Chapter 1 Wanjie WeChat
"Chen Xiaofan, what are you thinking? Just take a broken phone and confess to me? It seems that it is also a pirated version, and the old lady is not rare! Get out of here! ”
The sharp voice came through the playground, and Chen Xiaofan looked at the campus goddess Fang Yueyue who refused his gift in front of him, and felt that she was a little bit of a bad brain.
Even if the Apple X in your hand is a pirated copy, is it a high imitation? Besides, doesn't he just want to flirt with a sister? , who knows, ended up in disgrace.
"Whoa! Isn't it the goddess of the campus? Lao Tzu is not rare! ”
"Lao Tzu's deposit has been given to you, you don't want the, why do you give you face?"
"Fang Yueyue, let me tell you, today you ignore me, and tomorrow I will make you unattainable!"
After speaking, Chen Xiaofan, who failed to confess, disappeared in front of the goddess Fang Yueyue. To tell the truth, Chen Xiaofan's words made Fang Yueyue, the campus goddess of the entire Galaxy No. 2 Middle School, angry half to death.
Then, the slut took the high-imitation apple in his hand like a baby and slipped away.
In Chen Xiaofan's view, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is meat, and no matter how fake an apple is, it is money. So, he found a corner that no one paid attention to, and was ready to change his mobile phone.
Chen Xiaofan first took out the counterfeit apple from one pocket, and then took out the Nokia that had been used for a long time, the dust on the keys had accumulated for a long time, and the key surface had even been specially painted.
He opened the back cover of Nokia and successfully transferred his mobile phone card.
Who knows, as soon as this fake Apple is turned on, there is nothing, just a WeChat!
His grandmother's, pit daddy!
Although his family is poor, this thief should not joke with him like this, okay?
The next moment, the sound of ding-ding-ding prompts sounded, and there was an endless stream.
Bite! WeChat account has been automatically registered!
Bite! The mobile phone number has been bound independently!
Bite! Real-name authentication has been enabled! Welcome human Chen Xiaofan to get the Wanjie WeChat experience quota, do you want to use it?
What the hell is this?
Chen Xiaofan was blinded.
Although Chen Xiaofan was puzzled, he still nodded yes.
The next moment, he was pulled into a group chat called the Wanjie WeChat group. As soon as you enter, you are prompted to join the group chat.
The old man next door joined the group chat!
Monkey King joins the group chat!
Captain America joins the group chat!
Ancient Emperor Xiao Yan joined the group chat!
……
With the endless stream of prompts for various friends to join the group chat, it was finally revealed that Chen Xiaofan had joined the group chat.
Because there were many people who came in, Chen Xiaofan was subconsciously ignored by others.
At this time, Chen Xiaofan was still in a state of bewilderment, and at this moment, a group of secondary and second diseases in the Wanjie WeChat group began to pull their calves here.
Jade Emperor: Friends of the Ten Thousand Worlds, I am the Jade Emperor / grinning / grinning
Tai Bai Xing: Boss, I heard that there is a new luxury version of Apple X8 recently, there is no RMB, I can't afford it! \/tears\/tears
Lord Land: It's okay, I happened to be on a business trip in the world recently, didn't your year-end bonus give Huawei and Xiaomi before? I'll send you fellow Daoists a few Apple X8 upgrade packages, and then give your mobile phones an upgrade. By the way, when the time comes, there will be professionals to send you the warranty certificate and certificate, remember to check.
Lao Wang next door: Thank you, thank you
Fairy Chang'e: I want X8 too
Messenger of the Pure Altar: I want the old pig too
That's it, the land public sent a red envelope, and the red envelope sounded in the group!
Seeing this news, Chen Xiaofan clicked on the red envelope with lightning speed!
Got it!
Damn, I actually grabbed it, Meizizi!
What did you grab?
Chen Xiaofan in the Wanjie WeChat group took a look and found that the thing that was snatched seemed to be a little wrong, Apple X8 Golden Luxury Mobile Phone Upgrade Kit!
What's that?
Could it be that what this group of people said is true?
Chen Xiaofan couldn't understand this thing, and he didn't know how to take it, but he noticed that there was a withdrawal function around him. As a poor sling, Chen Xiaofan didn't care about anything and directly cashed out this thing.
In the blink of an eye, the imitation apple in Chen Xiaofan's hand turned positive?!!
Oh my God, isn't it? Are they telling the truth? Isn't it a secondary disease?
Although Chen Xiaofan is poor, he has never eaten pork and has seen pigs running, he looked at the golden decoration on the mobile phone, the perfect large screen and the novel style and size, and knew that this mobile phone has become a real apple.
This is the latest iOS system, for sure.
But the fly in the ointment is that although this mobile phone has been upgraded to a real Apple, there is only one software on the mobile phone - WeChat.
It's just that Chen Xiaofan doesn't have so much spare time to post on WeChat at this time, and he is about to go to class. He cleaned up for a while and left straight for the classroom.
When he arrived at the classroom, Chen Xiaofan looked at the group of people gathered on the edge of his seat with a blinded expression, not knowing what to do.
Just as he was standing in his place and about to sit down, he was suddenly held down by several classmates and carried him to the teacher's office.
What's going on?
At this time, Li Yi, who was in the same class as Chen Xiaofan, pointed at Chen Xiaofan in front of the head teacher Wang Yufeng and said.
"Was it him, was he the one who stole my phone?"
"Oh, there's such a thing?"
After saying this, Wang Yufeng, the head teacher of the fourteenth class at the end of the crane in Galaxy Middle School, stretched out his finger and pushed the glasses on his face. He did this to establish a wise image for his students, but he didn't know how stupid he was at this time!
"I heard that Li Yi's mobile phone was found in Chen Xiaofan's drawer just now, is there really such a thing?"
"Yes, teacher, many people in the class have seen it."
"Yes, Chen Xiaofan is so poor. I heard that his family in the countryside is still a big chicken farmer. Haha, even so, he is so poor, and no student in the class knows that he is a famous poor student in the class. ”
Facing everyone's ridicule, Chen Xiaofan clenched his fists.
His grandma's!
Frame me?
Chen Xiaofan pointed at Li Yi's nose with a very hideous face and said, "It's great to be rich?" Frame me? ”
Li Yi didn't say anything, just gave Chen Xiaofan a look that was really rich and amazing. Then, he licked his face and asked Wang Yufeng to fire Chen Xiaofan.
"Teacher Wang, you see, Chen Xiaofan did this kind of thing when he was still studying. I suggest you send him to the teaching office, and then he opens it. ”
"Okay, the others are okay!"
"No comment."
The others said this unusually tacitly, Chen Xiaofan was about to explode, he pressed the fist he wanted to do and stuffed it into his pocket.
At this point, touch something cold and cold!
Pregnant!
Chen Xiaofan is not stupid, even now in the teacher's office, the corners of his mouth are filled with a flamboyant smile.
"Oh, you all think I stole it? So what reason do I have to steal? ”
His rhetorical question, although weak, was loud and powerful. However, his words made the people around him laugh even more.
At this moment, with a "snap", Chen Xiaofan shot the old Nokia that belonged to him on the table in the head teacher's office!