To be reasonable, what Bengal tigers, welcome to hell or something, I thought they were all joking.

It wasn't until a tiger appeared in front of me, and it was still with its eyes shining, that I realized that there really was a tiger.

I was thrown into a huge pit opposite a sleeping tiger. The tiger obviously didn't eat, and his stomach was deflated.

If it sees me, it will swallow me without hesitation.

I raised my head and looked at the golden retriever and others standing on the edge of the pit, and wanted to yell at them, but I thought about it or forget it, and whispered, "You're here to give them a weapon!" ”

"Okay!" The golden retriever took out his dagger and was about to throw it at me, but they were a little upset to see that I was in such danger.

"No weapons!" The instructor grabbed the dagger and said, "Fighting a hungry tiger with bare hands, this is the rule set by Her Royal Highness the Princess." ”

"Instructor! You also know the identity of our boss, if you really want to hurt, the princess won't let you go, right? The golden retriever persuaded me and insisted on giving me a dagger.

"Good! Since it is talking about the princess, let the princess decide this matter. The instructor said, "Anyway, the princess is nearby." ”

"This—" The golden retriever looked embarrassed, as if he didn't want to alarm any princess.

I listened to the conversation between the two under the pit, completely confused, what princess is not a princess, isn't the United States a democracy? How come there is still an emperor?

"Princess! You're here! ”

As he spoke, the instructor turned pale and knelt on one knee, and the rest of the instructors also knelt on the ground. But the golden retrievers didn't kneel, they just looked behind them.

A moment later, a woman came into view. She is dressed gracefully and luxuriously, full of jewels, and does have the style of a princess.

However, this woman is obviously Yaoyao!

When did Yaoyao become a princess? Look at this group of black instructors kneeling so reverently, it seems that Yaoyao is really a princess.

Yaoyao glanced at me, not emotional, and turned to the instructors, "What's the matter?" ”

The instructor introduced the situation, Yaoyao nodded slightly, and her face showed a sudden look.

"Yaoyao!" I cried out with feelings, containing countless sincerity and thoughts, Yaoyao's body shook obviously, and immediately lowered her head and fell silent.

But she still resolutely turned away, and even said loudly, "A tiger is not enough, and you can't give weapons!" ”

I grass!

"You're murdering your husband!" I shouted, "You want to be widowed! ”

"Let the tiger go!"

The black instructor shouted triumphantly, and in a moment a hungry tiger with glowing eyes let in.

Roar!

When the tiger came in, he shouted, and woke up the other sleeping tiger as well.

When the two tigers looked at me, their eyes lit up, and they looked like they were salivating for lunch. To be reasonable, I'm not Wu Song, and dealing with two tigers with my bare hands is really a bit beyond my ability.

Besides, even if Wu Song still has a stick, and what people are dealing with is just a tiger.

I leaned my back against the earthen wall, sweat drenched, and my eyes stared nervously at the two tigers. The tiger was clearly not in a hurry to pounce on me and bite me, but just circled around me, first observing my movements.

Naturally, I didn't dare to move, but just stared at the tiger and scolded the golden retriever: "You are blind! Waiting for Lao Tzu to be bitten to death? ”

"Brother Yu! If you look up, we can't help it. The golden retriever also said helplessly.

I suddenly became angry and said, "Can you look up when you see me like this?" If you move a little, you'll die. ”

"We're going to have to die if we move a little, and the machine gun is pointed at the back of the head." Golden Retriever complained.

"What's the situation?" I said, "Yaoyao is really ready to murder her husband!" ”

"Who knows about you two of you?" The Golden Retriever replied.

Roar!

The two tigers, as if they had lost their patience, roared at the same time and rushed towards me.

I clenched my fists and took a deep breath, ready to fight back. I remember that Wu Song also beat the tiger to death with his fists, what grabbed the top and wore the flower skin, lifted the iron fist, and smashed it for a while!

Chirp! Chirp!

Two wind-breaking sounds.

Just as I was about to fight the tiger with my fists, two needles suddenly flew out and nailed them to the tiger's head.

There is a light blue liquid inside the needle, and when it hits the tiger, in the blink of an eye, the liquid is ingested into the tiger's body.

Obviously, this is an anesthetic, and it's a powerful one, but even if it's a powerful drug, it has to have time to take effect, right?

Therefore, after shooting the tiger, instead of stopping the tiger, it made the tiger even more angry. And this anger was naturally all vented on me.

"Lack of virtue!" I'll run away, don't say anything about Wu Song at this time, run first and then talk. As long as you can escape a certain distance and the effect of the drug kicks in, everything will be fine.

Bang bang bang!

Several figures landed in the pit.

When I looked back, it turned out to be Yaoyao and a few ghost-faced warriors.

Yaoyao had a cold face and said, "Don't use the knife, the two tigers are national treasures and can't be killed." ”

The Grimace Samurai nodded, clenched his fists and rushed forward. They obviously have extremely high hand-to-hand combat skills, and Rao is a tiger with infinite strength, and after all, it can't hurt them in the slightest.

Yaoyao stared at the battle in the arena, and I watched her intently. She had an anesthetic rifle in her hand, apparently fired by her.

After a while, the effect of the medicine was set in, and the two tigers were defeated and lay on the ground. The battle was not long, but it still injured several ghost-faced warriors, which shows the ferocity of the hungry tiger.

"Looks like you can't do anything but run!" Yaoyao looked at me coldly. This sentence is a pun, which is naturally a mockery of what I just did, and also a mockery of me saying goodbye.

"If you run when something happens, and you run regardless of it, are you also a man?" Yaoyao continued to taunt.

I smiled bitterly and said, "Yaoyao! I am..."

"Shut up!" Yaoyao interrupted me domineeringly and said, "What kind of face do you have?" You tell me, what face do you have to speak? ”

"I just thought..."

"What do you think?" Yaoyao interrupted me again and said, "Thinking of a lonely hero? Like the protagonist of an American blockbuster, save the world alone? ”

"You misunderstood me." I said.

"I'm still the same word." Yaoyao raised the gun in her hand and said coldly: "Get out!" ”

Chirp!

Without hesitation, she pulled the trigger.

The needle shot into my carotid artery, and the powerful anesthetic was injected immediately, and I immediately felt a strong vertigo.

The anesthetic used to subdue the tiger came faster than I expected, and my eyelids couldn't lift after a while, and they were extremely heavy.

Bang!

I fell to the ground and passed out.

My last impression of the world was Yaoyao's completely cold face, her eyes seemed to have only anger, and there was no love for me.

When I woke up, the golden retriever was wringing the towel, and when he saw me wake up, he handed me the hot towel and said, "Are you alright?" ”

I shook my head, signaling that I was okay. But my head was already hurting and about to burst.

"There's very unfortunate news." The Golden Retriever was a little depressed.

I looked at him and threw the hot towel on the ground.

"Princess Xenia, that is, your wife, is ready to send her home." Golden Retriever said: "She said that you will only make trouble, it is really useless." ”

"Princess?" I frowned and said, "When did Yaoyao become a princess?" ”

"She is the princess of Bangladesh, although she is the youngest princess, and the order of succession to the throne is also very low." The golden retriever said: "But after all, it's royalty!" ”

"That's, isn't it?" I couldn't help but burst into foul language, "How did you become a princess?" What else is Bangladeshi? ”

"Seems to be true." Jin Mao said: "Brother Glasses has checked it using the network of MK Group, and Miss Xenia is indeed a princess. ”

"She's my wife, whether she's a princess or not, can I not know?" I stood up angrily and said, "Call the brothers and go and reason with Yaoyao together." ”

"I'm afraid not, right?" The golden retriever showed a look of embarrassment and said, "Now we are all members of the princess guards, you have also seen it, we have been training for the past few days, just to meet the assessment standards." ”

"And then?" Listen to this, the golden retriever is ready to betray me.

"Then, because I performed a little well, I was appointed as the head of the Guards Regiment, and I also have a fief, which can be passed on to my son in the future." The golden retriever was a little embarrassed and said, "And Princess Xenia is also going to be a matchmaker for me, a noble lady from Bangladesh." ”

"So what?" I think this looks like an iron heart is going to betray me.

"So I'm Princess Xenia's person now, and I'm also the person in charge of sending you back this time." The golden retriever said in an official tone.

"Do you know I'm trying to kill you right now?" I stared at him with a wide glare.

The golden retriever nodded and said, "I can see from your eyes that you seem to want to kill not only me, but also all the brothers who betrayed you!" ”

"You're white-eyed wolves." I scolded: "Betraying Lao Tzu for a little profit?"

"Doesn't look like a petty profit?" The golden retriever smiled awkwardly and said, "The ticket has been booked, and the car is ready, if you don't have any physical problems, just go." ”

"What if I don't go?" I looked at the golden retriever.

The golden retriever spread his hands and said, "Then you can only use the strong, there are still many people outside, all of them are prepared for you by Princess Xenya, you have to say disobedient......"

I sighed helplessly, it seems that Yaoyao is really angry, and she is determined to get me back to China.

"Golden Retriever!" I changed my strategy, put my arms around the golden retriever's neck, and said, "You said that there are husbands and wives who don't quarrel?" The head of the bed fights the end of the bed, right? ”

Golden Retriever nodded.

"You also know a little about me and Yaoyao, that is, your princess Senya, right? I was trying to protect them and not want them to get involved in the MK Group dispute, because it was too dangerous, right? ”

The Golden Retriever nodded again.

"Yaoyao is just a little angry with me, as long as I talk to her calmly, she will definitely be able to understand me." I continued, "Wouldn't everyone be happy then?" I don't have to go, and you don't have to send it. ”

In fact, whether Yaoyao can forgive me or not, I really don't know the bottom of my heart, but in order to fool the golden retriever, I can't help it.

The golden retriever thought about it and shook his head very firmly.

"What are you shaking your head?" I was upset and said, "What I said doesn't make sense? ”

"Brother Yu! It's not that I despise you, to be reasonable, you are also very good and powerful, but you seem to be a little unworthy of our princess. The golden retriever said: "The princess may be able to inherit the throne of the king, and it is not impossible to have a few concubines at that time, so." ”

"Fuck you!" I scolded, "Have you thought about it? After all, the two of us have been in a relationship for so many years, and we have designated that we will meet, and if we do, we will first remove you from the position of head of the Guards Regiment, and then marry you to someone else. ”

"Do you want to be so ruthless?" The golden retriever's face changed, and he said, "Even if the head of the regiment is dismissed, even the daughter-in-law won't give it to me?" ”

"Or else?" I said, "You're fucking fucking fucking fucking me." ”

The golden retriever scratched his head and said, "Actually, I also know that you will get along, and I have also persuaded Princess Xenya, the god of war, and an old fairy, but the princess just didn't agree, and insisted on sending you back to China." You say I'm a newcomer, how can I speak? ”

Old immortals?

Mars?

Who are these people? How is it the same as the fantasy routine?

"The God of War is the one surnamed Zhao, and his kung fu is very powerful." Golden Retriever explained: "The old nerve is an old man, who seems to be very calculating. ”

Hearing him say this, I knew that it was Brother Zhao and the military advisor. It seems that the two of them still persuaded Yaoyao, but Yaoyao seemed to be angry, and she didn't let go.

"You just need to send me to Yaoyao, and I can take care of this." I said. No one can persuade this kind of thing, and the parties have to do it.

I also have confidence that as long as I am with Yaoyao, I will definitely be able to get back together with her.

"To the princess?" The golden retriever tapped his finger on the door of his head and said, "It seems that there is a real chance." ”

"What chance?" I said with a bit of surprise.

"At night, Sheena mainly swims, right in the back garden of the Bangladeshi embassy in the United States." Jin Mao said: "I am in charge of the security work this time, so I should have a chance to send you to the princess." ”

"You're in charge of security inside the embassy?" I was a little stunned. The embassy is equivalent to the territory of Bangladesh, and it is also to protect the princess, so it is an outsider who has just been subdued by the golden retriever?

"Is it reliable?" I couldn't help but worry.

The golden retriever nodded and said, "It's very reliable." But I'm just afraid you won't be able to beat the princess. ”

"Can't beat it?" I smiled and said, "Not really, right?" ”

I know that Yaoyao knows kung fu and learned it from the woman in black, but even if I don't cook again, I won't be able to beat Yaoyao, right?

"The princess has to train every day." The golden retriever said: "And he also fights with Brother God of War, Brother God of War sometimes can't take advantage of the princess." ”

Brother God of War?

Brother Zhao?

Even Brother Zhao can't take advantage of Yaoyao? Are you kidding? What kind of pervert Brother Zhao looks like, who doesn't know?

"Stop making a fuss." I didn't believe it: "My daughter-in-law is not that powerful." ”