Chapter 542: Funny Trio
"Bang!"
The powerful explosion directly shattered the two small shops that were close to each other, and a little farther away, although they did not collapse, the walls were also covered with dense spider web cracks.
The black fog was like an explosive gas, and as soon as the explosion sounded, starting from the very middle, a spark dazzled and moved, and as soon as the sparks erupted, the entire huge fog instantly turned red. Then, with the sound of an explosion that shattered a person's eardrums, the waves of fire spread ferociously in all directions......
Tang Lang and the gorilla stood more than two hundred meters away, and they both felt a strong impact when the fiery air wave rushed in. The injured Tang Lang was almost knocked down by the air wave.
After the explosion, thick smoke billowed and the houses and cars near the left were on fire. Even the green belt next to the highway was on fire, a long one that looked like a fire dragon.
The gorilla frowned, didn't say a word, and hurriedly ran towards the scene of the crime, shouting as he ran: "Meng Que...... Meng Que come out for me......"
Tang Lang followed behind, and also approached the scene of the crime, but his reaction was diametrically opposed to that of the gorilla. The gorilla thinks that Meng Que must still be alive, but he thinks that with such a powerful bomb, Meng Que is still alive, and the sow can go up the tree.
After a circle around the scene of the crime, there was a sea of fire as far as the eye could see, and there was nothing on the ground except for the scraps of car iron or the scraps of houses.
"Meng Que...... Meng Que, you come out for me......" The gorilla doesn't believe that Meng Que will really die, so how can a person who is awesome say that he will die? He finally became a dragon blood heir, and he still wanted to follow him to forge a brilliant legend, how could he just say that he would die?
With the brightness of the firelight, Tang Lang's eyes circled twice, and finally said with a sigh: "Don't shout, it seems that Meng Que should be blown to pieces." ”
The gorilla's eyes were red and bloodshot, and he yelled, "You fart, how can he die?" ”
Tang Lang said in a deep voice: "The explosion just now is obviously a few points stronger than the fifty-kilogram C4. As he spoke, he pointed to the broken houses around him and said, "Look at it, even these sturdy houses and cars are not spared, let alone Meng Que's mortal body?" His Meng clan didn't have any techniques to strengthen the body. ”
"But he's still not going to die." Gorillas stand firm in their opinions. Although what Tang Lang said is very reasonable, Meng Que has always been a person who does not play cards according to common sense, how can a person like him look at it according to common sense?
Tang Lang sat on the ground blankly, and said quietly: "Originally, I also thought that I could follow this guy to lay a new world, who knows, this ...... Is this called 'dying before you get out of school'? Originally, Tang Lang followed Meng Que just because of a promise, but slowly, Tang Lang found that only by following Meng Que's side would life become meaningful and pursuing. Otherwise, a person is at ease, but it is easy to drift with the crowd and find no meaning. At this moment, Meng Que was gone, and he felt that the meaning he was pursuing had suddenly disappeared, and the entire spiritual world was empty and pale.
"Ahem......"
Suddenly, there was a coughing sound from a flame. Immediately after, several flames began to gather in one place, and slowly the flames formed the outline of a person.
As soon as the outline was formed, the flames rapidly degenerated. The gorilla and Tang Lang looked at the degraded flame in amazement, their eyes full of surprise and excitement.
The gorilla laughed out loud and ran over. Tang Lang also limped again, and walked over.
But the flame receded completely, and a man appeared in it. The man had blond hair and burnt clothes all over his body, and he looked like he was called Hanako. But fortunately, this man is not dead, his eyes are wide open, and he is grunting non-stop.
This person, but not Meng Que, who is it?
"Hahaha...... I knew you weren't going to die so easily. The gorilla was really frightened, and in this surprise and joy, tears could not help but fall. Looking at Meng Que, he opened his mouth and scolded: "Grandma's breasts, scared my brother to death." Damn, your life is so hard, and such a powerful explosion can't kill you. ”
Meng Que coughed again, spewed out a puff of black smoke from his mouth, and said with a wry smile: "Although I am not dead, I am almost half dead." ”
Tang Lang also smiled from the bottom of his heart, pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "Wonderful, the Meng family's Fire Mirror can actually dodge the Wang family's self-explosion, it's really incredible." ”
With the support of the gorilla, Meng Que slowly stood up, shook his head and said: "No, it's not that the Fire Mirror can resist, but Wang Sheng's strength is too weak, if I change someone who is one or two times stronger than him, I'm afraid I'll be a bunch of smashes by now." ”
The gorilla worried, "Then there is no way to restrain them?" ”
Tang Lang thought for a moment and said, "There should be, the Wang family is similar to the Meng Que family, and they don't have the ability to strengthen their bodies, so their bodies will be very fragile." My guess is that if we had killed them before they blew themselves up, the explosion probably wouldn't have happened. ”
Meng Que nodded, guessing the same, and said, "It seems to be almost like this." ”
As everyone knows, this guess is also wrong, and even when he fought with the Wang clan again later, Meng Que almost encountered the sinister of nine deaths and a lifetime, of course, these are just later words.
After a few casual words, the three of them left the scene of the crime together.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, the younger brother who had been collecting news about the Murong clan suddenly came with a secret message: "On the 16th of this month, it will be the 46th birthday of the deceased Murong Shanzheng, and the Murong family will pay tribute to the whole family." ”
This news is indeed a blockbuster news, Murong Shan is originally a candidate for the patriarch of the Murong clan, and there is no doubt that the elders of the family value him. This time, taking advantage of his birthday, he led the whole clan to pay tribute to him, which is also reasonable.
I took out my phone and looked at the date, rub, the 16th of this month, isn't it the 16th today? Grandma's, the news came on time, not at all.
Immediately put on a set of clothes, Meng Que moved his muscles and bones, after a night's rest, the injuries caused by the explosion last night were almost healed. Since breaking the third seal, the abilities of the body in all aspects have been much stronger, especially the healing ability. For example, if you are slashed in the arm with a knife, as long as you don't hurt the bones, the wound will be healed for about ten hours from morning to night, and the scar will be so good that you can't see it.
After getting up, they called out to the gorilla and Tang Lang, and the three of them casually disguised themselves and went out.
Weather, rain. Heavy rain, there is an old saying in the countryside called "good people are sunny, bad people are rainy", Murong Shan Zheng encountered such heavy rain on his first birthday after his death, it can be seen from this that this is definitely not a good thing.
Meng Que, Gorilla, and Tang Lang are all dressed in a very uniform manner, all wearing a long black raincoat and a big black top hat on their heads, which is the kind of hat that Xu Wenqiang and Ding Li wore in old Shanghai.
Although the three of them walked on the street a little nondescript, the passers-by saw them at most secretly laughing twice, and no one dared to laugh in front of them. Because the three of them look like the three King Kongs in raincoats, very majestic. No one wants to provoke such a star.
Originally, the black raincoat and the big black top hat made such an outfit not so much that people would laugh at the sight.
However, I don't know where the three sets of raincoats came from, and the brand logo on them should be given away. For this, the gorilla muttered more than thirty times along the way: "These bastards, always greedy for cheap, grass." ”
Meng Que, who has always had a very calm personality, kept persuading him, saying: "Forget it, thrift is worth advocating, you don't have to blame them." ”
The gorilla didn't get angry, pulled his clothes, shook the logo on it, and said, "Even if you are thrifty, you don't have to be like this, damn, what is this?" '16 sanitary napkins', those who know think that we advertise '16 sanitary napkins', and those who don't know think that the three of us are perverts. ”
16 sanitary napkins, well, sanitary napkins indeed. The black raincoat, whether on the chest or back, has a large white sanitary napkin icon, this sanitary napkin is not an ordinary sanitary napkin, it also has wings to prevent side leakage. 16 sanitary napkins, although the name of this brand is not too loud, but I have to say that the quality of this raincoat is still good.
Tang Lang couldn't help but complain: "Grandma has a big breast, I'm going to change it." ”
Meng Que held back a smile and forced himself to calm down: "I'm afraid of a fart, isn't it just a raincoat, you are still wearing a hat, and others can't recognize it, we are going to run errands this time, not to the catwalk, why are you wearing so beautiful?" ”
In the past, Meng Que also wore a kind of "Jinhua feed" clothes bought from the stall, and now he wears this raincoat, and he can't help but feel a little nostalgic. It is better for one person to be embarrassed than for three people to be out of trouble together. Haha, so Meng Que made up his mind that he must press the two of them to wear this outfit.
The gorilla complained again: "16 sanitary napkins are okay, you see, you look at this advertising slogan, I wipe it, this is really a shame." ”
The advertising slogan of 16 sanitary napkins is very special and humorous. There are only two lines of words: "16 sanitary napkins, the more you use them, the younger you are." ”
Meng Que couldn't help laughing and said, "It's okay, it's okay, just advertise them, and when you go back, just ask the younger brother to ask them for a little advertising money." ”
Tang Lang is a guy who likes money very much, and when he heard that he was going to charge advertising fees, he suddenly became happy, and said: "It's about the same, well, I personally advertise for them, and it's not too much to charge 10 million, right?" ”
The gorilla's head was raised to the sky, and he snorted and said, "Ten million, it's too much to pursue, at least ten thousand and ten thousand." ”
“……”
While laughing, a long black Audi A6 drove neatly towards the new suburban cemetery. Meng Que saw it clearly, and as soon as the power of perception spread, he detected strong fluctuations everywhere. Quickly grabbed the gorilla and Tang Lang, and raised his fingers and silenced: "Slow down......"