Chapter 6 The First Job
The little Lori next to her heard this, and the whole person was cute, and she reacted when the phone fell on the sofa, and picked up the phone in a hurry. was molested.,Actually molested.,Little Lori's interest value immediately soared from 0 to 120.,Hahaha,Interviewed four boring scumbags.,Finally have a fun.。
"You're the one who came over at twelve?" I don't know how she guessed, but she guessed right, it seems that the message was sent by her, and she was also responsible for responding: "Why did you come so late, it's half past one now, you're late!" ”
"There's a traffic jam on the road!" Wu Li's reason is straightforward.
"Traffic jams?" Little Lori is also a little blindsided: "At one o'clock in the morning, there will be traffic jams in this broken city?" ”
"Yes!" Wu Li said with certainty: "It's because of the traffic jam that I came over." ”
"Okay, what do you do?" Little Lori still asked very devotedly
"Isn't it impersonating, and it has something to do with what I do?"
"If you want to answer, you will answer," little Lori urged impatiently.
"Hmm~~, what do you think I have a better job?" Wu Li asked weakly, remembering the sourness of educating that 'little finch' last night, and said uncertainly: "I can be a teacher!" ”
Little Lori was a little helpless, and for the sake of his more interesting, she pointed out to him: "Of course it's good that you're a teacher, but you're going to meet a university professor!" ”
"Then I am the glorious people's teacher" Wu Li responded with righteous words, and was a little uneasy: "Then which school is he, which professor is he?" ”
"Antai University, studying history"
"Then I'm a high school history teacher, so I have to be lower than my future 'father-in-law', right?"
"Okay, how do you prove yourself, we're little girls," little Lori said cutely.
"This is my ID!" Wu Li took out his ID card and handed it over, but fortunately he brought it.
Little Lori got up and took the ID card, and asked casually, "What are your specialties?" ”
"Hmm~~ specialty" Wu Li paused, and found that 'Little Lori' and 'Royal Sister' were staring at him. Wu Li glanced down at his waist and said proudly: "I have a 'special ~~ long~'"
Hmm~~ Is it 'extra-special' or 'extra-long'?
I was molested again, and I was molested again.
Little Lori's interest value soared again, approaching 250. The 'Royal Sister' was also aroused, and stood up lazily, without putting on shoes, and walked straight towards Wu Li's coquettish manner, but a knife appeared in her left hand and kept turning between her fingers. With Wu Li's eyes, he didn't even see where this knife came from.
Wu Li didn't feel the killing intent from the 'Royal Sister', so he didn't make any unnecessary moves. The 'Royal Sister' came lazily, and her perfect body was completely exposed: long legs, thin waist, hips, and big breasts. Especially the legs, white, long and straight, it is 'so many long legs, leading countless heroes to bend their waists', if this leg is clamped on the waist, will it break the waist I don't know, tired and broken waist is certain, Wu Li felt that the blood in his whole body was surging to his head.
'Royal Sister' pressed forward step by step, and the height on her chest was almost to Wu Li's chest, Wu Li could only retreat step by step, and said as she walked: "Still a high school history teacher, boy, have you graduated from elementary school?" ”
"I graduated from junior high school. As long as you are satisfied, I can be a math teacher, a Chinese teacher, an English teacher, a chemistry teacher, a biology teacher... I really can't do it, I can also be a PE teacher."
With a 'bang', Wu Li retreated to the door, and there was no way to retreat. Little Lori's eyes widened, looking at this scene with great interest, and she didn't look at her ID card, and she took a bottle of beer in her left hand and drank it, but her eyes didn't blink, for fear of missing any detail.
'Royal Sister' leaned her right hand against the wall, with a hint of charm in her cold tone, and blew at Wu Li, saying, "You are still selling yourself and not performing arts, if the old lady really wants you, what should I do?" The knife in his left hand was pointed against some part of Wuli.
"If you really want to 'unspeak' me, I'll ......"
"How can you drop it, and you dare to resist?" The power of the knife seems to be a little greater.
"I'll leave it at that, but can you be gentle! People are afraid of pain. ”
'Poof', the beer in Lori's mouth hasn't been swallowed yet, and it squirts out directly.
"It's also special~~ long, dare to tease the old lady, I'm not afraid that I will rape you first and then kill you",
"A soldier may be humiliated, but not killed,"
'Cough~~' Little Lori stole the spotlight again, this time she choked directly, coughing non-stop.
"Don't think about it, I just have very long hair"
"Really?" The royal sister got a little closer again, as if she wanted to, as if she didn't want to, or she drank a little too much, and she was a little dizzy, anyway, it went directly to Wu Li's chest.
Wu Li looked down and knew what it was. He can stand this, he is an old virgin who is forty years old, and he only feels that the blood in his whole body barely passes through the middle part, and it comes directly to his head. Suddenly, Wu Li felt a warm sensation coming from his nose.
"Sister, he's got a nosebleed!" Little Lori shouted in surprise.
Wu Li touched it with his right hand, and it was really blood. Thinking of the man in sunglasses before, it really is: bra, big 'breast', there is a bloody disaster!
The 'Royal Sister' was also a little surprised, and said disdainfully: "You are still a boy chicken? ”
Despised and despised in fact
Wu Li felt insulted, but it was a fact and irrefutable. pinched the corners of his clothes, dragged the tail note, and said writhingly: "Don't talk about other people's like that, people will be shy." And people aren't boys, you can call them ginger ducks."
The 'Royal Sister' took a step back, visibly disgusted.
"Ah~~, sister, this kid is three years younger than you!" Little Lori glanced at Wu Li's ID card over there, as if she had discovered a new world.
“……”
This information was leaked, and the little Lori herself reacted and stuck out her tongue cutely.
'Royal Sister' turned around, put the knife back, and said to Little Lori: "It's him, tell him a brief about the situation." ”
Xiao Lori told Wu Li about the situation: 'Royal Sister' is named 'Hua Yingxue', there are four people in the family, her father is a professor of the famous history department of Antai University, her mother is the general agent of 'Zhou Xiaofu' Antai, and her younger brother is in the third year of junior high school in Antai No. 7 Middle School. As for how to pass the level, think for yourself. He was asked to wait at 12 p.m. on Saturday, June 8, at the gate of Antai University.
Then Lori asked, "What's your mobile phone number?" I'll be in touch with you then! ”
"Hmm~~, this..."
"You don't have a phone, do you?" Little Lori said a little helplessly: "I'll give you my mobile phone number." In addition, when you go back, buy some better clothes and pick them up well, the smell of sweat on this body stinks to death! ”
"Hmm~~, this..."
"You don't have any better clothes?" Little Lori was a little speechless
"Give him two thousand dollars!" The royal sister couldn't stand it anymore, and she slapped directly very generously.
"Hmm~~, this..."
"What's wrong again?"
"It's not included in the service fee, is it?" Wu Li happily took the money, a little uncertain
"No, it's an extra for you, okay"
"Hmm~~, this..."
"What's wrong again?"
"I've passed the preliminary examination, right, that, I said before, didn't I pay a thousand in advance after the preliminary examination?"
“……”
"Give him another thousand!" is still domineering.
"Hmm~~, this..."
"What the hell do you want to drop" These two beauties were about to be driven crazy by Wu Li.
"This, can I return my ID card?"
"Let's take the ID card and go" Xiao Lori remembered at this time, threw the ID card to Wu Li, and then said a little evilly: "Don't be late then!" Of course, you can also not come, hehe, I will make your 'special ~~ long' become 'special ~~ short'"
Wu Li took the ID card smoothly, and still said hesitantly: "Well~~, this..."
"If you dare to be verbose again, the old lady will chop you now!" The royal sister obviously couldn't stand it anymore, and the knife reappeared in her hand.
"The last question" saw that the two of them stared at themselves directly, the same was very 'fierce', but Yan was thin and fat, a 'royal sister' and a 'Lori', the style is very different, if they are together..., damn, the nosebleed came out again, wiped his nose, and wanted to ask if he wanted to buy some fruit or something, but then the question changed: "Will my nose bleed every month in the future?" ”
“……”
"Get out", "I emasculated you"
Two loud shouts sounded at the same time, Wu Li was startled, and saw the 'Royal Sister' holding the knife hand raised, and opened the door with a 'whoosh', only to hear a 'knock', it seemed that the knife was nailed to the door.
Wu Li wiped a cold sweat and patted his chest, these two girls are too fierce, if it weren't for the money, well, don't worry about them.
The two security guards looked at Wu Li in embarrassment, and felt that it was very natural, the first few were like this, and the crotch of his pants was wet, but this one was even more excessive, and the nosebleeds came out.
When Wu Li saw someone in front of him, he wiped his nose and held his head high, we have money in our pockets, and our waists are hard. Walking into the elevator, I couldn't help but touch my pockets, and I always felt that I didn't feel at ease with so much money in my pockets, where to put it, holding it in my hand, it was not appropriate, or I was stuffed into my underwear, and I was quite entangled.
Stepping out of the elevator and passing by the bar, as soon as the two bar girls heard the movement, they carefully observed Wu Li's state, Wu Li pretended to ignore it and went straight out. The two little sisters quarreled, one said it was 'wet', the other said it was just a nosebleed, not 'wet', and no one could convince anyone.
In fact, as soon as Wu Li came out of the box door, little Lori was so happy and shouted: "Sister, this person is so funny, can I go with you when you see your uncle and aunt the day after tomorrow!" Sister, please! "Then a pair of big eyes stared at 'Hua Yingxue' cutely.
Hua Yingxue said with a cold smile: "This person is not as simple as you think, it's just that it's just hidden." ”
"Really? How I didn't see it! Little Lori looked puzzled and disbelieving.
"This person is bold, careful, and thick-skinned, I can't be wrong with my feelings, and I should have seen this person before" Hua Yingxue said affirmatively, and then smiled at Xiao Lori: "Or let's make a bet, he said that he came over, I bet that he will definitely drive after he goes out, or there will be a car to pick him up." ”
"Okay, what's the bet?" Little Lori is very interested.
'Hua Yingxue' smiled confidently and said, "Anyway, there will be results soon, whoever loses, drink the rest of the wine in one go." ”