If a person is shameless, he is really invincible in the world, and the words have come to this extent, he still doesn't leave, he can't get rid of him, is it up to death?

He was not polite, he actually went into the bedroom by himself, took clean clothes, and went directly to the bathroom to take a shower just like his own home.

"Why is he like this? Why don't you leave? Zhao Yumei took the water glass, handed it to Zhou Fan, looked at the bathroom door and asked.

"Uncle, was he like this when he was in school?" Zhou Fan took a sip of jujube tea and asked Zhou Fang, who was preparing dinner.

I really didn't find it, Zhou Fang's face was wrinkled, it was hot, served on the table, took off his apron, and often sighed and said, "People will change, especially this kind of people in the city, their minds are different from ours, and they don't play cards according to the routine at all, which annoys me to death."

"Let's eat!"

Washing his hands, Zhou Fan sat on the dining chair with his buttocks, Zhao Yumei handed the boiled porridge to Zhou Fan and said, "Eat slowly, don't worry"

"Got it, Mom, I'm not a child," Zhou Fan muttered, holding a spoon and bowing his head to eat porridge.

"You are not as good as him, you know that you can eat when you are hungry, and rest when you are tired, you are good, you are tired for a day, you can go out to run a few laps, and the meal is not delicious, the sun asked me, and said grandma, is there something wrong with my mother's legs? Why do you like to run so much? ”

Zhou Fan stared, flashed his eyelashes twice, poked his mobile phone out of his trouser pocket, pressed the phone number at home, and called.

"Who!"

The child's voice, but I couldn't really hear whose voice it was, put down the spoon, sat cross-legged on the dining chair, and said loudly, "I, your mother, where is the sun?" ”

"Mom, I'm the moon, my brother and aunt went to herd sheep"

It's also good to press the speaker so that everyone can hear it, and talk while eating.

"Son, what are you doing at home?" Zhou Fan likes to chat with the second child, so he asked softly.

"I, I, I, I'm at home to bathe the ducklings"

The porridge choked in his throat, Zhou Fan coughed a few times, obedient, poor duckling, he would be drowned by his son at home.

"Moon, I'm grandma, grandma told you that the duckling hasn't been flattened yet, so you can't bathe it, what about your grandfather?"

Zhou Fang laughed almost out of breath, the porridge he drank didn't squirt out, but he choked, lying next to the pool, coughing, and tears fell out.

"My grandfather went to buy canned food, and my grandmother came"

Grandma is here, and she has only been home for a few days, why did she come again? No, it's okay for grandma to look at a home or something, it's better than being a child.

"Fan, what's wrong with your mother? Nothing! ”

Grandma's voice sounded, Zhou Fan's heart was sour, her mother is also a daughter, she is old, but she has an old mother and is sick, grandma must be very worried.

"Mother, I'm fine, but Xiaofan, this time the illness is not light, stomach bleeding and hospitalization, I thought, it may be the cowshed behind the house, drinking with his uncles"

Zhou Fan hurriedly found a reason to leave, but was grabbed by the ear, Zhou Fang put a straight face, stared at Zhou Fan's face and asked, "Have you drunk?" ”

"I didn't drink much, ouch, my ears hurt, Mom, my uncle picked up my ears" Zhou Fan begged for mercy and looked at Zhao Yumei.

"Put, you let go, hurry up, Xiaofan is still sick" Zhao Yumei didn't answer the phone, and pulled Zhou Fang's hand in a hurry, who knew that this pull, Zhou Fan's ears hurt even more.

"Zhou Fang, what are you doing? Bullying my wife, isn't it? Don't let go of me yet."

At this moment, Hong Yu also took a shower and came out of the bathroom, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't believe what he saw, but it was true.

"That wine is at least 50 degrees, don't you know that your own health is not good? I just drank too much and became an alcoholic liver, why don't you take care of your body so much? ”

The hand was still loose, and he didn't make a big effort, Zhou Fan pouted, rubbing his ears, except for a little pain, it was hot, and the ears themselves were very sensitive, and they were even hotter at this time.

"Don't you know that you don't discipline people when you eat? What about the elders? How? Hong Yu blamed Zhou Fang on the side, stretched out his hand to rub Zhou Fan's ears, and said, "Let's ignore him, let's eat"

What's the matter with him? Really, it's normal to be disciplined by your uncle when you drink, who made him an elder?

"Isn't it okay if I don't drink it in the future, besides, I didn't drink with strangers, it wasn't my uncle and aunt, they were all relatives, I didn't feel anything about half a bottle of liquor, I drank three bottles of beer, and then I was a little dizzy, and then I fell asleep, who knew it would bleed from the stomach? I just thought it was hemorrhoids, but didn't the stomach bleed come out from below, shouldn't it come out of the mouth or nose? Zhou Fan muttered, slapped Hong Yu's hand away, rubbed it a few times by himself, and lowered his head to drink porridge.

Zhou Fang slapped the table, sat down, pointed at Zhou Fan and gave an order, and said, "Don't drink anymore in the future, don't drink a drop of wine, I'm not here, sister-in-law, you have to supervise her, you can't get used to her, see what happened?" ”

Zhao Yumei nodded and said, "Okay, I'm not used to her"

Who's used to me? Parents don't have the habit of being used to people, of course, they are used to their children, and they are not used to being spoiled.

stopped talking, hung up the phone, Zhou Fan lowered his head and ate porridge, but suddenly felt that something was wrong? How can there be one more person next to this?

He really thinks this is his own home, he serves his own meals, eats with chopsticks, wears his uncle's clothes, it is estimated that he picked his uncle's best clothes, his shoulders are relatively wide, and his clothes are a little tight in Uncle Zhou Fan's clothes.

"What's the matter with you? Why don't you go home if you don't go home? Zhou Fan pushed the dish at his door to the middle and didn't let him eat it.

"If you don't go home, what will I go back to? I will follow you wherever you are, you live in our uncle's house, I also live in our uncle's house, do you follow the woman and the husband? ”

How is this man a leper dog! actually laughed, Zhou Fan understood, he was changing his 'tactics', and he followed his face to the end.

Return our uncle! It looks like he's much older than his uncle, and he's a classmate with his uncle, how did he say it?

"Which play are you playing? It's almost time to go, I don't like the surname Hong here, you're a busy person, and you don't do business? ”

That's right! This guy is a hotel owner, can't he go to the hotel to keep an eye on? There is also the nightclub, which should be the busiest at night.

"I can't make enough money in my life, I'm not bad for money, money is compared to my wife, what is that! My wife is not in good health, and my mother-in-law is here again, so I should take care of them and take care of them, and the most important thing is to accompany my mother-in-law to the Bund and rest at home with my wife."

The meat is numb, goosebumps fall to the ground, and the uncle's dish doesn't put honey, so he drinks shower gel shampoo! Otherwise, why is the mouth so walking?

"Your junior is alone in the empty room at home, in case you can't bear the loneliness, and then go out to ask the cowherd to bring you a green hat, aren't you afraid?" Zhou Fang asked him with a wicked smile, posing like he was watching a good show.

Hong Yu put down his chopsticks, faced Zhou Fan, pulled Zhou Fan's arm, didn't care whether Zhou Fan looked at him or not, raised his finger and swore to the sky, "I, Hong Yu, am a woman in Zhou Fan, and you are a woman who loves you, if you lie, you will be hit by a car when you go out, choked to death when you eat, and choked to death when you drink water."

He's so boring, who made him swear? It's like neurosis.

"Let's go! I really don't want to see you," Zhou Fan looked at Hong Yu and said expressionlessly.

Hong Yu smiled awkwardly, didn't speak, turned around and continued to eat with chopsticks, and commented on the dishes he put around him in his mouth, one by one, in short, it was too suitable for his taste.

There was nothing to say, it was only him, after eating a few mouthfuls of porridge, Zhou Fan put down the spoon, went back to the house to lie down and rest, and locked the door from the inside.

Now not only don't I want to see him, but I don't want to listen to him, I really hate him so much, from the time he brought the mistress to the house, he didn't care about the wet woman, and he also had a new understanding of him.

A man turns his face faster than a book, this moment he can be tender and sweet with you, and the next moment he may climb into another woman's bed, and the poor junior, how did he find Hong Yu? Blind your feelings and waste your youth.

"Oh no! Your uncle called and said that your aunt had also come to Shanghai, and your uncle wanted us to go and see what the house of Wenwen's grandmother was like? To go or not to go? ”

Did Song Beauty also come to Shanghai? It's really a narrow road, and it's still raining lightly outside, so I have nothing to do to see her? Unless the brain is caught in the toilet seat.

"Don't go, as soon as I hear her, my stomach will be on fire, and when I see her, I will be sick for at least three days, and she will be a plague, and she will be unlucky."

Zhou Fan lay on the bed, too lazy to move, if it wasn't raining outside, he would have to take his mother to see the Oriental Pearl and go shopping in the pedestrian street, but unfortunately the sky is not beautiful, no way!

"Then I'll ask your uncle to send me over, I'll go and see, and I'll have to reply to your uncle when I come back."

Zhou Fan was anxious, got up, opened the door, pulled Zhao Yumei's arm and said coquettishly, "Mom, my legs hurt, my waist hurts, and the needle's eye hurts even more, I'm afraid that one is at home, in case a mouse drags me away, no one will provide for you."

Zhao Yumei believed that it hurt her body, and she didn't believe that there were rats at home, Zhao Yumei smiled and said, "Your uncle's snakes have been stewed and eaten by you, are you still afraid of mice?" How big does it have to be for a rat to drag you away? Mom is Wenwen's aunt, and I hope she marries well, your uncle has helped us a lot, Mom will take a look and come back in a while."

It seems that she has to go, she has already taken the mobile phone, and the address has been sent, just go! It's also nice to look at the night view outside.

"Uncle, is this address familiar?" Zhou Fan asked, a little worried in his heart.

"Familiar, isn't it his community," Zhou Fang pointed to Hong Yu, who was cleaning up the kitchen, and said.

Haven't left yet? I'm really speechless, he never cleans up the kitchen at home, what kind of energy is this blind performance?

No, I can't stay at home alone, and this guy doesn't leave, who wants to stare at home with him?

"Wait for me in a while, I'll change my clothes and go with you"

Zhou Fan went back to the room, took off his clothes, picked out a set of black long-sleeved trousers, and found a peaked cap, wearing it with the brim facing back, all black, looked in the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Are you going out?" Hong Yu wiped the table with a rag and asked with a happy smile.

"Something, remember to close the door when you leave, I brought the key"

Zhou Fan thought to himself, he should go home in a moment! Lao Lai is here, and no one cares about him, what's the use?

Who knows, he put down the rag, washed his hands and said, "It's raining outside, my mother is coming to Shanghai for the first time, why do my son-in-law have to take it out for a walk, by the way, go to my house to see, the house is not big, enough to live, uncle's area here is too small, how to live in two rooms?" ”

He walked forward first, put on the leather shoes that he had put on Zhou, knocked on the ground twice, and then turned back to Zhou Fan and said, "Our mother is here, you are a daughter, should you take your mother home to see?" ”

Zhou Fan ignored him, and didn't even want to look at him, but he looked flattering, and felt funny, people are really fickle animals, he is the most serious, when he was at home, he called out one by one, and said to do a paternity test, even if it was his biological parents, he also considered himself unlucky, and he was very reluctant to accept it.

I want to get to know him again, and they all say that women are fickle, and he is even more fickle, and listening to him chatter about the changes in Shanghai in recent years is like listening to boring romance novels.

No matter how it changes, it is nothing more than reinforced concrete, glass roads, and people, what can change?

When I got out of the elevator, I saw Huang Yan smoking a cigarette, leaning against the wall and looking out, looking like he was worried.

"Boss" Huang Yan nodded respectfully at Hong Yu, his eyes fell on Zhou Fan, and he also nodded, which can be regarded as a greeting.

"If there is a driver, then I won't drive, the car hasn't started for a long time" Zhou Fang said, stretched out the umbrella in his hand, handed Zhou Fan a hand, and had one in his hand.

"Car, I'm driving in, you guys wait a minute"

Foreign vehicles are not allowed to enter, Huang Yan is capable, Zhou Fan looked at him, he didn't see him for a few days, he seemed to be a little emaciated.

"Go to the shopping mall, my mother's clothes are too plain, and that, buy a necklace or bracelet or something, I don't know how to thank you for your help as a son-in-law, it's not easy to raise triplets to grow up, and Dad, I'll let people go to my hometown tomorrow and pick them all over, I'll do my filial piety"

Absolutely not normal! I'm sick! It's raining, and your head is drenched in water? Didn't see a crack in your head?

Zhou Fan couldn't bear it anymore, so he had no choice but to ask first, "Hong Yu, do you think you are so interesting?" Mom,, don't you think it's fake? ”

Hong Yu's head shook like a rattle, in fact, he was also very awkward in his heart, if he didn't want to save Zhou Fan's heart, he wouldn't have accompanied him with a smiling face, screaming one mother after another.

"We are husband and wife, your mother is my mother, your father is my father, as the saying goes, a son-in-law is half a son, I want to make up for all the responsibilities I have not fulfilled in the past few years, and let the second elder enjoy the blessings of Monkey King, travel, what do you say?" Hong Yu took two steps towards Zhou Fan, bowing his head and waiting for her reply.