Chapter 68 A princess who doesn't climb the wall is not a good princess
In the middle of the night, the Chu Xiangfu Mansion, except for the sound of the watch sounding from outside from time to time, it was quiet. Chu Yan lay on the bed, throwing two nuts into her mouth from time to time to eat, and then impatiently cast her eyes to the window.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak—"
There was a sound of rats outside the window, although it was a little unlike, but it was better than a god-·
Chu Yan threw a shoe over, smashed it outside the window, and then fell silent.
You won't be killed by your own shoes, right? Chu Yan turned over and did it, and then there was another sound outside the window, and the cat meowed-·
First the mouse and then the cat, do you want to tell yourself that the mouse was eaten by the cat?
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law?? Anyone? ”
The sound outside the window was obviously a suppressed sound, a sense of caution.
Chu Yan glanced at it and said lightly: "Mu Yuanqi, if you don't come in, you can spend the night under the window tonight." ”
As soon as the words fell, a figure jumped in, and then sat down beside Chu Yan loudly, "Sister-in-law, this, this, isn't this the first time that people have been gentlemen on the beam?" Don't be careful. "If this is bumped into by the sixth brother, must he break his leg? The sixth brother is too cruel——·
Chu Yan rolled her eyes and sneered: "Co-author, the last time I went to the palace, wasn't you a gentleman?" Is it the villain on the beam? ”
Mu Yuanqi collapsed his face and looked at Chu Yan sadly, hey, my sister-in-law, this sleeping appearance is really, too, too unbearable. But fortunately, this skin is good, and I can't care about that much.
"Look at what you stinky boy! Have you grown your hair? Is it well developed? Do you have spring dreams? ”
Chu Yan slapped Mu Yuanqi's head unceremoniously, and suddenly felt refreshed. It would be better if it was Mu Zexi's head this time.
Mu Yuanqi blushed, very embarrassed, and said shyly: "Sister-in-law, my sixth brother said that if a woman is dangling in front of you in a middle coat, then it is a seduction." Sister-in-law, my cousin Xie said that if a woman's face is very round, it must be a woman, and her sister-in-law must be a woman today. ”
I rub, what do you mean to be a woman today? Can't Xie Yao teach something good!!!
Also, Mu Zexi, what is seduction? I can't see half of the flesh on my body and I seduce you?
"Mu Zexi, your uncle!"
Chu Yan threw out this sentence angrily, and then slapped again, and with a snap, it hit Mu Yuanqi's head.
Mu Yuanqi cried with a sad face, and said pitifully: "Sister-in-law, you must be visiting your aunt today, Yuanqi is ready to burn the kitchen, sister-in-law is nearby or lottery this time?" Or is it unique? Yuan Qi also wanted to tell his sister-in-law, sister-in-law, next time, don't hit your head, the sixth brother said that the grievance is too stupid, and he can't be stupid anymore——·"
"Yo, are you ready?"
Chu Yan laughed at a treacherous, oh, no, treacherous, and then slapped Mu Yuanqi's buttocks, "The prince is guilty of breaking the law and the common people, your dignified prince, the prince, why did you fall to the point of burning someone else's kitchen to protect yourself?" Is that what Mu Zexi taught you? Is that how I taught you? Yes!!! ”
"Sister-in-law—"
Mu Yuanqi had tears on his face, looked at Chu Yan pitifully, and choked up: "The kitchen that burned before was mine." You didn't once ask me to burn down someone else's kitchen—·"
Chu Yan was stunned.
Mu Yuanqi continued: "My cook said that our kitchen is weird, and if it catches fire again, he won't do it." ”
Chu Yan nodded, and said indifferently: "Change." ”
Mu Yuanqi continued to cry: "The cooks in the capital are no longer working in my house. ”
——Unlucky child——
Chu Yan's heart suddenly softened, grabbed a handful of nuts and handed them to Mu Yuanqi, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, don't cry, cry again, I'll have to be drowned by you." Come on, eat some nuts and vent your anger! ”
Mu Yuanqi took the nut, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it angrily, very hard. Chu Chang believed that Mu Yuanqi must have hoped that the nut in her mouth was her--Then Chu Chang couldn't help but shudder, sniffed, and stayed away from Mu Yuanqi.
"Sister-in-law, what are you doing when you send me a letter to ask me to come to you in the middle of the night? I feel like an adulterer and an adulteress—·"
After chewing the nuts in his mouth, Mu Yuanqi looked at Chu Yan pitifully, complaining in his heart, his sister-in-law has been getting more and more rude recently-rude-rude-·
Chu Yan sneered twice, and said with some emotion: "Even if it's looking for an adulterer, I won't look for you-"
"And who are you looking for?"
Mu Yuanqi became interested, and privately thought that if he could get some useful information for the sixth brother, maybe he could avoid the tragedy of the sixth brother being suspended.
Chu Yan ignored Mu Yuanqi, but sat with her legs in great distress, "Mu Yuanqi, I want to go out for a walk, you say, where are we going?" ”
Mu Yuanqi is so good at playing, he must know what is fun. The best, it's the kind of place where you can be rampant and domineering, and beautiful men hug left and right!
Chu Yan thought so, but didn't notice that Mu Yuanqi was looking at him with a frightened face, and for a moment, he cried out with a deflated mouth: "Sister-in-law, I don't want to go to the Guozijian, I don't want to go to the Guozijian-"
Guozijian is his nightmare, so he shouldn't go. The last time, although he was not punished much, he was arrested and sent to Guozi to listen to the class, listen to the class, and then, as soon as he fell asleep, he still felt that it was painful - it was a nightmare!
Chu Yan covered Mu Yuanqi's mouth, and said with hatred: "Can you have a little adulterer's consciousness?" Is it so loud that you want to call everyone in the house to 'catch the adulterer'? ”
As soon as he said this, Mu Yuanqi's crying suddenly stopped. If he was caught raping today, he wouldn't have to live, he would have to be beaten to death.
"Sister-in-law, Cousin Xie will go back to Jiangyin in the next two days, Jiangyin is full of beautiful people, why don't we go to Jiangyin?"
Suddenly, Mu Yuanqi had a flash of inspiration and thought of this good idea.
Jiangyin is the base camp of the Xie family, and when you arrive in Jiangyin, you can almost walk sideways. However, the Xie family has strict rules, and almost all the children of the Xie family are good children with good conduct and gentle manners.
Chu Yan thought about it, Jiangyin? Well, as long as you can leave the capital for a while, you can go anywhere.
"You go back and get the money, and then come to me tomorrow night at this time. If you let the third person know about this, hehe, Mu Yuanqi, I'll let you see what it means to destroy flowers with spicy hands!!! ”
Mu Yuanqi shrunk his neck, and wailed in his heart: Woo woo woo, sister-in-law is too terrifying, too terrifying-
"Sister-in-law, I promise not to let the third person know, I promise."
For the sake of his own life, Mu Yuanqi still decided to keep this secret.
Chu Chang's so-called spicy hand destroying flowers he knows very well, it is said that there is a kind of flower, called roses, which is covered with thorns, one at a time a gentleman annoyed Chu Chang, and was kicked into the rose by Chu Chang, and then, the flower was ruined, and the gentleman was also ruined-
"That's good, by the way, Mu Yuanqi, let me ask you a very serious matter."
Chu Yan saw Mu Yuanqi's expression was very, eh, serious, and reluctantly believed him. But I remembered a little thing, Xu Yanyu's marriage contract with Mu Yuanqi, although she was sure that Mu Yuanqi didn't like Xu Yanyu, but, anyway, her plan was to tell Mu Yuanqi, the unlucky child. After all, he wanted Mu Yuanqi's fiancée to run away with others. This is not very kind to say.
Mu Yuanqi glanced at Chu Yan strangely, "Sister-in-law, you can say it, as long as you don't ask me about bedwetting." ”
Bedwetting –
Chu Yan glanced at Mu Yuanqi, sighed, and comforted: "It's okay, you're still young, just pee." ”
"The doctor said, I'm a normal man."
Mu Yuanqi put his hand in his hand, and very seriously conveyed the words of the imperial doctor to Chu Yan, he felt that this was his dignity as a man.
Chu Yan choked, and probably understood what was going on in her heart. Probably Mu Yuanqi is not wetting the bed, but has grown up.
"Don't worry, I'm going to ask you, what are you going to do?"
"What to do? Mama said, I can find a big palace maid to teach, but the sixth brother said, although I am a member of the royal family, I can't ruin the innocence of other girls so casually. ”
Mu Zexi?
Chu Yan's face collapsed, he was really not afraid of suffocating his younger brother.
"Sister-in-law, don't worry, my sixth brother didn't use those palace maids, and they were all driven away by him. There used to be a palace maid who stripped naked and lay on my sixth brother's bed, and my sixth brother found someone to throw her into the lake, oh, by the way, it was Taiye Lake. ”
As if he was worried that Chu Yan would misunderstand, Mu Yuanqi hurriedly explained.
But also, it feels like being with a strange palace maid, it's so weird-·
Mu Yuanqi deeply remembered that the palace maids of his sixth brother went to the house collectively, collectively, and became a monk. So in his impression, the palace maids are all monks in the end, so he should not stop them from honoring the Buddha! Lest the Buddha take retribution, how can he bear it!
Thinking of this, Mu Yuanqi shook his head fiercely, putting aside all the messy thoughts in his mind.
"What I'm asking is, what are you going to do with Xu Yanyu?"
For a long time, Chu Yan asked silently with a dark face. As soon as she heard the name Mu Zexi, she felt very chaotic in her heart now, very messy, and it was almost messed up.
Mu Yuanqi rolled his eyes, "Sister-in-law, is Xu Yanyu my dish?" I am a daughter-in-law, not a master! Besides, people call Shen Jinyi dedication, I don't do anything like beating mandarin ducks."
Break up a loving couple?
These four words knocked Chu Yan's heart again.
Mu Yuanqi knew that he beat mandarin ducks at such a young age, hey, but he was a color heart together, and he forgot everything.
This feeling of being stuck between Mu Zexi and Rong Qian is really uncomfortable.
Evil, Buddha, can't you bless me a little next time? I can't help it, I see everyone in my heart!
"The woman I want to marry must be a beauty, at least, at least like your sister-in-law. Well, you still have to cook, you have to be able to play with me, and you have to be able to fight with me, if you can't do any of this, then don't think about it. ”
"Mu Yuanqi."
Chu Yan suddenly called Mu Yuanqi very seriously.
Mu Yuanqi turned his head and met Chu Yan's serious gaze, and suddenly his heart sank, it's over, did he say something wrong?
Chu Yan smiled and said, "You might as well find a nanny." ”
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