Chapter 749: Settled!
I took the last chicken leg, and my eyes fell on Xia Xun'er, Leng Bingshuang, Sister Lulu, and Xu Xiaoman.
There is only one chicken leg left, but there are four people, and I really don't know how to divide this chicken leg!
"Huh. There's only one chicken leg left, who of the four of you wants it? ”
I had an idea and quickly asked.
Not every girl likes to eat chicken legs. Let them rule it out by themselves, choose it themselves, and when the time comes, whoever wants it, I will give it to whomever I want! It's far better for them to choose for themselves than for me!
"I want it!"
Xia Xun'er was the first to blurt out!
"I want it too!"
Cold Frost followed.
"We want it too!"
Sister Lulu and Xu Xiaoman were not to be outdone.
I'll go!
Girls, aren't they all about losing weight?
This chicken leg is so greasy, what's so good about eating it!
I thought they would have something to do, but who knew they were all vying for it. At this point, I don't know who to give this chicken leg to!
Who sent this?
Fucking send a chicken, two chicken legs, I don't know how to divide it, isn't this deliberately trying to embarrass me?
Meng Yao held the chicken leg in her hand, and she was also a little embarrassed. She wanted to get the chicken leg out, but she had already eaten it herself. Meng Yao sat next to her, and she didn't know what to do. He could only look at me apologetically.
"Huh."
I laughed awkwardly again.
"Well, there's going to be a turkey coming later, just a little wait. How many of you want to wait? Wait a minute, the chicken thighs will be bigger and more delicious. ”
I continued.
Since everyone won't let us, let's wait a minute. Anyway, wait a minute, and it won't take much time. After all, I'm already so embarrassed, there are always people who can't look past it and want to be considerate of me!
"I want this, I don't want to wait!"
Xia Xun'er is still unyielding.
"I don't have to wait, I want to eat the second one!" Leng Bing said immediately.
"Me too, so do we! We're going to want this chicken leg in your hand! ”
Immediately after, Sister Lulu and Xu Xiaoman also continued.
Now I can see it.
These girls are getting together and shouting. What they care about is not a question of chicken legs or not, but a problem that I value!
Meng Yao's position is the position of the main master, which no one can snatch. And this second person to eat chicken thighs is naturally the second position! Now everyone doesn't want to fall behind others, and they don't want to be small! All of a sudden, there was a rivalry!
I used to be asked to sleep with me, and now, it's the same way to eat chicken legs! Every girl is not to be outdone!
Moreover, the quarrel is getting more and more fierce.
One by one, as if if I didn't give them the drumsticks, they would be able to lift the table and leave! It's a battle for the status of a few of their girls!
And watching this scene, I also have more and more headaches.
One woman, one play!
These women get together, it is completely a legend of Zhen Huan, a palace battle drama!
And I'm caught in the middle, and it's not good to be a man at all! It's a dilemma!
Now, my chicken leg, no matter who it is given to, will offend a group of people! But if you take it in your hand and eat it yourself, you will offend everyone!
I suddenly felt a headache like never before, it was the kind of headache that was cracking! I've never faced such a difficult time!
I'd rather deal with Shakti, deal with the Demon Lord Nameless, than deal with this group of women!
A woman is as fierce as a tiger, and several women are as fierce as thousands of horses! Under such an offensive, I couldn't resist it at all, and I didn't have the slightest strategy to deal with it!
"Ahh
Suddenly, I thought of something and jerked my chest. Plop, I fell to the ground!
Screamed!
"It hurts, it hurts, my heart is going to break!"
"It hurts! It hurts! ”
I pretended to shout.
I don't know how to face this group of jealous girls, and the only way now is to pretend to be crazy and stupid!
I threw myself on the ground and shivered. But Xia Xun'er and the others looked at me, but they didn't pay attention to it at all. It was Meng Yao, the first to come.
"Wood, what's wrong with you?"
Meng Yao helped me up. Looking at me, I was full of concern.
And on my face, a grain of cold sweat broke out. His face was getting paler and paler.
"No, it's nothing, it's just that it was poisoned by the emperor."
"As long as you are worried, you will have a splitting headache and a broken heart! I, I'm so uncomfortable! Yes! I, I'm in such pain! ”
I stammered as I screamed. His face was pale, and the cold sweat on his body was rolling down in rows.
Xia Xun'er, Leng Bingshuang, Sister Lulu and others first watched from the side.
Before, they were a little confused about the situation, but seeing that I was sweating all over my body and looking pale, they couldn't hold back anymore and hurriedly pounced.
"What's wrong with you? Wood! ”
"Wood, don't scare me!"
"Wood, you, are you alright?"
A few girls crowded around me and grabbed me with a look of concern.
"I'm fine, it's just that my heart can't stand it. It's okay, it's okay. ”
I said as I feigned pain.
As I spoke, I struggled to get up from the arms of the crowd.
"If you want to eat chicken legs, I'll give you a portion. The drumsticks aren't enough, so I'll try to get you some of them. ”
"No matter what, if you like to eat, I'll get it for you. Moreover, I can't let you wait, and I can't let any of you eat less. You are all such kind girls, so good to me, you want to eat chicken legs, how can I not give it to you? ”
I staggered forward, but I didn't take two steps, and suddenly, my body went limp, and I fell straight to the ground!
Smack!
I fell heavily to the ground.
"It hurts, I hurt so much! No, I don't hurt, men can't cry out in pain! ”
I screamed after falling to the ground.
"Wood!"
At this time, Meng Yao couldn't hold back any longer, pounced again, and hugged me tightly.
"Wood, it's our mistake, we're wrong."
"We shouldn't be fighting, we shouldn't embarrass you. Wood, we won't eat chicken legs, so we won't embarrass you. ”
"Wood, you have to be good. Don't scare us, wood. Wood, please get better! We're not going to bother you anymore! ”
A few girls hugged me tightly, with a concerned face, and tears were about to pour out one by one.
And I snuggled into their arms and watched them.
"Are you really not arguing?"
My face was incredibly pale.
"Don't fight, don't fight!"
Xia Xun'er and the others hurriedly shook their heads.
"Well, you hold me tight. Don't let go, don't speak, I'll be able to recover slowly. ”
"This is the poison of the Emperor, and this poison is the least able to be upset! Once there are too many troubles, the poison will attack the heart! When the time comes, he will die! ”
I said lightly.
"Hmm."
Xia Xun'er hugged me tightly.
Cold Frost hugged me tightly.
Xu Xiaoman hugged me tightly.
Sister Lulu hugged me tightly.
As soon as I was in the middle of the warm and plump embrace of five girls. At this moment, they didn't fight or grab, they just hugged me tightly, hugged me quietly, and comforted me!
And under this kind of fragrant and glamorous surrounding, I know what nephrite is called warm fragrance and what is comfortable.
And I enjoyed it quietly.
O woman!
If you want to deal with them, you must be surprisingly victorious!
Otherwise, if you do it with real knives and guns, you will only be played to death by them!
I must pretend to be sick!
Leukaemia!
Cancer!
Senile dementia!
Hyperglycemia!
I'm going to play all the routines!
Only in this way can they unite and let me worry!
Dog blood!
It's bloody!
But now only with such an incomparably bloody method can I unite them and get me out of this crisis!
There are policies above, and there are countermeasures below. Although it is said that there are more girls around, it is a trouble.
But I'm not without a strategic solution.
Moreover, I found this bitter trick to be particularly useful.
Xun'er, Leng Bingshuang, Sister Lulu, these girls are constantly making noise. And as soon as they make a fuss, I immediately pretend to be in pain and unbearable!
And as long as I complained, they resolutely did not make a fuss and came to take care of me. And, as long as I pretend to be more like me, the more painful they are, the more nervous they will be! More unity!
This back and forth is a good way to solve troubles.
Therefore, this landscape manor has slowly become quiet.
Kaoru'er, Leng Bingshuang and they are also slowly beginning to accept each other, and they are not as repulsive as before.
And so it went on for five days. Five days later, the ancient suddenly summoned all of us for a meeting. And I had no choice but to get there.
In the hall, the ancient sat at the head. And I, He Shentong, Lu Zhanpeng, He Ye, Lu Wanqing, Yula and others sat down below in turn.
"Something happened to the Xiao family. It was the divine envoy of the Emperor Shakti who invaded the Xiao family. ”
The ancient look was majestic, and a word was said coldly.
What the?
And when we heard the old words, our faces changed and we looked at each other. I didn't expect that at such a calm moment, there was news of an accident in the Xiao family!
There are a total of seven martial arts families in Huaxia, namely the Gu family, the He family, the Lu family, the Sikong family, and the poison sect Ge family, Duanmu family, and Xiao family!
I've already been in contact with the other six families! The Poison Sect Ge family and the Sikong family have almost been wiped out! The only person who has not been in contact with it is this Xiao family!
And now, is it finally the turn of the Xiao family?