Volume 2 "The Struggle Between Humans and Animals" Chapter 34 [Vicious Peerless Learning-Black Dog Drills His Crotch and]

The tiger suddenly stopped biting and raised its head and roared, with a brutal sound! Animals and people ask each other, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? What's going on? ”

Suddenly! The tiger roared again! Road:

"Yuwen Chengdu is really fucked, I caught my egg below!" ---

When the animals heard, "Not good! This kid has a trick! ”

All were amazed!

"Things are going to be bad! However, this (the next three indiscriminate) tricks! We animals don't admire! This trick is too bad! ”

Implicit expression in the book: Yuwen Chengdu used his vicious [Lifetime Peerless] one move to win, called: (Black dog drills crotch nonsense)!

The fox has long stopped crying, it is paying close attention to the development of the situation, counting it forward, seeing this situation, it will be unfavorable to the beastmaster! On the back of the two tigers, they are in a hurry, scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks!

I saw the fox: the impatient face is red and the neck is thick! But seeing it on the back of the second tiger, he pointed to Chengdu with his claws, and jumped high, but this time because he was in a hurry, he stumbled and almost fell off the tiger's back, and hurriedly danced with his arms, and finally did not fall, and the noble fox blushed and had a thick neck in front of everyone!

But it couldn't take care of so much, so it was in a hurry, pulled its face, and began to count Chengdu with a contemptuous tone and a disdainful attitude! I hope that when I hear it, I can ask for a face and consciously let go of my dirty hands!!

Yuwen Chengdu is not a person, and this trick is a bit yin in the end! ---

What a Chengdu is not good-hearted, and caught the tiger's egg below! ---

This trick is the next three indiscriminate, even if you win, it doesn't count! ---

I see that you are not humane in Chengdu, you are a person, you don't do personnel!! ---

At this time: the majestic money leopard really can't stand it! roared and scolded Chengdu:

It's not that Chengdu is too ridiculous, playing in front of the beast king; Flow; People! ---

I advise you to put the tiger eggs quickly, and everyone will be angry! ---

I advise you not to pretend to be stupid, if you want to fight, don't fight it!! ---

If you can't beat it, you will still be cheating, and you will be broken under the crotch of the tiger!! ---

(At this time)

The tiger roared in pain again! My body shook in pain! Screaming:

Yuwen Chengdu people are so bad, grab the balls and drag them down! ---

It's like a steel nail in my heart, and my eyes are full of gold stars! ---

When more than 100 soldiers and generals heard this, they looked at each other and were at a loss:

This trick is a bit damaged, and it's a bit ruthless against animals! ---

This trick is too much, and it's a bit stupid to sprinkle badly! ---

The tiger hurts like a knife, and the pain is like digging out the heart! Miserable, screaming! :

Yuwen Chengdu is not a person, grab my tiger root below! ---

If you want to divide the winner and lose, it doesn't count, you shouldn't slam my egg! ---

There are more than 100 soldiers and generals, you look at me, I look at you.

Think:

"The tiger is not flat! But it doesn't have to be like this, right? It's not good-looking, I'm embarrassed! It's unreasonable! What's the matter? ”

But:

That little soldier, Zhao Liu, a relative of Yuwen Chengdu, is now happy! You see him dancing with joy, shaking his head, and he is elated to show it! I took a few steps forward and came to the front of the line, with an arrogant and smug expression on my face! In order to show off, I started to do the difficult action of breaking dance: [Wipe the Glass], and after doing it, I started to walk in space again... Then it became a crutch walking, and then it was a robot! It's really mechanical to turn the buttons around! In the end, he started to do lightning sensing with great interest! Then a couple of backflips!

I'm so proud and uncomfortable!! After standing up, in order to show off himself, he deliberately raised his voice! began to talk long and short, but this word, although it has the meaning of evaluating merit, it is not good! It is completely sincere to Chengdu. He also deliberately lengthened his voice, word by word:

Grab the balls and lift them back, the balls can't get a wife! ---

As soon as he caught the egg tiger, General Yuwen had the upper hand!! ---

As soon as these words came out, it made people stammer, incredible! I don't know what to say! The soldiers blushed when they heard it one by one, and their necks were thick! Chengdu felt that his face was dull, he was ashamed to speak, and the gains outweighed the losses! I thought, "Don't, don't put gold in my face!" You said it, it's better not to say it!! Just talk a lot! ”

I can't stand this animal anymore! began to roar in a low voice, gritting their teeth and hating, eager to try, and they were all angry! It's about to be a beast! When the fox saw it, he hurriedly stopped: "Don't get on!" Don't provoke Chengdu, beware of the dog jumping off the wall! ”

When the animal heard this, "Yes, this person is in a hurry, and all kinds of bad things are done!" We can't harm the Beastmaster! ”

And the beasts endured and endured, suppressed the fire, and did not come up! However: one by one, with a straight face, crossed waists, and squinted eyes, they began to speak hard and thorny in their words, hoping that people can be self-reliant, conscious, and want to take away their dirty hands!

Running under the belly, it turned out to be for fun; Flow; People! ---

This move is too vicious, obscene, obscene and shocking! ---

The weasel often goes down the mountain to steal chickens and dogs, and still knows some about the two legs, and as soon as its words come out, the shortcomings of the two legs are revealed:

Men gays, don't fight tigers and touch tiger eggs! ---

Drill the tiger's crotch and look at it indiscriminately, if you are a woman, you are allowed to raise a man! ---

Everyone who listened was red-faced and dumbfounded, and they repeatedly examined themselves in their hearts: "My mother, tsk... Alas..."

Back to the scene:

Now the beastmaster is really miserable, and his liver and intestines are broken! You listen! The tiger cried again: "Mother, it hurts!" …”

Yuwen Chengdu is not serious, grab my balls and twist them down!! ---

Yuwen Chengdu is not happy, it's really terrible to pull my balls! ---

There is no way for my beast king to hurt it, so it is better to kill my tiger! ---

Beast King I, can be killed but not humiliated, after I die, revenge and kill Chengdu!! ---

It really hurts to shout mother! More than 100 soldiers and generals heard the screams, and they were hoarse and miserable! This man has a good heart! Some of them wiped away their tears, and several kind-hearted soldiers began to fight:

It shouldn't, it shouldn't be, the general shouldn't be nonsense! ---

This trick is too damaging to want, and the general shouldn't be fooling around! ---

It's ugly, it's ugly, it's ugly, the general shouldn't do that! ---

The elbow is not turned outward, this trick is really disgraceful! ---

The stupid big guy used: (Lifetime Peerless) The last trick is called [Black Dog Drill Crotch Blind Egg]! After succeeding, I wanted to tease and tease the tiger first! Strike hard! Screw the two balls off and spay the tiger! Let the tiger have a long memory! However, now that I hear it, both animals and people say that this trick is too bad! If you are ruthless again, I am afraid that the world will laugh at you!

At that time, Yuwen Chengdu was the first in the world, unbeatable, and so proud! Naturally, arrogant ambitions are formed!

Another thought: "I have suffered and been humiliated for so long, and no one is distressed!" Now that I have just gained the upper hand, I will say that this trick is too bad! This... This... This... Where does this put my face!!

At this time: wild boars, lynxes, pythons, baboons, gibbons, jackals, bison, wild asses, leopards and other beasts really can't stand it, and they are in a hurry! Pig; Hair; Upside down, leopard eyes wide open! One by one, they are roaring loudly and thundering!!

Right now:

All of them have vicious eyes and fangs and claws! I'm going to have a big beast when I see it!!

The fox saw this as soon as he saw it! The brain was spinning quickly: "Something big is going to happen!" What to do? … You have to stabilize everyone first, and it's important to save the beast king! Hurriedly jumped off the tiger's back, patted the impatient second tiger first, and said:

"Don't worry, Erhu, I have a law!"

Three scurrying and two scurrying, came to the most honest and honest old scalper recognized by everyone! whispered to it: "In front of people, you are the most honest and kind! Now the situation is urgent, you have to go out! You're going to be so... So... So... This might save the Beastmaster! ”

The fox instructed again: "Attention: don't get angry! The expression should be polite and the action should be slow and methodical. Slow and tenged talent to show yours: honest, loyal! ”

When the old scalper heard this, he said, "Hmm... Kind of makes sense... I'll try. ”

I saw the old scalper:

Slowly walked over, came to the tiger, lowered the big bull's head, looked at Yuwen under the tiger's crotch, and said slowly:

Spread people's egg buns, Big Brother Tiger wants to pee! ---

Just this one! Put everyone: listen to it is dumbfounded!!

Chengdu was shocked when he heard it! My face was red and white, and I only felt a cool breath rising from my back! Chilly and chilling. As the saying goes: manage the sky, manage the earth, no matter how shit or fart! Fighting bravely, vindictively, and not looking at the intimacy of men and women.

"This, this, this! Where do I put my face? I, I, I..."

Seeing the situation, the old scalper hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and said slowly:

The tiger eggs are not smeared with sugar, and the hands are not dirty to touch the tiger eggs?

The egg bun is not smeared with honey, but it is not too tired to eat?

When Yuwen and the others heard this, they all panicked and opened their mouths. The fox is really smart, and when he saw that Chengdu was a little lax, he hurriedly glanced at the old cow, and the old cow understood and said the key sentence of the fox's explanation:

Chengdu doesn't think tiger eggs stink, is it hungry and wants to eat meat? ---

daily urine bubbles; Disturb; The flavor is so big that you may not be able to digest it after eating! ———

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

When Yuwen heard this, his face turned blue, and he shouted: "Ahhhhhh That's it! I—I'll let go! ”

I saw Yuwen:

Suddenly let go of your hands! Suddenly, he turned his body and lifted the tiger above his head! A 200-pound man lifted a 480-pound tiger! The tiger is rising from the ground! Chengdu lifted the tiger while spinning, and it turned faster and faster!

The book implied: If Chengdu is really ruthless, all the beasts will rush up, tearing people to pieces and flying flesh and bones! There will be a scuffle between this man and the beasts!! The consequences are unimaginable!

Yuwen held the tiger's belly with both hands, and the tiger roared again! Bite with your head down! But I can't bite it! Claws don't work! The Beastmaster is really angry this time! What was turned by Chengdu was turned with a hooded head!

The soldier thought:

"The general didn't do it just now, that's right!! If you really screw the two balls off, you will have a big reputation! The fame of a lifetime will disappear forever! Hurt the tiger like that and shame it, and kill the tiger hero with your punch!! OK! The general wants to save face, but he didn't make a ruthless move! It's just that the tiger is spinning faster and faster! ”

"It's not ruthless, it's admirable and appreciative! Everyone is in a much better mood now! It's time to cheer on the generals! ”

The soldier shouted:

"The general's skill is high, holding a tiger like a cat!" ---

"General, turn fast, turn the tiger badly!" ---

And then the beasts:

When I saw that Chengdu didn't kill him! All breathed a sigh of relief. I know that Chengdu wants to save face! It's a big hero, a big hero!

But seeing more than 100 pounds of people lifting 480 tigers!! The soldier was delighted at first glance:

The general's strength is really great, the tiger is above, and Chengdu is below! ---

See the animals! Scared:

Yuwen Chengdu is not a human being, lifting a tiger 400 pounds!! ---

Now when people and animals see this, they are:

Some are happy, some are afraid! ---

Some are worried, some are scared!! ---

The second tiger carrying the fox saw that his brother was being held in a circle, and his life was in danger, and the second tiger was now breathing fire in his eyes and restless......

Chengdu thought: "Just now, you tiger tore off a bundle of my bloody hair, so that in the future, what face will I see?" ”

If someone asks, "Huh? General, why is there no hair on your head and a scar? I, I, I let the tiger bite and tear off a bunch of hair with a scalp... Alas! It's easy to say, but it's not good! ”

The more Chengdu thinks about it, the more angry it becomes! I thought to myself, "Now, whatever? I will not spare it! I'm going to make your tiger even shed its skin if you don't die! ”

Thinking of this, Yuwen held the tiger and shouted!

"Ah——!h

Suddenly!

Speed up the circle!

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What happens next? Please see the second volume of "The Struggle between Man and Animals": Chapter 35 [There are people outside of man, and there is heaven outside of heaven]!