Volume 2 "The Struggle Between Humans and Animals" Chapter 32: [The Real Three Abuses - Black Dog Drills Crotch]
After Yuwen was pounced on by the tiger, he used [Eighteen Rolls on the Spot], and now: The tiger chased and bitten! The bear has been squinting and holding a big slap and waiting, once Chengdu rolls to his feet, he will slap down!
But Chengdu closes its eyes, has no rules, twists and turns, and there are not too many opportunities for big bears!
The bear is very patient, and has been slapping and waiting for the opportunity, if the opportunity is not good, it will not start! It's going to look at it and fight again! I want to kill with one palm!!
But everyone was shocked into a cold sweat!
But the animals are hoping that the big bear will succeed!
"Hey~~!!"
There is going to be a chance, another chance, and when the fox sees that the opportunity is coming, he dances happily: while jumping on the back of the second tiger, his face is happy, and he says words that are not painful or itchy:
The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, but it is afraid of being high and descending! ---
If you are not afraid of the sky or the earth, you are afraid of the bad temper of the bear! ---
Don't be afraid of the ground, don't be afraid of the sky, I'm afraid of the bear turning the face back! ---
Several of the fox's children are extremely smart, and a few little foxes can also see it! When she saw her mother finish speaking, she screamed, watched the excitement, and ran and jumped. But this smart and clever little fox can't keep his mouth idle! added two more sentences to the old lady:
Our Uncle Xiong is sideways, and he slaps down and kills! ---
Don't look at Uncle Xiong's stunned head, a slap will surprise people!! ---
Don't look at Uncle Xiong's face, I'm about to dip the light!! ---
My Uncle Xiong is not stupid, he is willing to fight when he sees it! ---
Crunch time! More than 100 soldiers and generals were terrified!! There was a general on horseback, with a big sword in one hand and a fist in the other, a general with a face full of flesh and a beard, screaming in fright—eager, majestic, loud:
If the general's big thing is not good, hurry up and run back! ---
Hurry up and protect your head with your hands, you can't eat the slap! ---
Zhao Liu, a small soldier and relative of Chengdu, is now standing at the front of the line sweating profusely! Now he was about to cry urgently, and his voice was grief-stricken, and he stammered as he ate dumbly:
The man is lying down, the bear is standing, and the bear is watching from a high position!! ---
The master hurry up and run back, and it will be difficult to save his life if he slaps down!! ---
Seeing that it is almost too late, I will be slapped by a dog and a bear! ---
The slap weighs a thousand pounds, and the bones and tendons are broken! ---
Now, some of the soldiers turned their heads and didn't dare to look at it! Some of them closed their eyes and couldn't bear to look at them! Uncomfortable, desperate! The brave soldiers clung to their last hope and shouted in unison:
Don't rush forward, the general is slapping fiercely! ---
If you don't listen to everyone's words, you can't see that the general can't live!! ---
Everyone wiped their tears......
I saw Chengdu, I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it at all! The meandering stream turned and rolled towards the bear......
The big black bear looks at it, and the opportunity is just right! Rare opportunity, impartial!
I saw the big bear:
Kick your legs to the ground and jump high! The body rises in the air! In mid-air: The big bear of more than 390 pounds slapped the big slap with all his strength!
There are thousands of pounds of power!!
It's terrible now, and it's a good shot! An earth-shattering sound:
"Smack!! ——”
The dust is flying......
More than 100 frightened soldiers and generals all closed their eyes!! I thought to myself, "This is the end!" It's over, it's over! … Chengdu is finished!! The first generation of fame is over..."Everyone didn't open their eyes, and they couldn't bear to look at it! The consequences are unimaginable! Is! Alas!! Finished.
I know that Chengdu is finished, but I can't bear to look at it with fear! ---
The life of the Chengdu general is over, and the battle is good and the life is back to heaven!! ---
The soldiers were choking and crying in low voices......
This sound is really earth-shattering! The earth shook and shook three times! After the ring! A moment passed, and another moment passed......
Everyone opened their eyes slowly, slowly! Keep your eyes fixed and look again.
I saw Chengdu: lying flat, face up, eyes closed, not knowing whether to live or die!
Look at the big bear again: holding the slap to his chest, rolling on the ground, and screaming: "Roar... Oh..."It's like a slap rotten and painful!"
Beastmaster: I don't know why, my eyes widened and I watched the situation in a daze!
Another moment passed......
But see Yuwen: The waist bent over, didn't use his hands, and his body got up a little, a little bit! Face up, little by little, little up! (Like a break dancing master)... It's getting up slowly!
Unscathed! It's just that I'm tired and weak, and I can't stand up! Dangling ......
Animals and people alike are thinking, "What's going on?? What's going on?? ”
Implicit in the book:
Yuwen knew that the bear was there waiting to beat him! It's just pretending to be stupid! Chengdu secretly saw a big rock! As it rolled, it secretly took the stone away, and waited for the bear to come down with a palm and let it slap it.
Because the eighteen rolls on the spot are very fast! So animals and people don't see clearly! Didn't you see Yuwen at that moment? Picked up a rock?
The big bear slapped on the stone, and I really wanted to slap it to my death, so I tried my best!
Thrilling:
"Smack!! ~~”
The stone is broken, the bear's paw is rotten! Only this time, the big bear was in pain, roaring and rolling on the ground, screaming and screaming...
Back to the scene:
Yuwen swayed and stood unsteadily! No expression, like a fool! I have weak energy, I can't open my eyes, and I look very tired and embarrassed......
The tiger was angry at first sight:
"Stupid big man, you beat my brother and deceived my iron buddy! Still pretending to be stupid!! Pretend it's fine! Watch me Tiger in the back to give you a dick! ”
It's not glorious to pounce on the back, but now, the situation is urgent! I can't take care of that much! You can't win without a sudden blitz.
I saw the Beastmaster:
Didn't roar, just lowered his body, silently, but the speed was lightning! In the back, he slammed into Yuwen Chengdu!!
But Yuwen, like a nerd, stupid, doesn't know that danger is lurking and disaster is coming! didn't move, didn't react, and still stood unsteadily......
The soldier doesn't look good! It's too late to shout! It's just: "Yikes...!" "Boom! Close your eyes again! But immediately they all opened up again! I want to see it、This sudden situation!
It's pounced! But see: Chengdu turned around, and suddenly went up and hugged the tiger, with the tiger's chin on his head! Wrap your hands around the tiger! It's too late, it's too soon! I saw the man and the tiger hugging each other, falling to the ground, and rolling up, and rolling faster and faster......
Everyone and the animals were stunned! What's going on?? No one has ever encountered, seen, or heard of such a situation! Who has the upper hand? Who has the upper hand? I can't see it for a while......
The human tiger kept rolling in his arms......
It's true: when the tiger hugs, everyone is shocked! ---
The soldier began to talk and gossip:
Look inside, look inside, I don't know who is suffering? ---
The general and the tiger, I don't know who is suffering? ---
The more you roll, the more tired you get, I don't know who suffers more? ---
When the animals saw it, they were all startled and at a loss! But I saw the fox jumping high and high on the back of the two tigers! And heckled and shouted:
(Fox): Who's getting naked?? ---
(The animal is hoarse :) the skin is rough and the flesh is thick, and the tiger is bare! ---
(Fox): Rolling around, who's getting hurt?? ---
(Everyone picks up): The person with fine skin and tender meat is injured! ---
(Fox): More hard-working, hard-working, who is the straw bag? ---
(Animal): than hard-working, hard-working, see who becomes the gas bag in the end! ---
(Fox): The competition is bigger, than the endurance, whoever wins will stand up! ---
(Animal pick-up): People and tigers are rolling, they don't bark, and they know how hard they are secretly exerting themselves! ---
Look, the human tiger is rolling, and the human tiger is more ruthless than whom? ---
Anyway, this Yuwen Chengdu has no clothes! The body is bruised and purple! Bloodstained, but kept rolling with a tiger......
I saw everyone, and my palms were sweating!
Suddenly:
Chengdu was bored, and as soon as the hand was loosened, the tiger stood up! Roar! Bite with your head down!
Chengdu was lying on his back, his legs kicked the ground violently, and he made a hand [black dog drill crotch]
"Rub...!"
Got under the belly of the Beastmaster! Dodged the fatal blow!!
Right now:
The tiger screamed fiercely and retreated and bitten, Chengdu retreated and hidden! Hiding under the crotch of the tiger and not being able to get out......
As soon as the animals saw it, the tiger had the upper hand, and they screamed happily, you listen, even the usually honest and weak old goat is also [sheep fake tiger might], and began (the old goat) sarcastic sarcasm of Yuwen Chengdu:
Yuwen Chengdu is a straw bag, hiding like a cat under the crotch of the tiger! ---
Brother Tiger hurry up and bite him, more than 200 catties can be full!! ---
It's really a full man, I don't know how hungry a man is! Chengdu is guilty! But the animals rejoiced! You see: the honest bison also saw it, shook his hair, took a few steps forward, squinted his eyes, looked at Yuwen, and said angrily:
Chengdu, you have to come out quickly, the Tiger King is waiting to arrest you!! ---
It's really embarrassing to show up again, and it's a shame to hide under the crotch of the tiger! ---
When all the beasts saw this, they all cheered on the tiger: "Bite him, bite him!" ”
Appear:
Yuwen retreated and retreated under the crotch of the beast king, and the tiger nodded once, nodded once, and bit Chengdu, but he couldn't reach it! People retreat with the tiger and retreat all at once, and the beast king and all the animals are angry!
The military advisor (fox) thought about it:
"It doesn't work like this all the time! get ideas; You have to let Chengdu come out, even if you come out with one hand or one foot! As long as the beastmaster bites a hand or a kick, he can tear people out! That's when things get better! ”
This cunning red fox: the cunning eyes blinked to his heart: "My fox wants to be so ......, so and so"
Immediately told Erhu to take a few steps forward, and the cunning fox stood on Erhu's back, and then, pursed his lips and sneered, he suddenly pointed at Yuwen Chengdu with his paws, and began to count Yuwen in a contemptuous and mocking tone! This is really sarcastic and sarcastic:
Shame, shame, shame, shame, hide under the tiger's crotch to avoid risks! ---
It is said that Chengdu's martial arts are hard, and the Tibetan tiger's crotch goes down to save his life! ---
It is said that Chengdu is strong in martial arts, and now the tiger is hidden under the crotch!! ---
When the animals heard this, the fox said, "It's so ruthless! Well said! ”
Everyone was shocked when they heard this: "Not good! The fox didn't have a good heart! ”
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