Chapter 9: Brother Ye is so handsome
"The surname Ye, thank you for the leader's teachings, our minister sent you a golden and jade good word today, that is your blessing!"
Song Yong, who was next to him, seized the opportunity and knelt down again.
"Ahem!"
Ye Qiu put down his chopsticks, took out a twisted piece of paper from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Bai Jie, "Minister Bai, take a look." ”
Bai Jie took it ignorantly, flattened the paper, flipped through it again, and said suspiciously, "This is ..... Toilet paper? ”
"When I went to the toilet, I had inspiration, so I wrote it down by the way, our Sihai Group is worthy of being a big company, and even the quality of toilet paper is so good."
In other words, this paper was written by Ye Qiu squatting when he went to the toilet.
Nima, Tang Xiaohui and Song Yong's faces suddenly changed.
Lao Tzu was eating, and you actually brought out the paper in the toilet for us to smell.
No appetite, no appetite!
However, Bai Jie was smiling and blood-red, and couldn't help but stretch out her black silk jade legs and rub Ye Qiu under the table.
"Leaf ...... Brother, is this really your translation? ”
Chen Sisi hurriedly came over, and looked shocked, because she found that Ye Qiu and Tang Xiaohui's translation was almost the same.
"Whatever you translate, just make do with it." Ye Qiu said with a smile.
Bai Jie's eyes were also full of incredulity, and he hurriedly handed the toilet paper to Tang Xiaohui, after all, he was an authority.
"Minister Tang, take a look."
Tang Xiaohui stretched out his hand to take it, he didn't believe that a courier could understand Danish, this kid only had a junior high school education.
But when he saw the dense words on the toilet paper, his pupils shrank sharply, and he quickly looked down at ten lines.
Yes, all the translations.
And the translation in some places is even smoother than the version I translated.
This shows that Ye Qiu's Danish proficiency is even more powerful than that of his own Dr. Turtle?
"This ......" Tang Xiaohui's back suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he said with a haha, "Xiao Ye's translation...... So-so! ”
If you admit that Ye Qiu's translation is better than your own, isn't it equivalent to slapping yourself in the face?
This is still in front of the big beauty Bai Jie in the marketing department, isn't it discredited!
Anyway, the whole company understands Danish, and it's not Lao Tzu who has the final say.
"So-so?" Ye Qiu muttered to Tang Xiaohui, "I look at Vice Minister Tang's eyes, it is indeed so-so. ”
The voice was neither loud nor small, and all the four people who happened to be present listened to it.
Bai Jie and Chen Sisi were frightened and hurriedly pulled the corners of Ye Qiu's clothes, the workplace is like officialdom, and it is most taboo to wear adverbs in front of them.
"Bang!"
Sure enough, Song Yong suddenly slapped the table hard, pointed at Ye Qiu and scolded, "Who gave you the courage to dare to arrange a leader!" ”
"Smack!"
Ye Qiu slapped Song Yong's outstretched fingers, and said coldly, "Lead your sister!" ”
A substantial bloody murderous aura suddenly shot out from Ye Qiu's eyes, enveloping Song Yong's whole body.
Song Yong only felt cold all over, as if he was being targeted by an ancient fierce beast, and he turned around and wanted to run.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, we're all colleagues."
At this time, Bai Jie, as Ye Qiu's leader, hurriedly smiled at Song Yong and Tang Xiaohui, "Minister Tang, Ye Qiu has just joined the company for a few days, and he doesn't know much about the rules of the workplace, so it's all my fault." ”
Ye Qiu's murderous aura came and went quickly, and the pressure on Song Yong's body suddenly lightened, thinking it was an illusion.
The embarrassment exposed just now made him hate Ye Qiu even more.
"Xiao Ye, do you think it's very face-saving to spend money outside to ask for a translator? Do you know that the company's contracts are all trade secrets, and if they are leaked, it will be light to sentence you to three years or five years. ”
Tang Xiaohui's mind spun quickly, thinking that he had grabbed Ye Qiu's handle, patted the table, and asked with an oath.
As soon as these words came out, the whole hall was shocked!
If it weren't for the fact that the meal had passed, the surrounding area would definitely be surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.
Bai Jie and Chen Sisi were also dumbfounded, it was not that they didn't believe in Ye Qiu's character, but that they were really likely to go to prison if they did so.
The company is preparing to enter the European and American markets, spending tens of millions of dollars in market research fees, and if this contract falls into the hands of competitors, the consequences are unimaginable.
"Ye Qiu, you don't want to be honest yet!"
Song Yong was stunned for a moment, and then rubbed his hands excitedly, looking like he wanted you to look good.
"What if I can prove that this is my own translation?"
Seeing that the two beauties were worried about themselves, Ye Qiu also couldn't bear it.
"Huh? Until now, you still have a hard mouth, if you translate it yourself, paralyzed, Lao Tzu learned to bark on the spot! If not, hehe, Lao Tzu will let you sit in prison! ”
Song Yong said intimidatingly without believing in evil.
This kind of confidential contract was leaked, and Bai Jie and Chen Sisi of the same department also had to be implicated.
When the time comes, hehe, he feels that the little Sisi on the other side is quite smart......
"Good!" Ye Qiu simply responded.
"Okay?"
Bai Jie and Chen Sisi's hearts and livers are stuck in their throats, this is too crazy, right?
"Ye Qiu, don't be impulsive, there is still room for salvation in this matter." Bai Jie is dying.
This is obviously the trick that the two of them gave Ye Qiu!
Call you stupid, you really drill into it.
Danish is a small language, and there are not many people in China, and now she is more inclined to Tang Xiaohui's statement, Ye Qiu asked for a translator outside.
"Brother Ye, is this going to ...... Let's deal with it privately, shall we? ”
Chen Sisi said angrily, people had to bow their heads under the eaves.
At this moment, Ye Qiu suddenly opened his mouth in Danish, "Andersen once said that as long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you are born on a chicken farm, but you two rotten toads, don't fantasize about eating swan meat!" ”
Listening to Ye Qiu's standard Copenhagen Danish, the four people present were stunned.
Although everyone's translation level is not as professional as Tang Xiaohui, the supervisor of the marketing department has to take three foreign languages all night in the assessment.
They couldn't understand what Ye Qiu was saying, but they hadn't eaten pork and never seen a pig run!
Seeing Ye Qiu say something like that, Chen Sisi couldn't help but jump up and cheer, "Brother Ye, so handsome!" ”
"Ye Qiu, do you really know Danish?"
Bai Jie looked at Ye Qiu in confusion.
Ye Qiu rolled his eyes helplessly, he was still suspicious of me?
Tang Xiaohui saw that the attention of the two beauties was all on Ye Qiu, a stinky boy, and also shot back in Danish, "It's just a little courier, you really think that you can clear your name with a few simple conversations!" ”
Ye Qiu continued to say in Danish, "If you want to add sin, there is no excuse. ”
"Huh?"
Tang Xiaohui was stunned.
Ye Qiu was able to say idioms in Danish, it seemed that this kid really had two brushes, and immediately resumed normal conversation, "Xiao Ye Xing, your talent for learning foreign languages is good, why don't you take the time to learn foreign languages from me, and ensure that you have a good future in the future." ”
Putting aside a fluttering sentence, it can be regarded as regaining face, Tang Xiaohui turned around and planned to leave.
Hold the grass, and dare to take the leadership shelf in front of Lao Tzu and pretend to be forced?
"Just that little caterpillar in your crotch, dare you say that Lao Tzu is small?" Ye Qiu crossed Erlang's legs and said leisurely.
In a word, Tang Xiaohui's face turned blue with anger.
Bai Jieqiao's face was slightly hot, she naturally knew what Ye Qiu meant by the caterpillar, and when she saw Tang Xiaohui's overreaction, she suddenly had a big brain, and she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
And Chen Sisi looked ignorant.
"Ye Qiu, don't you know a little Danish? It's like two hundred and five, our minister has brought you up again and again, and you are grateful, and you dare to speak out. ”
Song Yong, the dog-legged, jumped out and shouted.
"Carry me?" Ye Qiu said with a smile, "Or I'll carry you today, let's talk about it, how many Chinese languages do you know?" ”
"I barely know English, French, Italian, German, or Spanish." Song Yong said with a stiff neck.
He naturally said a lot, in fact, Song Yong could only speak three foreign languages.
Ye Qiu immediately said in Italian, "Xiao Song, then I'll bother to see how you learn Italian!" Where did you go to college, and do you know how to knead Italian pasta? ”
"I... I... I..."
Song Yong suddenly became a stutterer, Nima coin, you must know that don't pretend to be forced just now, Italian is exactly the kind he is not very proficient in.
He could only bite the bullet and Ye Qiu!
Italian, it just so happens that Bai Jie and Chen Sisi are both proficient, and they are relatively proficient in it, listening to Ye Qiu and Song Yong facing each other, their small mouths have long become O-shaped.