"Zhang Qingqing, I really didn't mean to."

I looked at Zhang Qingqing, who was so angry that her face was green, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly explained. However, Zhang Qingqing didn't believe my words at all, she said angrily: "I didn't mean to, I felt someone push me hard in a daze, and then my whole person fell under the bed like a cloud, didn't you kick me down, is there a ghost?" ”

After Zhang Qingqing finished speaking, she rushed towards me with her teeth and claws, and I saw her use the legendary "Nine Yin White Bone Claw", so frightened that she hurriedly dodged with the "Qiankun Great Shift", and at the same time grabbed her hands quickly, lest she really scratch me.

"If you have something to say, the gentleman doesn't do it."

"I'm a woman, you kicked me out of bed while I was asleep, you are not a gentleman, you are a villain."

"It was an accident, I can explain it."

"You let go of my hand first."

Zhang Qingqing's hands ached, and she couldn't help but shout at me.

"Let go of your hands, you have to listen to me?"

I grabbed Zhang Qingqing's wrist with both hands, and smiled in my heart, if you are a tigress, then I am Wu Song, I can't cure you if I don't believe it.

"Bastard—"

Zhang Qingqing was reluctant to make peace with me, she struggled indiscriminately for a while, sweating profusely, which made people have the urge to bully her.

"Uh-"

I just grabbed Zhang Qingqing's hands, but I didn't expect this woman to be able to use her feet, and the kick she kicked indiscriminately happened to kick the man's fatal part, which made me can't help but snort, fortunately she is barefoot, otherwise this kick will be enough for me.

Zhang Qingqing took the opportunity to break free from the confinement of my hands, she took the opportunity to straddle me, and then stretched out her hands to pinch my neck, but she didn't realize how ambiguous our posture is now, women are on men!

What's even worse is that the sound of the two of us slapping alarmed the nurse on duty outside, a little female nurse with a playful freckle on her face clicked open the door, and the probe came in and asked what was going on, it was noisy as soon as dawn came?

When the little female nurse saw clearly that there were two people on the bed, the male patient was lying on the bed, and another beautiful woman was actually straddled on the male patient, her eyes suddenly widened, and then she instantly blushed, and said in a panic You go on, but be quiet, don't disturb others.

After saying that, she closed the door like a frightened fawn and ran away, leaving only me and Zhang Qingqing looking at each other, and then we looked at each other's posture now, and everyone was red, this posture was particularly ambiguous, no wonder the little nurse would misunderstand.

"It's all your fault" Zhang Qingqing fled from me, and after getting out of bed and putting on high heels, she turned around and said to me in anger: "Chen Yu, if you don't explain this matter to me clearly, I won't be done with you." ”

I have no choice but to tell her about taking me as a bear when she is asleep, and she wants to sleep with me. Of course, I deliberately avoided mentioning those little pranks that pinched her little nose and made her sneeze with the ends of her hair, and finally said awe-inspiringly: "You threw yourself into your arms several times, but I pushed you away, and I didn't take advantage of the danger of others at all, right?" ”

Zhang Qingqing is the kind of big woman with strong self-esteem, I heard that she threw herself into my arms several times when she fell asleep, she immediately said unconvinced: "Fart, who rarely hugged you to sleep, you treat you as a baby?" ”

"Hehe, you don't believe it, do you, but I expected it, I used my mobile phone to take a picture of the process of sleeping last night with my mobile phone in advance, and now there is a video as proof, I don't believe you can watch the mobile phone video yourself."

I picked up the mobile phone on the desktop as I spoke, until now the mobile phone is still shooting, I pressed the end button, and was about to hand the mobile phone to Zhang Qingqing to see, when I suddenly found something inappropriate. Because the mobile phone has been in a recording state, that is to say, I not only recorded the actions of throwing myself into my arms when Zhang Qingqing was asleep, but also recorded my little pranks to tease her?

Damn, miscalculated, I played too well just now and made a fatal mistake. If Zhang Qingqing saw me bullying her like this while she was asleep, would she kill me?

"Didn't you say there is a video to prove it, now take it out and show it to me."

Zhang Qingqing saw that I was holding a mobile phone in my hand, her face kept changing, she suddenly became a little suspicious, and forced me to take out the video to show her, I could only call up the video and play it to her.

Zhang Qingqing took my mobile phone and saw that she did use me as a bear hug in the video on the screen, and approached me several times to ask for a hug. Rao is her psychological quality is excellent, and now she can't help but fly her cheeks, ashamed and angry, for a woman like her who is arrogant in her heart, she has always been the only one who flatters her, and there is no saying that she throws herself into her arms, and this subconscious behavior in her sleep makes her very ashamed.

I didn't dare to squeak, for I knew she was ashamed now, and if I said something more, she might get angry and blame me. Moreover, I was more worried about the second half of the video, because there was a picture of me tricking her, and it was about to be played to me pinching her nose, so I hurriedly said: "Qingqing, in fact, you are just looking for a more comfortable sleeping position, subconscious behavior when sleeping, nothing shy." I didn't take advantage of you, I just accidentally pushed you out of bed when I pushed you away, and it's as simple as that. It's a little misunderstanding, let it pass. ”

Zhang Qingqing bit her lip and said, "Hmph, I'm going to delete this video." ”

Of course I'd love to, so I quickly said, "Well, it's useless to keep this, don't look at it, I'll delete it immediately." ”

As I spoke, I reached out to get my phone, but Zhang Qingqing suddenly grabbed my hand and shouted, "Wait a minute." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Come over and explain, what are you doing here in the video?"

Zhang Qingqing's face suddenly darkened, pointed to the video playing on the mobile phone screen and asked me coldly.

It turned out that I was smiling evilly in the video, holding Zhang Qingqing in my arms with one hand, and pinching Zhang Qingqing's small nose with the other hand. And Zhang Qingqing in the video couldn't breathe through her nose, her pretty face slowly turned red, and even in the end, she really couldn't help it, and opened her mouth slightly, like a goldfish stranded on the shore, her mouth closed and sucked the air one by one, but she didn't wake up, and I had the signature villain smile on my face, pinching her nose and laughing.

"Chen Yu, are you having a good time?"

When Zhang Qingqing saw this, she glanced at me with a dark face, and it was only then that I understood what it meant to have eyes full of murderous intent.

"Well—I'm playing a little joke on you."

I touched my nose, embarrassed to death, this is really self-inflicted.

"What's going on?"

Zhang Qingqing suddenly found a new continent and looked at the phone screen, in the video, I didn't pinch her nose this time, but pulled her pink cheeks on both sides with both hands, helping her make all kinds of grimaces.

"I—I'm helping you sell cuteness, I think you're cute and beautiful with a grimace—"

"Oh, then I really want to thank you." Zhang Qingqing suddenly pointed to the mobile phone screen again and said, "Then what do you mean by making my nose sneeze with the tips of my hair?" ”

I said with a sad face, "The doctor said that sneezing a few times can prevent colds." ”

Zhang Qingqing laughed when she heard this, she was angry at my words, but she was even more angry and still behind, I pushed her out of my arms in the mobile phone video, and then she pounced and was directly pushed up and down by me from the bed......

Seeing this, Zhang Qingqing's face turned green with anger, and there were two waves of anger burning in her eyes, I saw that she was on the verge of going berserk, and before she had a seizure, she jumped off the bed and put on her slippers and said, "It's dawn, I'll go brush my teeth and wash my face first-"

With that, I fled into the bathroom and refused to come out.

What I didn't know was that because I hid inside and didn't come out, Zhang Qingqing watched the whole video and then started to look at other things in my phone. She finally checked my buckle and immediately found the words I had chatted with Li Mengting last night. She had only looked at her with annoyance, but this time there was a hint of coldness.