Chapter 128: There is no weird thing, only more weird
Because of the arrival of the old woman, Zhang Yun and the others didn't dare to come to Tan's house for a while, because the old woman caught someone and asked if they had a partner, so they had to introduce a suitable one.
Like Zhang Yun and Lin Yakai, it's really not that they can't find a partner, they just don't have that mind now.
The point is, Tan Yiqiao's grandmother is still straightforward, and Zhang Yun and Lin Yakai are like shy little girls, no way, they can't be provoked, they can afford to hide, right?
No, Xiao Baisu and the old lady are familiar with each other, one big and one small will hold hands and wander around the community, scourge which children are harmed, gossip and gossip, and they are very busy.
On this day, Li Yanzhan had something to find Tan Yiqiao, but he didn't dare to go to his house, he was also destroyed by the little old lady, so he had to call someone over, took Tan Yiqiao's hand and cried, "Master, Tan Ye, I beg you, can you not let your old lady catch me and introduce me, I can't stand it." ”
Zhang Yun was also there, and immediately nodded, "Yes, yes, we understand the old lady's kindness, but forget about the object." ”
Lin Yakai also wanted to cry: "We don't dare to go to you now to report to you, the old lady sees us like a cat sees a mouse, but we are afraid." ”
The corners of Tan Yiqiao's mouth twitched, and he slightly defended the embarrassed old lady in his house: "You are also not small, it's time to find a partner." ”
Several people had black lines on their faces, especially Zhang Yun, "Master, do you know who the old lady introduced to me?"
Tan Yiqiao shook his head.
"It's the third girl of Aunt Wang's family next door, I'm going to go, that height, that weight, if I don't go to the little devil's side to practice sumo wrestling, I'd rather fight a bachelor for the rest of my life!"
Tan Yiqiao had no impression of that person, but just listening to Zhang Yun's description was enough to be speechless for a while.
He turned his head: "What about you? ”
"Yes, yes, not every one of them is so weird, but every one is more bizarre than this. "There is no such thing as the most bizarre, only more bizarre.
Lin Yakai had a dark face: "Tan Ye, you always have an impression of the sister of the man next door, right?" Every day, she paints her eyebrows, paints her red lips, and wears a big colorful dress, just like a female demon who eats a dead child, who dares to ask for it?"
This one...... It seems to be a bit of an impression.,It's the one who likes to wipe the white thorns on his face.,Floating around like a ghost all day long.。
Ahem, it seems that the old lady has indeed harmed a lot of people.
He looked at Li Yanzhan again, and saw that Li Yanzhan was about to cry, "Stop! I know, you don't need to say it, get down to business first, and I'll go home and ask the old lady for the rest." ”
Li Yanzhan said that the words in his mouth were stuffed back again, and he almost didn't suffocate.
Okay, it's important to get down to business.
When Tan Yiqiao went home, he heard the old lady at the door and didn't know which girl she was thinking about, and her eyes lit up and she asked, "So, that girl is quite capable, and she is also strong and responsible, isn't she?"
"That's right, don't dare to say anything else, that girl must be filial and capable. ”
"Ahh "The old lady is preparing to harm others again.
Tan Yiqiao walked over and was about to step forward to stop him, but he heard a message that made him gloat, "Hey, I remember, my eldest son who has been missing for many years doesn't seem to have a partner yet, if I can marry this girl home, it can be regarded as a cheap kid." ”
Tan Yiqiao imagined that the high-ranking "single aristocrat", if he knew that his wife was preparing to introduce such a girl to him, he didn't know how to feel.
The old lady was rejoicing in her heart, and Xiao Baisu didn't know which tendon was twitched, so she framed the unmasked uncle every minute, "Grandma, the uncle will be obedient when he marries his daughter-in-law." ”
There was no beginning or end of the sentence, but the old lady's eyes lit up, "Yes, yes, yes, our little Su Su is smart, and the uncle will become a donkey if he has a daughter-in-law, and it will be decided here!"
Tan Yiqiao looked thoughtfully at his little radish head, and the god of Chiguoguo assisted. Therefore, he was not going to persuade the old lady to give up this glorious and great cause.
As soon as the old lady turned her head, she saw a rare smile on Tan Yiqiao's face, and asked quite proudly, "Do you also think that the old lady is wise and martial, and has a good vision?"
"It's also unique. Tan Yiqiao said with rare approval, it doesn't matter if he frames others anyway.
When Xiao Bai Su saw his father, he immediately ran over and hugged his thigh, and shouted for a hug. Of course, Tan Yiqiao was reluctant to refuse, and immediately picked up his son, in his opinion, his son was simply an angel.
Emmmmm, in the eyes of the unmasked uncle, Xiao Baisu is the demon of Chiguoguo.
In order to make himself clear, Tan Yiqiao changed the topic and said, "Old Xu called." ”
As soon as she heard Xu Lao's movement, the old lady immediately asked for the girl's contact information, and turned her head and pulled Tan Yiqiao to answer the phone.
In the past, Tan Yiqiao felt that the old lady was full of drama, and he didn't know how Old Xu could stand her. But today, he unexpectedly felt that the old lady had done a good job and should be rewarded.
The old lady returned, found that there was no phone, and asked Tan Yiqiao, "Old man Xu hung up?"
If her wife really hangs up??? she still has to cry to death?
"No phone. "Old Xu's plane is late, and it hasn't arrived yet, how can I call?
"Stinky boy, why are you lying to me?" the old lady was not pleased, picked up the slippers on her feet and threw them over.
Tan Yiqiao hugged Xiao Bai Su and hurriedly hid, and said to Xiao Bai Su, "Cry." ”
Wow, Xiao Baisu cried loudly, which frightened the old lady, "Yo yo, baby don't cry, Grandma didn't beat you...... Obediently, grandma hugged ......"
Xiao Bai Su wiped his eyes hard, how could there be any tears, he was stunned and squeezed a few drops.
It happened that Bai Wei came down from upstairs, and when she saw this lively scene, she couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth, "What are you playing? ”
The old lady was a little dumbfounded, she was an elder anyway, and she also wanted to save face? Can't she say that she chased and beat her grandson, and as a result, her great-grandson cried?
Hey, it's a shame!
Tan Ye was still worried about what happened last night, and he didn't see Bai Wei, but he saw someone at this time, so he said angrily, "She beat your son!"
The old lady was about to cry: "No, no, no, I'll beat this turtle grandson ......"
The momentum is obviously weak.
"Heheda, I'm the turtle grandson, what are you?" Tan Yiqiao asked extremely unhappily, but in exchange for the old lady's smug smile, "You are my grandson, not my grandson, whose grandson are you to ask who to go." ”
Tan Yiqiao sneered, he still didn't believe that the Human Turtles could really give birth to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.