The good thing was mixed up by a fart

Hong Yu came down from the upstairs carrying a wine bottle, regretting that he had drunk it last night, or poured it.

The taste of the drink and red wine is also different, haven't you drunk it? Or did she not drink red wine at all?

The gall almost vomited out, changed a set of clothes, and was thinking of going to the toilet, but when I looked, someone had already brushed it for her, and even the underwear she changed out of last night was washed.

Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief, must be without any good intentions. With a confused heart, Zhou Fan took his backpack and went downstairs.

"Mom, Aunt Liu"

"Get up, come and have breakfast"

Zhou Fan put down what he was doing, came to the restaurant, pulled the dining chair and sat down, and when he saw the black rice porridge on the table, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable again.

Forced to eat a little, Zhou Fan looked around, looked for Hong Yu's figure and said, "Where is Hong Yu?" Isn't it down? ”

"When you go out to take out the trash, do you husband and wife still call out their names? Should it be called a different one? ”

He was afraid that the old lady would find out, so he threw away the wine bottle in advance, and a bottle of red wine ruined himself.

Zhou Fan bit his chopsticks, looked at the door, and waited for him with expectant eyes, hoping that he would come back soon, he couldn't eat this breakfast by himself, and he had to help solve it.

Hong Yu's mother saw that she was in a daze, and kept staring at the door and said with a smile, "He just threw a garbage bag and will come back soon."

"Well, I know, Mom, do you eat eggs? I'll peel one for you? ”

"Mom has eaten it, you eat it yourself, come and eat more porridge, this black rice porridge is very nourishing, look at how thin you are" said and filled Zhou Fan's bowl again.

"Actually, I'm not thin, I'm stealing fat, small bones, and strong flesh"

Zhou Fan defended himself, rubbed his stomach with one hand, and put down his chopsticks.

Zhou Fan stood up and smiled and said, "Mom, I'll go and see him, why is it so slow?" Breakfast was cold."

Taking the opportunity to go out, I really can't eat the black rice porridge by myself, and now what is not suitable for my stomach, it is better not to eat it.

Unfortunately, Hong Yu came back from throwing garbage outside, changed his shoes, walked a few steps to the restaurant, and sat down with a dining chair.

Zhou Fan had no choice but to sit down, touch Hong Yu's leg with his leg, and push the porridge bowl next to him, asking him to help him.

"Mom, after breakfast, I will go to the hospital with her to visit Shilang's fiancée, you will go to my uncle's side for me, okay?"

Hong Yu stretched out his hand and took Zhou Fan's bowl, lowered his head and ate it, his left hand was not idle, he took a boiled egg and knocked it on the table.

"Okay, I just happened to look for him, what happened to Shilang's fiancée?" Hong Yu's mother asked.

"Rolled down the stairs and had a miscarriage"

Zhou Fan said sadly, in fact, he was looking forward to the children of the two of them, after all, they were all friends, and they used to live under the same roof.

Hong Yu turned his head to look at the stairs of his house, and when such a scene appeared in his head, he felt afraid.

"Go ahead! Come back and go to the supermarket again, buy a pair of shoes for Xiaofan, don't wear slippers at home in the future, it's too dangerous"

"Mom, I'm not pregnant, don't worry"

Zhou Fan was embarrassed to death, his face instantly felt hot, and he bit the egg and said.

Hong Yu smiled and faced Zhou Fan and said, "She is pregnant, we will move downstairs directly, we don't need her to go up the stairs, and lie in bed every day."

He's even more outrageous than his mother, who is stupid and doesn't lie in bed from the early stage of pregnancy to the moment of delivery, and his waist can't be painful to death.

Besides, when I was pregnant with twins, I did laundry, cooking, cleaning, and I was in good health, but when I was seven months old, I fell on roller skates, and the child was born early.

Of course, it was an accident, if it weren't for Shi Xiaokang's stinky boy who suddenly jumped out and was scary, he wouldn't have wrestled, let alone bleed.

Thinking of blood, Zhou Fan's stomach churned again, she chewed something in her mouth, ran upstairs to the bathroom with a cigarette, and vomited.

Hong Yu's mother looked at Hong Yu with curious eyes and asked, "Is my daughter-in-law's period normal?" Did you two make an effort? ”

Hong Yu put down the dishes and chopsticks, pulled out a piece of tissue paper and said, "Let's go up and work hard now, okay?" ”

"Okay, let's go!"

Hong Yu shook his head, he was afraid that she would be like this, and felt that it was still necessary to give her a 'preventive shot' in advance

"Pregnancy is unavoidable, you are in front of her, don't say it, we work hard, I also know that you are anxious, I am more anxious than you, my classmates' children are in their teens, take your time"

Of course, Hong Yu's mother knew about this, nodded and felt reasonable, and agreed with her son's words.

Vomiting out, Zhou Fan rubbed his stomach and lay on the bed, unable to move, and had no strength in his body.

If you drink cold in the middle of the night, your stomach will be uncomfortable, and you will have to give up after that? Zhou Fan wanted to cry into tears, imagining ice cream and iced drinks, and he was going to say goodbye to himself.

Hong Yu went upstairs and saw that she was still lying on the bed and couldn't get up, so he also lay beside her and hugged her and said, "Are you still uncomfortable?" Why don't we go to the hospital? We rested at home and slept again"

"Don't, Naika is still in the hospital, I'm not at ease, let's go! Come back and sleep again, I'm so sleepy, your snoring is shocking, I can't sleep when I wake up, I have to sleep on the floor"

Hong Yu kissed her hair and hugged her tightly in his arms, unwilling to let go of her for a long time.

"Let's go, buy some fruit and flowers on the way, don't be too late"

Zhou Fan turned around as he spoke, looked up at him, and saw that he was also looking at himself with his head down.

"Is my face not clean?"

Hong Yu shook his head, kissed her forehead, kissed the tip of her nose, and then kissed her lips.

Immediately after, he pulled the quilt and covered the two of them underneath.

Hong Yu's mother took the blood tonic oral liquid upstairs, opened the door to the bed, then turned around and left, and closed the door.

That's an exaggeration, isn't it? Say work hard, it's hard work, and it's good to work hard when you come back at night, and you don't care about it for a while.

I went downstairs and said to the nanny Liu Fuxia, "Buy an old hen and come back, I need more than two years of free-range chickens, pork kidneys, shrimp and sea fish."

Nanny Liu Fuxia nodded, took off her apron, cleaned up briefly, and went out with her coat.

"Do you want to suffocate me? The quilt is full of your smell, it smells bad."

Zhou Fan pinched his nose, and was so smoked by Hong Yu's "poison gas bomb" that he wanted to vomit even more, pushing him and letting him get up.

"It's not the right time for this fart, I'm still holding it hard, but I still haven't held it back, it stinks!"

Hong Yu lifted the quilt and fanned the wind hard, and was also so smoked that his nose was pinched.

"You go to, you must have not been to the toilet for a few days, hurry up, we'll leave after pulling it"

Hong Yu put down the quilt and died of depression, a good thing was disturbed by a fart, it was too annoying.

Zhou Fan opened the window to breathe, this smell is really powerful, it can smoke a cow to death.

But this fart is really timely, otherwise he will have to toss people and delay himself to visit the hospital.

"Are you alright? Do you want me to take your old pig's nail rake and save you? ”

Zhou Fan cleaned up the bed and said with a smile.

"Okay, come on, see if my old pig doesn't smoke you"

finally admitted that he was Zhu Bajie, hehe, he became Zhu Bajie's wife.