Tang Seng left the grass hut, directly used the teleportation hanging, and headed south.

In a few moments, I saw a mountain that blocked the clouds.

There was a house in the shade, and there were a few barking dogs in the house. There is a cold spring gushing out of the back of the house, which is the fountain of the fetus.

Tang Seng descended from the sky and fell into the house.

In the middle of the greenery sat a Dao Bone Immortal Wind Dao Leader, followed by an old man.

"Who is it?" Ruyi True Immortal stood up and looked at Tang Seng, and at first glance, he couldn't help but feel red and red, and his breathing accelerated.

At this time, the Catwoman incarnated by Tang Seng was extremely exposed, where had people in this era seen this kind of dressed woman.

Ruyi True Immortal's heart was beating wildly, and his eyes were firmly fixed on Tang Seng.

"Who are you, what are you doing here?" Ruyi True Immortal looked at Tang Seng with a smile.

"Amitabha, I'm here to find the spring water of the Fountain of Birth. Tang Seng said.

"Looking for the spring water of the fetus, do you want to have a fetus?" Ruyi Zhenxian glanced at Tang Seng's stomach and looked away. said: "Good to say, good to say, in vain, go to the backyard and fetch her a bucket of water." ”

Soon, the old man came back with a bucket of spring water.

Tang Seng was full of question marks: It's so simple? Didn't you say that you want to spend a red wine ceremony?

"That, I'm going to set up a stall here?" Tang Seng said tentatively, and took out the must-sell goods.

"Set up a stall? It's easy to say, it's easy to say, how much does it cost, I bought it. Ruyi True Immortal said with a smile.

Tang Seng became more puzzled, was it so smooth?

"Three hundred taels of gold for football, one thousand taels of gold for the left wheel. Tang Seng said.

"So expensive?" Ruyi Zhenxian was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "It's easy to say, apprentice, go and get two ...... of silver."

Tang:......

Don't you bargain?

"This little beauty, what is your name?" said Ruyi Zhenxian with a smile.

Tang Seng had an idea, I understand! This wishful true fairy is lustful, treat me as a real woman, it's okay, I'm Tang someone who wants to repair people and become famous, treat him to be rude to me, I can use the topic to make trouble!

"My name is Catwoman, what about you?" Tang Seng said.

The delicate voice made Ruyi Zhenxian's words almost melt, and his whole body was soft.

Where has Ruyi Zhenxian ever seen such a bold girl?

Don't...... Is this love?

"The poor road is called Ruyi True Immortal. Ruyi Zhenxian took out the gold, looked at Tang Seng with a smile, was stunned suddenly, his face changed suddenly, and he turned around and walked to the inner room: "That's gold, take it!"

“？？？”

Tang Seng looked confused, what about the good indecency?

You give me the gold and leave?

Is it such a decent man?

"Master, this woman is so beautiful and refined, and she is coming alone, so it is better for me to take her down and dedicate her to Master. The old Taoist priest whispered in the room.

Tang Seng's eyes suddenly lit up, okay! I am worried that I can't use the topic to play, since you ......

"Plop!"

The old Taoist priest was thrown out of the window directly.

"Hmph! Poor Dao has been cultivating for many years, and he is dedicated to the Dao, how can he be deceived by you kid! Donor, please go down the mountain!" Ruyi True Immortal's voice came out from inside.

Tang:......

Hiss!

Is he such a decent gentleman?

"That, Dao Chief, my clothes were wet when I was carrying water just now~!Can you~!" Tang Seng shouted.

Can you stay with me~!Let me give you a good beating~!

Hmph, give you a chance, as long as you come out to insult me, the poor monk can ......

"Smack!" the window opened inside, and a valuable robe was thrown out.

"This robe is for you, you go. Ruyi True Immortal said.

Tang:......

This Ruyi True Immortal is sick, right?

"Ruyi True Immortal, in fact, I am here to seek justice for my daughter's country, you occupy the spring water of the abort, I want to ...... today" Tang Seng sneered and said.

Don't tear your face, right?

"I know, whoever comes to get water in the future will be free, you can go!" said Ruyi True Immortal.

Tang:......

Is there something wrong with this script?

He touched his head, and he touched a slick bald head.

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and took out a mirror from the system space, Nima, recovered?

So, Ruyi True Immortal saw it?

No wonder there was this reaction.

A slight cold glint flashed in Tang Seng's eyes.

Can't let people know about my women's clothing!

Do you want to kill people or something?

This little wishful true immortal can't let him divulge my secret!

Ruyi True Immortal leaned his back against the gate and gasped: "It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous, I didn't expect it to be a man, I have practiced for thousands of years, and I have never been so exciting, now think about it...... It's disgusting!"

"Ruyi True Immortal, it seems that you have seen my true face, and I have no choice but to ......" Tang Seng sneered and took a step.

"Girl, wait a minute, I'll gouge out my eyes for you!" Ruyi Zhenxian trembled in fright, inserted two fingers into the eye sockets, and directly threw out the two eyeballs.

Damn, I've seen such a terrifying thing, these eyes, don't do it!

Lest you be left with a shadow of your life!

Hope this woman ...... This man who is neither male nor female should be entangled anymore.

Tang:......

Do you want to be so scary?

What do you mean by stepping on a horse and inserting your eyes?

"Ruyi True Immortal, in fact, I am Tang Sanzang, who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, that is, the one who can live forever by eating a piece of meat, and can become an immortal by sleeping with me. ”

Tang Seng bit immortality very hard.

What the?

Tang Sanzang?

Is that the reincarnation of the golden cicada?

Ruyi True Immortal was taken aback......

So...... What he meant...... Want to sleep with me?

"Holy monk, please go, the poor road is not a good woman...... It's not good to be a man, and there is no desire to become an immortal. Ruyi True Immortal said.

Tang:......

God is not a good man!

Bang! Bang!

Tang Seng knocked on the door vigorously: "Immortality, don't you want it?"

Forced here?

Ruyi True Immortal was frightened and gritted his teeth: "Poor Dao has lived enough, don't force me, holy monk!"

"What about forcing you?" Tang Seng knocked harder.

"Then I have to ......" Ruyi Zhenxian's face flashed with a fierce color, and said: "Then I have to die to show you!"

When the words fell, he raised his right palm and slashed towards his head, and with a bang, he fell to the ground.

"Bang!"

The door was kicked open, and Tang Seng looked at the Ruyi True Immortal who fell to the ground and was stunned, Big brother, are you going to commit suicide directly in order to avoid me?

"Alas!" with a long sigh, Tang Seng slowly turned around and left.

After Tang Seng left, Ruyi True Immortal slowly stood up from the ground, with a smile on his face.

"It's okay, it's okay, this immortal's trick of cheating death has finally deceived this woman...... Finally stop pestering me. I didn't expect that Buddhism was a group of things that were neither male nor female, and I almost scared the immortals to death! I heard that the South China Sea Guanyin was also ......"

"What are you talking about!" At this time, a cold female voice sounded behind Ruyi True Immortal.