321 Be a tentacle monster

"Will you be in trouble if you do that?" Chen Qian asked unusually worriedly.

Chen Qian is that girl, she is surnamed with her mother, her superb mother is called Chen Yiling, Chinese New Year's Eve is forty-four years old this year.

"I don't know, and I don't care." Jiang Ning gave a nonsensical answer.

"You don't care, we care, you go, let's do this?" Chen Qian was anxious, she really wanted to bite this guy.

"If I had known this, I didn't think I should have saved you in the first place, maybe it would be better for you to be captured by those men?" Jiang Ning said unhurriedly.

The girl was dumb.

"Don't take it to heart, this kid can't speak...... By the way, what should the police do if they come to us? "That superb mother is actually quite anxious, but she doesn't have the courage of her daughter to dare to talk to Jiang Ning like that.

"No, it won't." Jiang Ning waved his hand.

"The police won't look for us?" Chen Yiling was still a little skeptical, but at least he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Of course, the police can't look for you, this is a machine gun, and it's a bazooka, not to mention the police, even the national security is not qualified to talk to you, if you are qualified, at least the military intelligence bureau must be qualified...... Or something like that. Jiang Ning's evil taste came out, and he planned to tease the mother and daughter, and he would be scared half to death first.

Sure enough, the faces of the two women turned blue.

"Such as ...... What if I promise to be a Taoist priest? Can you keep us safe? Chen Qian suddenly remembered Jiang Ning's previous proposal.

"Daoist? What Taoist? Her mother's eyes widened.

"Of course you can." Jiang Ning is wishing that the girl would let go!

He was now sure that the appearance of these two women was providential.

If it weren't for providence, how could it have gone from a street fight to a police and bandit chase? And how did it become Terminator 2?

The whim really makes sense......

What's more important is that he doesn't want to carry this black cauldron, this thing still lets those beings in the dark carry it! They certainly don't care.

"Give me a reason." Chen Qian asked with a straight face.

"First, you have to get a job certificate first, I want you to be a real Taoist, not a fake Taoist, you have to be able to fly to the sky, be able to Qimen Dunjia, and be able to scatter beans into soldiers." Jiang Ning began to flicker.

"Fly...... Flying to the sky, Qimen Dunjia...... Only...... Just like you guys? The girl's eyes widened, and she liked it.

Her mother also pricked up her ears instantly.

A woman in her thirties, who grew up watching Leslie Cheung's version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" and Lin Zhengying's "Zombie Taoist", is most interested in this kind of thing.

Fly away! You can go wherever you want, and you can even save money on air tickets.

"Of course not as good as me! But it's enough to deal with ordinary people. Jiang Ning replied.

"What's the second reason?" Chen Qian's heart was full of anticipation.

"Second, after you become a Taoist, you will be an organized person, and there are immortals behind you." Jiang Ning was not fooling this time, he guessed that it would be like this.

"Are there really immortals?" The girl was curious.

Her mother also widened her eyes, she also grew up watching "Journey to the West" and "Romance of the Gods", and before that, there was "Havoc in Heaven"!

"You just think of them as aliens, it's easier to understand, and the reality is a little different from the movie, the IQ of the leaders of various countries is generally relatively high, definitely not the level of Hollywood screenwriters, everyone can go from the Andromeda Alpha Nebula here, and they can't destroy a small earth?" Jiang Ning lied and didn't make drafts.

"Makes sense, is there a third?" Chen Qian continued to ask.

"You've got us behind you!" Jiang Ning was angry, this girl talked a lot, and she was very troublesome: "Just these three reasons, whether you like to add them or not, I don't care, it's great that I'll find someone else." ”

"Plus." The girl replied without hesitation.

"Can I join?" Her mother immediately asked.

"Okay, but you can't bring these bits and pieces on your body anymore in the future, and to be a Taoist priest you have to look like a Taoist priest." Jiang Ning simply looked uncomfortable.

"No problem." Chen Yiling didn't say a word, the jingle bell rang for a while, and all the rings on his body were taken off.

It turned out that it was not a circle, it looked like it in a rough way, but in fact it was all connected, a bit like a spring.

"What the hell?" Jiang Ning picked up one, which was originally wrapped around his arm, and he asked casually, originally not intending to get an answer.

"It looks like an ornament, but it's actually for self-defense." Chen Yiling replied that when she said this, there was a little bitterness.

"Self-defense? Can this be used for self-defense? Jiang Ning was a little surprised.

"Have you seen Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu"? Isn't the iron fist used by the old rabbit inside just a bunch of hoops on his arm? "That woman still has a theoretical basis.

"People have real kung fu, you ...... It's easy to be caught and then wait to be beaten! Jiang Ning shook his head again and again.

"It's not for men." The woman was a little unimpressed.

Jiang Ning was stunned for a moment, and then he understood that this thing was used by women in fights, which was equivalent to an upgraded version of grabbing her face and pulling her hair.

That makes sense.

The reason why women rarely move their fists and feet is mainly because they are afraid of pain. There are more of these things on the arm, it doesn't hurt much when you hit it, and if you beat someone, the other party hurts terribly, and it is really very advantageous.

Other than that...... This thing isn't a murder weapon!

For example, if you use iron chains to draw people, properly detain them, you may even suffer lawsuits. Pumping people with a belt, although it is not a big deal, but it is inevitable to go to the police station to make a handprint. Use a necklace to whip people, and others will only say that you are a tyrant.

Suddenly, Jiang Ning was shocked, and the whole person was stunned.

He thought of something.

………………

In an alley, a figure swings around, swinging from here to there, and from that side to this side, which feels a bit like Tarzan of the Apes in the urban jungle, but more like the little spider in Marvel.

Of course, it was Jiang Ning who was swinging around.

He doesn't have cobweb.

He was using springs, and at the moment he was covered with springs, large and small.

The first is the body.

He had a ring of springs around his body, and this thing barely had some defense, which could be considered an alternative kind of armor, but he didn't care about that.

If you look closely, you will find that his body is swaying back and forth, as if drunk, the speed of the shaking is extremely fast, and there is a vague sense of rhythm.

It stands to reason that shaking your body at such a fast frequency will make your head dizzy...... He didn't.

This seemingly irregular shaking is actually calculated by the computer, and the final result can make him move at high speed, but the brain always maintains a relatively stable state and does not get dizzy.

This set of things has been made a long time ago, but there is one problem that has never been solved, that is, the pretending suit cannot be precisely controlled.

Now the problem is solved.

Pretend to be a suit with springs, and you can get everything done easily.

Of course, there were more than these springs on him, and there were other springs, which were much thinner, and stretched in all directions, like whips, and like ...... Tentacle.

That's right, it's the tentacles.

This guy is a tentacle monster all over.

It's those tentacles that allow him to swing from house to house and be a copycat version of Spider-Man. If you stop, he's actually more like the villain Doctor Octopus.

"It's disgusting, I knew this guy was abnormal, but I didn't expect it to become a tentacle monster now."

"Tentacles, it's so disgusting, it's good that my sister and him are limited to holding hands, otherwise ......"

"There are also leather whips, and leather whips, those whose tentacles can make a cameo appearance as leather whips, you must let my sister stay away from him."

"Isn't this guy?"

The little foxes were lined up, muttering and muttering, and their minds were full of that kind of thing.

These little guys don't just watch small movies, they also watch a lot of comics and animations...... That type.

"But this guy's tentacles are still quite powerful, if I don't feel disgusting, I want to get a set to try." The little fox sighed softly.

"The tentacle monsters are powerful, think about Doctor Octopus, think about the tentacle robots in the Matrix, and the sea monster in the extreme cold, the tentacles are very powerful." Chihuahuas watch more movies.

They were talking, and Jiang Ning's movements had changed unconsciously, and his style was no longer like Spider-Man.

The tentacles danced like flying, using the whip technique he had learned from the old lizard not long ago, but he didn't rely on his arms to exert power, but using the kind of technique derived from the electromagnetic barrier.

Fast, fast to the extreme.

That technique had been used on guns before, and you can see how fast it was.

Unlike being used on guns and electromagnetic ejections, this time not only does it pop out quickly, but it also comes back quickly.

It was with this bullet that Jiang Ning danced wildly all over the sky, his speed was so fast that people couldn't see clearly, and his line of sight didn't have time to catch it...... At least the little foxes don't have the ability to do that.

"This guy's brain is really big enough to come up with this kind of solution." The little fox's mouth opened wide, and there was a sour taste in his words.

"This trick doesn't work against my sister, it can only cheapen the donkey." Chihuahuas are more sour

"Don't you think this guy is a little eccentric, my sister should be the main house? Why is it useful for the third room that he made the things he made? The ferret said angrily.

"Don't say that in front of your sister." The little fox whispered a warning.

"I'm not stupid." The ferret rolled its eyes.

"But there's a trick with that...... It's easy to break! It was the civet cat who said this, and this guy held his chin and looked thoughtful.

This is comic than pretending.

It's a pity it's looking for the wrong person.

"Tell me about it." The little fox and Chihuahua immediately leaned over and instantly squeezed Tusebi, one with a nail clipper in his hand and a red wine driver in the other.

I can't pretend to be comic and become stupid.

"Okay, I said." The civet cats are very knowledgeable about current affairs.

I saw it lower its voice and muttered a few words in the little fox's ear.

The little fox smiled evilly, slipped away quickly, and after a while ran back again, holding something in his hand, only to see it toss lightly......

"Plop"

Jiang Ning rolled up in a ball and flew out.

The guy wound himself into a mess, all the tentacles rolled together and tied tightly.

After a few moments, a hand came out of the ball, and that hand raised a middle finger.

"Little fox, I'll get revenge." Jiang Ning was extremely angry.

"Cut me to help you find an Achilles heel, you should thank me." The little fox crossed his hands over his chest, looking like he dared to touch me and tried it.

"How did you come up with this trick?" The Chihuahua patted the civet cat on the shoulder.

"Haven't I been dragging wires a lot? It's easy to get entangled like this if you're not careful. "It's honest to be funny...... At least honest in front of these guys.

"Okay, it turns out that the culprit is you tease." Jiang Ning was angry, extremely angry, he couldn't clean up the little fox, couldn't he clean up this guy?

The civet cat was stupid, and it only now understood that the Chihuahua was yin in it.

"Boss, I helped you find an Achilles' heel." Tease wants to use the little fox's trick.

It's a pity that it forgot, behind the little fox is Xie Xiaowei, even if Xie Xiaowei is not here, the little fox is not afraid, its backstage is Millie, Millie is not here, Jiang Ning doesn't care at all. ... Friends who read books, you can search for "", you can find this site as soon as possible.