The reason why I said that I slept Xu Mengqi was of course to dispel Xiao Ling's thoughts. And I will choose Xu Mengqi to be my shield, obviously because I don't want to ruin Su Yuhan's reputation. She is my future daughter-in-law, and I believe that no one will ruin the reputation of her daughter-in-law. After all, a woman, and a teacher, if it was rumored that she and her students were doing that kind of thing in the woods, it is estimated that no one would be able to raise their heads.

When I said that, all the students in the class were stunned. Even Liu Xiaohuan, who made the lie that I slept with Xu Mengqi, was dumbfounded.

He first looked at me in disbelief for a moment, and then tugged at the corner of my clothes: "Brother Qiang, you are stupid, even if you really slept with your cousin, you shouldn't say it." You're too upright, what a shame is it for our sister-in-law to say that. ”

I don't have time to pay attention to Liu Xiaohuan's teasing, my eyes have been staring at Xiao Ling.

I saw her after listening to me. He was stunned for a moment, then immediately covered his mouth and cried and ran out of the classroom.

After she left, all eyes turned to my face. In the end, we whispered to the head of the class with a shocking sentence to end our last class of the week: "Wu Qiang, you are a scumbag!" I curse you to never lift it from today onwards, and if you do, it will also be premature ejaculation...; …; ”

Premature ejaculation, ejaculation, ejaculation...; …;

After Yuan Siyu finished speaking, she went out to chase Xiao Ling, and the whole class looked at her majestic and glorious back, and watched her gradually disappear at the door of the classroom, and then we packed up our things and went home.

After everyone was almost gone, Liu Xiaohuan and I walked out of the classroom side by side.

After leaving the classroom, Liu Xiaohuan asked me with disdain: "Brother Qiang, didn't you like Xiao Ling very much before, but why do I think you don't care about her anymore, you won't change your mind about her, right?" ”

"Hey...; …; I shook my head: "I already have a girlfriend." ”

"Didn't you say that you had broken up with Huang Ziyi?" Liu Xiaohuan asked again.

Although he is my best brother, I have a lot to say to him. But only my relationship with Ye Zi and Su Yuhan has been hiding from him.

After all, everyone has their own secrets, I have them, and I believe Liu Xiaohuan also has them. Don't look like he's usually brainless, but he's not stupid, and I'm sure he also has a lot of things he hasn't told me.

"Huang Ziyi and I broke up, but I have other girlfriends." I said.

"it...; …; Liu Xiaohuan exclaimed, and suddenly became very excited.

Originally, I thought he was excited about me having a new girlfriend, but what he said next made me want to slap him to death: "Brother Qiang, since you have a girlfriend, then you give me Xiao Ling?" We can all see that Xiao Ling likes you very much now, if you ask her out, she will definitely go out with you. Why don't I go and open a room tonight, you help me ask her over, it's dark at night, how does she know I'm not you...; …; ”

"Get out! Livestock...; …; "I kicked Liu Xiaohuan out of the way.

This dog is dripping, and he can even think of such an idea.

"Brother Qiang, you're too uninteresting, don't occupy the pit and don't...; …; "Liu Xiaohuan is still behind, ready to catch up and convince me. As soon as I turned around, he turned around and ran away, not daring to chase me anymore.

After walking to the school gate, Ye Zi and Huang Ziyi were already waiting for me in a black Buick car.

When I walked over, I saw Ye Zi sitting in the co-pilot, so I had to get into the back seat and sit with Huang Ziyi.

Ye Zi asked me if I had passed, and I nodded and said that I had scored ninety-five points. Ye Zi happily praised me a few words, and as for other things, I didn't tell Ye Zi. After all, there was an outsider and Huang Ziyi present, and I didn't want to talk about the things with Xu Mengqi and Xiao Ling in the classroom just now.

Although I didn't go to work during this time, I slept very little every day. I sat in the car for a while and fell asleep.

I slept for more than an hour, and Ye Zi woke me up when I was almost at our house: "Xiaoqiang, wake up, it's almost home, where should you park?" ”

When I was woken up, I found that my head was actually resting on Huang Ziyi's lap. When she saw that I had opened my eyes, she immediately pouted and said, "Brother-in-law, you are taking advantage of me again, are you having any embarrassing dreams, why did you touch my thighs so hard just now...; …; ”

Nima...; …; This brain-dead can be a good friend with our whispering class leader.

I knew her very well now, and I knew very well that if I reasoned with her in this situation, she would probably have something more shocking to say in the next second, so I didn't want to talk to her at all, so I quickly got up and looked out the window.

In less than five minutes, the driver drove to the entrance of our village.

It was not yet seven o'clock, and it was not yet dark.

After getting out of the car, Huang Ziyi and Ye Zi carried a lot of things out of the trunk. There were boxes of expensive supplements, as well as fruit and other things to eat.

It is estimated that these things add up to at least a thousand dollars. I asked them why they bought so many things, and Huang Ziyi said that I didn't have any money, and Sister Ye Zi bought them all.

Ye Zi smiled slightly: "It's the first time I've gone to see my godfather and godmother." Shall I go empty-handed? ”

I know that Ye Zi is actually a very thrifty person, just take the first time she invited me to eat and asked me if I wanted fried rice noodles or fried rice noodles. Presumably, she rarely buys so many things.

Now that everything has been bought here, it is useless for me to say anything, so I have to help carry my things home.

When I arrived at the door of my house, my parents had just come out of the house to greet us, and I only called my parents, and I didn't have time to introduce Ye Zi and Huang Ziyi to them. Ye Zi suddenly knelt at the door of my parents with a "poof": "Godfather, godmother, please accept my daughter's three bows!" ”

After Ye Zi finished speaking, he kowtowed three times in a row. It wasn't until she finished kowtowing that my parents, Huang Ziyi, and I didn't react.

In the end, it was my dad who reacted first: "Hurry up, hurry up, how can we stand you like this." ”

"yes, yes...; …; My mother hurriedly picked up Ye Zi with both hands. Then he grabbed Ye Zi's little shoulders with both hands and began to look at her carefully: "Tsk...; …; Lao Wu, you see how good-looking our daughter is, I have never seen such a good-looking girl...; …; ”

"Hee-hee, godmother, you've won the prize...; …; Ye Zi smiled at my mother a little embarrassedly, and then gently hooked the hair on her right side behind her ear with her fingers. It seemed like I wanted my mom to see it more clearly. Because her hair has always been draped straight hair, a little to cover her face.

That's when it happened. Huang Ziyi suddenly whispered to me: "Wu Qiang, why do I think your mother looks at Sister Ye Zi's eyes like she looks at her daughter-in-law?" ”

Although Huang Ziyi's voice was small, my mother and Ye Zi heard it. My mother didn't care at all, she just smiled happily, but Ye Zi's face suddenly turned red: "Xiaozi, what nonsense are you talking about." ”

"I'll tell you the truth." Huang Ziyi said with a straight face, and then asked my mother: "Auntie, do you think I'm good-looking?" ”

Nima, I've never seen anyone so cheeky.

"Haha...; …; My mother suddenly burst out laughing: "You should be Xiaohan's cousin, right?" Good looking, you're all good-looking, you're all beautiful. ”

"Hee-hee...; …; Huang Ziyi smiled happily: "Auntie, in fact, I didn't put on makeup when I came out today, I want to look better than now!" ”

Emma...; …; This is not afraid to flash his tongue.

Huang Ziyi is a self-acquaintance, and after seeing her say something to my mother, she immediately went over and grabbed my mother's arm and said, "Auntie, you must have looked much more beautiful than we are when you were young, right?" By the way, Auntie, how old are you this year, you shouldn't be less than thirty, right? ”

I...; …;

I'm speechless. This sycophant is too much, right? My mother is less than thirty, can she have a son as old as me? Can she still be my own mother?

But my mother seems to like Huang Ziyi's liveliness and cuteness, and she actually brushed her hair very stinky and said, "Oops." I'm not even thirty years old, and you've seen it, and the little girl is quite a thief...; …; ”

"Haha...; …; We all laughed.

Immediately after, after we entered the house, my mother chatted with Ye Zi and Huang Ziyi in the house. My dad went to the kitchen to stir-fry. Although a few dishes were ready, there were still a few that were fried when we got home.

My mom usually cooks in our family. But if there was to be any important guest, it would definitely be my dad in the kitchen. Because my dad's cooking is much better than my mother's.

My mother was talking to three women, Ye Zi and Huang Ziyi, in the living room, and I basically couldn't interject. So I went to the kitchen to help my dad.

After a while, after the dishes were fried, our family of three and Ye Ziyi and Huang Ziyi had a very cheerful dinner. With Huang Ziyi's teasing present, there will be no shortage of laughter wherever he goes.

Seriously, the state she usually shows does look like a little girl who is only about ten years old. Because she doesn't talk and do things with brains at all. Just after we had eaten, she suddenly said: "Wu Qiang, let's go, accompany me to the toilet!" ”

As soon as she said this, my parents and Ye Zi were all stunned.

It is estimated that she can only understand that this dead girl can't find where my toilet is, and it is already dark at this time, it is estimated that she is a little scared and does not dare to go to the toilet alone.

After all, the countryside is not as good as the city, and when it gets dark, there is a dark patch everywhere, and people who are not used to it will feel very insecure.

I looked at her with disdain before I said to my mother, "Mom, you go to the toilet with her, she must be scared, coward." ”

"Hmph, I'm not a coward!" Huang Ziyi said angrily: "You tell me where the toilet is, I'll go by myself, I don't want you to accompany me." ”

"The toilet is outside on the edge of the cowshed and pigsty, turn left when you go out, then go straight and the first one with the door is. Hum...; …; If you have the ability, you can do it yourself. "I deliberately provoked her.

"Just go." Huang Ziyi took out her mobile phone, turned on the flashlight and walked outside.

"Xiao Zi, I'll go with you." My mom hurried after him.

"Auntie, don't go. I don't need you to accompany me, if you insist on going with me, you won't give me face! Huang Ziyi said angrily, and he had already gone out.

My mom is standing at the door and it's not going to go, and it's not going to go. In the end, she had to glare at me viciously: "She's going to fall into the pit, see how I clean you up." ”

"How so?" I laughed. Although my pit is next to the cowshed and pigsty, and it is the kind of "toilet" that is easy to build with two wooden planks, it is relatively stable, at least I have never fallen since I was a child.

However, what I didn't expect was that less than half a minute later, we heard a "tom" sound from the direction of the cowshed, followed by Huang Ziyi's scream.

"it...; …; I exclaimed, and hurried outside. My parents and Ye Zi also ran out with me.

When a few of us ran to the toilet, we saw Huang Ziyi just getting up from the dung pit, and she cried when she saw us: "Woo...; …; Luckily I could swim, otherwise I would have drowned...; …; ”

Emma...; …;

Listen to her. I'm angry and funny.

It's so angry that she is so big, how could she fall into it. I want to laugh because her words are so funny...; …;

In the end, I couldn't help but laugh shamelessly: "Haha...; …; ”

"Laugh at your size!" My mother slapped me on the back of the head, and hurriedly went to help Huang Ziyi: "Let's go, go back to take a bath, Lao Wu, don't be stunned, hurry up and boil water." ”

"Woo...; …; Wu Qiang, I hate you. It's all your fault, you hurt me like this, you can still laugh, woo...; …; After Huang Ziyi finished speaking, she stretched out her hand to my mother: "Woo...; …; Auntie, don't you help me, I'll go by myself. ”

Huang Ziyi walked slowly and slowly towards us step by step. Seeing that she was covered in stinking feces at this time, I covered my nose and kept laughing.

As a result, what I never dreamed of was that when Huang Ziyi passed me, she suddenly rushed up and hugged me, and rubbed her head and face on my face...; …;

Nima...; …; This handsome is stunned.

"Ahh …; Huang Ziyi, I'm a grass mud horse, you let go of me...; …; I roared hysterically.

"I won't let go, I'm going to stink you to death, who told you to laugh at me...; …; ”

"Hahahaha...; …; My parents and Ye Zi were all laughing on the side.

I was hugged by Huang Ziyi for a while, and I was really about to collapse by her.

Eventually, it took me a lot of effort to push her away from my arms.

After this fool was pushed away by me, he actually proudly waved two scissor hands to demonstrate to me: "Hehe, now you stink like me, you can't laugh now, right?" ”

"I...; …; "I raised my hand and wanted to slap her. But of course I can't do it.

Immediately after, my dad hurried to the kitchen to boil water for us. But I think it's so stinky that you can't wash it clean at home with a bathtub.

Our countryside is not as good as the city, where every household has running water, our household uses a well to get water, and we use a large stove in the kitchen to boil water for bathing. Then go to the bathtub to wash. There is no running water, water heater or something.

So I didn't go into the house, but said directly to my mother, "Mom, go get me a change of clothes, and I'll go to the river to wash." ”

Ye Zi said: "Aren't you afraid of the cold, be careful of catching a cold." ”

"He sometimes washes in the river in the winter." My mom said, "Okay, you wait, I'll get you clothes." ”

As a result, at this moment, Huang Ziyi shouted in the direction of the kitchen: "Uncle, you don't have to help me boil water, I will go to the river with Wu Qiang to wash." ”

"Damn, what are you doing with me?" I said.

"Why can't I go?" Huang Ziyi said indignantly.

"I'll go too, let's go together. I also want to go to the river to bathe, I haven't bathed in the river for many years, and I miss that feeling for a long time. Ye Zi actually followed suit.

Nima, this, this is not very good...; …;

However, in the end, I couldn't resist Ye Zi's expectant eyes, and it was estimated that they couldn't adapt to our family's bathing in the bathtub, so I had to take the two of them towards the river.

The river in our house is not big, but it is not small. But every other section there is a pool of water of several tens of square meters. The average waterhole is not big or deep. But there are some big waterholes. The deepest place is more than 10 meters.

I was afraid that the two of them were not used to washing and would encounter danger at night, so I took them to a very remote waterhole six or seven hundred meters away to wash.

The total width of the riverbed of this waterhole is only twenty or thirty meters, and the deepest place is only more than two meters, which is relatively safe.

I told them to let the two of them wash on this side of the river. I went across the river to wash.

Then I walked across the river.

Since taking a shower is definitely a strip-dress, we didn't turn on the flashlights of our phones.

There is no moon at all tonight, and the black light is blinding, and it is simply impossible to see the five fingers. As I stripped naked, squatting in the water to soap my body, I could only hear the sound of water rushing from the other side of the river.

To be honest, it's still very exciting. Of course, I could imagine that on the other side of the river, there were two beautiful women bathing just like me. Even though I knew they wouldn't be as naked as I was, it must have been a beautiful picture.

I washed it for about four or five minutes. Just as I was squatting by the river to apply soap to my body for the second time, I heard Huang Ziyi say to Ye Zi: "Sister Ye Zi, I'm almost done, I'll go swim in the water for a while." ”

"Be careful, don't swim too far." Ye Zi instructed.

"Don't be fooled, be careful to drown you...; …; "I don't have a good temper with Huang Ziyi at all now. Ever since she lived in my house, we had fights and quarrels almost every day.

"You're going to be drowned." Huang Ziyi replied, and I heard her throw herself into the water.

Huang Ziyi's water nature seems to be quite good, although I can't see it, I can hear her swimming happily in the river. I also snorkeled for a while from time to time, and held my breath for a long time.

When she dived for the first time, Ye Zi and I didn't hear her movement for a long time, and we were all in a hurry.

But the second time, the third time, we didn't pay attention to her. She loves how to dive and how to dive. After all, this pool is not deep, and she will definitely not be able to drown in the water.

What I didn't expect was that when she resurfaced after her nth dive, she would come out from behind me. The worst part was that as soon as she came out, she hugged me from behind.

Immediately after, Huang Ziyi's almost inaudible voice came to my ears: "Wu Qiang, help me smell it, do I still stink now?" ”

Nima, I can feel that she is naked at this time...; …;