After we finished eating, we sent Lin Ran back to school first, and after getting off the bus, Lin Ran said to me: "Remember, if I don't let you get your ears pierced willingly, I won't be able to get married in my life." ”

I smiled: "Don't, daughter-in-law, if you really can't get married, it's over." ”

Lin Ran slapped me: "It's not serious, pay attention to safety when you go back, goodbye to your husband." After finishing speaking, he said to viagra and Xiao Ai, "Bye, both." ”

After we said goodbye, I went back to school with viagra and Xiao Ai, the same procedure, Xiao Ai said goodbye to viagra, watching Xiao Ai enter the school, I walked with viagra to the Internet café on the edge of the school, walking, I patted viagra: "How about talking to Sister Baozi today, it's been so long, let's sum it up." ”

viagra smiled: "What can there be, damn, I'm sad, look at my buddy, other classes, people see that netizen, how beautiful, I have fantasized for so long, I saw that pig today, I almost got angry with me, I vomited blood, but I didn't vomit it." ”

"Why don't you video with her, you see, if it's video, how much trouble will it be saved, damn" I scolded,

"We said we want to keep the mystery alive, damn it, we want a video, can you still smoke it in Greater China" viagra said,

I thought for a moment: "This mysterious feeling is good, grass, I said I don't smoke anymore, you don't give me a cigarette to smoke." ”

viagra thought for a while: "But it's definitely not Greater China, at most I'll give you a red cloud." ”

"Damn, this also tells me, I did my best for you, I told you a long time ago, can the Internet believe it."

"That's not accurate, fate is here, everything is uncertain"

I kicked him: "Be nice to Xiaoai, damn, you're so inhuman, if I hadn't reacted quickly today, I would have almost been pulled into the fire pit by you." ”

viagra smiled: "I have a long memory in the future, I still cherish what is in front of me, I look at Lin Ran very well, you don't behave very carefully, you are embarrassed to say me, today when you are in KFC, and the woman at the gate of the park is chatting, you have been staring at others." ”

"There's such a saying, I don't know if you've heard it," I took a puff of cigarette after I finished speaking,

"What's the matter?" viagra asked,

"A daughter-in-law is always someone else's good, and a child is always her own good"

"I'm grass, don't say it, it seems to be the case." viagra said,

"Then you should cherish it, you know, okay, think it out for yourself, and get to the door of the Internet café."

"Huixu, you stupid comparison, the vegetable is killing you, grass, with you, you can't win" After I heard it, I turned my head and looked around, and sure enough, the plane was also there,

I patted Viagra: "After you go in, follow me and abuse Fei Ge and them." ”

"How do you know they're in, oh, got it, you saw his car" viagra replied,

"No, I heard him scold Hui Xu, a rookie scolded a Caibi, in fact, the two of them are the same dish." After the two of us went in, they just finished playing this game, and after I opened the machine with viagra,

Brother Xu pulled me: "Grass, why did you come, start, start, abuse stupidity than fly." ”

Fei Ge scolded on the other side: "Cao, can you do it with your gang, it's mainly Chenyang Taicai"

After hearing this, Chen Yang scolded again: "Damn, grass, you just owe scolding, and bring your father and me with you for anything." ”

In a noisy voice, the end of this afternoon, CS an afternoon, everyone did not go to class, very enjoyable, viagra went to pick up Xiao Ai after school in the evening, and patted me on the shoulder before leaving: "After my careful consideration, I decided, it is better to live with a little hobby, I figured it out, hey, I really regret today's behavior." ”

I ignored him, lazy bird, if this woman is a beautiful woman today, maybe the two of them will go,

Brother Xu Chenyang Xiaochao had to pull me all night, I called my daughter-in-law for approval, but it didn't pass, so I went back to the dormitory in their contemptuous eyes, Brother Fei walked with me, because he answered 3 calls within an hour, it seems that it is still a different woman, according to Brother Fei's words, that is to find true love,

We had dinner together in the evening, when the dormitory was about to close, I went back to the dormitory, and when I arrived at the door of the dormitory, I pushed the door open, and saw Brother Hao, and several people in the dormitory, chatting there.

I went over and patted Brother Hao: "What's the matter, everyone is gathered here, what are you talking about, what's new." ”

Yoko then said: "Haha, don't you know, just now your class Liu Meng called Brother Hao and said a very good thing." ”

I glanced at Brother Hao: "What's the matter?" ”

Brother Hao touched his head: "Do you know the director of our school's political and educational office who is in charge of the dormitory." ”

"I know, it seems that I don't come to the boys' dormitory very much, the boys' dormitory, usually the old man in the dormitory, tirelessly rounding up the whole number every day, what happened." I asked,

"I'm grass, you don't even know this, you can't do it."

"Nonsense, I'm much better than you, didn't you just call the little fat man and ask from that mouth" I originally wanted to say the big mouth, but then I thought about it, Yoko, Brother Hao, and the little fat man, you can't say it all, there will be danger, Brother Hao is not viagra, you can't beat Brother Hao,

Brother Hao thought for a while: "The director of the dormitory of the Political and Educational Department, basically once every 3 days, pickets the girls' dormitory, and often goes to the dormitory, never turns the men's dormitory, he always rushes to go to the girls' dormitory after the lights are out, nominally it is to check, and when the girls hear that he is coming, they all close the dormitory, lock the door, and shout that the wolf is coming, he is still happy, there are always many formal reasons, he doesn't go early, he doesn't go late, he has to wait for the dormitory to close the door and turn off the lights before going, the girls all scolded him, saying that he was a super pervert." ”

"Oh, I've heard of this, I've heard it before, what's wrong, what's wrong with that." I asked,

Brother Hao continued: "Tonight, he went early, the dormitory door was closed and the lights were not turned off, he went several times in it, I don't know what to do, and I didn't leave, and then there were two girls who really couldn't stand it, and splashed him with footwater, this was enjoyable, everyone around saw it, the girls' dormitory building exploded, it was too enjoyable, just now the teacher downstairs in the dormitory came up and called me to answer the phone, I went to the communication room to answer the phone, I heard Xiaomeng tell me these things, said the emotion of this excitement, I grass, This guy is so, tougher than you. ”

"Mom, what's the matter with me, grass"

"Mistakes, mistakes, subconsciously said it" Brother Hao hurriedly explained,

I thought about it for a moment, and then asked him, "Then did he not get angry?" ”

Brother Hao said happily: "Fart, after those women splashed him, he scolded him for being shameless and told him to get out, and then he left, the legend is that he went downstairs to reprimand the dormitory teacher, and as he walked, the people in the girls' dormitory building cheered and scolded him to get out."

As soon as I heard it, "I'm grass, it's really fake." ”