Chapter 4: Becoming a Father
Wu Li hadn't spoken yet, but 'Little Sparrow' said observantly: "Hero, you are angry and flying, and Wu Shengyun is long; Your style is unparalleled, and you are the best in the world today. My admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. ”
Hmm~~, this sycophant is so refreshing, no, it should be said that this kid's summary is indeed very accurate and in place.
"You get up," Wu Li said lightly: "I have no intention of accepting apprentices!" "How can I talk about this topic according to this kid's words, in fact, Wu Li's 'otaku in the past life, two fools in this life', was originally a second-class potential, but I didn't know it.
"Understood, understood" Xiao Que got up and patted his pants, and said with a 'flattering' face: "Your old man must feel that he doesn't know me yet, and you need to investigate me first to see if he is a talent that can be created." ”
Wu Li didn't think about what to say, but he thought about it for him: "I can be your little brother first, and serve you before and after the saddle, may I ask the hero your honorable name!" ”
Wu Li's head tilted 45 degrees to the left, slightly upward, his eyes stared at the dark clouds in the sky, as if reminiscing, and said with a deep face: "Please call me the red scarf"
'Red Scarf'? The name is a bit strange, why is it so familiar, 'Little Sparrow' muttered a little in his heart, but, whatever.
'Little Sparrow' immediately flattered: "Brother Hong, it's getting late, I don't know where your old immortal lives." Can you teach the kid a trick and a half now, and walk the rivers and lakes in the future, so as not to insult your reputation as your eldest brother! ”
Looking at this little brother who he pasted, Wu Li's heart was dark, although he was a second-class person, he was finally someone. The key is that this little brother is attracted by the shock of his personality because of his personality charm, and the air leakage of the king is too much, so it is difficult to be a registered little brother first.
In line with the principle of training the younger brother, Wu Li asked in the tone of an elder to a junior: "Little finch, are you Gui Geng?" In that market now? ”
"The younger brother is 17 years old this year, he is still studying, and he is in the third year of junior high school in Antai No. 7 Middle School" Xiaoque put his hands to his legs, bent down slightly, and replied respectfully.
"The third year of junior high school~~" Wu Li remembered his past life, and he would take the college entrance examination in a few days, and said with a serious heart: "Xiaoque, the high school entrance examination seems to be June 24th, and now it is less than a month away from the high school entrance examination, and this time should be working hard to prepare for the exam." Look, it's eleven o'clock in the evening, why are you still hanging out there? Chairman Mao said, 'The world is yours and ours, but in the final analysis, it is yours.' You young people are full of vigor and are in their prime, like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning. But you, the sun at eight or nine o'clock, wander outside at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, are you here to illuminate the darkness? ”
Wu Li said and said, and actually said a little feeling, teaching and educating people, saving lost children is to make people's hearts noble.
As a result, the teachings of the teacher in the past life and the present life came to mind. Wu Li started from the struggle between the apes and the heavens, the earth and nature, through the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, the Three Kingdoms, the two Jin and the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the five dynasties and ten kingdoms, the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, and focused on the Qin Emperor and Han Wu, the hardships of the Tang Dynasty and Song Zu's 'entrepreneurship' and the difficulty of 'keeping the business', showing that no one can succeed casually and must work hard.
Wu Li is the more he speaks, the more he speaks, the happier he feels, the more he has been depressed in the past day, and he has become more accessible in the past day, and he has a sense of achievement in teaching and educating people, convincing people with reason, and convincing people with virtue.
Time passed minute by minute, and the waist of the 'little bird' was bent lower and lower, and the people who came out of the Internet café in the back saw such a scene of earnest teachings and humble teachings!
'Little Sparrow' wanted to interject at first, but he didn't get a chance, and then he didn't have a chance. Wu Li talked from ancient times to the present, and finally concluded: "If you don't learn the deeds of your ancestors and the holy words of the ancients, you are disloyal; Abandoning one's studies and not thinking of making progress is unfilial; If you have no strengths, you are useless to the country, and you are unkind; Fox friends and dog friends, colluding with the same stream, is unjust; Knowing that you are invincible, you are reckless and strong, which is unwise; The teacher's teachings, listening to them and forgetting each other, are for unbelief. How can you, a disloyal, unfilial, unkind, unjust, unwise, and unbeliever, be worthy of the society, the people, and the party? how to be worthy of the teachers who educated you and the parents who raised you; How can I accept you with peace of mind, a little brother who has no future. ”
The spittle that Wu Li said was flying, sprinkled with joy, and he didn't know where he was going when he was talking. knelt on the ground again, holding his head in his hands, crying bitterly, and sincerely repenting: "I don't dare, I don't dare anymore, I won't skip school again, I will study hard in the future and make progress every day!" ”
After Wu Li finished speaking, he was refreshed, his thoughts were clear, if he was cultivating immortals, his state of mind would be enough to advance to the realm of 'Yuan Infant'. Seeing that 'Little Sparrow' was so teachable, Wu Li nodded, 'The child can be taught'.
After kneeling on the ground for a long time without hearing any movement, 'Little Sparrow' suddenly came back to his senses, now it's not a school class, I'm going to 'learn art' from my eldest brother! How did it come to this?
So he got up, put away his tears, and said respectfully: "What the eldest brother taught me is that under your guidance, the younger brother is now suddenly enlightened, and he will definitely change his past mistakes in the future." I don't know how the eldest brother practiced such skills, and I asked the eldest brother to give me advice. ”
Only then did Wu Li remember that it seemed that the direction of education just now was deviated, and he glanced at the thin figure of the 'Little Sparrow' and said, "Tsk, your body is really too weak!" Gotta practice well."
"How to practice? Please give me advice! I'll do it."
Just kidding, education is education, how can the 'unique cheats' be taught casually, there is still a piece of meat in ancient apprenticeship. "Okay, I'm not free today, let's do it next time" Wu Li finished speaking, no longer verbose, turned around and ran.
"Boss, how can I find you in the future," the little finch shouted at his back.
"We will meet by fate...... a voice wafted from afar.
"Why run?" 'Little Sparrow' muttered to himself.
Why run? Wu Li was also pondering this question as he ran. Because his current body usually fights, he has a lot of exercise training almost every day, and he doesn't move for a day, but he is uncomfortable. In fact, the key point is that there is no bus, and the money on me is not willing to spend for the time being.
Wu Li ran back to his 'new home' in one breath, and saw that the light outside the house was still on, although it was very dim, but there was a warm feeling in his heart. As soon as he came back, his mother knew that her son had really changed, and he rushed home so late, and she felt comforted in her heart, and she became very down-to-earth, and she slept peacefully.
When I woke up early the next morning, I found that my mother got up early to pick up waste, and secretly scolded that he was not a thing, but there was no way, and now he couldn't change it, so he found a stall to eat breakfast, and continued to run to the Internet café to program.
The Internet café is open 24 hours a day, and Wu Li saw a few familiar figures inside, and it seemed that they were playing all night. I didn't think much about it, and I started typing code crackling, and my body was getting better and better, and the speed was getting faster and faster, and the sound of the keyboard was all connected.
The buddy who was playing the game next to him heard the movement next to him, only to see Wu Li's screen densely packed with messy things, and he quickly swiped the screen. I can't help but ask, "Dude, what are you doing?" You're invincible in this fast game, join our team. ”
Single-minded, non-stop, Wu Li turned his head and smiled: "I haven't had time recently, I want to participate in a national hand speed competition, and the keyboard practice at home has broken a lot, so I don't come here." ”
"Understand" This guy didn't know where to find a piece of paper, wrote his contact information, and handed it over: "Dude, the competition is over, I have time to contact, let's team up and have fun, we must be invincible." ”
Wu Li typed with one hand with his left hand, and the speed was not slow, and he took the note with his right hand, glanced at it and put it away, "Okay, I have time to contact." And then it continued the previous rhythm.
Seeing Wu Li operating like this, he shook his head and sighed, I've seen awesome, I've never seen such awesome. I just spent half an hour at noon having lunch, smoking a cigarette by the way, and was busy until 10 o'clock in the evening, and finally finished the main program, and then the debugging process was completed.
Wu Li breathed a sigh of relief, took a puff of cigarette and relaxed, wondering what name to choose? What about boys and girls? After the cigarette is smoked, it is also decided to pay attention.
Since it is only the main program, there is no embedded voice system, and only text communication can be done first.
The screen is divided into two,On the right is his dialog box,On the left is a little Lori about three years old,Wearing a short skirt,Big eyes,How cute and cute is it,Wu Li is very satisfied with this image。
'Little girl, I'm my father' After Wu Li finished this content, little Lori appeared with an expression of biting her fingers and thinking, it was just ......
10 minutes later, a dialog box appeared next to Lori: 'Hello Dad, I'm a little girl!' It's like playing a single-player game. Why is it so slow, not so much! A row of heads, damn, this computer can't work!
If you want to be fast, then find a large server, well, it's good to move, ten minutes later, the invasion is successful, elevate power, seize the highest authority, and establish a super hidden account, now it's good, this is the temporary new home of the 'little obedient'.
Continue to ask, 'How old is the little girl?' ’
'Dad is so stupid, I was just born, of course I'm less than a year old' This answer was very fast, and Wu Li nodded with satisfaction.
"Say Daddy is stupid, beware of Daddy hitting your ass" Now there was the expression of biting his fingers and thinking again. Wu Li understands that this kind of questioning that is not 'direct' is very difficult for the program. Because it needs to look up all kinds of spankings on the Internet, such as ancient punishments, fathers beating children because they are angry, male and female couples seeing intimate behavior..., it has to be based on tone, content, identity... Compare with each other to choose the most suitable one, and then show the corresponding expression (of course, if you make a mistake, you have to help modify it in the database, and the program will 'remember' the result, and will use this reference in similar situations in the future)
Ten minutes later, the little Lori's movements changed, and when she touched her buttocks, her big eyes seemed to be filled with tears, and she had an aggrieved expression: "Bad father, you can't hit the little obedient ass." ’
This expression, this language, can literally melt people's hearts.
'You're Daddy's good daughter, why is Daddy willing to beat you?' ’
Little Lori immediately made a happy smile with a sticky expression, 'Little obedient dad is the best dad in the world'
'Small talking' for half an hour is actually teaching the program to learn anthropomorphic judgment and thinking, which is a long-term process.
Looking at the time, it was not early, Wu Li wanted to ask: "Little girl, Dad is very poor now, can you let Dad earn money quickly?" ’