Chapter 576: Ugly Face
As the saying goes, turnips always bran from the heart. It was Li Songlin's secretary Luo Jifeng who jumped out to do things this time.
Since Luo Jifeng moved his mind to leave Li Songlin, what he couldn't let go of in his heart was what kind of job Li Songlin would arrange for him next. Luo Jifeng is no better than others, and other people can ask a few people with personnel decision-making power at the same time, so that they can win a better position for themselves. Luo Jifeng can't do it, he can only rely on Li Songlin alone.
has been following Li Songlin for several years, and Luo Jifeng's body has been branded as Li Songlin. If others dared to speak for Luo Jifeng, Li Songlin would think that people were digging his corner.
Luo Jifeng knew very well in his heart that his future and fate were all tied to Li Songlin alone.
Rao is like this, Luo Jifeng is more uneasy about Li Songlin, he has hinted to Li Songlin many times, what he hopes to get is a substantive position at the department level, if he really can't arrange a substantive position at the department level, the main department level with brackets can barely make do, if he returns a deputy department level, it will be disgusting!
Unexpectedly, Li Songlin really disgusted him, this time, a total of five department-level positions were vacated, but in Li Songlin's plan, he was still assigned the position of deputy director of the Environmental Protection Bureau.
This time, Luo Jifeng was completely furious.
In the past, Luo Jifeng would also have some awkwardness with Li Songlin from time to time, but he had never had a knot in his heart, this time it was different, Li Songlin's approach made Luo Jifeng feel that his personality had been insulted, since this was the case, there was no need for him to be polite.
He wants to completely turn his face with Li Songlin, and he wants to poke the things arranged by Li Songlin into a mess. If you don't let Lao Tzu advance to the main department, Lao Tzu will also make you uneasy.
Luo Jifeng plans to make a fuss about these people who are favored by Li Songlin, who will he take the knife?
After thinking about it, Luo Jifeng decided to start with Zhao Yanzhao, since Zhao Yanzhao came to work in the Jundu City Government, Luo Jifeng has never looked at him squarely.
may be preconceived, since he knew that Zhao Yanzhao did the dirty thing when he was working in Penghua County, why did Luo Jifeng look at this guy unpleasantly-like like this goods, he gave him a human skin for nothing, and he was embarrassed to mix in the team of leading cadres with a shy face?
It's too unreasonable!
No, we must let the people see what kind of ugly face this guy who usually looks sanctimonious.
Luo Jifeng was furious, and posted the ugly things that Zhao Yanzhao did when he was working in Penghua County on the Internet.
Speaking of Zhao Yanzhao, in the entire Penghua County, there is almost no one who doesn't know, everyone's impression of him can be summed up in one word, this guy is especially good at "licking".
"Licking", on the surface, means that he will stammer, and to put it vulgarly, he licked the ass of the county magistrate Li Faliang cleanly. In fact, the word "licking" also contains another meaning, this guy especially likes to do that kind of thing.
It is said that Zhao Yanzhao's love for that kind of thing is no less than his daily diet, some people say that Zhao Yanzhao can skip meals for a few days, but if he doesn't go out to eat wild food for a few days, he can't stand it.
Recently, the party style and government discipline have been tightened, and at the same time, they have intensified their efforts to clean up pornography, gambling and drugs, which has made Zhao Yanzhao suffocated, and he wants to get into the cracks in the ground.
On this night, the weather was cold and cold, and the north wind was blowing very strongly, Zhao Yanzhao thought to himself, in bad weather like this, the police would definitely not come out to sweep the streets again, so he came to Starlight Lane with the mood of hitting the luck.
Starlight Lane is an old street, and in the past, this street was full of street girls. When Zhao Yanzhao shrank his neck and walked to Starlight Alley, he found that there was not even a single bird there.
Just as Zhao Yanzhao was full of disappointment and was about to go back, he looked down and saw a billboard erected in front of the original sex shop, which said that it could provide face-changing services for customers, Zhao Yanzhao thought it was very funny, so he walked in.
After entering, I learned that the so-called face change is to use a special plastic paste on people's faces, which can make your face shape change, how to change, can be decided by the guests, of course, if you want to have a star face, the price is relatively higher.
In addition, the price is different, the quality of the plastic used is not the same, the quality of the price of 88 yuan is the second, it can only be used once, the maximum time to keep is 24 hours, the price is 1188 yuan, it can be used for three months, you can take it off when it is inconvenient, and then paste it when you want to change your face, and you can still keep the original state.
Zhao Yanzhao was moved, if he was stuck with this thing, then when he did something bad, wouldn't no one be able to recognize him?
He felt that this kind of thing was simply specially prepared for people like him.
Zhao Yanzhao made an 88 yuan one, after all, it was the first time to try, I don't know what the effect is, if the effect is good, the next time he will be the whole 1188 yuan, anyway, there is this need!
also said that with plastic shaping, he really has a bit of the demeanor of a big star ZHL.
Coming out of the sex shop, Zhao Yanzhao came to Starlight Lane again, and he saw that in the deepest part of Starlight Lane, there seemed to be a woman standing, judging from the costume, that woman should be a bird.
Zhao Yanzhao hurriedly ran over.
When Zhao Yanzhao ran forward, there was an old man who was almost seventy and kept following him closely, Zhao Yanzhao stopped, the old man also stopped, Zhao Yanzhao walked forward, the old man also started his steps, and the stride length was always the same as him.
Zhao Yanzhao was scared, and thought to himself, don't be a spy who is watching, right? Later, I looked at the old man's obscene appearance, and felt that he should be with him all the way, so he was relieved.
The lights in the alley were very dim, far away, Zhao Yanzhao looked at the woman who was in a good mood, and when he got closer, it was not the case at all.
The woman was long and round, and she was wearing a medium-sized noodle jar, and at this time she was twisting her waist with great effort, throwing flattering glances at Zhao Yanzhao. The meat exposed in the middle of the waist of the bucket was very black, and it bounced with the frequency of the waist twisting, like steamed steamed buns. With a grim smile on her face, her face, as if she had been rubbed in a noodle jar, was pale and pale, and her actual age could not be seen.
Yes! This girl's face is not bad! At first glance, it is quite similar to the big star LZL!
Forget it, don't pick and choose, I finally came across such one, and besides, I have already spent 88 tonight in order to change my face, so let's make do with it first.
Zhao Yanzhao was about to step forward to talk, but the woman spoke first:
"Handsome guy, come and play!"
The old man thought he was called, but he was so excited that he couldn't do it, and asked anxiously, "How much?" ”
The woman glanced at him, turned and entered a two-story courtyard.
Zhao Yanzhao and the old man followed the woman into a very small room one after the other.
The old man asked anxiously, "How much is it?" ”
The woman held out her right hand.
"Fifty is fifty." The old man looked anxiously at the woman's face and pulled down his pants.
"You're playing?"
"Who do I play if I don't play? You think he's playing? The old man pointed at Zhao Yanzhao, "He's so handsome, would he take a fancy to you like this?" ”
"You have to play at least five hundred."
The old man was unhappy, "Why does he play fifty, and I play five hundred?" ”
The woman said, "Just now I compared five fingers, and I didn't tell you that it was fifty, you misunderstood, it should be five hundred." If you play, this price can't be less, look at you like that, don't say it, you're so old that you can't even chop wood. My sister is not an ordinary bus, not anyone who wants to get on it! Like you, the ticket price has to be more expensive. ”
Speaking of this, the woman looked at Zhao Yanzhao again and said, "If this handsome guy does it, my sister will be happy to make less money." ”
The old man snorted and left, and when he left, he left a sentence: "Don't think that without your stinky ass, Lao Tzu will not be a hero." ”
After the old man left, the woman began to bargain with Zhao Yanzhao again, and the price faded from five hundred to eighty, but Zhao Yanzhao still didn't agree, and insisted on the price of fifty.
The woman was upset and pouted, "Are you an internal official?" ”
"Who is the internal officer?"
Zhao Yanzhao was taken aback, thinking that this woman already knew what his identity was. In private, some people call him an office worker who serves the leader an internal official.
"Then why are you so old-fashioned?"
Zhao Yanzhao suddenly remembered a common saying: The internal official prostitutes the kiln - Lao Xuan. He laughed, "You is still weird and humorous!" Forget it, eighty is eighty, I don't care about you. ”
When he saw the woman's body, Zhao Yanzhao was completely out of mood, and it was over in three clicks and two clicks. He put on his clothes, took out a hundred yuan counterfeit* bill from his pocket, handed it to the woman, and said angrily, "Find me twenty." ”
By the light, the woman looked at the counterfeit* coin over and over, flicked it with her fingers as if she were very expert, and then happily tucked it into her trousers. took out a wad of money from his trousers, counted out two ten-yuan ones, and handed them to Zhao Yanzhao.
When Zhao Yanzhao counted the money, he found a white hair in it, and he was angry, "Take off your pants for me." Zhao Yanzhao yelled at the woman angrily.
"What are you doing so loudly? I don't know if other girls are timid! The woman said angrily, looking at Zhao Yanzhao, she hesitated a little when she took off her pants, "Let's talk ugly things first, if you play again, you have to pay another eighty." There are rules in one line, and the rules of our line are not in the deal, and it is impossible to buy one get one free. If you have the ability, I don't have anything to say if you lie on it for a day and a night, if it's like an old rooster fighting, you can only blame yourself for not having that ability. ”
"What are you grinding? Quick off. ”
The woman looked at Zhao Yanzhao's face carefully and felt that something was wrong, so she stopped taking off her pants and shook her shoulders to be coquettish, "I don't!" You'll have to say yes before I can take it off. ”