Chapter 505: Going Home
There was nothing to say all the way, and it was already two o'clock in the afternoon when I returned to Hongkou. The two beauties had their own concerns, and after getting out of the car, they went back to their rooms to rest, while Meng Que drank a cup of tea in the restaurant and walked out.
Originally, he wanted to take a nap, but just as he wanted to go upstairs, a text message rang on his phone at an inopportune time.
When he opened his phone, Meng Que was slightly surprised, and couldn't help but click on this text message from a somewhat unexpected person curiously-"Dear cousin, can you do me a favor?" ”
Seeing this text message, a playful smile appeared on the corner of Meng Que's mouth. THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TEXT MESSAGE WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE BIG STAR LILY, THE ECCENTRIC BEAUTY LILY WHO SUDDENLY RECOGNIZED HERSELF AS HER "COUSIN" ON THE PLANE.
Touching his chin, Meng Que stood on the street with a smirk, and was not in a hurry, and waited for about ten minutes before replying to a text message: "Dear cousin, I don't know what you want me to help you?" ”
The way to pick up girls is to attack the heart. When a girl sends a text message, you must not reply to the text message immediately from the man's standpoint, otherwise, the other party will think that you value her very much, so her heart will expand day by day. Of course, different methods have to be used for different women. This trick is not suitable for all girls.
THE REASON WHY MENG QUE IS LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT A NOBLE AND BEAUTIFUL GIRL LIKE LILY IS TOO VULGAR IF SHE IS LIKE OTHERS IN FRONT OF HER, NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES, SHE RESPONDS AT THE FIRST TIME. If you want to arouse her attention and curiosity, you must be different, and only a new way can make her feel that she is a different man.
AS SOON AS THE TEXT MESSAGE WAS SENT, LESS THAN A MINUTE LATER, LILY REPLIED: "DEAR COUSIN, I WILL BE PREPARING FOR THE CONCERT IN HONGKOU IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, BECAUSE THE SITUATION HERE IS A BIT CHAOTIC, SO, I WANT TO ASK YOU TO COME OVER AND PROTECT ME, OKAY?" ”
Meng Que replied with a smile: "It turned out that I was going to be your bodyguard, but I can, but you should know that your dear cousin is a policeman, and I have official duties, if you have to let me help you be a bodyguard, then what pay can you offer?" ”
"......" LILY OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T EXPECT THAT MENG QUE WOULD TALK LIKE THIS, BUT HE WAS ALSO HIS "COUSIN", HOW COULD HE, A BIG MAN, ONLY THINK ABOUT THE REWARD?
LILY BIT HER LIP, AND SCOLDED "BASTARD, BADASS" IN HER HEART, A PERSON LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIG BED IN THE HOTEL ROOM WEARING ONLY UNDERWEAR AND UNDERWEAR, THE SCALE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ANY MAN'S NOSEBLEEDS SPRAY WILDLY, SHE GRABBED THE MOBILE PHONE AND PRESSED WORD BY WORD: "Say, what kind of reward do you want?" ”
Meng Que smiled evilly, touched his mobile phone and stood on the side of the road, pacing back and forth. Thinking about it, well, what kind of pay? Do you want her to make a personal promise? Haha, I like this, but ...... It doesn't seem realistic. Well, do you want her to kiss one hard? Hey, this can be there!
At this time, an old lady riding a bicycle passed by Meng Que slowly, and she watched Meng Que walk around the side of the road with a smirk, looking like a neurotic patient who had run out of a neurological hospital. Recently, I heard that there are many patients running out of the hospital, or killing or robbing, thinking of this, the old lady was shocked, and suddenly her feet suddenly exerted force, and an old-fashioned bicycle was stepped on by her like a wind, and it floated over the corner with a bang, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. Its technology is almost comparable to that of a regular bicycle racer.
Meng Que thought as he pressed a line on his phone, "Now, don't say that your cousin doesn't take care of you, I can help you, but you have to give your cousin a deep kiss, how about it?" ”
LILY LAY ON THE BED, SAW THIS MESSAGE, HIS FACE TURNED RED, HE LOOKED AT THE WORD "COUSIN" ON THE SCREEN ANGRILY, AND SCOLDED IN HIS HEART: "DEAD PERVERT BIG PERVERT, IN MY CIRCLE OF FRIENDS, NO ONE DARES TO TALK TO ME LIKE THIS, YOU ARE THE FIRST." But in his hand, he said, "How can this be done?" You're my cousin, and you can't bully me like that. ”
Meng Que smiled, and went over with a straight face, and said, "I didn't bully you, let's have a fair deal, I still agreed to help you for the sake of you being my 'cousin', otherwise your cousin and I are busy with official business, so I can spare time?" ”
LILY ALSO SMILED, THINKING THAT ALTHOUGH THIS "COUSIN" WAS A LITTLE BAD, IT WAS ALSO QUITE INTERESTING. In his circle of friends, he seems to be the only outlier.
This time I came to SH City, I was not familiar with my life, although the company had arranged a portable security guard, but those people were not very responsible, which made me very uneasy. Especially Wang Sheng, that guy, will come to harass himself from time to time. The security guards sent by those companies, not only will they not drive Wang Sheng away, but they will even help Wang Sheng as a flower messenger, and when I think of this repeatedly, LILY will be angry.
Thinking about it, she thought of her "cousin" who had met twice on the plane. Although everyone met in Pingshui, she always felt that if she opened her mouth, this "cousin" should agree to help her, after all, he is a people's policeman, isn't the duty of the police to serve the people? And the identity of the police also made her feel more reassured. So, when she had time, she tried to see if she could please this dear cousin.
Kiss? How could this girl's kiss be given to you so easily?
"No, this girl's kiss is not so easy to give."
Meng Que touched his chin and hurriedly chased back a text message: "Then how can I get the fragrant kiss of cousin LILY?" ”
LILY GRINNED AND ROLLED AROUND ON THE BED.
Fortunately, she was alone in a hotel room, and if there was a man by her side at the moment, then this man would immediately squirt nosebleeds and bleed to death.
"This girl's kiss is not something that can be given casually, it can only be given to the person I like."
"THEN DEAR COUSIN LILY, DO YOU LIKE COUSIN ME?" Meng Que asked cheekily.
LILY GRINNED AND SPAT A "CHEEKY", BUT IN HIS HAND, HE SAID: "COUSIN, OF COURSE I LIKE MY COUSIN, BUT THIS KIND OF LIKING IS NOT THE KIND OF LIKING I SAID." The liking between cousins and cousins is affection, and the kind of liking I am talking about is...... It's love. ”
Meng Que continued to be cheeky and replied: "Family love is love, it's almost, maybe one day my cousin will have love for me, so you should kiss your cousin." ”
LILY REPLIED WITH LIGHTNING FLASHES, SAYING, "NO, NO, NO, HOW CAN MY COUSIN AND MY COUSIN HAVE LOVE?" If you have love, it's against the norm, and I don't want to do such a thing. ”
Meng Que couldn't stop sweating, and said in his heart: "What violates the guidelines? I have no blood relationship with you, and you really treat me as your cousin? He pressed his hand and said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you want me to help, you can quickly agree to this condition, otherwise, cousin, I will be busy." ”
LILY KICKED HER LEGS AND THUMPED THE PILLOW A FEW TIMES ANGRILY, AS IF SHE SAW THE PILLOW AS MENG QUE, AND SMASHED IT A FEW TIMES TO VENT HER ANGER. "Stingy, big villain, I've never seen such a bad cousin as you......"
Meng Que laughed, licked his lips and replied meaningfully: "Okay, since you don't agree, then forget it, I'm busy." ”
Wanting to capture is a common technique for picking up girls, and the moves are always a little old, but the effect is still very good. Meng Que could see that LILY wanted to ask herself to help, otherwise she wouldn't have sent a message to her in person. Since she came to the door by herself, wouldn't she be sorry for the party and the people if she didn't open her mouth? What's more, he hasn't opened his mouth yet, just asking for a kiss.
As soon as the text message was sent, sure enough, it didn't take less than a minute to see the effect - LILY's message quickly rang "Don't...... Don't...... Am I still not going to be able to promise you? You bad guy! ”
Meng Que laughed and continued: "Really? ”
LILY LAY ON THE BIG BED IN THE HOTEL, GRUNTING ANGRILY AND EXPRESSING HER DISPLEASURE WITH THIS, BUT THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE SHE COULD DO. At the moment, only this bad guy "cousin" should be able to help himself. After agreeing, she quickly listed a few conditions and said, "First, I can give you a kiss, but you have to help me to the end." And I won't give it to you in advance until I'm done with it. Second, it's just a kiss, and there's no second one, hum. ”
Meng Que clapped his hands, very satisfied with this. EVEN IF LILY DIDN'T AGREE, HE WOULD HAVE GONE OVER TO HELP HER. I didn't know that this girl agreed so happily.
"WELL, FOR THIS FRAGRANT KISS FROM DEAR COUSIN LILY, I'LL BE RIGHT HERE."