【053】 Mother and daughter talk
The volume of the TV outside was turned down, and I sat in the study chair, not daring to move or make a sound, this broken chair was still so uncomfortable.
The conversation between Xiaoqin and her mother came in through the bedroom door, and even if I didn't want to eavesdrop, I couldn't help it.
Aunt Ren's voice has not changed much from what I heard when I was a child, showing both the independence of a mature woman and the boldness of a person who practices martial arts.
Xiaoqin looks like a good girl in front of her mother, and she will answer all questions.
"Xiaoqin, how was it at school this week? Are you used to it? ”
"Well, the new school is nice! I love it! ”
I don't know exactly what Celery likes about the twenty-eight.
"If you like it, I know it's not a good school...... I said, even if you want to go to school there, wouldn't it be more convenient to go to your uncle's school? ”
"But people don't like private schools~~~~~~~
Although I can't see it through the door, I can completely imagine Xiaoqin's coquettish flesh in front of her mother.
"Mom, don't always ask me about my school, tell me if there's anything new you encountered on the set!"
Celery skillfully changed the subject.
I remember reading in the newspaper before that after retiring from the sanda world, Aunt Ren was active in the film industry as a martial arts instructor, and in recent years, several kung fu films have been participated in by Aunt Ren, and one film has won an award at a foreign film festival.
Which film team was invited this time?
Aunt Ren let out a long breath, as if her work on the set was not going well.
"Don't mention it, I told you last time that this film was invested by Hollywood, saying that it was going to 'rub in oriental elements and seize the Chinese market', which is obviously a magic film, not a kung fu movie. If it weren't for my acquaintances in the crew, I wouldn't have taken this job! ”
As he spoke, he hammered the armrest of the couch hard.
It seemed that she was afraid of frightening Xiaoqin, and after pausing, Aunt Ren's tone softened a little.
"Hmph, let me tell you, none of the American actors who came to shoot had a kung fu background, they were all singing, dancing, and crosstalk......
"Huh? Mom, does the United States also say cross talk? ”
"It's the talk show host! I've always treated them as cross talkers. ”
"That's not bad! It must be fun when you perform! ”
Xiaoqin has always played the role of a conversation listener, helping her mother to ease her heart from time to time.
The posture of this mother-daughter heart-to-heart conversation is a bit reversed, under normal circumstances, isn't it the mother who should solve her daughter's youth troubles?
"Interesting? Maybe the Americans themselves find it interesting, right? I can't understand that kind of American humor at all, Hou Baolin and Chen Peisi are much better than them! ”
"That'...... Is the entire crew American? Mom, don't be bullied by those foreign devils! ”
Aunt Ren laughed out loud.
"There aren't that many Americans, more than half of the employees are hired locally, how expensive are American salaries! Besides, those who sing and dance and talk about cross talk, even if they are allowed to go together, they are not your mother's opponents! But there's a dark, sturdy personal bodyguard that looks quite difficult to deal with......"
When I heard this, my heart moved: a kung fu movie starring Americans, and there was a big bodyguard on the scene who didn't even dare to underestimate Aunt Ren......
Could it be Amy's crew? Director Cao mentioned this kung fu drama series to me, what is it called "The Legend of Moding"? That's a coincidence! In this way, wouldn't Aunt Ren have to guide Amy on the set?
With Amy's terrible personality, can she cooperate smoothly with Aunt Ren?
I'm a little worried.
"Hehe, it turns out that there are so many people with my mother, so I can rest assured?"
", even if you are born in the same country, you may not be your own people. Also, although more than half of the staff are Chinese, they must speak English for on-site communication, and it is very difficult to translate some martial arts terms into English! ”
Qin chuckled.
"Mom shouldn't be a problem, right? Aren't you fluent in English? When I met my father in Hong Kong, didn't I understand each other's Cantonese, but the two communicated in English? ”
Aunt Ren's tone suddenly became stern:
"Don't call him Daddy! That person has nothing to do with us anymore! You have my surname Ren and not his surname Huo!! ”
"I'm sorry...... Mom, I don't mention it again......"
Qin replied in a voice as thin as a mosquito.
It's the first time I've heard Aunt Ren lose her temper with Xiaoqin, and when I was a child, I saw Xiaobawang's mother obeying him, and I used to be very jealous.
There was nothing to say between the mother and daughter for a while, and Aunt Ren coughed dryly twice, breaking the silence she had caused.
"Okay, mom shouldn't be angry at you, don't blame mom, okay?"
"(*^__^*) Hehe, I won't hold a grudge against my mother, my mother has spoiled me the most since I was a child~?"
"It's good if you don't hold a grudge against me, let me tell you, today on the set, there is another unfortunate thing......"
Xiaoqin seemed to take a sip of tea and waited for her mother to continue.
"Your mother and me, I thought that actors from the United States couldn't understand Chinese, so I casually complained to the Chinese photographer: These people are really unprofessional, especially the little girl with blond hair, who came to shoot kung fu movies with such poor physical strength...... And guess what? ”
"What's wrong?"
"That little girl, who can only sing and is called Emily, actually ran to me and scolded me in authentic Chinese!"
I can imagine that scene, with Amy's personality, there is no reason to endure hearing Aunt Ren say bad things about her to her face. It's good that I didn't order Peng Tousi to go up and PK with Aunt Ren.
Xiaoqin seemed to choke on the tea and coughed a few times in a row.
"It's, it's weird! How can she be so good at Chinese as an American? Mom, you don't know her like her, do you? ”
"Of course, but her superior expression is really unpleasant, if I don't see her so young, I will really kick her away!"
"Mom, drink some tea and moisten your throat."
Aunt Ren took a sip of tea and continued:
"It's ironic, inviting so many people who don't know kung fu to make kung fu movies relies on hanging Weiya and computer stunts, it's really different from the early years......"
Qin seems to get up from the couch and walks to the kitchen to refill the teapot.
"Hey, Xiaoqin, do you want to play a role? You're always much better than them, aren't you? Not too important roles, I, the martial commander, still have the right to arrange for individuals to go up. ”
"I'm not going, it's not for girls to do things that show up."
Xiaoqin did not hesitate to refuse her mother's suggestion.
"No, but, if you need a boy, the kind I'm about my age...... Can I recommend someone to try it out? ”
This...... Could it be me who Xiaoqin wants to recommend? Why do you always remember my immature dreams! Don't mention it again! I blush when I think about it now!
Aunt Ren snorted.
"You can't be talking about the kid from Teacher Ye's family, right?"
Celery silently acquiesced.
Aunt Ren used to call my dad Mr. Ye, and it was not wrong, when I was very young, my dad also tutored the children in the miscellaneous courtyard.
"Xiaoqin, you said that your mother is telling the truth: you have to go to school in the 28th Middle School, are you going to find that kid surnamed Ye?"
Xiaoqin still didn't speak.
My heart pounded when I heard what the conversation was about.
"Don't think I didn't see the picture you put on the bedside! Even if he had a good relationship with you when he was a child, he didn't have to be so close to each other all the time, right? ”
It's a good relationship, Aunt Ren! It's the little overlord who never bullies me in front of you! As a result, Xiaoqin, she told you behind my back that the two of us are good friends? My good friend is tortured to death by her every day!
After talking about me, Xiaoqin never spoke, and could only hear Aunt Ren talk non-stop.
"Although the kid surnamed Ye was quite honest when he was a child, after so many years, who knows what has become of him now? Don't be wishful thinking......"
Xiaoqin finally couldn't hold it back.
"Mom, don't keep calling people 'boy boy', people have names! His name is Ye Lin, and now he is my next table, and he often helps me at school! ”
Help...... Help your sister! Stomp on your shoes, drag your chair away, pour Coke on your head, I've done all the bad things! If you praise me to Aunt Ren like this, I will be so ashamed that I want to find a crack in the ground to get into!
Aunt Ren's tone of disbelief.
"Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that you have been locking yourself at home and not going out for the past three years, and finally agreed to go out to school this time, I wouldn't have helped you to this extent!"
"(*^__^*) Hee-hee, I knew Mom, you were the best for me!"
"Don't put your arms around me! Let me tell you, don't be taken advantage of by that Ye Lin, if he dares to do anything to you, you will abolish one of his arms and legs, without thinking about the consequences, what responsibility is there for your mother! ”
I was terrified to hear it, and let my aunt mean it, it seems to be a very simple thing for Xiaoqin to want to make me half paralyzed!
"Mom, look at what you said! I haven't practiced martial arts for more than three years, and Liliang and Reflex have long since degraded to the level of ordinary junior high school students! ”
Aunt Ren snorted in disbelief.
I don't believe it, if China's ordinary junior high school students can scrap the two fingers of ** in a joke, then the captain of the chengguan brigade can definitely enter the White House alone and win the head of the US president.
"Mom, in short, you don't have to worry, I'm doing well in my new school, and Ye Lin is very gentle with me!"
I'm ashamed that 10 minutes ago I was forcing Qin to take off her clothes in my room.
Aunt Ren hummed louder than just now.
You're right, if you dig out the black history about Xiaobawang, I'm really ashamed of your mother and daughter.
Aunt Ren sighed.
"Xiaoqin, you are still too young, be careful not to be deceived...... Of course, I may not be qualified to say this, but as a mother, there are some things that I can't say without saying it. ”
"Don't worry, Mom, Ye Lin won't lie to me!"
I don't know where Xiaoqin's confidence came from when she said this, the expression on Aunt Ren's face now must be both worried and helpless, right?
"Forget it, the water is boiling, Mom will go to the shower first, you sit here and think about it, don't giggle and jump into the fire pit."
It dawned on me that this was an opportunity to get out of the way.
While he was hesitating, Xiao Qin squeaked and opened the bedroom door.