"Wait, wait, I'll help you ask." Seeing that Yang Jian still wanted it, the security guard suddenly sweated profusely, and no one on both sides was something he could offend.

Yang Jian nodded slightly, if he could not come hard, he didn't want to offend anyone. Seeing that Yang Jian agreed, the security guard hurriedly ran to the corner and made a call.

After a while, he came back with a wry smile, needless to say, Yang Jian already knew the result. "This, if it were usual, the chairman would definitely see you, but there are special circumstances today, and I can't help it."

"Alright, just take me there." Yang Jian no longer talked nonsense. "This ......" "What, can't it?" "Yes, I'll take you right away." Feeling Yang Jian's compelling momentum, the security guard immediately nodded in fright.

The security guard took Yang Jian to a door on the twentieth floor, "This, the chairman is inside, I'...... Gone first? "The security guard doesn't want to face his boss. Yang Jian was no longer embarrassed, and he waved his hand to let him leave.

knocked on the door, "Who, didn't you say you didn't see anyone today?" A gruff voice rang out from inside the room. Yang Jian did not relent, and still persistently knocked on the door.

The people inside finally got impatient and opened the door. "Who, are you looking for death?" A strong, bald head opened the door and shouted angrily at Yang Jian. However, although the bald head was very angry, his voice was very low, as if he was afraid of arguing with someone.

Yang Jian looked at the bald head that didn't look like the chairman at all, but like the big brother of the underworld, and just wanted to ask out loud, when he suddenly saw another person in the office through the bald head.

Yang Jian, who was calm and calm, suddenly changed his face, "Yes, I'm sorry, I found the wrong person." As he spoke, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait!" As soon as Yang Jian turned around, the person in the room suddenly spoke, "Am I so terrible?" When you see me, you run. ”

"Tang, Tang Li, you...... Hello! I didn't notice just now, why are you here? Yang Jian turned around stiffly, forcibly squeezed out a smile, and greeted Tang Li.

"Come in and sit, don't stand outside and talk." The corners of Tang Li's mouth hooked a wicked smile. Yang Jian shouted bad luck, how could he meet this female ghost in such a place.

"It's really fateful, little handsome guy, we meet again." Tang Li looked at Yang Jian and said with a smile. The bald head stood respectfully on the side like Tang Li's little brother.

"Why are you here?" Yang Jian asked puzzled. If you come, you will be safe, in this broad daylight, Yang Jian is not very afraid of Tang Li. "Do you know the Chosen One?" Tang Li did not answer, but asked Yang Jian rhetorically.

Yang Jian was stunned: "You are also chosen by heaven?" "Of course, this kind of event must be fun, so naturally I want to participate in it." Tang Li said lightly, as if the legendary Chosen One was like a game in her eyes.

"What do you know about the Chosen One?" Tang Li had an accident not long ago, and how did Yang Jian and others know about this kind of secret. "Reading the memories of a few people, for me, couldn't be easier." Tang Li smiled slightly.

"Reading people's memories?" Yang Jian frowned. "What, do you want to learn?" "Can I learn too?" "Of course not."

“……”

"Have you qualified for the Chosen One?" Yang Jian asked, this was his main purpose. "No, but if I want to go, who can stop me?" Tang Li's face was arrogant.

"Okay, you're amazing, then may I ask Sister Tang, do you know how to qualify for the Heavenly Selection?" Yang Jian blinked his eyes, looking flattering.

"Hee-hee, it's actually very simple, as long as I'm happy, you can get the Heaven's Chosen Qualification." Tang Li looked at Yang Jian with a grin.

"What do you mean?" Yang Jian looked dazed. "Stupid human, as long as I'm happy, I can't take you with me, do you need any other qualifications for the Chosen One?" Tang Li looked disdainful.

"Oh." Yang Jian scratched his head embarrassedly, "Then are you happy now?" ”“…… Your stupidity has upset me. ”

"What then?" Yang Jian suddenly said with a bitter face. "Figure it out yourself, what's the matter, do you want me to teach you if you coax the girl?"

"Hmph, as a dignified man, how can I bow to the evil forces, right, my most beautiful and cutest sister in the world?" Yang Jian's face was flattering. Tang Li looked at Yang Jian expressionlessly. "Why don't I tell you two jokes?" As he spoke, Yang Jian began to search his mind for jokes he had seen when he was bored.

"There is a guest from the farmhouse, and the master wants to kill the rooster, but the rooster flies up to the roof and does not come down, and the master scolds: If you don't come down, I will kill all the hens, so that you might as well die!" The rooster laughed wildly and said: Damn, Lao Tzu can finally find pheasants! Yang Jian finally thought of one, and in order not to make Tang Li and the others impatient, he hurriedly said it.

Tang Li was still staring at Yang Jian expressionlessly. "Uh, isn't it funny? Then I'll talk about one more. ”

Yang Jian thought for a moment and told another joke.

The commander sat in the command post and laughed

Chief of Staff: "Commander, our army's garrison has been broken by the enemy, why is the commander laughing, it's amazing that the superiors know!" ”

Commander: "The chief of staff doesn't know, aren't we short of military spending, the enemy will capture the garrison of our army, and this military budget will be available!" ”

Chief of Staff: "Commander...... What do you mean? ”

Commander: "Haha...... Three days ago, I secretly sold the land of our army station to the developer, and received their full payment of 2.3 billion haha......"

At this moment, the guard came to report: "Report to the commander, Mr. Wang of Yida Real Estate asked to see him, and he said that he was willing to pay 5 billion military expenses to let you help him regain his land!" ”

Chief of Staff: "High, really high"

Tang Li still looked at Yang Jian expressionlessly. "How's that, isn't it funny?" Yang Jian blinked his eyes, this was something he racked his brains to come up with, why didn't Tang Li react at all?

The bald head next to "Poof......" finally couldn't help it and laughed, but it attracted Tang Li's white eyes, and he was so frightened that he immediately stopped his mouth.

"Look, such a serious man laughed, which means that my joke is very funny, why are you still unhappy?" Yang Jian said in confusion.

The bald head on the side laughed wildly in his heart, this means of coaxing women is too weak, even he is not as good as Le, this female devil did not slap him to death, it is considered his luck.

"Why don't I take you to the playground? To be honest, I haven't been there yet. Yang Jian asked tentatively. Yang Jian is so big, he really doesn't have much experience in coaxing girls, and now he actually lets himself coax a woman, no, to be precise, a female ghost is happy, isn't this embarrassing for himself?

"Forget it, you're quiet for a while and I'm happiest." Tang Li held his forehead, but he didn't see that he was the first human he met when he came to this world, and it was a bit of commemorative value, so he really wanted to slap him to death.

"Really, if I'm quiet, you'll be happy, so will you take me to the Chosen One?" Yang Jian looked happy. I said...... Shut up! ”