Chapter 896: Shinto Painting Realm
This hat is buttoned big enough, it really scared the poor Sang Emperor, like the Heavenly Immortal Dynasty is most afraid of the word rebellion, once it is stained, the fall of the Immortal Dynasty is not to say it, it will definitely happen, and hurriedly said: "This emperor must catch that little beast back and make amends to the Divine Monarch." ”
Cui Shenjun said: "Apocalypse? What does this gentleman count when he is wronged, and what is the matter, mainly because this monarch is an envoy of the Jade Emperor, representing the face of the Jade Emperor. Even if we lose our lives as courtiers, we can't let the Jade Emperor lose face, and if the emperor can't handle it well, then I can only want to report this matter to the heavenly court. ”
Emperor Poor Sang said: "Go, go and get the crown prince back for this emperor." ”
Cui Shenjun was punched by Xiao Langlang a few times in the chest, and it still hurts, which makes him feel that his face is lost, and he is even more annoyed in his heart, and he waved his sleeves and said, "Don't bother the emperor." ”
As he spoke, he took out a picture scroll.
Seeing the picture scroll in Cui Shenjun's hand, Emperor Poor Sang's face changed greatly, while the emperor and queen were secretly happy, and his eyes showed a bit of gloom. Emperor Poor Sang exclaimed: "Well, this is the Shinto picture scroll of the human immortal Li Mubai? ”
"Exactly!"
Cui Shenjun gently let go of his hand, and the scroll flew away, the red rope tied to the scroll fell off, and the scroll spread out like a scroll, and the strange scenery jumped on the scroll, although the scroll was painted in ink, it was lifelike, and even made people feel that the characters inside were moving, and the scroll rose in the wind, framing the small waves and the scenery around him, just like taking a photo.
"Shinto picture scroll, one painting one world, let him reflect on it in this picture scroll."
The emperor said: "Divine Monarch, according to legend, once you enter the Shinto picture scroll, you will get lost in the painting realm, and you will not be able to produce the picture scroll for the rest of your life, I don't know if it is true or false?" ”
Cui Shenjun smiled proudly and said, "Human Immortal Li Mubai painted the Great Perfection of the Divine Dao, even if Tianzun entered the painting realm, he didn't want to come out again." ”
The emperor asked: "Then what if there is someone outside to save him, the prince is in a hurry to pick up his friend, that friend has a good reputation in the immortal cultivation world, called Tianshan Battle Buddha, will it ......?"
Just as he was about to put away the Shinto painting scroll, Cui Shenjun stopped when he heard the words and said, "Then let his friends also enter the Shinto painting realm together." ”
"Let them all be the people in the painting."
At this time, Zhang Fan and the War Buddha had already entered the poor mulberry.
"Xiao Langlang, why don't you show your head yet?" Zhang Fan was a little strange, both of them entered the city, but they didn't necessarily come to pick up Xiao Langlang.
I made a phone call, but it didn't get through.
At this time, it was already noon, and I saw a restaurant-like tea house in the distance, Zhang Fan was also a little hungry, Xiao Langlang didn't come to pick it up, and they had nowhere to go, so they walked over and wanted to go in and eat something.
This restaurant says that a fairy does not ask for home.
Zhan Buddha smiled and said, "Xiao Langlang brought me to eat in this shop." ”
Suddenly, a strange wave of light shone over, sweeping over Zhang Fan and the War Buddha, and the two stopped at the same time, and now Zhang Fan is also a great golden immortal and the War Buddha are already on a par, "War Buddha, do you feel strange." ”
War Buddha bowed slightly: "Indeed! ”
When his eyes swept around again, there didn't seem to be any abnormal movement, but Zhang Fan always felt that the surroundings seemed to have changed, but he couldn't see what had changed.
The hotel is still the hotel just now, the business inside is very good, the room is already overcrowded, the boss even temporarily added a dozen more tables, he and Zhan Buddha walked in, and chose a seat at random.
"Does the War Buddha eat meat?"
Zhan Buddha shook his head lightly: "The human nature is pure, but if you absorb too many impurities, your longevity will decrease, and your body will deteriorate, and my Buddhist disciples are taboo." ”
Zhang Fan also knows this, but many people know that smoking is harmful to their health and still smoke, and Zhang Fan can't quit this appetite, "Then don't mind if I eat meat." ”
"Big, casual ......"
While chatting, Zhang Fan suddenly felt footsteps behind him, although it was very slight but could not escape the identity of the ears, the wind in the back of his head, and he was shocked, someone wanted to sneak attack him?
Suddenly reached out and grabbed the other party's wrist, but it felt smooth and delicate in his hand, it turned out to be a girl's wrist, because Zhang Fan had a sneak attack, so he used a little more strength, the other party let out a scream, turned his head to look, but it was Fluttershy standing behind him, his little face was puffing up, he originally wanted to cover Zhang Fan's eyes and make a joke, but he didn't expect to be recognized by Zhang Fan.
"Fluttershy, why are you here?" Zhang Fan was very surprised.
Fluttershy puffed out her little face and wrenched her hands away, "Big, you're so boring." He rubbed his wrist, as if he was hurt by Zhang Fan, and pointed to the far end.
Xiao Langlang appeared in Zhang Fan's field of vision, Zhang Fan looked at Xiao Fluttershy in surprise, and contacted Xiao Langlang himself, but he didn't even answer the phone, and ended up eating here with his sister, Xiao Fluttershy hurriedly explained: "I was playing in the sea area, he had to accompany him, and he also booked me a hotel, restaurant, ......"
Zhang Fan immediately understood what Xiao Langlang's idea was, and gave a thumbs up and said, "Lei Feng! ”
Xiao Langlang saw Zhang Fan's vigilance, approached the past, and said while no one around him was laughing: "Dada, don't blame me for a good thing." ”
Zhang Fan scolded with a smile: "Are we that kind of person?" ”
Xiao Langlang questioned: "Then you say, how did you find here?" ”
Dare this guy doesn't want to meet with Fluttershy, so he deliberately doesn't answer the phone?
"I came to call you with Zhan Buddha and didn't answer your phone, so I casually entered this restaurant." Zhang Fan was very helpless and made himself look like a villain.
"So coincidentally?" Xiao Langlang expressed deep doubt.
"Damn, you actually doubt me." Zhang Fan scolded: "If you don't believe it, you ask the Battle Buddha!" ”
The War Buddha said solemnly: "The ears look at the nose, the nose looks at the eyes, and the eyes look at the heart......"
The four of them did it, and the little wave thief graciously took a piece of fish meat and put it in Fluttershy's bowl, and Fluttershy frowned, and poured it into his bowl again: "Unhygienic! ”
"I don't use these chopsticks yet?"
Fluttershy's sister pinched Zhang Fan's cold demeanor towards her, with an expression that rejected him thousands of miles away: "It's still unhygienic." ”
According to the experience of tens of thousands of years of self-study psychology by the War Buddha, Xiao Langlang is going to be a tragedy nine times out of ten, this flirtatious girl, it still depends on the slap in the face, it doesn't matter if it will be teased or not, the main family is robbed by the red dust, and the heavenly punishment from God is very heavy.
Fluttershy gives a piece of meat to Zhang Fan and says, "Big, eat some meat, hee-hee......"
Amitabha!
Fluttershy, girl, is trying to off Xiao Langlang.
Zhang Fan said: "Fairy Fluttershy, let's not bring such a tricky person, we are also old friends, you can't give me hatred, my Azure Shensha is still in the hands of Xiao Langlang." ”
Although Xiao Langlang felt uncomfortable, he couldn't be too stingy in front of his sister: "Come on, are we that kind of person?" Sisters to sisters, brothers to brothers. ”
Fluttershy grinned, "Great, we're in a group, why don't I get you some food?" ”
"Fairy Fluttershy, I'm going to criticize you, I'm also in the group." Seeing that Fluttershy's sister is so close to Zhang Fan, Xiao Langlang is still jealous. "I joined the group earlier than him, and our relationship is even stronger."
"What's the use of joining the group early, you joined the group earlier than Dada, you are still just a group member, and Dadu is already an administrator."
Xiao Langlang blushed and said, "That's what I don't hesitate to do." ”
Zhang Fan is so happy, Xiao Langlang is really jealous.
But when did Langlang fall in love with Fluttershy?
"Come on, put gold on your face, save you, you won't be an administrator for the rest of your life." Fluttershy scoffs.
"I still don't believe it, I asked the Yellow River City God to give me an administrator, if he doesn't give it, I will demolish his City God Temple."
"You're cheating."
"I'm cheating." Xiao Langlang was a little angry, and he couldn't get off the stage by the girl he liked.
Fluttershy says, "You can't cheat!" ”
Xiao Langlang's face turned red, and he suddenly overturned the long case, crackling and shattering the plates and plates, and spilling all the food. "I'm cheating, what's wrong?"
"Cheating doesn't work."
"Believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you." Xiao Langlang's face is red.
"You can move me and try it." Fluttershy doesn't budge.
"Triple Wave!"
"Nine Song Sword Technique!"
Zhang Fan and Zhan Buddha were completely confused, so this is a fight? Wavelet doesn't look like a carefree wave, and Fluttershy doesn't look like a cute Fluttershy.
Zhan Buddha smiled faintly: "It seems that either we are in trouble, or Xiao Langlang is in trouble." ”
Zhang Fan smiled bitterly and said, "Then do we stop it, or don't stop it." ”
"There are many illusions, why bother yourself......"