Chapter 87: Urine in the hotel
After a while, Xue Lian counted the watermelon skins in front of her, a total of seven pieces, and Zhicheng and the unfinished ones in his hand were only five. So he pouted and said, "Brother, why do you eat so slowly!" Hurry up, these three pieces on the table are all yours. Hmph, you dare to stay and see that I don't smoke you. ”
"You just flattened me back then, and my brother can't eat those three pieces. I'll take these five pieces. Didn't you say you were thirsty? Then you can eat a few more pieces! ”
"Then I can't eat so much! Hmph, I've eaten all seven. She ran up behind him, wrapped her arms around his neck, pressed against his back, and frolicked with him. And rubbed his thin cheeks with his fat grease face. From time to time, she competed with him to eat a bite of the watermelon in his hand, and she always kissed Zhicheng as long as she was together.
"Brother, hurry up and eat! I've got a few bites for you. Cluck...... Otherwise, I'll send another piece to this old man! You pass the two pieces off the table. Let's eat as much (as much), seven yuan per person, right? ”
She turned to look at the melon farmer, and saw that he was holding a white plastic bucket to drink water, and drank it with a bang, then screwed the lid of the bucket and put it back in the car, apparently it was boiled water brought from home.
Xue Lian pursed her lips sadly, immediately stood up according to Zhicheng's shoulder, picked up a piece of melon on the table and walked towards the old farmer.
After drinking the water, the melon farmer wiped the sweat on his face with the towel on his shoulder, and at the same time looked around the street, as if to see if there were any buyers approaching, because it was the afternoon, most of the people were taking a lunch break, so the business was very depressed, and not a single melon was sold for so long.
"Uncle, let's give you another piece of melon!" Xue Lian looked at the sweaty old farmer in tattered clothes and couldn't help but say with infinite pity: "Uncle, our brothers and sisters can't eat so much, let's give you another piece!" ”
Since the melon farmer didn't pay attention to the arrival of Snow Lotus, he was stunned, and when he realized that Snow Lotus was here to give him melons, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Then Nacheng, I ate a piece of you just now." This will not work, girl, take it back! ”
"Take it! The two of us really can't eat so much. Uncle, you see that we still have two pieces on the table, this melon we finally planted with great difficulty, isn't it blind if we discard it? Anyway, we didn't move our mouths, so you won't think we're buried! Here, uncle, take it! ”
The melon farmer looked at the watermelon stuffed into his hand and smacked his lips and said, "Hey, I've never seen such a talkative girl like you, you are handsome and kind." If everyone wanted to be like you, our society would be fine. The old man couldn't help but burst into tears in his eyes, it seems that he has been wronged by selling melons here.
Xue Lian returned to the sun umbrella, looked at the two melons on the table that had not been touched, and pouted, "Brother, how did you do it?" It's been so old for a long time, and I haven't finished eating that piece of melon. Come, I'll give you another piece, one for each of us, don't sit still, let's eat while walking! ”
She pulled him up, turned her head and smiled at the melon farmer, and said cheerfully, "Uncle, let's go." Next time, we will buy your melon ......," she said, waving her hand, leaving the sun umbrella with Zhicheng and walking towards another shopping street.
On the way, Xuelian complained to him while nibbling on watermelon: "Hmph, you know that your sister let me eat eight pieces by myself, and my stomach is almost sagging after eating......"
Zhicheng almost didn't squirt out the watermelon in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Didn't you say that you can eat a big watermelon by yourself when you are young?" I'm only halfway through it now. ”
"Hmph, this time and that time! I used to be a 'little tiger', but now I'm a 'little mouse'......"
Zhicheng hugged her into his arms with a smile, and said affectionately: "You are too rare to speak!" Like a mischievous and cute little flower cat. ”
"Really? My mom also said I was a feline. She smiled and snuggled into his arms. At the same time, I found that the pedestrians on the side of the road were always looking at the two of them.
Zhicheng looked at her obedient and cute appearance, and couldn't help but lean down and peck and kiss her soft pink cheeks lovingly, and at the same time hugged this pretty girl tighter into his arms.
"Who told you to kiss me. Dislike. She screwed him twice in a feigned rage.
"Brother kisses you don't feel enjoyable, I can't wait to swallow you in one bite." Zhicheng rubbed her face very affectionately.
"Hmph, you're iron-toothed and steel-toothed! Dare to eat my 'wild hedgehog'. If you have the ability, you can eat! Eat......"
Zhicheng looked at her charming little appearance, and couldn't help but want to kiss her on the cheek, but just as he was about to lean over and peck a small piece of red melon on her right cheek into his mouth. was sprayed with watermelon seeds by Snow Lotus. It seems that she is really a "little hedgehog" that is not easy to mess with.
"Giggle......" Xue Lian looked at Zhicheng's embarrassed appearance, covering her mouth and having fun, she didn't expect it to be like this, just now Xue Lian saw Zhicheng put his face over to kiss her, so she casually spit a handful of watermelon seeds from her mouth with her tongue on his face.
Zhicheng couldn't cry or laugh when he was teased, and he didn't know what to do for a while. Xue Lian stopped laughing, and couldn't help but feel that what she had done was a little too much, so she smiled at Chong Zhicheng very apologetically, and then stretched out her little hand to help him wipe off the melon seeds that had been stained on his face. At the same time, he poked his little tongue in embarrassment and said, "Good brother, don't be angry, my little sister didn't mean to, I don't want to spray my brother into Wang Er Mazi ......"
She wrapped her arms around his neck and offered her own kisses, pecking five or six times on his thin cheek.
Zhicheng also took the opportunity to lick and kiss her delicate pink cheeks. At this moment, even if Zhicheng kisses her restless little mouth, I believe she will not make a strong refusal, at most, it is only half-pushed, and it may even take the initiative to flatter.
After intimacy, the two pulled hands and continued to walk forward, Xuelian threw the melon skin in her hand into a garbage bin on the side of the road, and said that the melon skin in Zhicheng's hand was also coming over and said, "Okay, don't gnaw it......"
She said that she had two bites on it, and then broke four or five petals and naughtily threw it at another garbage bin not far away, but it turned out to be a hundred shots, all thrown in, and she clapped her little hands and jumped high, and at the same time said with a full spirit: "What's the matter?" Awesome! Hmph, your old sister has a special skill......"
Xue Lian smiled and wrapped her arms around Zhicheng's neck and rubbed her wet cheeks on his cheeks twice, rubbing the melon pulp and melon seeds at the corners of her mouth on Zhicheng's cheeks. It's like a well-fed hen wiping her mouth back and forth on the ground.
Zhicheng pinched a melon seed from his face by feeling, and then affectionately dotted it on Snow Lotus's soft face.
Xue Lian giggled happily and suddenly thought of an interesting question from the watermelon, so she said excitedly: "Brother, I'll give you an intelligence question about watermelon!" But it's interesting, you listen well, it's strange, it's strange, it's a problem to sell watermelons, I cut nine melons with four knives, and I left ten pieces of skin after eating. Guess what! How do people cut it? ”
Zhicheng grabbed his scalp and thought for a long time and said, "How is this possible?" If you cut nine pieces of melon, how can it be made into ten pieces of skin? He stroked her fleshy earlobe with his hand around her shoulder.
"That's what it's called strange! Guess? It's stupid. This shows that one of the watermelons has two skins! If you think about it, how do you cut it to make the watermelon have two skins? Ah! That's stupid, I'll just tell you! The correct way to cut is to cut two knives horizontally, and then cut two knives vertically, so that it is not cut into nine melons. The melon in the middle, if you think about it carefully, is it two pieces of skin. She gestured to him with her hand as she spoke.
Zhicheng took a lot of effort, and finally got through this bend, and he couldn't help but smile and praise: "Why are you so clever." The two walked forward with a smile again, and Xue Lian gradually felt that her lower abdomen was a little anxious. Oh, yes! She ate eight large watermelons in a row just now, can she not be in a hurry? However, in this bustling commercial street, where to find a toilet!
She looked around to find a place to make it easier, but after looking for a long time, she couldn't find a suitable place. Hmph, this big living person can't let his urine suffocate to death! Just when she was worried, she found the "Red Sun" hotel not far in front of her, and Xue Lian said to Chong Zhicheng as if she had found a savior: "Brother, you wait for me at the door for a while, and I'll go in." ”
Zhicheng didn't know what she was doing in such a luxurious hotel, so he asked puzzledly, "Why are you going?" ”
"......" Xuelian pursed her lips and didn't know how to answer, so she sneered: "Why are you asking so much?" I've got something. Why don't you go in with me?" ”
"What's the matter?" Zhicheng asked without thinking, he was afraid that she would go in and buy something delicious.
Xue Lian said angrily: "I'll go inside to pee...... Are you going? After she finished speaking, she couldn't help blushing and laughing, and quickly got into the glass door of the hotel, Xuelian didn't expect that she would "pee" these two words, others go to the hotel to eat, drink and sleep, and they are good, but they go to other people's hotels to "pee", this answer is a little too funny.