and the TV stations in Jundu and Zhongzhou City reported on the spot, and this report will be broadcast on the news network of the TV station, and it is likely to be the headline.

Luo Jifeng has been under a lot of pressure recently, and it is rumored in the officialdom of Jundu that he, the mayor's secretary, may not be able to eat moon cakes on August 15.

At this time, as long as you can follow Li Songlin's ass and show a small face in the spotlight, all the rumors will immediately be self-defeating, not to mention the mooncakes of August 15, even the dumplings of the Chinese New Year's Eve.

Li Songlin's bear thing is too lacking in morality, when he goes to work during the day, he still calls himself like a little demon, and at night, he didn't say hello and went to the event site alone.

In normal times, no matter what kind of activities there are, Li Songlin always has to call Luo Jifeng to go with him, behind Li Songlin's camera, Luo Jifeng is more open than anyone else, and it is precisely because of this that the image of Luo Jifeng and the fart is particularly tall and clear in people's minds.

Now, Li Songlin's camera suddenly has no Luo Jifeng, which is equivalent to Li Songlin only having a forehead and no back of his head.

I really don't know what Li Songlin thinks?

Regardless of whether Li Songlin thinks this way or not, his move is tantamount to releasing another kind of information in front of the public, Luo Jifeng, this kid, has been abandoned by Li Songlin, and he is unwilling to let Luo Jifeng follow his ass.

Can't afford to lose that person!

Grandma is a bear, why did Lao Tzu embarrass you? Compared to your *** wrinkled face, Lao Tzu is a male god.

It's not boasting, standing with you, Lao Tzu is really an out-and-out male god.

What's more, in order to participate in this event, Lao Tzu polished his leather shoes, combed his hair smooth, ironed his trousers, and twisted a few times in front of Li Songlin.

What does Lao Tzu mean, can't you *** really see it?

Oh? Do you have to let Lao Tzu tell you to participate in this event? Do you have to let Lao Tzu beg you to smell your *** exhaust gas? Are your big eyes for breathing? I don't know if Lao Tzu needs to show his face in public at this time?

Li Songlin, Li Songlin, people always have to talk about their conscience when they do things, how does Lao Tzu usually treat you? Although Lao Tzu is just your secretary at work, which of the rotten things in your family Lao Tzu doesn't care?

Carrying explosives to block the gun's hole, did Lao Tzu do less for you?

Let's not talk about anything else, even your sister-in-law is messing around outside, and asked Lao Tzu to buy her those things, Lao Tzu is still a yellow flower boy, so he was ruined by your sister-in-law, Lao Tzu is not wronged!

What's wrong? Just because the assessment results are not satisfactory, you are ready to abandon me?

If that's the case, then we're really going to have to talk about it.

Every morning when he goes to work, the first thing Luo Jifeng needs to do is to go to Li Songlin's office first, ask about the day's work arrangement, and then connect with Jia Dehao, director of the municipal government office.

Then, it is to serve Li Songlin's life.

Li Songlin has diabetes, is particularly prone to thirst, is a water hyacinth, is also a urine hyacinth, every morning to drink two or three liters of water, to run to the bathroom five or six times.

Li Songlin didn't know where to get some grass root bark, the baby was like a life-saving straw, these grass root bark, take boiling water and flush it, a smell of urine, smoked Luo Jifeng's tears.

Li Songlin still has a problem, he has to let Luo Jifeng take hot boiled water to flush these grass root bark, the boiled water out of the water dispenser can't be used, Li Songlin said that the boiled water taken out of the water dispenser is not 100 degrees.

Depend on! The temperature of the water boiled with the induction cooker is high, but the higher the temperature, the more choking the smell of urine that comes out when rushing the bark of the grass roots, I don't know if Li Songlin has drunk it, and the tea he drinks often has Luo Jifeng's snot and tears.

Even so, Luo Jifeng is still meticulously serving, from today on, Lao Tzu will not serve, Lao Tzu will strike.

Luo Jifeng thought about striking in his heart, but his eyes kept slanting in the direction of Li Songlin's office, and his ears were ridged, waiting for Li Songlin to take the initiative to summon.

He didn't believe it, Li Songlin, a urine gourd, could endure for an hour or two without drinking water?

Depend on!

Lying on the desk for two hours in fright, Luo Jifeng couldn't stand it, Li Songlin didn't call him from beginning to end, not only did Li Songlin not call him, but even Jia Dehao's *** didn't say hello to him.

If you want to put it on hold as usual, Jia Dehao's phone call has already come, but now, there is no movement at all, is someone already docking with Jia Dehao? Is there already a new secretary to the mayor?

Luo Jifeng suddenly had a feeling of falling into the abyss.

If he didn't go to Li Songlin's office this morning, maybe he would really be eliminated, and Li Songlin would probably use this kind of indifferent method to force him to retreat.

No, you have to hurry up to Li Songlin's office and take a look, if you continue to be stubborn, maybe someone will occupy the magpie's nest.

Luo Jifeng was in too much of a hurry, and the door of Li Songlin's office was slammed open by Luo Jifeng with his head.

This movement was very loud, Li Songlin had to raise his head, but he just glanced at Luo Jifeng, didn't say a word, picked up the teacup next to him and drank it.

Luo Jifeng saw that Li Songlin was deliberate, and when he drank tea, his mouth was particularly exaggerated.

Isn't that obvious?

Leaving you Luo Jifeng, Lao Tzu still drinks water and pees.

Luo Jifeng stood for a while, not knowing what to do, and not knowing what to say, so he had nothing to say: "Mayor Li, who made this tea for you?" Why are you more sassy than I usually rush? ”

Li Songlin rolled his eyes and glanced at Luo Jifeng.

Luo Jifeng hurriedly changed his words: "Mayor Li, I don't mean anything else, I mean to say, why is the taste of this tea so big." ”

Li Songlin still didn't pay attention to him.

Luo Jifeng was extremely embarrassed, and went to the inside of the office, he was going to clean up the room, which was the best way to avoid embarrassment.

Pushing open the door of the inner room, Luo Jifeng saw Miao Ya, when Miao Ya saw Luo Jifeng, there was an indescribable nervousness, usually the two of them often bumped into each other in this room, Miao Ya has always been generous, like the hostess in this room.

Depend on! No wonder Li Songlin's tea is so sassy, it turned out that you made it!

If it was in normal times, Luo Jifeng would definitely say this sentence as a joke, in front of Miao Ya, he never felt cramped, and when Li Songlin was not around, Luo Jifeng would even slap Miao Ya's ass a few times.

Miao Ya's ass is very big, round and curvy, and she is nicknamed Zheng Huamin's successor, her skin is white and dazzling, she has these two advantages as a woman, and she does get a lot of cheap in the officialdom.

But today, Luo Jifeng is not in that mood.

Luo Jifeng stared at Miao Ya coldly, did not speak, in the end, it was a woman, Miao Ya was forced to lose her breath by Luo Jifeng's gaze, and said in a panic: "Secretary Luo, you can't doubt me, I don't even have the slightest intention of grabbing your position." ”

"Really?" Luo Jifeng said coldly.

Miao Ya couldn't hold her breath anymore, secretly glanced outside, then closed the door of the inner room, and whispered to Luo Jifeng: "Regarding your affairs, Mayor Li is actually very difficult. ”

Luo Jifeng heard it, Li Songlin must have said something to Miao Ya, so he asked: "What did Mayor Li say?" ”

Miao Ya was about to say something to Luo Jifeng, when she suddenly heard Li Songlin's cough, and the words that were about to reach her mouth were swallowed by her again.

Seeing that Miao Ya looked like she wanted to speak and stopped, Luo Jifeng got angry, stared at Miao Ya and said, "Miao Ya, you don't have to hide it with me, I know it very well in my heart, don't you just want to clean me up?" It doesn't matter, I'm afraid of a ball, it's a big deal that the fish dies and the net breaks. ”

Miao Ya heard the threat from Luo Jifeng's words, what Luo Jifeng said was that the fish died and the net was broken, and it must be aimed at Li Songlin, he has been following Li Songlin as a secretary for four or five years, and Li Songlin's matter, Luo Jifeng is clear in his heart.

If you really want to push Luo Jifeng to the end, once Luo Jifeng initiates a ruthless attack, I am afraid that the saddest life will be Li Songlin.

Luo Jifeng was stubborn with Li Songlin today, and he was also giving him a reminder that things are really getting to the point of being inextricable, I'm afraid it's not as simple as being stubborn.

The reason why Li Songlin didn't dare to blatantly express his intention to abandon Luo Jifeng, the real struggle in his heart was that Luo Jifeng knew too much about him and participated in too many things.

Li Songlin knew in his heart that if he wanted to send Luo Jifeng away, it was even more difficult than sending the plague god.

Before the convening of the National People's Congress, Li Songlin had plans to send Luo Jifeng away, Luo Jifeng's current administrative level is the deputy section level, if you want to send Luo Jifeng out steadily, you must at least get him a regular section level, and it must be a regular section level with real power.

Even after the National People's Congress was held, Li Songlin still had the opportunity to arrange Luo Jifeng, at that time, Li Songlin's mind was all on Liu Yan, and Li Songlin wanted to use Luo Jifeng to contain Liu Yan, so he didn't act.

Now, Liu Yan threw out a must-take exam, which disrupted Li Songlin's deployment all of a sudden, and a character like Luo Jifeng, no matter what kind of position, couldn't pass the assessment at all.

Li Songlin coughed outside again, this sound was very different from the sound just now, it was a violent cough just now, but this sound was very light.

Miao Ya knew that Li Songlin should be reminding her to do Luo Jifeng's ideological work.

Miao Ya glanced at Luo Jifeng and said: "If you are angry with Mayor Li because of this matter, it will be too unconscionable, before you came, Mayor Li was still sighing, he was worried about us people, Liu Yan's actions this time are clearly to drive out all of us." ”

Luo Jifeng snatched Miao Ya's words and said, "What are you afraid of?" Your skin is so white and your ass is so big. ”

Miao Ya pouted and said, "Is it useful to have a big butt and white skin?" If Liu Yan is assessed for this, my sister and I can be the mayor. Luo Jifeng, don't talk about it, okay? Let's hurry up and think about what tricks can deal with Liu Yan's assessment. ”

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