Chapter 0089: Master and Apprentice Learn the Scriptures
Fu Wenbin squinted, looked at Tianyang, picked up his clothes, shook his neck, stopped talking, waved his hand and walked out with another policeman.
"Team Fu, are you still trying or not??" The young policeman closed the door and asked.
"Interrogate a fart, go back and make a material, hide a gun privately, and report it when I'm free tomorrow, and throw it directly in the detention center!" After Fu Wenbin finished speaking, he blushed his face, went to the cafeteria to get a meal, and ate it in a big gulp.
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Early the next morning, before I could open my eyes, I heard Wang Mumu start humming and chirping like a wolf dog, I rubbed my red eyes, sat on the bed and walked out.
"Ka-ho, Ka-ho!!"
Wang Mumu was holding a bag of instant noodles, chewing there, I was stunned for a moment, and asked him, "Is it delicious?" ”
"It's a good JB, isn't it!! Look at the instant noodle bag!! Three fresh noodles!! Two thousand years later! Have you ever seen the three fresh noodles? Target! Make a DNA for it, it's ...... older than me!" Wang Mumu opened the bag, sprinkled it on the crushed noodles with a bang, and continued to chew.
"Then why don't you go out to eat? I asked again.
Guan Yu said that there are many dreams in the long night...... After taking the things, send them to the boss and eat them again! After Wang Mumu finished speaking, Ka Bang bit again, blood flowed from the tooth flowers, Wang Mumu looked at it in a daze for two seconds, tears in his eyes, and cried......
"Poor baby, ......!" I said a wordless word, and then went into the bathroom, ready to rinse my face with water, and pouted.
"What's the ink?" Guan Yu also walked out of the bedroom, but Wang Mumu saw Guan Yu stunned for a long time, and asked softly, "Why are you going?" This is going hunting?? ”
I curiously poked my head out of the toilet and looked out, only to see Guan Yu carrying a crossbow behind him, an iron rod in his hand, a pig-killing knife pinned to his waist, and a quiver box with a few bows and arrows inserted in it......
"Bang Dang!!" Guan Yu bared his teeth and smiled, unloaded the crossbow from his back, put it on the ground, clicked and dragged the bow spring, pulled the bow and arrow, and said: "Big Black Eagle, a professional imported ballistic profile, can fire crossbow arrows, steel balls, made of titanium alloy, triple focusing scope, effective range of fifty meters...... This game should still be played when I was a child.,What's the matter.,It's pretty handsome! ”
After speaking, Guan Yu put down the big black eagle, picked up an iron rod more than one meter long, twisted it from the middle, snapped and pulled, a slender knife with cold light, pulled it out of the stick, and then said lightly: "Pipe knife, can smash and cut, steel mouth rattling, stabbing a knife, properly dripping blood pneumothorax!" ”
After putting down the pipe knife, Guan Yu took a pig-killing knife from his waist again, thought about it, and said: "This JB plays, there is nothing to introduce, in case of a situation, just click to cut!" ”
Wang Mumu and I looked at Guan Yu blankly, stunned for a long time, and then Wang Mumu said: "Master Xuanzang, give me a tiger skin skirt, let's learn from it, right?" ”
“…… It's okay to learn from the experience, but the problem is the lack of people!! I shook the water from my hand and walked out with a smile.
"Master!! The third junior brother was captured by a monster ......! Wang Mumu shouted cooperatively.
"What does JB mean? Isn't this equipment awesome?? Guan Yu said unhappily.
"Nima!! What JB is broken, just this little broken pipe knife, all the in a hurry, without me JJ poking hard, who is stabbing Nima?? Wang Mumu blinked his eyes, kicked the pipe knife, and said with bared teeth.
"What should you do with this, take something, there's no need!" I sat on the sofa, picked up the pig-killing knife, touched the blade lightly, and with a snap, a tooth fell out on the blade......
"Hurry up JB and put that on him!! I will blackmail you for 50 yuan, who do you talk to! Wang Mumu blinked, took the instant noodle bag, and dried it in one gulp......
"Don't make a fuss, I feel very bad, the gun can't be used, or I can't tell you in the future, take it, be prepared, in case something really happens, it's good to have a weapon ......!" Guan Yu took a black cloth bag and put the crossbow on it, meaning that he used this.
Wang Mumu blinked his eyes, grabbed the pipe knife quickly, and then said, "From now on, please call me Wukong!" ”
"Is this in hand?? Dude, can we give me a knife cover? Don't go up the waist, go down, and then Nima will make an asshole, and I really don't know how to use the buttocks in the future......" I wordlessly picked up the rusty pig-killing knife, bared my teeth and said.
"Also, go to the kitchen and get a cloth bag to clean up, let's hurry up and learn the scriptures, let's go and laugh!!" Guan Yuting JB roared excitedly.
"Laugh JB...... Stupid! Wang Mumu screwed the pipe knife, and immediately contradicted, don't put it behind his head, show a handle, a bit like a Nima knight, don't be in the waist, the legs are not long enough, Zuihou The smartest pretending to be a coercion in human history thought of one, and he didn't know where to Tao Teng An antique-grade sunglasses, holding a steel stick in his hand, pestle on the ground, and then said gloomily: "Wukong is blind......"
"Dead Star!! Even Nima didn't go out, so he was blind......" Guan Yu scolded angrily.
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After the three of us packed up our things, Guan Yu carried a black cloth bag with a big black eagle crossbow, I pinned a pig-killing knife to my waist, and Wang Mumu walked out of the old building with a sunglasses and pretending to be blind.
Standing on the street, I took a taxi, and the three of us got in, I was still sitting in the co-pilot, and Guan Yu and Wang Mumu were sitting in the back.
"Where are you going?" The driver asked.
"I don't know the place very well, in this way, I command you, where do you go, if you go the wrong way, count it in mine!" I said a word.,Carefully recalled in my mind.,The location of the Zhang Ji Bone Museum where the big dick met us yesterday.,I often drive.,So let me go I remember.,But I forgot the name of the street.。
"Good!" At this point, just after the rush hour, there were few people taking taxis on the street, so the driver nodded happily, started the car, and drove away slowly.
Wang Mumu and I were idle, and started chatting and talking about calves, while Guan Yu always looked backwards, and Wang Mumu and I didn't care at first, but after Guan Yu looked at it a few times, his face became more and more serious.
"What's wrong??" I asked with a frown.
"Master, speed up !!" Guan Yu didn't answer my words, turned his head back, and said calmly.
"Isn't it necessary to follow the traffic rules to speed up?" The driver said with a smile.
"Mumu!!" Guan Yu shouted.
"Boom!!"
Wang Mumu picked up the stick, knocked it suddenly, the barbed wire fence separated from the driver's seat, the driver glanced back at the blind Wang Mumu, and accelerated out with one foot of the accelerator.
"Turn left!!" Guan Yu said again.
"Squeak!!" The taxi, which was traveling on the side road, made a sharp turn and entered a one-way street.
"Parking !!"
"Squeak!!"
The taxi drove less than two hundred meters and suddenly stopped, Guan Yu opened the door, suddenly rushed out, and shouted: "Get out of the car, hurry up!" ”
After listening to this, Wang Mumu didn't pretend to be a blind anymore, and ran down with a stick, I took out a hundred yuan casually, threw it in the car, and ran down.
Then the three of us suddenly slipped into a small restaurant, and as soon as we entered, a Passat slowly drove through the door of the hotel.
"It's the car in the park yesterday!!" Guan Yu frowned, stared at Passat deadly, and said.