After I licked Huang Ziyi's face, the air at the scene was so solidified.

I saw that Huang Ziyi and the head teacher were looking at me blankly, and then I saw Huang Ziyi first silently covering her ears, and then she suddenly closed her eyes and let out a scream that shocked the earth: "Ah......h

Nima, this voice is too harsh, and the power can almost compete with the legendary Xie Xun's lion roar. No wonder she had to cover her ears first, it turned out that she was afraid that her ears would be deaf.

But the way she covered her ears and screamed was pretty cute when she thought about it.

At that time, I didn't have time to think about it so much, because everyone in the restaurant was watching us, and I myself was frightened by Huang Ziyi's lion roar.

I'm rubbing, didn't she tell me to lick it herself, why are you yelling so much now?

"I'm going to kill you!" Huang Ziyi suddenly picked up the knife and fork on the dining table, held the fork in her left hand, and held the "knife" in her right hand, and first stabbed me in the chest, Nima, fortunately, I learned a few hands and grabbed her wrist, otherwise my little life would be gone.

Immediately after, her left hand was inserted into my eyes again, and I quickly grabbed her left wrist with my left hand, which made me a little angry, and this girl was too poisonous: "Don't be so impulsive, okay, but you told me to lick it yourself." ”

"You still have the face to say!" The head teacher on the side yelled coldly, and then hurriedly hugged Huang Ziyi from behind: "Xiaozi, don't be impulsive, if you have something to say......

"Sister, I'm going to kill him, this time what I said is true, I must kill him!" When Huang Ziyi said this, she suddenly became very calm. But the more she did this, the more scared I felt, because it was clear that she wasn't joking.

Then I saw her start to struggle desperately, on the one hand, to break free from the homeroom teacher's restraints, and on the other hand, to withdraw her hands from my hands.

"Let go of me, let go, let go, me!" Huang Ziyi stared at me very calmly and said, the last three words were still said word by word.

I was so frightened that I quickly let go of her hands, because it was really scary for her to look so calm.

As soon as I let go, he threw his knife and fork at me. Fortunately, he didn't know how to fly a knife, otherwise I would have been killed by her directly.

Seeing this, the head teacher immediately gave me a look, and this time I finally understood her look, because she also cooperated with me to tell me with her lips: "Hurry up!" Come on! ”

I knew that I couldn't enjoy the warmth and romance of dinner with the head teacher at the moment, but I remembered the filet mignon at the moment. So I waved my hand to the waiter in the distance and said something that made the head teacher want to kill me: "Waiter, pack the steak you just ordered!" "I've heard that steak is quite expensive, and I've never eaten it, so I finally had such a good opportunity, and I couldn't afford to miss it.

"You ......" The head teacher was angry with me: "Okay, you still want to wait for that indecent steak, right?" I think you're just going to die as long as the steak is dead! After the head teacher finished speaking, he let go of Huang Ziyi with a vicious expression.

Groove ...... I saw Huang Ziyi pick up the knife in front of the head teacher again, and I quickly turned around and ran.

When I passed by the waiter, I didn't forget to yell at him: "Grass mud horse, tell you to pack me steak, you are stunned here and dry dick, don't go quickly!" ”

As soon as I said this, the people around me fainted.

"Don't run, I'm going to kill you......" Huang Ziyi caught up.

"Can't I apologize to you?" I screamed and turned my head to see that Nima, an ashtray in Huang Ziyi's hand was flying towards me.

I flashed sideways, and the ashtray "snapped" on the ground behind me. The ashtray shattered, and the floor tiles cracked.

"It's too late to apologize!" The second ashtray came up again.

After dodging the ashtray, I finally gave up and hurried downstairs to the restaurant. Originally, I was going to run around the restaurant a few laps and wait for the waiter to pack the steak.

Damn, I don't think I ate a steak today, and the waiter is at least half responsible, and if he moves a little bit, I'll be able to run away with the steak now, and I'll have some harvest tonight.

But Huang Ziyi's sister paper is too spicy, I definitely can't hold it.

At this moment, I suddenly realized that my parents were right to reject her grandfather. I had some regrets about this before, but now I feel very lucky.

Nima, if I really get engaged to her, it's no wonder that I can have a good life in the future.

I was running and thinking about this nonsense.

And Huang Ziyi has been chasing after her: "Bastard, don't run...... You're dead today...... You pay me for my first kiss......"

Yes?

First kiss?

I wiped it, didn't I just add a face? I didn't lick your mouth, this is the first kiss? Does she understand love?

Although she was slandering her in her heart, she didn't dare to say it with her mouth, and she didn't dare to slack off at her feet, because Huang Ziyi was wearing sneakers, and she didn't run slowly. In addition, she also holds a knife for eating Western food in her hand, although the knife is not sharp, it can definitely stab people to death. Especially looking at her like that, once she catches up with her and stabs me, there is absolutely no negotiation.

After that, Huang Ziyi chased me for two streets, and only gave up after a kilometer or two.

At this moment, I am really grateful to our homeroom teacher, if she hadn't punished me for ten laps of the big playground at every turn, I would definitely have been caught up by Huang Ziyi, because she ran so fast. However, I was chased behind my ass with a "knife", and I ran faster than her.

Seeing that she didn't chase after her, I found a small alley to hide and smoke a cigarette to calm down.

For someone like me who wants to smoke a cigarette to calm down when the gas leaks, of course, I have to smoke a cigarette to slow down at this time.

After smoking two cigarettes in one sitting, I stopped a taxi and headed for a nearby KFC.

Originally, when I came out of the hospital, I was going to buy dinner for Liu Xiaohuan, but later the head teacher asked me to go to a Western restaurant for dinner, and I immediately called Liu Xiaohuan to tell me about it in order to pretend to be forced, and also promised Liu Xiaohuan to pack two steaks for him to go back to satisfy his hunger.

It's okay now, don't talk about bringing it to him, I haven't eaten it myself.

But in order to coax him to help me write a review tonight, I had to spend some money to go to KFC and buy a chicken steak burger to top up.

When I got off the bus at the entrance of the hospital with a chicken steak burger, I hurriedly ate a six-dollar fried noodles at a fast-food restaurant next door.

When he arrived at the ward, he slapped the chicken steak burger next to the bedside table of Liu Xiaohuan's hospital bed: "Eat!" ”

"Damn, what about the steak that I said, how did it become a hamburger?" Liu Xiaohuan said.

"That Western restaurant said that there has been a rinderpest recently, you can't buy beef, there is no steak to sell, eat a chicken steak burger to make do!" I casually made up a reason. But Liu Xiaohuan actually believes this reason: "Ah, there has been rinderpest recently? I'm going to have to call my dad and tell him to stop herding the cattle during this time......"

Nima, I'm ......

His IQ, I'm speechless. I finally know why I always get abused every time I masturbate with him.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Xiaohuan began to ask me how I was doing with the head teacher, of course I wouldn't say that I was chased out with a knife, and I blew the sea and the sky and fooled him over.

After a while, the head teacher called: "Wu Qiang, you have to be a little mentally prepared, my cousin may bring someone to the school tomorrow to trouble you." No one in the family could stop her from deciding what she decided. ”

"Ah......h

"Ahh

"Teacher Su, didn't you give me a look just now and tell me to lick her?"

"Damn, who are you licking?" Liu Xiaohuan exclaimed beside him.

", it's none of your business!" I yelled at Liu Xiaohuan.

"What, tell me to get out?" Nima, the head teacher answered: "Okay, this is what you said is nothing to do with me, I won't help you say good things anymore, you can wait to suffer yourself." Good intentions are not rewarded, and you deserve to be killed by him. Don't say I didn't remind you, my cousin has been pampered since she was a child, she is not afraid of heaven and earth, and the principal of No. 1 Middle School is like seeing her as if she has seen Lord Yama, I see how you end! Also, you heard what she said before, my grandfather went to your house for her today to propose marriage, but your parents refused.

She just told me that she had to kill two people in the near future to relieve her anger, one was you bastard, and the other was the bastard who rejected her. You should know very well in your heart that these two bastards are you. She also said that she would go to your house on Saturday the day after tomorrow, so you can do it yourself! Everyone in our family is afraid of seeing her, my grandfather calls her aunt and grandmother at home, you ask for more blessings! ”

After the head teacher finished speaking, he hung up the phone, but I stood there with my mobile phone in my hand.

I know that even if I explain to the head teacher now that I didn't mean her, it won't make any sense. After all, listening to the head teacher's tone, even if she is willing to help me, Huang Ziyi will definitely not let me go.

"Brother Qiang, what's wrong, who did you lick just now? Teacher Su? ”

"Brother Qiang, what's wrong, why is your face so pale?"

"Brother Qiang, have you provoked people in society?"

"Hey, this person is much more terrible than people in society." I sighed: "Okay, I'll go back first if there's nothing to do, call if there's anything." ”

I left the hospital with a very heavy heart, stopped a taxi in front of the hospital, and rushed to my place.

Sadly, just as the taxi was parked in front of my neighborhood, I saw a girl in a school uniform standing in front of a black Mercedes Benz and looking around.

There were also two big men standing beside her. These two big guys are estimated to be more than 1.85 meters, and the appearance of a tiger's back and a bear's waist looks like a practicing family. I started to tremble when I saw their legs, because the girl next to them was Huang Ziyi.

She really has a grudge against me, and the homeroom teacher's expectation is that she may come to the school tomorrow to find me, but I didn't expect to come now.

This time it's really completely over, if I provoke such a little aunt and grandmother, will I be able to mix in the third middle school in the future?

Thinking about it, I knew that if I wanted to continue studying, I would have to get through her.

It's a blessing or a curse, and it's a disaster that can't be avoided.

Anyway, if you don't face it now, you will have to face it tomorrow. Taking advantage of the fact that there are no acquaintances around now, it is better to go and make a break in this matter now, it is better than her taking someone to the school tomorrow to abuse me and make people see jokes.

Thinking of this, I opened the car door and got out of the car.

As soon as Huang Ziyi saw me get off the taxi, a very charming smile instantly appeared on her already cute baby face.

Seriously, she's so cute, I've never seen such a cute girl.

I was mentally prepared to meet her storm, but I didn't expect that when I walked up to her, she suddenly said something I never dreamed of: "You are responsible for me!" ”

I'll go, what kind of thing is this?

"What, you don't want to be responsible?" Huang Ziyi frowned, and her face changed suddenly. At the same time, the two big men beside her grabbed my arms one by one, and their strength was so great that I tried to break free of my hands, but there was no possibility at all.

"If you are not responsible, I will have them cut out your tongue." Huang Ziyi threatened nakedly.

In the face of Huang Ziyi's words, even though I knew that she was obviously playing with me by calling me in charge, I could only nod silently.

Because it is better to stabilize her temporarily than to be beaten or have her tongue cut out. The main reason is that these two big men are obviously masters, and I can choke one of them alone, let alone two.

Huang Ziyi saw me nodding, and she smiled happily again: "Hehe, Brother Dalin, Brother Xiaolin, let him go, he is my boyfriend now." ”

After Huang Ziyi finished speaking, she came over with a sweet smile and took my arm and took me aside, and after walking more than ten meters, she said to me: "Okay, you will be my boyfriend from now on, but I have a very difficult task for you now." Today, your girlfriend and I were bullied, and there is a bastard who dares to refuse my grandfather's proposal, and you must help me get it back. Don't worry, I don't like that bastard, I'm just not convinced that the bastard has any qualifications to reject me, it should be me who rejects him. The day after tomorrow is Saturday's holiday, you come with me to his house! I heard that the bastard is still a poor boy in the countryside, and I asked the city people to deal with him, which is to bully them rural people, so it is only suitable for you to go. ”

Nima ...... "I finally knew why she suddenly changed her attitude towards me and asked me to be responsible for her.

It turned out that her wishful thinking was that she wanted me to help her deal with the bastard who refused to engage her, and she was clearly a typical murder with a knife, and wanted "us" dog-eat-dog to kill each other.

Sadly, if the bastard she was talking about who refused to get engaged was really someone else, the problem was that the bastard was myself! If she finds out about this, I'm going to die even more ugly.

Nima, an even bigger conundrum is coming......