Volume 2 "The Struggle Between Humans and Animals" Chapter 29 [Eyes and Nothing, Still Fucking Up - Human-Beast War]
Yuwen Chengdu was bare-chested and empty-handed to fight the tiger, and Yuwen Chengdu at that time was the first in the world and unbeatable. That's so proud, bare-chested, with empty hands, I haven't put the tiger in my eyes!
Now when I heard the tiger say that I want to teach myself a lesson, I looked up to the sky proudly and laughed: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ......ha,
After laughing, pull your face suddenly!
Sharply said:
"Don't talk about a tiger, even if you add a leopard or a lion, I'm not afraid, it's just a bear! Hmph, hmph..."
Don't talk about the momentum, even if it's a group, don't pay attention to it. There are more than 100 generals and soldiers under Yuwen Chengdu, and there is a lot of discussion.
Besides, the tiger, since the tiger girl was beaten by Shi Duanye, she has long hated people, and she has long wanted to compete with people, but she has no chance. Now I have met the best of a martial artist!
It's just: the fox tricked him into returning Fang Tian's halberd and taking off his armor, this is not fun! This shirtless man with empty hands is not the meat in my tiger's mouth or the food on his plate! Even so, it didn't dare to be careless, it took a few steps back, and it was fully prepared to pounce!
Chengdu looked at the Beast King and was also prepared for emergencies! Just waiting for the tiger to pounce and fight...
The Great War is imminent!
Suddenly, the unexpected happens!
At the critical moment, Yuwen Chengdu suddenly put away the move...
What's going on?
It turned out that Chengdu heard a voice, not loud, but terrifying. It's the sound of the bow drawn... Chengdu turned around abruptly and shouted: "Bold!!" Thou shalt not hurt with an arrow! ”
It turned out that one of his generals was called (bearded stubble), and he wanted to take advantage of the Beastmaster's inattention and give it an arrow to the head, but now when he heard it, he had to slowly put away the bow. made a red face and a thick neck, scared out of a cold sweat!
The tiger was going to pounce on Chengdu, but when he saw him, he suddenly startled and turned around violently; … I didn't pounce on it!
(Think:)
"You turn around, I'll pounce, lose my reputation as the beastmaster!"
Listen again:
"Ahh
Just wait for Yuwen, wait for him to turn around and fight again...
But when he saw Yuwen, he looked proud, and said to the soldiers: "Without my order, no one is allowed to shoot, I want the tiger to lose!" Everybody look, I'm going to take it back and show the door to the house, ha, ha, ha...". Laugh up to the sky, laughter shakes the sky!
When the tiger heard this, he was angry, didn't he treat me like a dog? A domestic dog. Not even a wild dog!!
"Although you kid is righteous, but you speak harshly, and your eyes are empty, who doesn't get angry when you hear it?"
The Beastmaster swallowed his anger and thought, "I'm going to wait for you to be ready, and I have to teach you a lesson, a madman!" ”
I saw Yuwen:
Slowly turned around, stretched his arms and legs, and then, with a straighten neck, he made a posture and began to beckon to the Beastmaster:
"Tiger, come, come, come! Let me knock you down, tie you up, and bring you back to me to watch the door! ”
After that, I tied up my horse steps, fought with my arms, and puffed up my muscles!
When the beast king saw Yuwen waiting for him, he waved his hand to it and shouted "come, come, come". The boss in his heart was unhappy, gritted his teeth, roared, and kicked the ground with his hind legs! The body rises in the air, more than 2 feet high!
Open the mouth of the blood basin, Mount Tai pressed the top and went straight to Yuwen...
Chengdu didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly returned the fight, and there was a fierce short-handed encounter...
This time it's amazing, it's really eight immortals crossing the sea, each showing its ability, the battle between man and tiger, they all want to be dominant, a good war between man and beast......
It's stupid to look at everyone, I've never seen it, it's so amazing!!
Saw:
Yuwen Chengdu kung fu line, jumping up and down the body light. ---
The soldiers looked at it, and they all had goosebumps all over their bodies, but there were exceptions, there was a soldier named (Liu Guisan), although his legs were a little lame, but there were a lot of things! His mouth is not idle at all!
Corner 3:
General Yuwen is good at kung fu, and he can really run when he jumps up and down. ---
Chengdu's general skills are not bad, and he moves his body quickly. ---
Kung Fu was learned in real life, and the tiger pounced and kicked it with his feet. ---
The kung fu he learned is really good, not just defending but also attacking. ---
There is also a soldier, who is a relative of Chengdu, a small but shrewd and capable, ranked sixth, known as Zhao Liu. He and Gui San were originally drinking friends and had a close relationship! Zhao Liu is also a person who likes to find trouble without anything to compete and pick quarrels and provoke trouble! Now seeing that the battle between man and beast is thrilling and abnormal, the aggressive heart is gradually born, and he secretly rubs his hands and is eager to try, but without the order of General Yuwen, he does not dare to act without authorization, only the sleeves of the anxious are pulled up, and the fists are clenched: this strong arm is immediately muscular! But: He had to endure it and move his mouth first:
General Yuwen stretched out his arm, and the tiger opened its mouth to bite. ---
General Yuwen kicked off his leg, and the tiger opened his mouth when he saw the meat. ---
General Yuwen has many methods, so he tries his best to move. ---
The tiger's tail swept the steel whip and slapped the general. ---
The lame crutch looked at his good friend Zhao Liu, knowing what he thought, he smiled at him, pouted his mouth and began to babble again:
The tiger has rough skin and thick flesh, and it is not allowed to be grasped by the general's hands. ---
The tiger weighs 500 pounds, and his strength is heavy. ---
Although the general is also big, he weighs only about 200. ---
(Little Zhao Liu:)
The king of the tigers among the people, and the two kings are injured when they fight. ---
The king of man and the tiger are the hegemons of the tiger, and the two hegemons of man and beast compete for the world. ---
(Really:) a man-tiger maneuver battle, more than 100 people watching.
We animals stand on the sidelines, thrilling and exciting human and tiger battles. ---
The tiger opened its mouth wide several times, and the general did not give it a chance. ---
Our tigers, with rough skin and thick meat, and their people, with fine skin and tender meat. ---
Chengdu is bent on fighting quickly, and he doesn't dare to move slowly. ---
Chengdu only wears a pair of pants, and the white meat is grabbed casually. ---
General Yuwen doesn't have a straw bag, he jumps up and down like a tanuki. ---
Yuwen Chengdu is not stupid, he can mix in front of Brother Tiger. ---
After this man and beast fought, it was hard and horizontal to touch together, it was really a battle of strength, a fierce battle, this Yuwen is really amazing! Jumping up and down, very flexible! Look at the tiger again, although it is more than 480 pounds, it has great strength! After learning Tai Chi again, the Beast King made his body: dexterous and abnormal! In front of Yuwen: extremely brave and ferocious! Advance and attack, attack fiercely. I almost succeeded a few times......
At this time, the beast king remembered the pain of being injured by someone, and immediately became fierce and vicious, and he couldn't wait to tear the person in half in one bite! Now it's ruthless! As long as you bite Yuwen anywhere, even if it is a hand or a foot! Never let go! The Beastmaster will swing his head! Throw people up and fall to death!
But Yuwen's heart: Mirror-like! Won't give it a chance! Yuwen Kung Fu is carefully taught by more than a dozen masters! I have experienced actual combat on the battlefield again! These tricks, coupled with personal talent, practice walking and slippery, you should use that trick, don't even think about it! It's a natural success!
Fighting, although the tiger became more and more courageous, but after a long time, in front of the strong enemy Yuwen, he slowly fell a little behind...
This battle made all the animals and soldiers stupid and stunned! No one has ever seen a man-tiger fight!! The soldier thought: "Although the general has a slight advantage, it is not easy, that is, Chengdu!" If you change someone else, no one will succeed!! "Now: the soldiers are happy. The general has the upper hand, and the soldiers feel the scenery!
This person has a problem, as soon as there is something, he is proud, and he just has a little upper hand and then follows self-righteousness! You see, the soldiers and generals are shaking their heads happily and gloating. The beginning of the dancing exaggeration:
Within a few minutes of fighting, the general had the upper hand. ---
(Soldier B:) General Yuwen plays the tiger, easily like a dance. ---
(Soldier C:) General Yuwen is like playing, and he beats the tiger with his bare hands. ---
Seeing that the tiger couldn't stand it, the general kept spanking. ---
At this time, Yuwen really had the upper hand, and the tiger was either beaten here or there, which was ugly. The bear can't stand it anymore, this bear is a tiger iron buddy, and his mother was also killed by an iron clip. Now I see that Brother Tiger has the upper hand, and he is beaten vigorously, and he can't stand it anymore......
But see:
In order to show off himself, this high-skilled Yuwen... He... Alas!
I saw Yuwen: In the midst of the chaotic battle, I took the time to step two beast kings: [Cat Strand Stake]!
Note: (Cat strand pile: It is to raise your legs and spread over your head, which has the meaning of contempt and teasing!) )
When the bear saw it, he was angry: "Ouch! Brother Tiger is not ashamed to be killed; This is stepped [cat stock pile], shame! ”
"Oops! Not good! ”
In order to show himself, Yuwen took the time to kick the beastmaster two more [kicks]!
Note: [Kicking] is to take advantage of your lack of attention, behind you, slam your ass with your knees! There is a deliberate belittling and teasing meaning.
This arrogant Yuwen continued to tease the Beastmaster in front of all the animals and soldiers! As the saying goes: the tiger will not be humiliated when he dies, and the wolf will not let go when he dies! What is this called? It's not a thing! Anger the animals! Especially the big bear, everyone knows his temper: he is violent, arrogant, and deadly!! I thought to myself, "These two legs are crazy!" ”
The bear is about to go on at this time, I don't know if Brother Tiger will let me---
Then:
The little man Zhao Liu danced happily and shouted loudly:
Yuwen Chengdu is good at martial arts, and it is effortless to fight tigers. ---
The beastmaster wanted to vent his anger on the wolf, but he didn't meet the master!! ---
The soldier was even more happy when he saw it, he moved the lame leg with his hands, put it on his shoulder, and pressed his big head! Standing on one leg and jumping up and down one by one, it looks very funny!
But it doesn't affect him to speak!
General Yuwen has good martial arts, so quickly hit the tiger. ---
Look at everyone, the tiger is going to be finished. ---
The bear was anxious when he heard it!
"What? If you have the upper hand, you don't know what your surname is, and you still coax, which makes people more powerful and flattering. I... I'll come too..."
Saw:
The bear roared loudly and walked forward with a crooked twist. ---
Don't look at the slow walking of the bear, come forward to help in the big fight. ---
Animals see bears to get on! There was a lot of discussion and cheering in unison:
Don't look at the bear's face, you have to slap people with a slap! ---
Although the bear is slow, he is not stupid, and he has hated the arrogant Yuwen! ---
When the little fox saw the little fox, they admired Uncle Xiong's courage and courage very much! A little red fox jumped around and cheered for the big bear, with a milky voice:
Uncle Xiong has a temper and wants to fight hard with Chengdu! ---
Uncle Xiong has a violent temper and wants to kill people!! ---
Uncle Xiong relied on his strength to save Brother Tiger from the field!! ---
If you know Tai Chi, you will be bold, and you will come forward to help fight! ---
(Bear)
Even if you die, you have to go up, and you can't forget the feeling of worship!! ---
Chengdu treats my brother as a monkey, and I won't beat you yet!? ---
The big bear is angry, while running forward, jumping high, jumping high! A few more flips! … to increase the momentum!!
Seeing that Brother Tiger is going to suffer, he can't lose this time! ---
Chengdu is proud and arrogant, and says big things before fighting! ---
If I don't beat you up today, you will definitely be blind after you get naked!! ---
If I don't give you some color today, it also looks like my bear is too grassy!! ---
Look at the more than 300 pounds of big bears and a few empty-handed flips! Rushing to Yuwen, it is a palm to go up! Yuwen Chengdu is really a master of art, bold, and his skills are shocking! Not to dodge, but to meet the bear......
Yuwen Chengdu is horizontal, and he dares to fight hard with the bear. ---
(Just listen :)
"Bang Bang...!!"
There was an earth-shattering sound, who would dare to stop it with great strength!! ---
Big Bear's body of more than 300 catties "kicked, kicked, kicked" back a few steps, Yuwen Chengdu was tired of fighting the tiger just now, and at this time he was hit hard by the bear, and he almost vomited blood, and his body shook a few times.
The animals opened their mouths wide in shock!! People were scared into a cold sweat!
The human, the tiger, and the bear each stood aside, all of them settled down, and each set up a posture to secretly exert force, preparing for the second round of battle.
Their eyes breathe fire and they glared at each other, seeing that a battle between humans, tigers, and bears was about to happen!!
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