【498】 Chrysanthemums hurt so much
Ju Blossom hurt me, at this time I can't care about pity Xiangyu, I pushed Xiaoqin to the side of the bed, and pulled out her arm that was pillowing under her head.
Suddenly, I found out that Xiaoqin and I were sleeping on the double bed in the big room - this means that it was not Xiaoqin who came to "attack at night" after I went to bed, but she took advantage of my drunkenness and asked me openly, causing the two of us to sleep in the same bed.
After getting drunk to a certain extent, I can agree to other people's requests so easily! But what did Xiaoqin ask me for last night to make my chrysanthemum hurt so badly?
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's rare that you're so drunk, let me explode the chrysanthemum!"
Could it be that Xiaoqin said such things with a smile last night! Did I stupidly say yes!
What kind of development the hell is this! Even if Xiaoqin made such a strange request, what did she use to explode my chrysanthemum! Is it with her delicate jade fingers that seem to be awake at this time, soft and weak? Or with some other murder weapon!?
Once shrouded in my heart, like the source of all evil, the little overlord of the public enemy of mankind, his gradually blurred appearance, suddenly showed signs of recovery.
Nima is a super cheating daddy! No way! Could it be that Xiaoqin suffers from gender recognition disorder because her body is different from others! Other words...... Although the appearance is a female feature, in fact, I have a little jj like me!
Don't bring this! In this way, didn't I just be blown up by the little overlord! I was raped! Even the most bullied childhood, I was never so insulted! If you don't take revenge, you won't be a man!
I looked at Xiao Qin, who was still asleep, her lower body covered under the sheets, and the curve of her waist and hips prominently declaring that she was very different from men, and I was shocked in my heart.
At first glance, what a weak girl she is, how can you guess that she is a boy?
But the annoying burning pain from the chrysanthemum made me have to wonder about Xiaoqin's gender problem.
In the current situation, the fastest way to know the answer is to lift the sheet and verify with your own eyes whether there is a strange bulge between Xiaoqin's legs.
If there really is an unknown object, it means that I was raped by that thing last night! At the same time that my outlook on life is once again shattered into slag, I want to return blood to blood, tooth to tooth, and when the time comes, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, I want to explode Xiaoqin's chrysanthemum to vent the hatred in my heart! I'm going to have to make you hurt as much as I do!
But slowly, Xiaoqin is often with the big horn, PHS, and the class leader, and she is also changing clothes in physical education class, and if Xiaoqin's lower abdomen has any bulge, it should have been exposed.
But my chrysanthemum still hurts!
A certain Japanese comic mentions that "some people who know Chinese martial arts can hide their gender in their bodies", and in Stephen Chow's version of "The Legend of the Deer and Ding", the traitor Ao Bai will "shrink the sun and enter the household", did Xiaoqin also learn this long-lost martial arts! After all, if I don't take off my underwear, I won't be able to know the truth!
But what if everything is a misunderstanding? This is a girl's underwear! What a super-hooligan! Not only take off their underwear, but also separate each other's legs and stare wide-eyed for "research"! If Xiaoqin wakes up halfway, I will be embarrassed!
The pain in the chrysanthemum seemed to be my excuse, and I lifted the sheet off Xiaoqin's waist, so that her white lower body was exposed in front of my eyes.
Xiao Qin, who was lying on her side, was wearing a pair of pure white cotton briefs under her cute little navel, and because she was not sleeping very well, she had faded a little from her waist to the bottom of her cheeks at this time, tightly strangling the skin of her buttocks, showing an inadvertent sexy posture.
I swallowed.
There isn't any strange bulge on the front of the panties, could it be that I'm too careful?
My body, against my will, placed my right hand on Xiao Qin's sunken waist.
It's so soft and slippery, and the urge to take Xiaoqin into my arms wells up in my chest.
"Haha
Xiao Qin suddenly laughed, and I was so frightened that I immediately retracted my hand.
"I'm afraid of itching, classmate Ye Lin don't tickle me! If you don't put your hand on my waist, then it doesn't matter what you do to me! ”
Sure enough, it's pretending to be asleep! She was already awake when I pushed her aside just now, and was she just pretending to be asleep to watch my movements?
Fortunately, I didn't take off Xiaoqin's underwear! In that case, I will really become the "pervert with bigger and bigger nostrils" in Xiaoqin's mouth!
Xiaoqin sat up from the bed, didn't hide herself at all, and showed me the large white skin.
On the contrary, I was only wearing boxers, and my face was feverish when I was stared at by Xiaoqin, so I quickly got dressed, and handed the sheet to Xiaoqin and let her drape it on her body.
"Ye Lin was so gentle last night!"
Xiaoqin was not honest with a sheet, showing a pair of small feet swaying from side to side on the edge of the bed, and said affectionately.
"What did I do last night?" I couldn't help but use the tone of an interrogator.
Xiao Qin pressed her index finger to her lips and looked at the ceiling as a memory.
"Hmm...... Last night, my mother was going to spend the night at a friend's house, and I felt bored, so I came to Ye Lin and wanted to discuss where to go to play on the weekend, but I didn't expect Ye Lin to come back drunk and see me standing at the door of your house, not only did not blame me like before, but also invited me in with a smile......
Sure enough, when I'm drunk, I become both generous and generous! This is luring wolves into the house! Are you worthy of your own chrysanthemum!
"I was flattered and entered the door, Ye Lin sat straight on the sofa, just laughing, I discussed with you about the weekend date, you can't hear it, you just say 'good, good'. I asked if you could stay overnight with the mentality of giving it a try, and you agreed! ”
Take advantage of people's danger! Next, you ask me, "Can you explode your chrysanthemums", right!
"The Chinese teacher often taught us to 'go one step further', so I asked Ye Lin again, saying that I might have nightmares when I sleep alone, and I hope that Ye Lin will sleep with me, and Ye Lin actually agreed!"
What a "hundred feet, go further"! It's clearly "kicking your nose in the face"! If China sends me out to sign a treaty, as long as the other party gets me drunk, I will laugh and sign a series of treaties that humiliate the country!
"Because I knew that Ye Lin couldn't sleep without a pillow, so I deliberately hid the pillow, so Ye Lin hugged me and slept all night, so happy!"
Bastard! The squad leader didn't know that I had the habit of holding a pillow, so I hugged me all night, but did you knowingly commit it!
Xiaoqin folded a pair of small feet exposed under the sheet, "Although I want to do more things to enhance my relationship with Ye Lin, but Ye Lin is too drunk, so I have to forget it!" ”
"Oh, that's right!" Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, "Is Ye Lin's chrysanthemum still hurting now?" Does it matter? ”
Is it really related to you? I grabbed her shoulders and shook her violently, "What the hell did you do to my!" ”
"Ah, don't be so rude!" Xiaoqin smiled and begged me for mercy, "Ye Lin ran to the toilet several times in the middle of the night, and the chrysanthemum would hurt!" He also complained to me: Someone secretly sandwiched a perverted grilled wing and put it in your bowl, and you ate something spicy, so you ......"
Huh? After being reminded by Xiaoqin, I vaguely remembered it! At the banquet, Liu Badshui joked with me, and when I went to the toilet, he replaced the ordinary roasted wings in my bowl with super spicy perverted roasted wings, which caused me to smoke all over my mouth, and I poured half a bottle of beer without removing the spicy taste on my tongue!
And then in the middle of the night, did you have a tummy upset? I can't eat spicy food, and I ran to the toilet several times repeatedly, so that the chrysanthemums are red and swollen?
Scared the hell out of me! It turned out that the chrysanthemum was not exploded by Xiaoqin!
If you think about it, I have been too imaginative to make such unfounded suspicions.
Although I don't want to admit it, but with Xiaoqin's martial arts, if she has the equipment to explode my chrysanthemum, and wants to explode my chrysanthemum, there is no need to wait for me to get drunk, as long as she is strong!
It's a shame! I can't even beat my childhood sweetheart! How does this calm my Spartan heart! No, I must exercise myself tenfold and hundredfold, and I must definitely protect my chastity under Xiaoqin's authority!
Looking at the watch, it's already 7:20, and if you don't go out to school, you'll definitely be late.
I ordered Xiaoqin to get up and dress, washed up with me, walked to school together, and then bought three pancakes at a roadside stall - two for me and one for her, and came to school in such a hurry.
On the way to school, we agreed to take Celery to the zoo on Saturday for a date.
The reason why I went to the zoo was not only because I like animals, but also because there are many high-altitude facilities in the amusement park, and I have a fear of heights.
Qin was obedient to me, and the zoo and the amusement park didn't seem to be much different from her.
As soon as school ended on Friday, Xiaoqin repeated to me, saying that she would gather at the gate of the zoo at 9:30 tomorrow and go home happily to prepare.
I had nothing to do, so I walked to the nearest bus stop to the school, trying to see which route would be the best one to take to the zoo tomorrow.
Unexpectedly, she happened to meet Lu Jian Gong Caicai waiting for the bus here, and there was a beggar who was hunched over and dragging one leg to entangle her.
Although the beggar's hair was messy, his clothes were not necessarily shabby, his face was not so much dirty, but more like oil paint like special forces, and his eyes were arrogant, and he did not have the slightest shame to ask for others, but felt that other people's charity was deserved.
"Little girl, give me five dollars to eat!"
He grinned and stretched out his hand to Gong Caicai, who was waiting for the bus.
Gong Caicai rummaged through her schoolbag very seriously, and then replied regretfully: "I'm sorry, I don't have change, I'm really embarrassed to ......"
Gong Caicai, who has always been honest, said that there is no change, that is, there is really no change, even if Gong Caicai is Bai Fumei, he can't give you 100 yuan bills, right? Gong Caicai's parents didn't educate her so much.
However, the beggar didn't believe it, and he twisted his neck when he didn't get the money, and snorted with an ugly face: "Five dollars is also money!?" "On the contrary, the lesson of Gong Caicai came.
Gong Caicai shrank back and hid, hoping that the bus would come quickly, so as to stay away from the harassment of this arrogant beggar.
I couldn't see it, so I patted the beggar on the shoulder vigorously from behind and shouted, "The police are coming!" ”
The beggar trembled, his originally hunched waist straightened immediately, and his lame leg healed without medicine, and he ran away from the station as quickly as the wind.