In the evening, after school, Qian stuck two fingers in his mouth at most and gave a shrill whistle. Then he put a bottle of iced tea on the desk under his arm and left his seat, mixed in the chaotic crowd and began to frequently dip the girl's cheapness, taking advantage of the crowd for a while to hug this person's waist, and pinch that one's ass for a while.

Since these girls are more familiar with him, at most they will giggle and twist it on him, and there are even some girls who like to flirt with him. Let him use his hands and feet to tease.

Flamboyant money is favored by many girls in the class at most, and a boy like Wang Zhongwang, who is very good at studying, is not very popular with girls. No wonder Qian said that girls are fucking disrespectful. The more you flirt with her, the more she likes you......

Qian Duoduo and Jin Yinyou roared into the 310 dormitory, and found that they had gotten a copy of "Body Art" out of nowhere, and they were holding it in both hands to appreciate it with relish, and it was full of various large-scale nude photos of women.

Gold and silver have rushed to the high quality and exclaimed: "Oops! I said old high, young man, you just fucking look at this! It's so erosive. Tut-tut, it's over, it's over, the milk is a shovel, it's hopeless, and the flowers of the motherland are fucking withered again. ”

"Holy shit! I don't care about you. High quality yelled impatiently: "You don't fuck me sing a high note to Lao Tzu, clean fucking pretend B, dick ri, I don't say you pull down, I'll fuck!" You watch love action movies in the bed all day long, and you are not withered, but impotent. Since I was a child, I love to peek at other girls' peeing, when who doesn't know! Cut! After evening self-study, I went upstairs to the library to look at the girls' apartment with a telescope, and peeked at the girls to change their underwear, you don't erode. Hmph, I was found by the librarian the night before yesterday, and people asked you what you were looking at with a telescope, but you were fucking high, and you were observing the activity patterns of 'sunspots' and 'flares'. Cut! It's fucking funny, now the three rotors have become astronomers. The third watch held a telescope in the middle of the night to observe the sunspots on the sun, fuck! In addition to Lao Jin, who can do it in ordinary people! American astronomers have to bow down when they know about it! If you don't accept it, you can't do it. ”

"Milk shovel, Xiao Gaosheng No. 1, you are purely a donkey's fart in the eyes of a pig's belly, your sister, don't force me to swear, I'll pinch out your eggs for you in a hurry." Let you fucking slander me again. ”

"Holy shit! Whether it's true or false, you know best in your own heart, and you don't want others to know unless you do. There's no need to quibble, the more the fucking darker it gets. Actually! This is understandable, people know common sense! Who hasn't fucked yet, right? But I am most disgusted by your hypocrite's face, well-dressed and pointing fingers in front of others. On the surface, it looks like a lot of clear and high, but in fact, the back is dirtier than anyone else. can't afford to be a gentleman, and he's fucking unwilling to be a villain, nitpicking at others all day long. I don't fucking take a picture of myself, one set in the open, one in the dark, see a girl in a bikini! Just fucking pretending to cover his eyes, as if he was so tall, but in fact, the eyeballs between his fingers were bigger than anyone else. I can't tear off someone's little pants and look at it, just watch it if you want to! Don't fucking cover your eyes and pretend to be B. You're more hypocritical than a fucking political textbook, and the political textbook says how bad a capitalist country is, thinking about how to belittle people, fuck me! He also said that people are exploiting society, and that if the capitalists extract the surplus value of the workers, they will extract 1/5, and China will have to extract at least 4/5. And the face said fucking people in foreign countries. Fuck me! "The high-quality said that the spit stars splashed.

Chen Million picked his nose and said with a smile: "Lao Gao, your words are too sharp, if you dare to post this passage on the Internet, netizens will definitely flesh your ancestors." You're going too damn too much about this bear! You are not afraid of the countrymen flattening you! ”

"your eldest sister, still flatten me? Ahh There are 1.3 billion people in China, who the fuck dares to touch Lao Tzu, do I have a hair? Fuck it, we don't know what it's to be afraid from the day we were born. Cut! Not to mention these ordinary people on the earth, even if it is God's grandfather and his father-in-law, Lord Yama and his own uncle have to respect me for three points when they meet me! "High-quality cattle B roared and gnashed his teeth.

"Shovel of tits, you fucking shitty with two people...... You have to be a dick in front of these people, and you have the ability to go to the street and say, damn, everyone can't kill you, so that you won't live for three seconds......" Jin Yin pouted at the high quality with disdain.

"Holy shit! Lao Tzu is not even afraid of living, is he still afraid of death? Don't want me to bow my noble head. Who the fuck is like you softbones! The ground that usually blows shakes, and when it encounters hard stubble, it runs faster than anyone else. When I saw a little authority, I nodded my head, and when I saw someone who was not very capable, I raised my eyebrows, Lao Tzu, I despise you the most is that you are afraid of the soft and afraid of the rudder. With the current set of official powers, the superiors will examine it! hurriedly lit a cigarette and handed out tea, better than waiting for my parents, no matter where my superiors went, there was always a panting tail behind my head. It's all fucking whisker licking bullshit. On the other hand, when I went to the subordinate to inspect, I was showing off my might, pointing fingers and making blind comparisons, and went to the factory to the farmer's house, but I just went to see the flowers, but when I entered the hotel and soaked in the sauna, I couldn't extricate myself, and I hated to grow two cocks/cocks. What are the leading cadres going down there to inspect? Answer: I don't inspect anything, I specifically inspect the legs of the hotel lady. Hahahaha...... "The high-quality laughter is extremely arrogant, it is a kind of arrogance that cannot be described in any language.

Qian couldn't stop laughing at most, and said with emotion: "Oops! Lao Gao, you are the real master of language! Speaking without thinking, it's a fucking string of bunches, buddy is really sighing to himself. ”

"Holy shit! Lao Tzu is telling the truth, and now the most popular thing for powerful people is women, followed by money. With money, most of them are spent on women, and women are a good thing in officialdom, and sometimes bribing women is more effective than bribing money. Now I take Miss as a gift. Nowadays, the most popular gift is 'Miss', to borrow an advertising slogan: this year's festival does not receive gifts, does not receive gifts, does not receive gifts, and only accepts gifts for 'big girls'. Now you can't send a woman to any leading cadre you visit! Therefore, this woman is too important, whether it is a hotel or a hotel, in short, there is no lady in the service industry. But this young lady is also knowledgeable, fuck me! You can't give it away. Otherwise, not only will it not be pleased, but it may also end up with a 'chicken and egg fight'. Therefore, we must choose a 'suitable' lady to find a 'suitable' time to receive the 'suitable' place to give to the 'suitable' person, if one of these four 'suitable' fails. If it's light, you can't do it, and if it's heavy, you lose the lady and lose your soldiers. But it's not so particular, such as finding an acquaintance or classmate to do something, so just invite him to a meal, take a sauna, and then choose a beautiful girl for him to relax, as long as his business is done, then your business is basically done. But if it's a leader or boss you don't know, you need to be cautious. You must not be hasty, in case both husband and wife are very affectionate, it will be a bit thankless to use the above tricks. Of course, no matter how much you love the cat, you can also eat fishy. But we must pay attention to strategy, and we must not fight a war for which we are not prepared. Sun Tzu said: Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent is a victory in a hundred battles...... Fuck me! Don't be fucking stunned, give me some applause and stimulate it, Lao Tzu's mouth is dry......"

Qian clapped his hands and sneered: "I'm sorry, I'm fascinated by it, I forgot to sleep and eat!" Ha ha...... Come, let us applaud the enthusiastic speeches of high-quality comrades. Hurry up and ......"

"Hmph, that's almost ......" Gao Gao rolled up his sleeves and said: "What Lao Tzu told you is a philosophy of life, which plays a pivotal role in your future life." You think men nowadays have a few ones, right? Therefore, if you want to do anything, as long as you send a beautiful woman and add some money (money), you can't do it. What the is legal! The law is dictated, right? Only the old peasants are fucking afraid of the law, and the authoritative figures of the people are afraid of the law! To use an inappropriate analogy, the laws and regulations are like the urine that comes out of the official's chicken/Barry, two fingers shake slightly, you let him slip and he slips, you let him bend and he bend, you let him draw a circle, he will never draw a circle. To use another advertising slogan, it's all under control. Dude is right? Okay, okay, stop shooting, this applause is quite timely. Hmph, in fact, men have a fucking virtue - lustful. Now it can be reflected in the word man alone. In the past, the teacher also explained to us the origin of the word 'male' in class, saying that it is composed of a 'field' and a 'force'. The man who works in the field, this is the man. This kind of explanation is only suitable for the life of men and women weaving in the past, and now it has long been unreasonable, you see that there are still a few men in the current society who are willing to use their strength in the fields, and the countryside has basically implemented mechanization, so the above explanation should have withdrawn from the stage of history a long time ago, I think the interpretation of male characters should also keep pace with the times, so male characters also have to be interpreted differently. Lao Tzu will explain to you, pay attention to me, men now! Basically, all the strength of the lower body is used on the woman. To be exact, or to put it bluntly, it means that men use all the strength of their lower body on the sun, so the male character is powerful underneath. And the 'field' on the top should be broken down into Japanese characters plus the middle one. Therefore, the new interpretation of the word 'male' is: a man puts all the strength of his lower body through the - that is, the towering shaft, all of which is applied to the sun. This is the latest interpretation of the male character, and it is also a true portrayal of today's men. Laugh at your sister! Cut! This is an explanation with intellectual property rights. Even if Lord Yama knew about it, he would have to drool in amazement! Hmph, who disagrees with my interpretation? ”

"Obey and obey, and the five bodies of the suit are thrown to the ground!" Qian laughed at most and said, "If you don't accept it, you can't do it!" It's seamless! Your mind is really high-level and keeps pace with the times! This paper scientifically and rationally analyzes the evolution and changes of men's role in the social arena in the new historical period. No wonder Lord Yama would marry his daughter to you. Lord Yama's son-in-law is not an ordinary person. Haha......"

Jin Yin said as if he had a bone in an egg: "Lao Li is a dick, after the word 'Tian' went to that erection, it was clearly a flat 'said'." Who said 'day'? Chinese characters are abundant. ”

"Phew! You know the! Qian said confidently: "The chicken/bar is poked in, isn't it fat?" Doesn't the 'day' become fat and become flat? Cut ......"

Liu Guangming was also amused by these guys, and shouted at the same time: "Okay, that's all for today, don't call ...... The money is the most, and I can't speak well, right? Shut my mouth* for me. Okay? ”