“…… On this day, Po came to Qingxi, he is five years old this year, but he is like a fool, what is he doing by Qingxi? It's to pick up stones, because he's stupid, so no other children want to play with him, unlike in the past, there is a woman in Tsing Yi sitting on a big stone on the edge of the clear stream......"

A middle-aged man in a Taoist robe sits on a stage in the center of a teahouse, where he tells a story.

Now is indeed the time to tell the story, but near the end of the year, no one comes to Huashan at all, the business of the teahouse is quite deserted, if it is in the past, the storyteller will not be lazy, but today the old monkey comes, no matter what, you have to give the old monkey face.

Jiang Ning has never heard of this book, in fact, he has never heard of storytelling before, when he was sensible, it was already after the millennium, not to mention computers, even notebooks are everywhere, what do you want to read? There are all on the Internet, and there are many ways to entertain people, holding the radio and listening to books, which has long been outdated.

But he knew what the storyteller was telling?

This must be the biography of Chen Tuan, who is said to have been a fool when he was a child, and he couldn't speak at the age of five until he met Mao Nu by the river......

"Hairy girl?" Jiang Ning touched his chin.

"How?" The old monkey didn't know what Jiang Ning was thinking about?

"What is your impression of the hairy girl?" Jiang hurriedly asked, the hairy girl is an old antique, and the person in front of her is the same, maybe she knows her.

"I haven't seen it." The old monkey shook his head, and then he added: "I haven't seen Chen Tuan either, at that time my cultivation was still low, a place like Huashan is not something I can come, and when my cultivation goes up, Chen Tuan has become an earth immortal and lived in seclusion, as far as I know, I'm afraid only the cat has seen him in the monster." ”

"Could my senior sister be the reincarnation of Mao Nu?" Jiang Ning's mind was open, he hadn't thought about it before.

"Mao Nu's name is Yu Jiang, originally the palace maid next to Qin Shi Huang, Qin Shi Huang died, she was afraid of being buried, so she fled into Huashan, and then because of fate, she got a inheritance and cultivated into an immortal...... Wouldn't you not even know this? The old monkey looked at Jiang Ning

"Of course I know, the problem is that the Qin Dynasty is more than two hundred years BC, Chen Tuan was born at the end of the Tang Dynasty, and the difference between the two sides is nearly a thousand years. Jiang Ning reasoned with the facts, and his historical knowledge had long been returned to the history teacher, but he still had some understanding of the more famous masters of Buddhism and Taoism in history, and what era was the Qin Dynasty? What era is the Tang Dynasty? He has specifically checked them. As a reincarnated demon, if you don't even know this, won't it become a joke?

"Maybe the exercises she cultivates are special? Maybe she doesn't want to fly, I don't think Chen Jian actually wants to fly, it is said that there are still people who have seen him in the Wanli years! "The old monkey is the old land here and knows a lot of gossip anecdotes.

"Maybe she's a youkai? It's only been a thousand years, so it's very young! In another four hundred years, it's almost time to prepare for the human catastrophe...... "The more Jiang Ning thinks about it, the more likely it is, and the time is just right.

In addition, the legend of Chen Tuo got exactly three kinds of inheritance, one is the easy calculation method taught by the hairy girl, most of Chen Tuo's reputation is derived from this, the second is the inheritance of Mai Taoist, which is basically related to easy calculation, the other is physiognomy and feng shui, and the last one is the hibernation method he exchanged with five old men at the foot of Wudang Mountain, this thing is the source of the famous sleep skill.

If Sister Meow is really a clone of the hairy girl, or simply a reincarnated body, then it makes sense.

"What if your senior sister is the reincarnation of a hairy girl? If you are not a disciple of Buddhism, even if you are a Buddha, you are talking about this life, not a previous life...... Of course, you don't count. The old monkey looked at Jiang Ning.

The reason why the monk only talks about this life and does not talk about the past life is because of the seniority, if you talk about the previous life, the generation is easy to mess up, so you simply don't pursue it, even if you are your own master in the previous life, and you are an apprentice in this life, if you do something wrong, you will still be spanked. The other is the problem of strength, Daomen did not have an epiphany, and became a Buddha on the ground, strength is accumulated over the years, and monsters are even more so.

"I'm just talking about it." Jiang Ning didn't take it very seriously.

"Yes, you are quite bold, you dare to open this kind of brain hole, in case your guess is not accurate, that person has already become one with heaven and man...... Hehe. The old monkey looked overhead, wondering if he should stay away from the rabbit.

He suddenly remembered one more thing, this rabbit not only likes to be funny, but also likes to die, especially tricks.

"It's okay, isn't it just a lightning strike?" Jiang Ning didn't care at all.

"It's a big breath." The old monkey didn't know what to say.

Jiang Ning pulled open the collar, revealing the black hard shell underneath: "See?" Six layers of carbon fiber, conductive, with high-density PVC and Kevlar underneath, insulated, and then a layer of boron carbide ceramic, insulated, and a layer of silicone at the bottom, which has excellent insulation, and this thing can withstand a 100 million volt electric shock. ”

The old monkey was even more speechless, but this time he had nothing to say and the previous one was completely different, he was now convinced, no wonder he dared to die, it turned out that he had been prepared in advance.

Jiang Ning was quite happy to see the old guy deflated, but the next moment his smile froze on his face.

He heard someone behind him talking, very soft, staccato and staccato.

It was the teahouse manager or something like that, and from what he said, it sounded like he was talking to another person, but he couldn't hear the other person's voice, and that guy was either using sound transmission or telepathy, and the latter was more likely.

"How?" When the old monkey saw Jiang Ning's appearance, he immediately knew that something was wrong.

Jiang Ning didn't answer, just took out a pair of glasses and a pair of headphones casually, and his other hand flicked out......

The old monkey saw Jiang Ning throw something out.

It was small, like a matchstick, but with two wings...... No need to ask, it must be a drone, and I don't know what it was used to propel it, but it was silent.

"Okay, no wonder everyone says your building is trendy." The old monkey said telepathically, putting on his glasses and headphones.

Now he heard the voice behind him.

The monkey's hearing is good, but it can't be compared with the rabbit, and the two long ears are not white, not to mention that Jiang Ning still has a special hearing device on his body.

The listening device on Jiang Ning's body is no longer the same as before.

The listening devices in use today are high-tech devices that amplify sounds of specific frequencies, automatically filter background sounds, and analyze and trace the source of sounds...... Anyway, there are a whole bunch of features.

In just a moment's work, the image of the drone was also transmitted.

The person who talked to the manager of the teahouse was indeed a Taoist priest, or a Taoist priest known to Jiang Ning, that is, the Taoist priest who had chopped off a bird.

"Alas—it's so unpleasant!" The old monkey had an unusual headache.

“…… As long as...... That's it...... You don't need to ......" came from the staccato voice, a little out of tune from time to time.

"Damn, telepathy can intercept it?" The old monkey's eyes widened, and he was sure that the Taoist priest was talking to the teahouse manager telepathically.

It's not that telepathy is necessarily safe, the old monkey himself has the ability to intercept other people's telepathy, the problem is that he has to be next to that person to do it.

At this moment, Jiang Ning intercepted the other party's telepathy through a drone.

That's terrifying, meaning telepathy is no longer safe.

"Mickey, didn't I tell your little brother to keep an eye on that little goat? I wonder if he's moved? Have you ever called anyone or something before? Jiang Ning called back.

The old monkey sitting opposite, the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, but he didn't stop it, if it was really that little goat who made a ghost, what should be done, what should be done.

After about two or three minutes, there was a response on the other side of the phone, but he didn't speak, but sent a few documents.

"How?" The old monkey asked.

"See for yourself." Jiang Ning didn't say much about it, and directly sent a series of things, including recordings, videos, and computer operation records.

"How is this possible? How do you do that? "The old monkey felt hairy.

"Don't you know that I can read other people's memories? Don't you know that mobile phones can be located? The Taoist priest had a mobile phone surnamed Yang in his head, I asked people to connect to the telecommunications room to check it, and quickly determined the location, and then it was easy, what are those little brothers of Mi Qi doing, you can't know it, right? The villa where the guy lives is a bit big, we didn't expect it in advance, there are too few cameras, but at least ten in each room is still guaranteed...... Including the four toilets, and when the guy walked away, we installed a Trojan horse in his phone and computer. Jiang Ning explained a series of things, there is no need to hide them, if the other party has the heart to investigate, they will definitely find out.

The old monkey's face was about to twitch together.

He now finally understands why the original high-level leaders of the major league can't play this rabbit, and the scientific and technological strength of the two sides can't be compared at all.

"I'll show you something." Jiang Ning grinned.

Another pile of papers passed through.

The old monkey looked at every document, and sweat suddenly flowed down his forehead.

That's the video of their meeting last night.

"I'm really convinced of you, spend a little money to get a better set of firewalls and anti-virus software, don't be too picky, that free thing is unreliable, the function is incomplete, your phone and computer are full of viruses." Jiang Ning looked disgusted.

The old monkey was speechless, this rabbit was famous for picking the door, and actually said that they were picking the door...... But when it comes to technology, he can only serve.

It took a long time for the old monkey to ask depressedly, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Don't worry, I won't make it difficult for you." Jiang Ning patted the old monkey on the shoulder.

As soon as the old monkey breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Jiang Ning continue: "I have already studied that oath of yours, I sent the oath to my lawyer, and it only took three minutes for them to find a bunch of loopholes. ”

The old monkey's head began to sweat again.

He was sure that Jiang Ning's words were true. There must be a bunch of loopholes in that oath, after all, it was something more than 200 years ago, and those old ways are not legal food, and they can't be compared with the current guys who specialize in exploiting legal loopholes.

The question is, where would the average youkai think of this?

The rabbit was clearly prepared...... This couldn't help but remind him of the oaths that the rabbit had made before, he had just made the rabbit make a bunch of vows, and this guy did it without hesitation.

No wonder he doesn't care.

There must be loopholes in there as well.

The old monkey suddenly realized that what he needed most now was nothing else but to go back to a lawyer.