Chapter 258: Servile Nature
With his head down and pondering, Wu Erlang filtered all the women who had that kind of relationship with him recently in his brain. I vaguely felt that in his memory, the memory left to him by this woman should be related to that kind of thing. It's just a bit ethereal, like a memory from a long time ago.
I was thinking about it for a while, and the phone suddenly vibrate, and the image of a bewitching woman was presented on the phone screen, and there was a meaty story that made people get goosebumps all over the body.
His mind suddenly broadened, and he suddenly remembered that this woman was really related to that kind of thing, but not with him, but with Guan Shanyue.
An inexplicable excitement instantly controlled Wu Erlang's brain, and he suddenly rushed towards Guo Changxin and shouted excitedly: "Boss, I have thought of a way to deal with money." โ
Guo Changxin was startled, instinctively leaned back, glared at Wu Erlang, and then leaned over and put his head on Wu Erlang's face.
"What's the solution?"
Wu Erlang put his mouth on Guo Changxin's ear, and said mysteriously: "You can find Secretary Guan to find a way." โ
Guo Changxin was already very tired of Wu Erlang's sneaky appearance, and when Wu Erlang spoke, it made his ears and eyes itch. Hearing Wu Erlang say such a nonsensical word, Guo Changxin really wanted to slap his stinky face.
"Wu Erlang, can you think of something reliable? If you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will beat you to death, do you think I am Guan Shanyue's uncle! โ
Wu Erlang begged for pity at Guo Changxin like a dog's leg, looking like he didn't know the pain after being slapped: "Boss, what I said this time is reliable." โ
Wu Erlang said as he pointed his eyes at the woman standing at the door, he originally just wanted to remind Guo Changxin that this woman once had a leg with Guan Shanyue, but when he looked at that woman, he couldn't help but start a commotion.
When Guo Changxin was about to raise his hand again, he was stunned by Wu Erlang's words.
"Boss, do you remember what happened to her and Secretary Guan?"
She and Guan Shanyue? What can she and Guan Shanyue do? Could it be that Guan Shanyue secretly beat Lao Tzu's second piggyback?
Wu Erlang shook his mobile phone in the air, blinked his eyes and said to Guo Changxin: "Do you remember the video you recorded for Guan Shu?" The woman above is her. โ
Wu Erlang pointed to the woman who was still standing at the door.
Guo Changxin suddenly realized that the woman at the door really had a leg with Guan Shanyue, remembering that Guan Shanyue had just become the deputy county magistrate at that time, Guo Changxin secretly used his mobile phone to take pictures of the clouds and rain between them.
Guo Changxin looked at the woman standing at the door, and suddenly had the feeling of eating a bad sweet potato.
Depend on! Just now, I was thinking that Guan Shanyue had beaten his own second piggyback, and it turned out that he had been brushing the pot for him.
Bah! Grandma a bear!
Guo Changxin turned to Wu Erlang viciously, glared at the beads of his eyes and scolded: "Mom, that B, do you want to disgust me, disgusting Lao Tzu beat Guan Shanyue's second piggyback?" โ
Wu Erlang smiled flatteringly, and said unashamedly: "What's wrong with beating the second piggyback?" If I can beat you and Secretary Guan, then how proud I must be, even our ancestral grave can smoke blue. โ
Wu Erlang raised his mobile phone again and said, "But I don't mean this, I mean to say that if you use this video to blackmail Secretary Guan, I'm afraid he will have to prepare the money for you." โ
Wu Erlang smiled at Guo Changxin triumphantly, which made Guo Changxin draw a kind of excitement and pleasure from it, just like gritting his teeth and grabbing someone else's pigtail.
Think about it carefully, since dragging Guan Shanyue on a thief ship seven years ago, Guan Shanyue has suddenly become much more well-behaved in front of her. This kind of well-behaved, in Wu Erlang's words, is not Guan Shanyue's personality sublimated, but an instinctive self-preservation.
To put it elegantly, it is called a person to raise one, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is cowardice, and the more adults in the official position, the more cowardly, because they are afraid that their ugly things will be exposed.
Guo Changxin picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, and then looked at the woman standing at the door, he was almost crazy with excitement.
Guan Shanyue, you kid wait, if you don't smash your dog's eyes this time, Lao Tzu will not be your brother-in-law.
Guo Changxin slapped Wu Erlang on the shoulder, almost didn't slap this kid to the floor, Guo Changxin screamed excitedly: "Wu Erlang, fuck, you came up with this idea with the pig's intestine, it's just spoiled at your grandma's house, I like it!" Love it so much! โ
Happy and sad, when Guo Changxin opened his mobile phone, he was suddenly dumbfounded again. Over the years, he has changed his mobile phone faster than changing a woman, and the mobile phone that took the video has probably long since turned into dirt.
Guo Changxin slammed the phone to the ground, and the sound of the phone shattering and Guo Changxin's sharp scream rang out at the same time: "Wu Erlang, you shit, what the fuck are you eating, why don't you know how to remind Lao Tzu and save that video." โ
Wu Erlang gloated with a look of schadenfreude: "Boss, don't worry, I will keep it carefully even if you fart, not to mention such a big thing, I have already stored it in the USB flash drive." โ
"Really?" Guo Changxin was still screaming, just now he was annoyed, but now he was excited.
"Boss, you wait a minute."
After saying this, Wu Erlang ran upside down, and after a while, he ran back upside down, and when he came back, Wu Erlang had an extra USB flash drive in his hand.
"Boss, it's all here, do you want to take a look at it first?"
Guo Changxin stared at Wu Erlang for a long time before he panted and said, "Wu Er, I really have to guard against you in the future." You kid can't understand bullshit in serious things, and all your crooked brains are used in these evil ways. No, I really have to guard against your dog's day. โ
Wu Erlang leaned into Guo Changxin's chest like a puppy, licked his face and said, "Boss, you must not praise me like this, I am cheap, I am afraid I can't afford such a compliment." โ
Guo Changxin said: "Wu Erlang, you are stupid for your dog days, am I praising you?" I'm scolding you, ridiculing you, why don't you even know the smell of bullshit on your dog days? โ
Wu Erlang said with a smile: "I'm a slut, the boss's shit is not smelly to me, it is fragrant, it is more fragrant than small grinding oil!" Being scolded by the boss sounds like praise to me, the more fierce you scold, the more beautiful I feel, and you scold me to pay attention to me, which means that I am still useful to you. If you don't scold me, I won't have any sense of existence at all, and when you stop scolding me one day, I'll just treat myself like a shit. โ
Guo Changxin smiled: "Don't say it, your understanding of dog days is quite thorough, Lao Tzu scolds you because your dog days are useful, if your dog days are useless at all, why do you scold you?" But you kid didn't completely say the truest thoughts in his heart, you like to let me scold you right, if you don't scold you for three days, your kid will be like losing his soul, but once he scolds hard, you kid must be secretly making sex for Lao Tzu in private. โ
Wu Erlang said with trepidation: "Boss, I will resolutely not be with you in the future, although you can scold hard, I will be the boss to praise me, the more fierce you scold, maybe the more brilliant my dog brain is." โ
Guo Changxin waved his hand and said, "Let's get down to business, today I scolded you fiercely enough, how about it, have you come up with a specific way, how to deal with Guan Shanyue's dog." โ
At this time, Wu Erlang's mind was particularly bright, and a string of ideas kept jumping out of his mind.
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At six o'clock the next morning, Guo Changxin and Wu Erlang came to Taohua Street together, which was a temporary residence arranged for Guan Shanyue by the Xiangshui County Party Committee Office, not his home, but Guan Shanyue often lived here alone.
Wu Erlang arranged to meet Guan Shanyue here, which has the following meanings, first, if he goes to the county party committee to meet Guan Shanyue, Guan Shanyue may have mental pressure, and he is afraid that the wall will have ears.
Guo Changxin went to talk to Guan Shanyue's hole cards, this kind of thing Guan Shanyue definitely didn't want to let the second person know, and he must be very nervous when he showed him the video in the office. Under pressure, Guan Shanyue may perfunctory promises, and this kind of promise without in-depth communication is often not fulfilled. Besides, Guo Changxin was reluctant to go to the county party committee, he was upset when he saw Qi Man.
Second, if Guo Changxin is allowed to come alone, the degree of confidentiality is not to be said, but Guo Changxin's safety cannot be guaranteed, what if Guan Shanyue thinks that only Guo Changxin knows about this matter alone, and Guo Changxin is killed with a hot brain?
When it comes to security, Guo Changxin is nervous, he has to let his brothers come to join in the fun, Wu Erlang didn't agree, this kind of thing must not be popular, everyone knows it, and there is no secret at all.
Something that has no secrets to speak of, no matter how deterrent it is, has no value.
The best way is to let Guan Shanyue know that in addition to Guo Changxin's brother-in-law, there are other people who know this secret, but the news is completely under control. So Guo Changxin went to see Guan Shanyue with Wu Erlang.
When Guo Changxin and Wu Erlang arrived at Guan Shanyue's temporary residence on Taohua Street, it was just half past six in the morning. Guan Shanyue was not there, Qi Man was humming and singing while dressing up, and he was still wearing very revealing pajamas.
Guo Changxin stared at Qi Man for about two minutes, kicked open the bedroom door, and scolded dryly: "Mom, that B, why is it a sassy smell." โ
Qi Man didn't dare to hum anymore, but he didn't pay attention to Guo Changxin.
Guo Changxin crooked his neck and yelled at her: "What about Guan Shanyue? โ
Ziman said cautiously, "He went to the Triangle Garden for morning exercise." โ
"Mom, that B, I still practice bird feathers, I spend all day long, and I can't live long no matter how much I practice." Guo Changxin scolded and walked out.