Volume 2 "The Struggle Between Humans and Animals" Chapter 13 [Stuttering and Pretending to Be Dead to Cheat"
I saw Lao Niu, slowly turned around, and suddenly saw Zhang stammering, he was sitting on the ground, his mouth was full of blood and pain!
When the old cow saw him, he suddenly prick up his ears vigilantly! His eyes are full of fire and rage!
The old cow was in a rage and thought, "You just hit me on a dog day, right?" I really hit - it hurts! ”
"It seems that if I don't give you some experience, you don't know my fiery temper!"
Come to think of this! "Moo-" he shouted, spreading his hooves and stammering......
Although Zhang stammered in pain, his eyes were always watching Lao Niu's every move! Seeing that the old cow finished cleaning up his son, he ran at himself again! Knowing that something big is not good, it is impossible to escape......
But:
Stuttering is not stupid, in a hurry, he screams and falls to the ground on his back, holds his breath and pretends to be dead!
The old cow ran to the stammer, arched him a few times with the horns, and the stammered just turned over a few times! There are no other signs of life......
The old cow tilted his head and looked at it and thought about it, and finally thought: "Tut-tut...... Stammered, I was really scared to death! ”
Just look up and "moo, moo——! 'Call!
That means to say, "Who would dare to disobey?" Come here! ”
Then he paced square steps and came to Miss Hua Rong, looked at the overwhelmed little Hua Rong, and crawled down!
"Moo~~Moo~~" called softly, which meant to say: "Girl, come up, I'll carry you home!" ”
Miss Hua Rong was smart, so she hurriedly stood up and rode on the back of the ox.
Niu stood up and said to Huarong's cousin: "Moo, moo——! A few screams, which means "You still don't run?" Stupid!! ”
When Hua Rong's cousin saw it, he understood, hurriedly greeted the other three girls, and hurriedly followed Lao Niu and left. The people made way for the old cow, and watched Hua Rong and the old cow slowly walk away......
Seeing this, the old man also hurried over.
As soon as the old cow left, the eight King Kongs and the four were not, slowly got up, lifted the son, supported each other, swayed, limped to the Taishou Mansion and retreated. The crowd began to whisper again:
This cow is really strong - the son flies up and down. ---
The girl wanted to show her in front of her - the old cow went to the sky. ---
The law does not blame the public, the eight King Kongs and the four are not without the leisure to talk back to everyone, and they limped out of the crowd with their sons in embarrassment......
The people also counted and ridiculed those who were abandoned on the ground:
Bai Weigongzi was injured - he stammered in pain and called his mother! ---
I stammered and wanted to make a meritorious contribution - Childe was injured and didn't make it! ---
If you don't fight the cow, you won't be shocked - the son won't take your favor! ---
...... "That's!" ”
...... "Phew! ”
It is said that after this son was carried back, he did not come out for a few days, and no one knew whether he was alive or dead.
(6th day of March:)
On the street of Shijiazhuang, among the crowd, everyone was happy and cheering! But everyone doesn't know that there is a mysterious person who has arrived in Shijiazhuang! He's wandering the streets......
Look at the joy of everyone, really:
Full of spring breeze - ecstatic! ---
Forehead hand celebration - mouth open mess! ---
(The bearded young man was the first to speak:)
Childe doesn't go around the street,—— good-looking girls dare to dress up. ---
Then take a look around the street,—— the girls on the street are so good-looking. ---
I heard that the child's illness was aggravated,—— adults and children were happy. ---
Childe's illness is going to be cured,—— everyone can't stand it. ---
Yulan, a young woman who loves to talk nonsense and wants to get close to a man when she sees a man, is charming and affectionate, and when she speaks, she speaks in a shrill and coquettish voice:
Childe's illness is mild,—— we will be shocked. ---
Childe, he is good,—— we can't live. ---
The old cow has merit,—— and the credit is not light. ---
Childe, he doesn't come,—— we don't be in a daze. ---
There is a hot-blooded young man who can dance (break dance) in front of the happy and spicy (girls) with a radiant face, and he is talking and gesturing:
If the son doesn't go on the street,—— we dare to be arrogant. ---
Son, if he doesn't ,—— let's dare to jump on the street! ---
Childe, he is in danger,—— we dare to be shy. ---
Childe didn't get out of bed,—— Lao Niu helped. ---
The old cow has merit,—— and the boy has brought it down. ---
After that, I did a few break dancing moves: (Space Walk, Lightning Machine)...... It's ridiculous, but it shows an unfathomable level of basic skills......
The women were happy when they saw it, and they were so happy in their hearts and brows! Laughter, loud nagging!
Some people began to celebrate: drums and gongs, the drums beat lightly and cheerfully......
The female crowd immediately began to dance in a neat manner, singing lightly and rhyming harmoniously (female duet):
Childe doesn't make trouble on the street (don't make trouble) - I will dress up better (better looking!) )。 ---
Childe doesn't call the board on the street, (don't call the board) - no more touching the dark and not covering his face. (without covering his face) ---
As long as the son can't get out,—— he will no longer be scared and lose his soul. (Lost Soul)---
Son's injury and can't leave the house,—— Xingxing spoils my father and mother. (Mom & Dad)---
Unbeknownst to everyone, the mysterious figure lowered the hat and was beside the people, observing the words and expressions, and was silent......
The boom in doing business has gone bad, and the people have joined in the carnival, rejoicing and ecstatic! Full of spring breeze and stopped doing business!
Childe can't get out of bed if he's injured - we can do good business. ---
Childe's life is going to be finished - I'll accompany everyone to the carnival---
Old ladies and girls clap and dance! Ass writhing around! Some of them have a thin waist of willows and a flying poplar! Deliberately cowardly, one step and three shakes! ……
The master of breaking (breakdancing) is doing one flip and one flip after another...... Then, he walked again, which was ridiculous and convincing that his kung fu was not a day's work......
The girls watched the funny (break dancing) and chanted to the beat......
Big and small to a sick - it's better to die. ---
Childe is sick at home - happy you, me and him. ---
In the end, the men and women happily mixed together and began to hug and carnival warmly......
In the crowd, some (stinky men) took the opportunity to dip their tits and inadvertently touched their tits, but the woman was ecstatic, and the Gu man was careless about him, and the bold one turned his head and deliberately frowned at the stinky man......
The stinky men who want to get naked are still enthusiastic enough to kiss their mouths, but the women will giggle and raise their heads and faces, not letting them succeed......
Some men, seeing that there are coquettish (girls) happily, can't help but hold hands with themselves and dance away with themselves (pas de deux), and some young women unconsciously hook up with themselves! Hugging the willow waist of the woman who is constantly shaking and trembling - I am so happy! Start exaggerating! Make waves! ……
(One of the men also talked about Allegro :)
Hearing that Childe was in poor health,—— he happily spoke dumbly. ---
Childe is sick and can't drink water,—— we dare to go out and walk around. ---
Childe is sick and can't eat,—— I dare to dance to show you. ---
As long as the son is out of breath,—— why should we do whatever we want. ---
As soon as Childe died in the ground,—— let's all dance. ---
Childe is dead, and the soil is buried,—— let's walk and raise our heads. ---
As long as Childe is weak,—— happy old man is young again!! ---
(The cannon seller took out the firecrackers and set off indiscriminately!) Said :)
He was sick enough to choke ,—— life could go up. ---
After playing with Childe's life,—— we will release the whip. ---
The meat seller cut a few pieces of cooked meat and stuffed them into the mouths of several people named Hanako...... And then he said:
The old cow beats the boy - everyone can eat meat. ---
It's not a light illness - we don't sympathize. ---
Look, in that corner, Lao Zhao, who loves to play chess, just won a game, and he couldn't calm down with excitement:
As long as Childe can't go out, he can play a game of chess. ---
I heard that Childe's injury is not light,—— I can win if I am happy! ---
(However, at this time, the mysterious and important person was still quietly eavesdropping!) )
The people, the students, the builders, everyone is screaming and jumping, and the people are crazy! The people who sang and danced came up with madness......
Childe's life is in danger - happy adults and children. ---
Childe's life is on the line - it sings constantly. ---
Childe's life is broken - a large piece of happiness. ---
As long as Childe doesn't come to see it, we will dare to build a house. ----
As long as the child's eyes are closed, the child can study with peace of mind. ---
Childe told the cow to touch it - he deserved to die. ---
We can't get out of the house because we are sick – we go from poor to rich. ---
As long as we can't get out - we are relieved. ---
The people on this street are so happy, men, women and children, who are generally cheering for the New Year, you see everyone is so happy! There is an old advocacy: every year on the lunar calendar (the sixth day of the third month) is set as the [carnival] of Shijiazhuang! Everyone agrees in unison!
But you don't know? This is too guarded to be messed up a long time ago! When the Taishou couple saw that their only son was injured like this, they burst into tears......
Childe's 5 young and plump daughters-in-law were crying and sighing beside him......
Taishou faces the unconscious Aiko:
"Son! Who hurt you like this? When I find out the murderer, I will definitely arrest him! Avenge my son's hatred! "This is a terrible thing!
(1) Lao Niu's life is in danger, it's really hanging by a thread!
But everyone still didn't know that the danger was lurking, and continued to make friends on the street......
You think, can there be any better? However, in recent days, people have been happy, and cattle prices have started to rise!
(2) That mysterious big man is wandering around the streets of Shijiazhuang! is secretly recording people's nonsense and behavior......
Early this morning, the (mysterious figure) lowered his straw hat again and mingled with the chatting crowd......
Who are the mysterious people? What does he want to do?