Chapter 238: Women Are Like Dramas
"Miss Xie, please take a seat, this is the position that our boss has specially prepared for you."
In a good position in the center of the front row of the bird's nest, a young woman in a water-red dress was sitting there proudly with her head tilted, and the maid behind her was also proudly tilting her head, and she didn't know that the master and servant both had nosebleeds.
"Miss, ask the slave to say that the owner of this bird's nest must admire you, Miss, otherwise he would not have sent the greeting post in person, and prepared such a good position for Miss."
The maid was very proud to pat Miss Xie Wei's ass, as if she could really shoot something different.
Xie Wei's eyes swept over the people sitting around him with contempt, and said coldly: "How can Miss Ben be comparable to such a lowly person?" If it weren't for the owner of the bird's nest who personally wrote to invite me to come, I wouldn't have looked at such a place. ”
The voice of these words was not big or small, but it happened to be heard by several young ladies and ladies of the surrounding family, and their faces were naturally very unsightly.
Xie Wei's reputation has long spread all over the capital, especially these days, it is even more lively.
A young lady from a family, who was a little chubby and had a round face, was so angry when she heard Xie Wei's words that she slapped the table and said, "Who do you say is cheap?" ”
Xie Wei raised her eyebrows and replied with a sneer: "Whoever is seated is whoever is seated." ”
This tone, arrogant like a hen that has given birth to several ducks, looks proud, and looks like a person with underdressed clothes.
"You!! Miss Ben killed you today!! ”
The chubby girl was about to rush over and press Xie Wei to the ground and beat her before she was angry.
The woman next to her hurriedly grabbed her, and said in a weird way: "Don't hurt her, people didn't commit suicide, but they became the fiancée of Master Shen." ”
Hearing this, in Xie Wei's ears, it was called a mockery, and she immediately picked up the teacup on the table and threw it at the girl.
"Tsk, this cup is expensive!! Cousin, don't forget to go to the account room when you lose money before leaving. ”
Suddenly, the smashed cup was shattered in the air by a flying knife, and the fragments of the cup fell to the ground, the crystal clear fragments lay pitifully on the ground, and the tea was also spilled on Xie Wei's body.
The chubby girl's eyes lit up, and she turned her head excitedly, and at a glance she saw Chu Yan coming with a shallow smile on her face.
"Chu Yan!"
As soon as she saw Chu Yan, Xie Wei's face was even worse, so she raised her eyebrows and said proudly: "Who should I be?" It turned out to be the Sixth Princess?! Hmph, why did you make me pay? I was personally invited by the owner here. ”
Nonsense! Of course, the master knows that the master invited you to the play, after all, there is a good show of monkeys, and there are no monkeys here, so naturally something is missing.
"Tsk, it's really noble, noble. However, sir, I have never looked at people who litter. Today, everyone's tea, including the ticket money, is free. You're the only one, pay for it yourself. ”
Who knows, Miss Xie Wei also said quite proudly: "Hmph! Chu Yan, do you think that everywhere is where you can go wild? ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone present laughed.
Even Chu Yan herself laughed. Pointing to the ground, he asked, "Me, can't go wild?" ”
"Humph! Do you think that everywhere is your Six Kings' Mansion, and everywhere is where you can run rampant? ”
The master of the Six Princes' Mansion didn't go wild!!
Chu Yan roared inwardly. It's just that, looking at Miss Xie Wei's proud little eyes, Chu Yan suddenly laughed very funny: "I don't know if I can go wild in other places, but this bird's nest, I must be able to." ”
"You!!"
"Yo, Miss Xie doesn't know yet, the dignitaries and nobles who often come to the Bird's Nest in the capital know that this Bird's Nest is the opera garden that the sixth prince gave to the six princesses to play with. But that's right, after all, you and the sixth prince are cousins, but the relationship doesn't seem to be very close, and it's understandable that you don't know such an inside story. ”
The chubby girl, coincidentally, her father is Da Sima, and ordinary people really can't climb high. Don't look at other people's unsightly people, but other people's noble ones are all inside.
The irony of this is all in it. What do you say, what I'm talking about is that the sixth prince is not familiar with you! What do you say? I'm talking about you lowly buns!
Xie Wei's little face turned purple with anger, and she said angrily to her maid: "Let's go!" Don't watch this play! ”
Want to go? How easy is it? Come to think of it, Chu Yan's today's play is specially tailored for Xie Wei, in order to show her a good play, how can she let her go?
But before Chu Yan could speak, the chubby girl sneered: "Miss Xie, shouldn't you even look down on a play?" It doesn't matter, you can say it, say it and I'll buy you a ticket, please see it. ”
Xie Wei immediately became angry, and said indignantly: "Who looks down on it? Miss Ben's dignified Miss Xie Mansion is just a play! ”
As he spoke, he flicked his sleeves angrily and sat back.
Chu Yan smiled and smiled at the people above the attic on the second floor, revealing a pure and harmless smile.
Today's protagonists can be regarded as all here.
At the beginning of the play, Chu Yan went back to the second floor to meet Xiao Xiaoxiao, because today is a purely women's play, so Prince Mu was very pitifully left in the mansion, and the people who accompanied Chu Yan were Xiao Xiaoxiao and Xu Yanyu.
Xu Yanyu rubbed the corners of his clothes very nervously, and said worriedly: "Is this useful?" ”
Chu Yan smiled comfortingly, "Sister Xu, do you remember the last time Concubine Dong's incident caused me to become famous?" Mu Zexi used this method to prove it to me at the beginning. And today, I want to use the same method to let people know how women have cried, made trouble, and hanged themselves since ancient times, destroying people's marriages. ”
Today's drama is just a pair of young talented men and talented women, who love each other, but they are stalked by a woman and forced to die to break them up, and finally the person who loves each other turns into a butterfly and flies away.
In this story, in fact, Chu Chang is most sorry for Ma Wencai, after all, the villain in Liang Zhuli, Ma Wencai, turned into a woman, which is also quite scary.
When Xu Yanyu heard this, her worry weakened a little, and she just looked at the stage worriedly, "There are many crazy men and women in the world, in fact, if you can turn into a butterfly, it is a good thing." ”
"What a butterfly! Before you turn into a butterfly, you have to turn into a caterpillar! Auntie, grandma, the man I fancied, if I dare to be remembered by a woman who doesn't want to die, my aunt and grandma, I will slash her with a sword! ”
After finishing speaking, Chu Yan suddenly handed over a sword and said seriously: "Go ahead." Most of the women in the capital are going to be hacked to death by you! ”
Xie Yao's charm is also unstoppable. If Xiao Xiaoxiao is serious, the workload of this splitting people is a bit big. “
Who knows, Xiao Xiaoxiao was suddenly stunned for a moment, and turned her head away, "Auntie, these hands of mine are planning to split that scourge." ”
······ It turns out that it is also a fault that men are attractive.
It's just that Chu Yan didn't understand that this Xie Yao and Xiao Xiaoxiao have been for a while, so ambiguous and don't admit what kind of personality they are?
"Chu Yan, did you come up with this play from your head? You can't have peeked at some forbidden book to write it, right? ”
Banned ····· Books
Chu Yan raised her head and glanced at Xiao Xiaoxiao with resentment, gritted her teeth and said, "Where the hell can you see that this is a banned book?" ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao looked at the stage in confusion, and suddenly said, "No." I thought that all the scenes of you and me were only found in books like Spring Palace. ”
"Who the hell told you that pulling a little hand and kissing a small mouth is the spring palace map?"
In his previous life, wouldn't flirting in public be a live version of the Living Spring Palace?
Xiao Xiaoxiao said very seriously: "Didn't Xie Yao's little white face tell my aunt not to arbitrarily make this kind of pulling and pulling action with ordinary men?" Didn't he say it was something on a banned book? ”
Pull pull pull ······
Chu Yan suddenly felt like crying without tears, so she sighed helplessly and said, "Xiao Xiaoxiao, you hurry up, go back and read a few more books before coming out to mix." ”
Otherwise, it's terrible to be uneducated! This kind of thing can be stunned by Xie Yao.
When Chu Yan was chatting happily on the second floor, suddenly, there was a disturbance below, and some people even threw things at the scene on the stage, and one by one they were angry like thunder, and scolded: "Why hasn't XX killed himself yet?" ”
"Is the knife not sharp enough?"
"Is the rope broken and not strong?"
"Is it that Lord Yama dislikes him and doesn't want to accept it?"
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For a while, the people watching the play below had different opinions. Chu Yan has long known that Liang Zhu's bleak love story is an impact on any young person. Because only what you can't get is the most memorable.
Sure enough, the effect was exactly the same as Chu Yan expected, and even more intense.
Because Xie Wei's previous suicide was known all over the capital, today's scene, when the moment of turning into a butterfly, was in an uproar, accusing the woman of bad marriage.
Of course, you will also be seated in the right seat. Xie Wei was in an extremely conspicuous position, and at this time, even if those people were sitting in the corner, they could see her, so the person who was matched unfortunately fell on Xie Wei.
"I said why didn't I commit suicide in the past two days, it turned out that the goal was achieved."
"That's it, Fang Cai looks like no one in his eyes, and it took a lot of thought to think about it for Shen Gongzi."
"A few days ago, it seemed that I was still living in the Six Princes' Mansion, could it be because the Six Kings didn't like it, so they wanted to change to Master Shen?"
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A harsh voice sounded downstairs, and Chu Yan watched coldly. She's not a good person, but she's not someone anyone can bully. In particular, Miss Chu is the most protective of her shortcomings, if anyone hurts someone who is good to her, she will definitely not let her go.
Xie Wei's face had become bruised, and she was pulling at her clothes fiercely, and the eyes of the people around her were not so friendly, and she naturally felt it. Especially the words of those people are simply unsightly.
She agreed to marry Shen Jinyi, but it was because of ········ Because, if she continues to make trouble, it will only make her aunt disgusted with her. But agreeing doesn't mean getting married?
"You say, will she jump off the wall in a hurry?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao played with the teacup in his hand and asked with a smile. She hadn't seen such a good show for a long time. It is really a failure in life for a person like Xie Yao to have such a sister.
Of course, Xiao Xiaoxiao was not worried that Xie Yao would be embarrassed by this, after all, Xie Yao's son-in-law was limited to immortality to this sister. Nothing else.
Chu Yan shook her head and said confidently: "That's not going to happen, at most it's a random bite." ”
Xie Wei can't do such a thing as jumping over the wall.
Sure enough, Xie Wei below saw that everyone's attitude was getting worse and worse, and she became annoyed, pointed to the few people who were scolding, and said menacingly: "Who are you talking about?" ”
"Tsk, it seems that not only is it big-chested and brainless, but this small-breasted is also brainless."
Xiao Xiaoxiao took out a bottle of wine out of nowhere and handed it to Xu Yanyu, who was nervous on the side, who shook his head, looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao's chest, and chuckled: "Alcoholism hurts your body, you will drink less in the future." ”
Suddenly, Xiao Xiaoxiao's drinking hand paused, as if he remembered something, glanced at Chu Yan, and asked, "How long are you going to sing today's play?" My aunt and grandmother think that it is better to have a good meal! This girl, to put it bluntly, is underbeaten. ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao has always been straightforward and doesn't care about anything, indeed, according to Chu Yan's way, it is indeed a beating. However, Chu Yan thought about it again, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, you say, whether you look at Mu Zexi or Xie Yao, isn't this a slap in the face? It's better to give a heavy blow to the spirit, so that this girl also knows what the world is called hot and cold.
However, she naturally had a sense of proportion, nodded, and said: "A beating will hurt her muscles and bones at most, and after today, she will definitely commit suicide, so she has to think about today's situation." Don't worry, the following things can be handled by Xu'er's girl. It's just that today, I am determined to tell her a truth, when I want to go wild, she will never have nowhere to escape. ”
Xiao Xiaoxiao frowned slightly, but didn't say anything, just lightly hooked the corners of his lips, raised his head, and drank the wine. It's so boring to be able to do it but still have to be noisy.
Seeing that Xu Yanyu's face had always been a little melancholy, Chu Yan comforted: "Sister Xu, today's play is just the beginning. Sooner or later, the matter between you and your cousin will have to come to an end. ”
Today's play is to warn Xie Wei that some people and some things don't have to follow her.
"Although this is the case, after all, Xie Wei is the cousin of the sixth prince and the sister of Prince Xie Yao, this time, will she not take care of the two of them too much?"
Xu Yanyu is still very reluctant to go, and always feels that because of his own affairs, many people have been implicated.
Just, even if it is implicated? Chu Yan raised her eyebrows and said, "The things I sent for suicide two days ago are also Mu Zexi's handwriting." What's more, if Xie Yao had protected her, he wouldn't have let me do such nonsense. ”
When she sent the letter, it was a handwritten letter, how could Xie Yao not know that she was the boss behind the Bird's Nest? But he still didn't stop himself.
That's trust between friends.
Even though Xie Wei is Xie Yao's own sister, Xie Yao knows that if he has done something, he must be prepared to bear this mistake.
Unfortunately, Xie Wei met Chu Yan.
The argument below grew louder and louder, and at this time, suddenly everyone fell silent. A little girl full of aura walked out from behind the scenes, saluted everyone, and then said seriously: "Pure fiction, please mislead rumors, please misconceive." Of course, if you want to, I can't help it. However, if you want to fight and make trouble, please get out. Oh, by the way, my master said, from this day on, only those who commit suicide and bad people and dogs are not allowed to enter. ”
After these days' experience, Xu'er is becoming more and more in charge, and Chu Yan will explain it. The more you tell some people that it's fake, the more they don't believe it, and the more they take their seats. If you don't let it go, tell him that it's fake, and let them want to go. Especially as soon as the sentence that only those who commit suicide and those who marry bad people and dogs are not allowed to enter, Xie Wei's face turned blue and red, red and purple, and it looked like playing with a changing face. He stomped his feet, glanced viciously at Chu Yan's way, and turned to leave.
The play has ended, if there is revenge, you have to revenge, and if you are angry, you have to sow, right? Chu Yan leisurely snatched Xiao Xiaoxiao's wine to drink, don't want it if you're in a good mood.
Xu Yanyu smiled slightly, sincerely: "Sister Chu, thank you." ”
With a faint thanks, Chu Yan was suddenly very happy, this feeling was even cooler than Xie Wei suddenly falling into the river and being beaten by a turtle.