I have to introduce it here, what is Xihuayuan, Xihuayuan is located on the edge of the urban area of our city, it doesn't do anything else, it is to refine people, to put it bluntly, it is cremation, if you haven't understood, then I tell you, it is the crematorium, the cemetery, in our city it is called two cremation.

Because Wang Mumu and Chenchen are not from the city, and they also have a bit of a taste of mountain artillery entering the city, they are not clear about the basic buildings of our city at all, so a joke by Lei Lei made a series of absurd incidents.

In order for everyone to see clearly, the perspective at this time temporarily turned to Wang Mumu and Chenchen, and all the things that happened below were told to me by these two Bs.

Wang Mumu and Chenchen happily put on a new set of clothes, of course, their new clothes are from a pile of unwashed clothes, pick out two slightly cleaner ones, Wang Mumu deliberately made a hairstyle, his head was scratched like a hedgehog with hair wax, with a pair of sunglasses, not to mention how much it looks.

After borrowing money from me, these two stupid B, started a strange journey, due to winter reasons, it was dark very early, more than six o'clock has been very dark, our city to this time, is the time of taxi delivery, very difficult to take a taxi, so two stupid B, in the cold wind, stood for more than an hour.

For more than an hour, Wang Mumu has maintained a movement, that is, two hands, raised to the side of his head, to resist the cold wind, who knows that this stupid B face is particularly long, the palm is obviously not enough, his hair is still relatively long, so the tips of the hair are frozen, and the hair wax that has just been hard and not dried is instantly frozen into ice ballast.

"Mumu, it's too cold, let's find a three-wheeler, right?" Chenchen shivered with cold and made pertinent suggestions.

"Fuck, can you be a little more fucking embarrassed, have you ever seen a pickled girl, riding a three-wheeler? Besides, the place Lei Lei was looking for, Sanlun was not allowed to enter at all!! "Wang Mumu is rarely serious.

"You're stupid, do you have to ride in? Can't we stop on the street and walk in? "Chenchen was so cold that I couldn't stand it.

"You know Xihuayuan, where is it?" Wang Mumu covered his head and asked with ignorant eyes.

"I know, I haven't been! It's not too far, let's go, find a tricycle to go!! Chenchen spread his big feet and began to run.

Wang Mumu protected his head, followed by the two of them for a long time, and finally saw a group of pedals at the corner of the street.

"Dude, where are you going?" A three-wheeled rider followed the two of them to say hello, this kind of human-powered tricycle is a relatively close job, and I am afraid that the traffic police will catch it if I go far.

"Xihuayuan!" Wang Mumu said with a hint of pride in his tone.

"What are you doing here? It's so late! "The three-wheeled rider was quite confused.

"Eat!" Wang Mumu said proudly.

"Is there still food there?" Riding three wheels was already a little stunned at this time, looking at the two people carefully, looking at Wang Mumu with a thorny head, wearing a big sunglasses, unusually windy, followed by a teenager who looked like a gorilla, it didn't look like a mental illness.

"Rub, what's the ink? Go or not!! Wang Mumu was also a little cold, and said impatiently.

"How much do you give? The place is a bit far away, "The pedaling of three wheels may not make much money for a day, although I met two unserious young people, but I still want to take this job."

"I'll give you fifteen, okay! With such a spacious avenue, you can pedal hard and not get stuck in traffic!! Wang Mumu began to bargain.

"It's really spacious, it's nothing, the problem is a bit unlucky, you're adding some more!!" There was some hesitation on the three wheels.

"I'll add two more yuan to you, I'll have 20 in my pocket, and you can leave me three yuan for water, okay?" Wang Mumu said his bottom line.

"Get in the car and let's go!" The answer of the three wheels was unusually concise.

Wang Mumu and Chenchen, sitting in the carriage with leaky air everywhere, bumpy all the way, happily marching towards the second cremation, the tricycle is getting more and more remote, there are basically no pedestrians on the road, it is dark, it is quite scary.

"Where the fuck is this place, it's almost fucking out of the province, right??" Chenchen looked at the dark avenue and said with some trembling.

"High-end places, of course it's different, I've heard that a lot of Niu B's clubs are in the suburbs, and they are full of beautiful women, celebrities, long legs, quack and beautiful!!" Wang Mumu pretended to understand very well.

"He's not going to find a place where no one is and rob the two of us, right?" Chenchen was still not at ease, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, Wang Mumu had an indifferent expression, and Niu B said: "Just him pedals three wheels, let's practice him, it's more than enough, I don't know who the robs whom!" ”

The tricycle finally stopped at the gate of Xihuayuan, Wang Mumu and Chenchen, frozen with the wolf dog, kept panting, Wang Mumu looked at the gate of Xihuayuan with some doubts.

I saw that the decoration of the gate was extremely gorgeous, especially tall, and the wrought iron of this gate alone could not be bought without twenty or thirty thousand.

"It's magnificent, this is the place to eat!!" Wang Mumu said with emotion at the door.

"This JB place, why is it so gloomy, it's dark!!" Chenchen was a little puzzled.

"You know a fart, in order to prevent the paparazzi from taking pictures secretly, of course this place has to be more mysterious!!" Wang Mumu taught.

"Dude, you paid for the car, you're idle, okay?" After riding a three-wheeled pedal for more than an hour, I was tired, my whole body was covered with sweat, my hat was taken off, and my hair was full of white smoke, a bit like chatting fast.

"Here you go, brother, can you come to this kind of place, is it a person with poor money, urge a hair, find me three yuan!!" Wang Mumu took out the crumpled twenty yuan and handed it over.

The three-wheeled man looked at him, his eyes were extremely weird, Wang Mumu looked at his eyes, remembered Lei Lei's words, don't pay attention to the weird eyes of others, because this place is too high-end, thinking of this Wang Mumu suddenly puffed up his chest.

The three-wheeled rider retrieved Wang Mumu, three yuan, riding a tricycle like crazy, running wildly, he can now confirm that these two people are fucking neurotic, and it is not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill people, thinking of this, he rode faster and faster, and his head was like a cigarette pipe, emitting white smoke.

"Let's go! Go in and eat, I've got to take it for Jomimi today! Wang Mumu walked in happily.

Although Chenchen was a little puzzled and didn't want to go in, he didn't dare to stay here by himself, so he followed Wang Mumu in.