1927 Gone mad
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Chen Yang smiled in his heart, he naturally knew in his heart that the Fionai in front of him was pretended by Buica, so this time he wanted to have a good time!
"Then you should watch my demonstration first!"
Chen Yang moved his body slightly, and then began to twist his body, in fact, Chen Yang didn't know how to dance at all, but as long as he remembered one thing, it was to be sassy!
After that, Chen Yang began to twist his body like a water snake, scratching his head and making a gesture, his expression could be described as "charming and moving", and Xiao Xun in front of him was also stunned when he saw it.
W-what the hell!?
Buica was even more confused!
What the hell is this!?
Why does it look like you want to hit someone so much!?
After jumping for a while, Chen Yang stopped the movement of his hand, and then looked at Buika and said, "Okay, it's your turn!" I'm done! ”
"This. This ......" Buika was also helpless for a while.
I'm here to assassinate you!
I'm not here to learn how to dance with you!
And this kind of dancing?
jumped and wanted to hit someone!
"You're not going to play me like that again, are you? This is the dance you danced by yourself a few days ago, if you don't dance today, I'll let the ground go and bite you now! Chen Yang said with an unhappy face, as soon as the words fell, he walked with his teeth bared. Seeing the hideous face on the ground, Buika was also very helpless.
Jump, jump......
After all, there is no choice now, and Chen Yang doesn't seem to be joking.
Then he followed the movements that Chen Yang made, and began to twist his body, and when it was over, Buika had not yet spoken, Chen Yang frowned and said, "No, what kind of thing is this jumping!" The butt is twisted enough, the appearance is not sassy enough, come again! ”
What the am I ......
Okay, okay, can't be provoked, can't be provoked, jump again and jump again......
Bujka began to writhe again.
After the jump, Chen Yang shook his head and frowned again: "No, no, no." Tell you what you didn't do well! Why is it exactly the same this time, come again and again! ”
What the am I ......
Buica clenched his fists.
"Huh!?"
Chen Yang snorted softly, and Di Xiang and Xiao Xun had already taken a stance.
Buika had to quickly stabilize his mood, with a smile on his face: "Okay, good, jump again, jump again!" ”
Naturally, there were many people passing by, and after seeing the situation, they gathered one after another, and saw that Fio, who had been transformed by Buica, was making all kinds of commotion, and for a while his face was extremely strange.
The situation became even more embarrassing, at the beginning, Chen Yang only had Di Xiang and Xiao Xun around him, if he fought together, he might be able to kill Chen Yang, but now that so many people from the Camille clan have gathered, if they want to kill Chen Yang, it will be even more impossible.
Buika was also very helpless in her heart.
"No, no, why are you so stupid? Didn't I tell you everything? The butt is twisted enough, jump again, the expression must be in place, and you can be as sassy as you can! ”
No way! I'm shameless!?
Although Buika is not what he is now, he is a real strong man, and he is also a dignified person, and now he is making such a shameful play in public, which is naturally very embarrassing!
"Chen, Brother Chen, I think it's almost enough, right? After all, there are so many people watching, so you can save some face for me! Buica said hurriedly.
"What are you kidding? I've been waiting a long time for this. Let me tell you, if you don't dance this dance today, I won't let you go!" Chen Yang looked unhappy: "I am also a temperamental person, if you don't jump today, I will definitely not let you go!" ”
Buicarden looked embarrassed.
OK, OK, OK. If you don't want your face, you can jump......
Buika had no choice at all, but continued to scratch his head in front of everyone, and everyone's faces became more strange, holding hands one by one, and they all had the urge to hit people in their hearts.
Buika felt that if he continued like this, he would definitely be beaten to death by the people of the Camille clan, so in desperation, he had to stop what he was doing, and then looked at Chen Yang with a pleading face: "Brother Chen, I really don't want to jump, you just let me go this time!" ”
Chen Yang hasn't had enough fun, it's too cheap to clean up this guy now, and he smiled slightly and said, "Okay, don't continue dancing." But we're not done yet! ”
"Okay, okay, as long as you don't let me dance, you can let me do whatever I want next!" Bujka said hurriedly.
"Alright, come with me!"
Buica felt that dancing was already a terrifying thing, let alone dancing in front of so many people. To be honest, it was indeed a very torturous thing when he had never done such a thing, but what he didn't expect was that there would be more torture to come!
When he came to the side of the royal frigate, Chen Yang pulled it casually, and he conjured up a table and chair.
Buika frowned, not knowing what Chen Yang was going to do, but there was a faint feeling of unease!
"Sit down first!" Chen Yang said softly.
"Good, good ......"
Buika sat down with a dry smile, and then Chen Yang turned into a pen and paper in his hand and placed it in front of Buika.
Buika couldn't help but be stunned, took the pen and paper and looked at it, there was nothing on the paper, the pen was just an ordinary brush, and looked at Chen Yang with a stunned face: "Brother Chen." What is this going to do? ”
"It's not over yet, since you don't want to dance, it's very simple, I'll ask a few questions, you write down the answers to these questions, as long as all of them are correct, I won't care about this matter!"
"It's as simple as that?" Buika was overjoyed: "Then Brother Chen, let's talk about what the problem is!" ”
Answering questions is not a piece of cake!
At least it's much easier than dancing!
Buica was confident.
"Okay, please listen to the first question, suppose I have 1,265 stones in my hand now, and I have drawn 722 runes on each stone, how many runes have I drawn in total?"
Buika frowned: "Little Brother Chen, how can so many runes be drawn on this stone?" ”
"Less nonsense, just write the answer on paper!" Chen Yang grinned: "There are only three questions in total, and this is the first question!" ”
"Good. I got ......."
In fact, this question is very simple, for any junior high school student in the Great Heavenly Empire, for high school students, it is actually a slightly complicated multiplication, as long as you understand the way, it won't take a few minutes to solve it, however, the mathematical ability of the world of cultivating immortals is average, not to mention that there is no multiplication formula, this problem is enough for Buika to have a headache for a while.
Of course, it's very simple to unravel it, the stupidest way is to add it up one by one, Buica calculated it like this, and it took three days to calculate the total, and when Buika wrote the answer on the paper, there was a sense of relief on his face: "Chen, Brother Chen, this is the answer you want!" ”
Chen Yang took the paper and looked at it, and nodded: "Congratulations, you have answered the first question correctly, and there are two more questions to follow." Hold on a little longer and you're good to go! ”
"I, I see!" Buica looked nervous.
"Listen to the second question, A and B are thirty-six miles apart and are traveling in the opposite direction, and if A goes two hours before B, then they meet two and a half hours after B's departure; If B travels two hours before A, then he meets three hours after A's departure and asks, "How many thousand miles have A and B traveled at each hour?" ”
Buika looked ????
"Brother Chen. What, what is this!? Buica looked confused: "Why are these two guys going like this!?" Isn't it good to walk together? Or one walks, and the other doesn't go, so why do you have to divide the time to go!? ”
"You don't have to worry about that, you just have to answer my questions. How many miles did they walk every hour!? ”
"I can tell you, if you can't solve it today, I will never let you go!"
Buika smiled wryly: "Then Brother Chen told me the topic again, I didn't understand it at all just now!" ”
"Okay, the question, you can listen to it a few times, as long as you can solve it!"
Chen Yang smiled and felt the fear of being dominated by exams back then!
And that's just a junior high school problem! Then there's the high school application questions!
Absolutely break your mind beyond measure!
And if you can't solve it, you have to die!
If I don't play with you, you won't even want to leave!
……
In a blink of an eye, half a month has passed.
Shelga frowned: "It's been so long, what the hell is that guy Buica going to do?" Why is there no news at all? ”
"The hosts. Has Buica been killed by Chen Yang? Moxie on the side couldn't help but ask.
"Probably not, I still have a connection with Buika, so he's definitely not dead!"
Kanu frowned and said, "Then it's possible that this guy has been caught!" ”
"I think it's also very likely, but if you get caught. How could the Kamil people let him go? Serga couldn't help but shake his head: "But I don't think there should be any hope for this matter, although I don't know what happened to that guy, but we shouldn't have to hope anymore, let's think of other ways!" Now those guys are still chasing us, still being kept in the dark by Chen Yang's guy, I have to find a way to solve the current situation first, I can't let these guys continue to chase, otherwise I won't be able to do anything! ”
But what can we do?
Moxie and Kanu had bitter faces.
……
Next to the royal frigate.
Buika was curled up on the ground, with a frightened look on his face, and he had already taken on his original form, turning into his original form.
"What's going on!?"
"I think this guy seems to be Buika, right!? How did it become like this? ”
"I heard that I've gone mad!"
"Gone mad!? What's going on? ”
"I don't know the specifics, I seem to have heard that Brother Chen made him look like this!"
"Huh!? So what did Brother Chen do? actually let this guy go straight to the fire? I think this guy was a tricky character! ”
"I don't know, anyway, I think Brother Chen is really terrifying, even this guy has been made mad by Brother Chen, let's not provoke Brother Chen!"
Back then, Buica was also a king, until he met Chen Yang......
At this moment, Chen Yang walked out of the crowd with his hands in his hands, and walked in front of Buika, grinning: "Did you solve it!?" ”
Buica didn't listen at all, but his eyes were blank, and he muttered: "A and B are thirty-six miles apart, and they are walking in the opposite direction......
Chen Yang sighed helplessly: "Alas, I knew this was the case, why bother in the first place? Do the question to go crazy, I'm afraid you are really the first in the immortal cultivation world! ”
The corners of Xiao Xun's mouth twitched on the side: "It seems that you made it!" But I've been thinking about this question for half a month, and I still haven't come up with an answer! I'm going crazy too! ”
"Poof! What are you talking about? If you want to know the answer, I'll tell you! And I can also tell you the idea of solving the problem! ”
Xiao Xun smiled helplessly: "You guys are simply purgatory on earth, how can there be such a terrifying topic?" I'll just say why are you so good? After such a cruel cultivation, I guess anyone else will definitely be very powerful! ”
Chen Yang grinned......
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