Volume 2 "The Struggle Between Humans and Animals" Chapter 11 [Standing and Talking Without Back Pain]
Childe was beaten by a cow and was chased:
Running around the streets – sweating profusely---
Angry and ruined - fleeing in embarrassment---
Look at the more and more lively, the surrounding field: three floors inside, three floors outside, no one wants to go! Is:
The big show of people and cattle - won the circus. ---
A tendon of a bull - unforgiving! ---
The field of the old cow chasing the boy is getting bigger and bigger, but look at the lively (two-legged) with a mouth! When you see this, whoever doesn't say a few words, no one is afraid to say less! There are a lot of people, gossiping, and how to say, listen to this first, there are such leisurely and complacent people who contradict others:
The old cow is too bad - the good things of the son are going to be destroyed. ---
The old cow doesn't understand emotion - if you hug the girl, it will be shocked. ---
Kiss your mouth, don't let the old cow see it - the old cow will challenge when he sees it. ---
I want to be bad to Nizi - first see if the old cow is there---
(This teacher from Zhengding County and the countryside came here to catch up with the temple, and he was full of interest and radiant when he saw this!) )
Say, "I see:
Childe's stomach is shy again - it can pull the old cow away. ”---
(But some people can't listen to what he says, this person is none other than a well-known showman, and the two of them began to raise the bar :)
You say this, that's blowing - it can't eat the old cow and it chases after it. ---
(Mr. Teaching was not convinced at all, and glanced at the talkative Xiucai, his face was red, but he relied on his language ability and began to perform his talent: talking endlessly and talking :)
I think Childe's legs are not bad - he runs fast in the head of a bull. ---
It's not that there is no way - the cow is a living creature and does not want to kill. ---
It's not that the son doesn't dare to fight - he can't bear to beat the beast. ---
It's not that the son doesn't look back - turn around and beat the cow and throw the person away. ---
It's not that the son is afraid of the cow - he shows gentleness under forbearance. ---
It's not that you can't get rid of the cow - it's that Childe has the intention to make you laugh. ---
It's not that the ox is not far away—you look here, and he admires his face. ---
It's not that Childe can't run fast - (in this way) the opponent looks handsome. ---
If you want to compete for first place - in front of the cow, you can do it. ---
That Li Xiucai was choked by Mr. Teaching, and he couldn't speak at all! However, his companion was afraid that the two of them would quarrel, so he was busy playing a round, and this companion Zhang Xiucai saw this and hurriedly interjected:
Man and cow race and run - let us watch it to our heart's content. ---
The game is won or lost - the cow is one step away. ---
The cow chased after the son - I didn't want to lose this time. ---
In order to show himself, he looked left and right seriously, coughed twice, and began to deliberately show off, deliberately raising his voice:
Childe first also decided - people win in front of the ox. ---
The game is scored high and low - fast and slow are not separated. ---
The race is in the top of the race - it is the people who lead. ---
Childe runs in front of the ox - the race is more against the clock. ---
But his last sentence is very fucked up and really unheard! Annoying:
I don't think the old cow can catch up - the son is as fast as a rabbit. ---
After hearing this, Childe was angry and angry, and hated this stinky old nine very much! At this time, Childe saw that he was being chased by the cow and was angry! Annoyed and angry, he shouted:
If you dare to say it, you don't dare to move the cow - my son thinks you are mentally ill. ---
You fight the cow - I invite you to dinner. ---
You fight with the cows - give a lot of money. ---
Childe peeked while running in circles: he didn't dare to speak! I cursed in my heart: "Phew——! ”
Another look: not only did no one come up to the rescue, but some villains also gloated and snickered! I don't have to fight in one place, but I don't care about dealing with these ignorant people! It's important to save your life! In a hurry, we intensified our efforts:
Who fights bulls for me - not a county official; sealed; Marquis. ---
Who can make the ox not chase - my daughter-in-law; Whatever you want; Choose. ---
Fighting a cow will not let you suffer in vain - I will let my daughter-in-law; accompany you; Sleep. ---
As long as you come and catch the cow - the daughter-in-law will let you; Eat one; Milk. ---
Fight the bull and jump up - five daughters-in-law, you; As you see fit; Want! ----
When the people heard this, although they did not dare to go up, their minds changed, and they began to say that the cow was not good. However, this is even harsher!
The level of Nanjialiang Village and village chief in Lingshou County:
I don't think the old cow has a strong heart - there is; Good things want to be stained. ---
I see the old cow with a bad heart - men and women; Good things to destroy. ---
I think the old cow is not good-hearted—a good thing; Come and appear. ---
I see that the old cow is shameless - men and women; Just hold it and take care of it. ---
Mr. Zhengding County's teacher just angered his son, and he was scared! Now in order to atone for his sins in front of Childe, he began to lick his face again and cautiously shouted for Childe:
Don't look at the old cow's face - don't let the man stain it. ---
I think the old cow has a lot of energy - people have good things, it has anger. ---
I see that the old cow is not beaten-he disturbs good things and pretends to be stupid. ---
Lao Niu's vanity is too strong - whoever is powerful will compete for the king. ---
The old cow is too ambitious - deliberately looking for trouble to dominate. ---
The old cow thinks blindly all day long - thinks about the flower girl all day long. ---
Nosy hurts the son-can the girl go into the cave with you? ---
It's time to go home honestly – to pull carts and plough the fields. ---
Mr. Teaching looked at Childe and was not angry! I continued to flatter:
I don't think the old cow is stupid - it can do the work. ---
I don't think the old cow can afford to be idle - don't let the son marry his wife. ---
I don't think the old cow will die - playing tricks in front of the son. ---
The old cow doesn't want to do things - a vigorous nonsense. ---
I see the old cow pink eye - whoever has good things will work hard. ---
When I saw the old cow, I was upset—men and women were embarrassed when they hugged it. ---
I think the old cow has a lot of things to do - it doesn't allow men and women to meet. ---
I think the old cow is greedy - men and women don't get along. ---
That Li Xiucai saw that (poor teacher) was out of the limelight, and he talked endlessly, so he was angry! I thought, 'That's what you're going to say?' Li Xiucai took advantage of the panting time of poor teaching and took over the conversation......
I think the old cow has a black heart - if you have a good thing, you won't get it. ---
I don't think the old cow learns well—don't let others find the girl. ---
I don't think the old cow has a strong heart - jealousy wants to hurt the son. ---
I see the old cow fuck it - it makes trouble when it sees good things---
The debate between Mr. Teaching and Xiucai, although it is said (pleading to the childe), but it makes people listen to it and twist it apart. But (Mr. Teaching) didn't notice it, wiped his sweat, and began to give his son courage and ideas again! Lian Chong Gongzi bowed his head and smiled! But it seems to be smiling but not smiling, and the skin is not smiling! Listen to this, and take the gun with the stick:
I think Childe is soft-handed—he should slap the old cow in the face. ---
Childe is not invincible - Childe does not want to hurt the life of the cow. ---
I see that Childe cares about his face - he doesn't quarrel with the beasts. ---
Mr. Teach's great efforts to please everyone made everyone smile bitterly, but they couldn't help but admire his talented eloquence......
At this time, Childe can't just listen to cool words, nor can he just listen to flattery. The cow is still chasing, there is no way, I can only whisper - ask for help:
Whoever wants to save me at this time - I will make you a 10,000-dollar household. ---
Who's going to lead the cow - give you a big silver dollar. ---
Whoever takes the cow away - let you have everything in your house. ---
Kick the bull with your foot - give you a few thousand. ---
Whoever slaps the cow - tells the daughter-in-law to drill into the bed with you! ---
You have to beat the ox with your feet (Zhou) - my daughter-in-law sleeps on the kang with you---
When everyone heard the conditions given by the son, they were overjoyed! Everyone knows that the daughters-in-law of the son are all like flowers, young and beautiful! The saliva that spits out is like jade liquid! All of them are plump and passionate, smiling faces, who sees who hurts ••••••)
Thinking of this, they were full of emotion, thunderous applause, and eager to try! Some began to stretch their arms and legs, and move their muscles and bones! Some began to roll up their sleeves and tighten their belts! The head "fluttered" and raised his head and chest, wanting to get off the field......
But after a commotion, they were all suspicious, wanting to be in the limelight, but they were unwilling to take too many risks, and the fierce Eight King Kongs were all defeated, and the injuries were miserable and bloody.
What to do? The only way to give Childe an idea first is to please Childe......
(This Gaocheng kung fu practitioner, usually and showy, young man is anxious to get ready and eager to try!) Jumping high, talking and gesturing...... )
Childe should use Shaolin boxing - give Niu a few punches when he turns around. ---
Childe should go to learn Wudang - there is a law to block the big bull when it comes. ---
If Childe knows how to practice martial arts, the cow sees Childe like a tiger. ---
If the son is strong in martial arts - the cow sees the son like a wolf. ---
Shaolin wants to ask for a son - a cow sees a son like a leopard. ---
Childe learns to trace boxing - Niu sees Childe and does not dare to drill. ---
If you know martial arts, it is useful - Niu sees that the son is not arrogant. ---
Childe should practice martial arts - Niu dares to come again, and he will be punished. ---
His senior brother is dressed as a martial artist, and his appearance is dignified and radiant! He couldn't hold it back, so he made a few martial arts postures in the crowd, which made people look like him at a glance! But he was not in a hurry to make a move, but publicized the necessity of practicing martial arts, and the voice was like a bell:
To learn martial arts, you should go to Wudang Mountain - turn around and slap the cow. ---
You should go to Shaolin to learn art - come back and not be angry with the old cow. ---
Childe should practice martial arts - Niu Zhun pretended to be deaf and dumb. ---
It's just that you can wrestle - the old cow will run away when he sees you! ---
Now, the Eight King Kongs and the Four are not lying on the ground, but only dare to peek and watch. None of them remembered, and some of them pretended to be dead......
Childe is running and listening; The person next to him is messing with ideas. The more Childe listened, the more angry he became! began to raise the bar with them, and began to shout angrily:
It's not that Childe I'm running slowly—this bullshit is really fucking up. ---
It's not a child, I can't run - I don't accept you to run a few laps. ---
It's a race against the clock – there's too little time to give. ---
The angry son sent out a resentful revenge:
Don't be unconvinced—Childe, I've worked hard. ---
If you don't accept me, I'll give you an idea. ---
If you don't accept you, you will run away - scared your little to death! ---
Everyone is not as knowledgeable as the child! Still pleasant and amiable! Give Childe an idea again! Everything is for the good of the son, everything is for the son to no longer suffer, this method is exhausted! Here comes the master again (Quyang's), you go on listening:
If Childe rides a horse, he can't do it. ---
If Childe rides a donkey, he is not afraid of the old cow and it will chase after him. ---
If Childe rides a tiger - he is not afraid of the old cow walking behind. ---
If the son rides an eagle, the old cow can't reach it no matter how fast. ---
This Quyang came to the temple to lead his son, only 10 years old, this child is smart and clever at a glance, tiger head, people like it, the child saw his father finished speaking, he felt that it was not perfect enough, so he added two sentences with children's voice! The lively and naughty children's voice really played the finishing touch:
Childe rides a leopard - it can scare the old cow into peeing. ---
Even if you ride a dog, the cow will not dare to go forward. ---
Everyone looks at it, this father and son have a Quyang accent, but I don't know which village? looked at each other, but had to admit: Quyang father and son are masters of good ideas!
…… The men and the cattle all ran and sweated profusely......
Someone has a kind heart, and when he sees it, he exclaims! "Yikes!" All worried, whispered personal opinions:
Childe doesn't study well - it's hard to save a small life. ---
I can't stand it - the horns are about to hit the ass. ---
Now the situation is:
Man and cow run - big performance--- behind the crowd - invisible---
Some stepped on their feet—some raised their hands--- no one wanted to go anyway. ---
This person has a problem: when he sees his fellow kind in trouble, he doesn't want to save it! It's schadenfreude and gibberish! Say anything. People have been thinking: have a mouth, don't say nothing......
The teacher who was not beaten, his mouth could not be idle at all, he took a few breaths, wiped his sweat, and in order to show himself, he began to point fingers and talk endlessly:
If you want to win the race – you have to work hard when you run. ---
The outcome has been decided—Childe wants to win. ---
Coming to the end - don't close your eyes, childe. ---
If you want to race for the first place - you have to run a smoke. ---
If you want to get the first place, every second counts---
"Oops!"
"It's going to be bad!"
The old cow wants to overshoot the child-the childe is about to move. ---
This teacher can't do it either! I was so frightened that I couldn't speak,、......
…… Cattle chase - people run violently......
Childe was going to be unbearable when he saw it, and finally begged everyone. Putting his heart in his heart and telling the truth, he was really anxious, and the son was about to cry when he was afraid......
Seeing that I'm engaging in a subject, it doesn't count - the old cow is jealous and fucked up. ---
Don't let Lao Niu see you if you are in love-Lao Niu doesn't count if he knows. ---
(In a hurry, Childe said the tempting conditions) ......
Whoever is going to send the oxen to the western heaven - the least; Let you; Manage a county---
Whoever wants to kill the ox now—get me; Daughter-in-law; I'm pretending to be blind---
You come to fight the bull and be strong in martial arts - I admit it; Your mother; Be a godmother---
You're here to fight bulls, and it's good to do martial arts—me; Daughter-in-law; Find ---
You have to get the cow away—daughter-in-law; As you see fit; You hold hands---
You're going to hold the cow violently—mine; Daughter-in-law; Feel free to soak ---
Who broke the corbel - me; Daughter-in-law; Feel free to kiss ---
You are not afraid of getting tired when you come to fight cattle - 5; Daughter-in-law; Sleep casually---
……
You let the old cow no longer be frightened - touch me; Daughter-in-law; I'm pretending to be deaf---
Don't say I'm shameless – I'm dead; Daughter-in-law; and he was blind---
As long as the cow can be beaten away—daughter-in-law; At night; Let you find ---
You mix the ox's feet with a stick—mine; Daughter-in-law; Feel free to touch ---
Now you come to accompany the cow to practice - my daughter-in-law; accompany you; Cross the Great Divide! ---
As long as you come to beat the ox leg - my daughter-in-law; Let you; Eat; Milk; Water ---
Just break the leg of the cow - my daughter-in-law; Just and; You; Kiss; Mouth! ---
They all came to the temple, you, me, and him—son, me; life-saving; Please, everyone! ---
can't give up the child can't trap the wolf - can't give up the daughter-in-law; I'm going to get seriously hurt! ---
Thou shalt get the cow and it - the daughter-in-law will give it to thee; Lick; Fart; Share! ---
The slap wants to slap the cow's face - daughter-in-law; At night; Stay overnight! ---
As long as you save me from danger - my daughter-in-law; I'm here to see you! ---
As long as he fights with the cow in one place - my daughter-in-law; Make your stay at night! ---
Grab the soil and raise the eyes of the cow - my daughter-in-law; Let you; Disorderly; Kiss; Face! ---
You can tell the cow to stop—my daughter-in-law; and you; Kiss; Piece; Enough! ---
There was a county official who wanted to save his son, and he was eager to make meritorious contributions, so he shouted loudly: "Listen, everyone, the conditions given now are not low." Is it up, or is it not? It's up to you. Let's take a stand, there will be brave men under the heavy reward, you don't want to go, but someone is on it...... If you really want to make a meritorious contribution and get ahead, don't hesitate to make a decision quickly......"
"Hey——!" You hesitate! Missed out on a great opportunity! Look at other people's stuttering, although they don't talk much, but their brains react faster than you! Look at the people, they have not hesitated to rush out......
Can't! You're a step late, and you can only watch.