Volume 3 "Animal Beauty and Yang Guang" Chapter 1 [Immortal Grass - Lady Flower]

Author: I small

It is said that after the general of the Sui Dynasty (Yuwen Chengdu) stormed Taihang Mountain and was suppressed by the Tai Chi magic of the divine doctor, although he was not convinced, he had no choice but to lead the soldiers back to Beijing with a red face and a thick neck......

But! Yuwen Chengdu's return will bring great trouble to the little lady Hua Rong!

Among the more than 100 soldiers he led, there was one surnamed Liu, called Liu Badshui, the third brother in the ranks, his leg was a little lame, and he was also called (Liu Guisan), this Liu Badshui, Liu Guisan, although he had fought with Yuwen Chengdu for many years, he had been bought by the emperor.

It is the henchman of the emperor Yang Guang, he is secretly monitoring every move in Chengdu, this time he came out with Yuwen Chengdu, and the emperor specially arranged and explained it, so that he could pay attention to it, collect the news of Mrs. Hua Rong secretly, and come back to tell the secret......

After Yuwen returned to Beijing, he reported back to the emperor and said:

"If you can't find Hua Rong, you may have died a long time ago...!"

Although the emperor didn't believe it, on the surface, he still saved face for Yuwen Chengdu and said:

"Yuwen Chengdu has worked hard, although he didn't find Mrs. Huarong, but he has a wish. Come and reward 10,000 taels of silver"

Yuwen thanked him and went back to the General's Mansion!

This suspicious and cunning Yang Guang secretly called Liu Bad Shui - Kidnap San!

Yang Guangchong knelt on the ground and said three ways:

"Kidnap three! Did you make any new discoveries when you went into the mountains this time? ”

Turning three: "The emperor promised the villain one thing before he dared to answer truthfully!" ”

When the emperor heard this, he came to the spirit!

"I promise! Say it quickly, what a catch! ”

"The emperor has to promise me first, you can't blame General Yuwen, he has family affection, unspeakable hidden! Don't blame the emperor, it's best to pretend not to know, it's good for the emperor! ”

Yang Guang:

"I want to come to Chengdu as my right-hand man and a pillar of the country! It's just a little mistake, as long as you don't rebel! Even if I kill a few people, I will consider it lightly..."

"Besides, he is the brother-in-law of Gongzi, that is, the brother-in-law of Mrs. Hua, and he Yuwen is secretly imploring the Taishou family! I won't bother with General Yuwen! Turning three, you can talk about it! I'll just pretend I don't know! ”

Implicit in the book:

This crutch three flamboyant tongue! has always come, very much loved by the emperor! When he and the emperor are alone, they dare to say anything! Just like a fox friend and a dog friend, he speaks casually and openly, and he is not to blame!

The emperor is also willing to listen to him laugh, talk nonsense, and be different! The emperor sometimes teases and plays with him! But the three can deal with it skillfully, which is very pleasing to Yang Guang!!

Seeing that the emperor was reasonable, Guan San pointed to his eyes with his hand and said:

"Your Majesty, look at me first, your eyes are red!"

Yang Guang pretended to take a look:

"It's red, no! It's also a little red with purple, purple and black! Three, what's going on? ”

Corner 3:

"Alas!! The emperor is weird! This is the villain who has never slept since he saw a beautiful woman, thinking about what a woman thinks! Stay up late! ”

Yang Guang:

"A woman can make you like this! It's really unproductive! ”

Corner 3:

"The emperor knows that I am not short of women. But when I saw this woman, I missed her and couldn't sleep! ”

Yang Guang:

"Alas! You've never seen a woman, you're not promising! ”

Corner 3:

"Don't blame me, it's her different, natural beauty, and national beauty! Beautiful and generous, glamorous! It really has the appearance of sinking fish and geese, and the color of shy flowers in the closed moon! This man looked at her, and he couldn't sleep for a few days! ”

Yang Guang: "It's a little interesting, this woman is really so attractive and gorgeous!" Ay...! How attractive she is, let's hear it! ”

Turn: "Yes! I'll speak! I'll speak!

This woman is real, good-looking,---

It makes me want to see her every day! －－－

This girl is long, white and beautiful,---

She leads me day and night, thinking of her! －－－

The emperor (Yang Guang) is a treacherous man, a very clever person! When I heard it, I knew that he was talking about Mrs. Hua Rong, but Yang Guang was cunning and deliberately didn't say anything! Pretending to be stupid and asking the third turn:

"This Nizi you said is so attractive, then you tell me, what will happen if the emperor and I meet this Nizi? What are the consequences? ”

When I saw the three questions, my eyes rolled, and my heart was broken!

Think:

"I'm going to turn three, I'm going to tease you today, the shameless bad jujube emperor...!"

Implicit in the book:

It's okay that the third kidnapper doesn't tease the villain Yang Guang, but this tease has led to a series of jokes and troubles for himself!

The villain emperor (Yang Guang) told some secrets of the third lady (Liu Saihua)! These secrets made the faces of the people blush, and the palace maids and the parrot on the golden hook were immediately excited and whimsical......

I made the cheeky (crutched three) blush, thick neck, and self-shame! In front of the beautiful, smiling palace maids, I can't wait to get into the seams in an orderly way...

However, there is still a way to turn the third, and through his nonsense, he also made Yang Guang pay the result of rewarding the palace maid, which caused Liu Saihua's dissatisfaction, and her actions were even more shocking...

But:

It's a shame to turn three people into a honey! Yang Guang secretly sent additional manpower in the Taishou Mansion and strengthened patrol and surveillance! laid a net, and just waited for Mrs. Huarong to return home, and then arrested her......

Let's not talk about the three abductors talking nonsense and stirring up trouble in front of the villain Yang Guang!

(Just say on the hill :)

Flower Glory, Divine Doctor, and Beasts:

Since Yuwen Chengdu was ordered to enter the mountains and fight tigers, he was suppressed by the divine doctor's (Tai Chi Shengong), and led the soldiers back to Beijing.

The divine doctor, Hua Rong, and the beasts returned to the mountain to prepare gifts......

A few days have passed in the blink of an eye......

Speaking of this day: the animals have prepared a lot of gifts, including all kinds of mountain treasures, strange gems, spices and carmine, especially one (night pearl) sent by the male eagle!

What a priceless treasure! The night is glorious and intimidating! The crowds and the beasts are overjoyed! I'm just going to return to the world tomorrow!

At this time, the divine doctor happily went to the innermost (cold cold air hole) and took out some herbs, and said to everyone excitedly:

"More than 20 years ago, my master (son) asked me to go up the mountain to find treasure! Look: this is a thousand-year-old ginseng, and this is a 10,000-year-old Ganoderma lucidum! ”

After that, he took out a strange grass and introduced it to the beasts with great interest:

"This grass is the legendary (immortal grass)! You see it's different, this nodule weighs 2 taels! And red in black, shiny in red! It's really a thousand years and 10,000 years! These three flavors of medicine are the essence of Taihang Mountain! Rare in the world! ”

"But good medicine is good medicine! But it's so hot! People eat: This anger will inevitably attack the head and the heart, and it is not a rush to attack the heart and die violently! No one dares to use it! I left them for so long, in the cold of the ice cave, just to anneal them..."

The divine doctor looked at everyone again and said happily:

"After so many years, the fire should have subsided. This was originally collected for Childe and Mrs. Hua Rong, but now that Childe is gone, this medicine is owned by Mrs. Hua Rong alone! Wait until I get it right! Please Madame! ”

If there is no sense, it will be boiled on the spot.

The little lady thought of her son, and her heart was sour! But the kind-hearted little lady was afraid of ruining everyone's fun, so she didn't cry, but sometimes she was distracted......

When the big tiger and the orangutan saw it, they hurriedly stepped forward to beat Mrs. Hua's back and tickle, and the little lady began to involuntarily stretch out her little white jade-like hands and brush their hair......

(When the beasts saw it, they were envious...... ）

Half a day later......

The divine doctor stepped forward with the medicine without righteousness: "Madam, please use it!" ”

Hua Rong took the big bowl of the divine doctor, took a sip, and said, "It's so bitter!" ”

took another sip and said with a wry smile:

"Bitter, the rest of this is for the divine doctor and all the animals!"

The divine doctor hurriedly knelt down:

"I can't use it, I've practiced the third level of Tai Chi! After taking medicine, the mind will be disturbed: the heart cannot be right, the fire cannot be cleared, and there will be death! Please Madame! ”

All the animals are prostrate on the ground: "Please continue to drink..."

Hua Rong: "I'll take another sip, and everyone will enjoy the rest!" ”

I saw Hua Rong: took another sip, "I'm enough!" The rest is shared by everyone! ”

After saying that, he poured the remaining medicinal soup into the waterhole in the cave!

It's a mess!

"Plop! Thump! ”

One by one, go straight to the waterhole! And the beasts scrambled to drink the water! Some take one sip, some take two sips, and some have a big belly......

It's ridiculous! A few of them pushed me and got into a fight!

For the sake of drinking water, you fight for me,---

For the sake of eternal life, regardless of life and death! －－－

In order to live forever,

Drinking water is endless and gone! －－－

……

I'm afraid that I'll drink less now,

You can't live for a long time! －－－

Don't blame the animals for fighting,

Who doesn't want eternal life? －－－

You see, the bear and the leopard are still fighting, and the nose and face are swollen! However, as soon as Hua Rong looked at them, they consciously buried their heads and drank water...

Hua Rong was amused: "Slow down! Don't break your belly..."

Look at everyone's drinking, one by one, with a protruding chest and a big belly and a round waist! They all want to live forever! Although I was full, I insisted on taking a few more sips...

At that time, (the big turtle) was in the water, and the building near the water got the moon first! It really wants to drink the water in one go! When the animal fights on it, it dives to the bottom of the water and only cares about drinking water, and its belly is swollen and its waist is round...

The more it drinks, the longer it lives!

When the divine doctor saw it, he hurriedly dissuaded:

"This medicine has to be spiritual and righteous to be effective! Our hosts, why not get old! She is a righteous person, her cells are not old, and her blood is not aging! Madame is a kind and blessed person in the world! Use this immortal grass! Enough to live forever! ”

When everyone heard this, they cheered in unison:

"Congratulations Madame, congratulations Madame, ......"

(Hua Rong smiles :)

"I have pity on the afflicted, but can I live forever? Don't believe it, don't believe it..."

Talking and laughing...

Suddenly!

I saw Hua Rong, sitting on the ground, Hua Rong was discolored, his uncomfortable hands pressed his heart, sweating profusely...

Suddenly:

"Ouch"! Fall to the ground!

The Divine Doctor and the Beasts See!

Hurrying and frustrated!

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