[038] Homicide on the podium
Not good.
I may have said the wrong thing.
Judging from the change in Gong Caicai's expression, what I just said may have caused her to misunderstand.
Although I felt that I was kind when I said this, because of my notoriety, Gong Caicai would not think that I was saying good things about her.
Suddenly remembered, except for the occasional class representative to collect homework, this is the first time I've talked to Gong Caicai, right?
Although I often hear boys discussing her behind her back, I have never looked closely at Gong Caicai's appearance.
Gong Caicai didn't wear a school uniform top today, but just a small white chiffon shirt with a round neck decorated with small hollow flowers.
Every little flower trembled.
It seems to be recorded in Cao Gonggong's "Twenty-Eight Zhongmei X Files" that Gong Caicai has 1/16 ethnic minority ancestry, so her hair is a little naturally curly.
The hair on the left ear is tied up with a plain shell hairpin. Probably to avoid being blocked by curly hair while studying?
Behind the wavy curls, the big eyes with contact lenses stared helplessly at the checkerboard, as if the checkerboard was the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saved the suffering and could help her escape from the ascension to heaven.
Suddenly, I felt a sharp breath stabbing at me.
Raising his head, sure enough, the squad leader woke up.
The squad leader looked at me sleepily, while the number one loyal dog, Brother Glasses, pointed at me with a pen and explained the situation to the squad leader who had just woken up.
Not good! Brother Zhongdog especially likes to take words out of context, maybe how to distort the words I said to Gong Caicai!
Subconsciously want to run.
But as soon as the squad leader heard a few words from Brother Loyal Dog, he immediately stood up from his seat in a rage.
With a "Deng", he ignored the quiet classroom discipline.
Three steps and two steps, trying to kill me, and then rushing straight to the podium.
"Ye Lin! What kind of dirty talk do you have to talk to the school committee! ”
Due to the sleepiness, the squad leader's eyes are still not fully open, but this expression of gnashing teeth, which is similar to a semi-sleepwalking state, seems more intimidating than usual.
I've heard that some girls get angry when they wake up.
The current appearance of the squad leader is because he has been disturbed from sleep and vents his anger.
Anyway, it's the loyal dog brother who woke you up, right? If you have a debtor, you go and ask for his life! I'm so upset that you're glaring at me so fiercely!
"Caicai, don't be afraid, what did Ye Lin tell you just now?"
The class leader saw that I didn't answer her, so he first investigated and collected evidence from the school committee.
With the support of the squad leader, Gong Caicai became a little bolder.
"Class leader, classmate Ye Lin told me...... Give me money......"
"Give you money? What do you pay for? ”
"Hmm...... As if he wanted to, let me help him with my hands......"
Gong Caicai lowered her head as she spoke, blushing and copying the text to calm herself.
Hey, don't talk about half of your study committee! I don't want to use your hands, I want to use your words! Don't you have 1/16 ethnic minority ancestry? Where has the straightforward heroism of the ancestors of the prancing horse and whip been inherited!
I stretched out a hand between me and the squad leader.
"Squad leader, don't come here yet! Hear me explain! ”
The squad leader may have been a little anxious to stand up, and now she feels that her blood pressure is low and she is lightheaded, she reached out and helped the podium table for a few seconds, and her face returned to blood.
Listening to me say that I want to explain, she looked at me with a sideways face, her head tilted back slightly, and she looked like a "suspended sentence for 3 seconds, and she will not wait".
I nervously cleared my throat.
"There's nothing between me and the school committee!"
The squad leader glared at me as if to say, "Nonsense! ”。
"Hmm...... I just wanted to ask if the school committee would like to make some extra money......"
If you don't cry in the morning and don't cry in the evening, Gong Caicai listened to me and the class leader on the podium, discussing my own affairs in front of the class, maybe I felt too embarrassed, and at this time I suddenly leaned down and cried quietly on the checkerboard.
"Woo woo woo ~~~~~~~~~~~"
Don't cry! You too, so is the school committee in the first year of junior high school, why do the school committees have their own crying expertise? The louder you cry, the louder you cry! The crying tone is quite ethnic minority flavor! I said that your genetic talent is a little bit off! - Where is Nima's classroom discipline?
Wow! The squad leader was already about to pull out a knife when he stared at me! If any of the thugs were staring at me like this, they would definitely want to fight with me!
The squad leader leaned on the blackboard and took a step closer to me.
How? Haven't recovered from low blood pressure? Do you want to kill me even if you're in a bad state to vent your anger?
I subconsciously retreated, and everyone was about to fall off the podium.
Whew—I didn't see the movement of the squad leader's hand clearly, and a white object suddenly flew towards my nose.
Turning my face in a hurry, the thing flew past the corner of my eye.
It slammed into the front window behind him, almost shattering.
Nima is a blackboard eraser! I went to help the blackboard just now, it was not low blood pressure, but I went to get a weapon! That's how the teaching aids are treated! Don't you cherish the glass in the classroom? This is all the hard work you have worked to maintain and maintain on weekdays!
I touched the corner of my eye.
Nima, I'm bleeding! Yesterday those thugs didn't bleed me, but today you bleed!
Shusha, your waking up gas is terrible!
It may be that I have never seen the class leader so fierce, and the whole class is stunned and doesn't know what to do.
I couldn't see Xiaoqin's expression from my perspective, but Brother Zhongdog stood up from his seat, as if he was going to come over to help the squad leader.
The squad leader threw me a blackboard sassafras and she stepped forward to pick up another blackboard sassafras.
This chalkboard is relatively close to me, and I can't let the enemy restock it so easily.
Without even thinking about it, he reached out and pressed it on the blackboard.
One step slower, the squad leader's hand arrived first, and I held down the squad leader's hand and the blackboard below at the same time.
I heard from a movie that snipers pay special attention to their fingers.
I didn't feel anything special about the squad leader's fingers, but the back of the hand was smooth, as if it had just been soaked in milk.
"Let go of my hands!"
The squad leader was annoyed and angry.
But if I let go, you're going to throw the blackboard over you! The first blow made me see blood, and the second blow might make me get a headshot!
I pressed the squad leader's hand hard and said nothing.
I don't necessarily have the greatest strength among my peers, but I still don't have any pressure to restrain a woman like the class leader.
The squad leader earned it a few times, but he couldn't break free no matter what.
She paused to catch her breath, her chest heaving.
Maybe it was my delusion, but the classroom suddenly became very quiet.
Although Xiao Qin couldn't be seen, an astonishing murderous aura seemed to float from her position.
I can't care so much, it's important to save my life.
"Hey, squad leader, listen to me first......"
Suddenly there was a flash of black light in front of him.
When the squad leader moves quickly, the long hair she drags behind me always interferes with my vision.
Instead of grabbing the blackboard with me in the opposite direction, he pounced on it and kicked me in the lower abdomen!
Nima is too ruthless! A little further down the line, I'll be physically neutered!
I was standing on the edge of the podium, and this kick caused me to lose my balance and fall backwards uncontrollably.
Originally, I was still holding the squad leader's hand, and if I wanted to fight to the end together, I could drag the squad leader and roll off the podium.
But if I thought about doing this, the class leader would inevitably fall into my arms, and it would be a little bad for the whole class (especially Xiaoqin) to see it.
So I mercifully let go of the squad leader's hand.
A man fell off a cliff.
It hurts a lot in the ass.
I sat up on the wooden floor and looked at the still angry squad leader on the podium.
The squad leader wanted to open his mouth three times, but for some reason Zuihou swallowed back.
Finally pointed at my nose and scolded:
"Ye Lin, you have the idea of playing less color in the future! People are daughters, so it's not rare to have your stinky money! ”
I feel very aggrieved.
"Squad leader, are you unreasonable? I'm really ...... It's going to make you angry! Moreover, the money is not small, a thousand yuan at a time! ”
As soon as I said that, I felt like I was going to be unlucky.
The contempt and hatred in the squad leader's eyes could no longer be described in words, and she picked up the big triangular ruler on the podium table, and was about to poke it into my heart.
Brother Loyal Dog and Big Horn grabbed her from behind.
"Squad leader, squad leader! Don't be so angry! It's still in class, and so many students are watching! ”
"That's right, squad leader, let's get rid of my anger first, and then clean him up when there's no one!"
The squad leader relentlessly wanted to break free.
"Don't stop me! Let me kill him! I'm going to kill him for the sake of our class! ”
Whew—the big triangular ruler was thrown at me by her as a shuriken.
Fortunately, I had already taken precautions, and I took the white blade empty-handed, and intercepted the hidden weapon halfway.
I'm only 6 centimeters from my eyes! You want my life so much!
The squad leader, who was held by the loudspeaker and the loyal dog brother and dragged away all the way, was unwilling to scold me:
"Ye Lin! You bastard! I didn't expect you to be so shameless! ”
"Hurry up and die! It's better to be beaten to death in the streets! ”
"You wait! When I become a criminal policeman, I will definitely be the first to arrest you! ”
"-I'll do it myself when I shoot you!!"
Seeing that the squad leader couldn't calm down no matter what, the loudspeaker exchanged glances with the loyal dog brother and dragged the squad leader into the corridor.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Why, squad leader, do you want to be a criminal police officer in the future? Don't tell me about this kind of thing! It's already upset that you have a shotgun hidden in your house!
I'm so tired, this is the first class of the day.
Celery looks like she has something to ask me.
Run, I won't be back until the second class.