Chapter 20: Sweep the floor
Liu Yan took a look, and Jiang Yifa was holding an old-fashioned Ericsson mobile phone, which was very heavy and bulky, with a small flip cover under the phone and an antenna on it.
Liu Yan thought to himself, this mobile phone must be someone who gave it to Jiang Yifa.
Jiang Yifa connected the mobile phone, his face immediately darkened, and he yelled into the microphone with a loud voice: "What is the matter with me when he dies?" It should have been fucking damned. With that, he hung up.
Liu Yan looked at Jiang Yifa in confusion, and the message in his eyes was - who died? It can't be that Qin Liude is dead.
Jiang Yi said with a dark face: "The old immortal in our family." ”
Later, Liu Yan learned that the old immortal Jiang Yifa said was Jiang Yifa's father, Liu Yan originally thought that Jiang Yifa's father was long gone, but he didn't expect to be alive.
Jiang Yifa's father gave birth to Jiang Yifa and their eight brothers, and he was already forty years old, and suddenly became angry, hooked up with a girl named Li Fengxian in the village, and also made other people's stomachs bigger.
Jiang Yifa's father had no choice but to divorce his mother and marry Li Fengxian.
Jiang Yifa and their brothers did not stop them from getting married, but there was one thing, they could not get married at home.
If you see Li Fengxian in your own home, you will skin her alive.
Jiang Yifa and his brothers let out cruel words.
Jiang Yifa's father had no choice but to live in Li Fengxian's house, which lasted for decades.
During this period, Jiang Yifa's brothers had no contact with the old man, and after his mother was angry to death, the brothers hated the old man even more.
After a while, Jiang Yifa's mobile phone rang again.
The call came from Jiang Yifa's seventh brother Jiang Yiqiang, who asked Jiang Yifa: "The old thing is dead, where should it be buried?" ”
Jiang Yifa said viciously: "Where is what is buried? Bury a fart, throw him into the field, and let the wolf bite the dog. ”
Jiang Yiqiang said patiently: "Big brother, don't be emotional, you really have to think about this matter." ”
Jiang Yifa still shouted in a loud voice: "I think about Mao, the old thing abandoned us decades ago, and he was angry with our mother, are you still going to let me be a filial son for him, your head was squeezed by the door." ”
Jiang Yiqiang was also angry: "Your head just let the door squeeze, if you don't get him back, what will happen to our family's tomb?" ”
Jiang Yifa was stunned for a moment, he really hadn't thought about this problem.
This is a big problem, the people of the lion village pay the most attention to the feng shui of the tomb, Jiang Yifa's ancestors have been officials for generations, just because the feng shui in the ancestral tomb is good.
If Jiang Yifa's father's generation is empty, Feng Shui will be destroyed.
If Feng Shui is destroyed, there will be no blessings for future generations.
Jiang Yifa said that he couldn't destroy the feng shui of his ancestral tomb, no matter how much he hated that old thing, he had to get him back and bury him in his ancestral grave.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yifa said to Jiang Yiqiang: "Let's go, you go with me to Li's house to get the old things back." ”
Jiang Yifa thought too simply.
Jiang Yifa came to Li Fengxian's house and saw that the mourning shed had been erected, and the courtyard was filled with the atmosphere of a funeral.
Li Fengxian's two daughters, Jiang Yanli and Li Jiaojiao, wore linen and filial piety, kneeling in front of the mourning hall.
Jiang Yifa rushed into the back room and shouted to Li Fengxian arrogantly: "Damn! Who approved to let you be filial sons, our Jiang family has never recognized your pot of wine money, hurry up and let your two daughters take off their filial piety shirts. ”
Li Fengxian's eyes were crying like rotten peaches, she raised her head and glanced at Jiang Yifa, and said lightly: "We have never wanted to be the filial sons of your Jiang family. ”
Jiang Yifa rubbed his eyes and asked puzzledly, "What do you mean by this?" ”
Li Fengxian said: "This is our Li family's funeral, and it has nothing to do with your Jiang family." ”
Jiang Yifa still couldn't figure out what Li Fengxian meant by this sentence, and after pondering for a long time, he finally figured out a little taste.
He glared at Li Fengxian and shouted, "Mom B, you don't want to bury this old thing in your Li family's grave, do you?" ”
Li Fengxian said confidently: "Why can't you? Why not? He is my husband, the father of Reiko and Jiaoko. ”
"He's my father." Jiang Yi was in a hurry.
"He's your father?" Li Fengxian looked disdainful, "Why don't I know?" Have you ever called him Daddy? Did your brothers call him Daddy? Which of you has done what a son ought to do? ”
"He has to be buried next to my mother anyway." Jiang Yifa didn't know what to say, so he had to be arrogant.
Li Fengxian smiled contemptuously: "He has nothing to do with your mother, I have a marriage certificate with the old man, does your mother have it?" If the name is not right, why should he be buried next to your mother? ”
Jiang Yifa was choked and stared.
Looking at the posture in front of you, it won't work if you don't come hard.
Jiang Yifa was about to go home and call his own people and come to Li's house to rob people, but when Jiang Yifa went outside, he found that the Li family had already made preparations, and now it can be said that they are ready for battle.
Around the courtyard wall of Li Fengxian's house, there were many people in ambush, some of them were members of the Li family, and most of them were unfamiliar faces, which Jiang Yifa had never seen.
Jiang Yifa couldn't help but raise his vigilance, but Jiang Yifa was not stunned, when it came to fighting for the head, the Jiang family was no less than the Li family.
Jiang Yifa returned home, and after a while, he gathered more than 100 men, women and children of the Jiang family.
He led more than 100 people to return to Li Fengxian's house with high spirits.
Breaking into the mourning hall, Jiang Yifa called more than a dozen sturdy men, and lifted the coffin lid without saying anything.
Li Jiaojiao stood up slowly, stared at Jiang Yifa and asked, "Look at this posture, are you going to play tricks?" ”
Jiang Yifa glared at Li Jiaojiao, and shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu is going to play tricks today, what can you do with the little yellow-haired girl?" ”
Li Jiaojiao smiled, her expression was very relaxed, she took a step forward, pointed to Jiang Yifa's mouth and said, "Dog, do you have teeth, don't play tricks in front of your aunt and grandmother, so as not to knock your dog's teeth." ”
Jiang Yifa was about to be ruthless, and a group of people came from outside, all of them were ruthless, they rushed to Li Jiaojiao, and shouted at Li Jiaojiao in a proper manner: "Sister-in-law." ”
Li Jiaojiao made a gesture, and several people rushed to Jiang Yifa, two people twisted Jiang Yifa's arm left and right, and one person pulled his head from behind.
A guy with a meaty face stood face to face with Jiang Yifa, sneered and opened Jiang Yifa's mouth with his left hand, and stretched out his right hand to the side of his teeth.
The rest of the Jiang family was about to rush forward, but they were easily subdued by these ruthless stubbles.
The guy with a meaty face pinched the thumb and index finger of his right hand together, clamped Jiang Yifa's front teeth, and pulled it hard to the left, and Jiang Yifa's front teeth fell out.
The guy gritted his teeth and counted them, "One, two, three, four." ”
In the blink of an eye, Jiang Yifa's four front teeth all fell to the ground.
Jiang Yifa has a mouth full of blood.