"Hey, I'm not dead?"

Luo Yun only felt that he had been floating in the endless darkness for a long time, and then a white light pierced the darkness and shone on him, his consciousness suddenly shook, and then he heard a noise in his ears, buzzing in his ears like hundreds of flies.

Luo Yun was really noisy, opened his eyes with resentment, slapped the table hard, and shouted, "Quarrel with wool." ”

Swish!

The whole world was suddenly cleared.

Luo Yun nodded with satisfaction, and was about to continue sleeping, when he suddenly noticed that something seemed to be wrong, and then looked at it, and was dumbfounded.

"What is this place?"

Surrounded by buildings similar to ancient times, there are some "extras" wearing sackcloth robes and hair buns, which look like they are filming.

"Uh, I'm sorry, did I disturb your shooting?" Luo Yun showed an apologetic smile on his face, and he was about to leave.

"Cut, neurotic." Everyone waved their hands in unison, and then looked at the old man and the strong man in the attic.

The old man's name is Zhou Changlin, and his son in the prime of life is called Zhou Taifu.

Chow Tai Fook stood on top of the attic, waved his wealth and exposed his wealth, and said, "Today is my father's 60th birthday. ”

As soon as these words fell, everyone immediately rushed to send their blessings.

"Blessing is like the East China Sea, Shoubi Nanshan", "Enjoy the old age full of children and grandchildren", "The old man is strong, and the old man pushes the cart".

Zhou Changlin nodded frequently with a smile on his face, and kept rewarding the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and the shopkeeper went in and out, serving all kinds of delicacies, the aroma was pervasive, and the tongue was tempting.

However, at this moment, an impatient voice suddenly came, "I said that you can eat when you eat, can you not be so noisy, it is easy to affect other people." ”

Everyone went to the voice, only to see a "boy brother" in a cyan robe sitting on the side.

At first glance, it did look like a boy dressed up, but Luo Yun immediately recognized that she was a woman dressed as a man, and there was a man who looked so creamy, fat like snow, and a pair of beautiful big eyes with a strange light.

"This woman is so beautiful dressed as a man, I don't know which female star is pretending?" Luo Yun secretly guessed in his heart.

Chow Tai Fook's face turned angry when he heard this, "What a bold man, he dared to go wild at my father's 60th birthday banquet." I'll tell you, immediately say a birthday message to my father, give our Zhou family enough face, today's matter, we can not blame the past, and we can also invite you to have a good meal. ”

Brother Gongzi picked up a piece of meatball with chopsticks, and said indifferently, "First, you don't need to give face; Second, you don't need to be invited to eat. ”

Zhou Taifu was furious when he heard this, and directly picked up the teapot on the side and threw it at Brother Gongzi, "Toast and don't eat and drink!" ”

"Sister, isn't this forcing Young Master Ben to be a hero to save beauty!"

Luo Yunhu's body was shocked, he stepped out, and reached out with his right hand in a chic and elegant way to grab the teapot that had been smashed over, revealing his domineering appearance.

At the same time, he leaned down, put his lips to Brother Gongzi's ear and blew and said, "Brother, I have taught you many times, rely on your parents at home, rely on friends when you go out, especially friends who are rich and powerful, and have heads and faces, you must make more friends." I've only been walking away for a while, and you've offended people! ”

Brother Gongzi didn't check for a while, and Luo Yun blew on the earlobe, and suddenly his body became soft as if he had lost all his strength, and he didn't even have the strength to dodge, and a faint flush flew on his face, and his beautiful eyes glared at Luo Yun angrily.

Luo Yun smiled proudly in his heart, you little girl still dare to pretend to be a pure master in front of this young master!

Helping Brother Gongzi to stand up, Luo Yun looked at the attic at a forty-five degree angle, and folded his hands together, "Old man Zhou, I'll say sorry on behalf of my brother, and then say a word for his birthday?" ”

Even though Zhou Changlin was very unhappy in his heart, he still maintained everyone's demeanor and waved his hand and said, "You can tell me and listen to it." ”

"I don't say, can I write it?" Luo Yun's head was crooked, his eyes blinked, and he actually sold a lot of cuteness.

Zhou Changlin continued to put up the score and said, "You can write it and take a look." ”

Hearing this, Luo Yun walked directly to the table, nodded and smiled at the dazed son, picked up a chopstick and dipped it in a little grease, and wrote six large oily characters on the table.

"Okay?" Luo Yun stood with chopsticks in his hand and looked at the lively crowd around him.

"Good!" Everyone raised their thumbs and shouted.

"Everyone." Luo Yun fanned the atmosphere again and said loudly, "I'll count three times, and everyone will read it aloud to Master Zhou, okay?"

"Good!"

"One, two, three."

Luo Yun's right hand slid over the six big characters he had written, two columns and three lines, from left to right, neatly written.

Everyone recited in unison, word by word, "Death to the father!" Son is dead! Sun is dead! ”

Luo Yun nodded with satisfaction, and congratulated Zhou Changlin in the attic with both hands, "I wish my lord a peaceful life and prosperity for all generations." ”

"How can it be!" Zhou Changlin finally broke out, no matter how good his cultivation is, he will be furious if he is "cursed" like this, his eyebrows glared at Luo Yun, and his eyes almost wanted to breathe fire, "Writing these things, you also said that you wish me a peaceful life?" ”

"Master Zhou, please stop your anger." Luo Yun raised his hand and explained, "If your son dies before you, wouldn't it be a white-haired person sending a black-haired person?" Master, are you particularly sad? ”

Zhou Changlin turned his eyes to look at Chow Tai Fook when he heard this, and just as the two met their eyes, a sense of pity arose spontaneously.

Luo Yun showed a smug smile on his face, "And if your grandson died earlier than you or your son, wouldn't it be two white-haired people to send a black-haired person?" Wouldn't you and your son be even more sad? ”

Brother Gongzi, who was sitting on the side, looked at Luo Yun, who was full of nonsense, and couldn't help but smile, his eyes rolled, flashing with an unfathomable light.

Luo Yun said generously, "So, if you line up from generation to generation and die in the order I wrote, that is, you die, your son dies, and your grandson dies, then it is not a peaceful life from generation to generation, enjoying the days in peace, and dying in a very rhythmic and orderly manner." ”

"Then you can't write three dead words at my sixtieth birthday banquet!" Zhou Changlin was full of anger, his old face was red with anger, and he grabbed the wine glass with his hand and slammed it on the ground, "Dead and dead!" Dead and dead! Dead and dead! ”

Luo Yun opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Brother Gongzi.

"You're wrong." Brother Gongzi seemed to have seen enough of the excitement, and walked out, ignoring Luo Yun's "attentive" gaze, and looked directly at Zhou Changlin, "There is black and white in this world, and there is life and death." In fact, death is not terrible, the most terrible thing is to waste life and waste time. You've lived for 60 years, and you don't even understand this truth? I think you should take advantage of your birthday to reflect on yourself. ”

"Everyone, if you think our two brothers are speaking well, give us some applause and encouragement." Luo Yun took the opportunity to hold Brother Gongzi's shoulders, and his hand was soft and warm, and there was a faint fragrance that refreshed people's hearts.

"Bang Bang!" Thunderous applause.

"Hmph." Zhou Changlin and Zhou Dafu left the attic in a hurry, and today's 60th birthday will definitely make him "unforgettable for life".

"You're the most talkative person I've ever met." Brother Gongzi's shoulder shook and swept away Luo Yun's right hand.

"You're the prettiest man I've ever met." Luo Yun smiled modestly, showing his "gentlemanly demeanor" - high-profile work and low-key life.

A trace of surprise flashed in Brother Gongzi's eyes, and he said with a smile, "Bingqing below, I don't know what Your Excellency will call you?" ”

"If you don't change your name, you can't change your surname, Luo Yun." Luo Yun said very simply.

"So you're Luo Yun!" When Fang Bingqing heard this, his eyes froze, and the eagerness in the depths of his eyes dissipated a lot, "The Luo Yun that Master was looking for in his last words turned out to be you!" ”

As he spoke, Fang Bingqing's right hand reached out like lightning and grabbed Luo Yun.

"If you have something to say, you can't advocate it." Luo Yun was frightened by Fang Bingqing's sudden change, and subconsciously wanted to hide back, "Didn't I just stir up your filming, as for beating people?" ”

Fang Bingqing slashed Luo Yun's neck with a hand knife, "Palace Master, Bingqing has been looking for you so hard, this will take you back to the Tianxia Palace to succeed you as the Palace Master." ”

His head was dizzy, and Luo Yun's body collapsed softly on a soft and fragrant delicate body, "Teacher Cang is on top, am I going to be pushed back by the rhythm of the little girl's skin?" ”

The moment before his consciousness fell into a coma, Luo Yun's mind suddenly shone brightly, and a ray of light quietly appeared in the endless darkness, just like the light when the heaven and earth first opened to dispel the darkness, and a golden bead the size of a fist was bathed in the light, which transmitted a cold mechanical voice:

"If the system opening conditions are met, the palace master system will be officially opened!"

……

"Well, it's so soft and fragrant, did I fall into the gentle township? Is it really reversed? Before Luo Yun opened his misty eyes, he felt a burst of warm fragrant nephrite, and his heart was suddenly surging and intense, "Let's make the reverse push more violent!" ”

Swish!

When he opened his eyes, he saw three young girls with different styles standing in front of him, three pairs of big eyes full of curiosity and expectation, staring at him without blinking.

"Teacher Cang is on top, is this the situation of Shenma?" Luo Yun was stunned for a moment, then sat up violently and hugged the blanket and shrank towards the corner of the wall, with a trembling and pitiful expression, his eyes scanned the faces of the three pretty faces, and said in a trembling voice, "You...... What do you want to do? I am a woman and man of a good family, and I have been guarding myself like jade for more than 20 years, and I will never let you defile my innocence! ”

The expressions of the three pretty faces froze, looking at Luo Yun who was like a little lamb, the three little heads came together and muttered softly.

"Senior Sister Bingqing, are you looking for the wrong person?" The girl on the left is only twenty-eight years old, named Fang Baimei, is the third disciple of the Tianxia Palace, dressed in a black power suit, pedaling long riding boots, and wearing long hair tied into a ponytail, looking heroic, especially a pair of peach blossom eyes, clear as water and deep as an abyss, which makes people fall into it at a glance and can't extricate themselves, "No matter how you look at him, he doesn't look like the successor palace master that the master is looking for in his last words!" ”

The girl on the right is smaller, called Fang Yujie, with a small face carved in pink, her eyes slightly squinted like a crescent moon, but her eyes are very sharp, and she has a one-foot short sword hanging from her waist, like a little woman, and at this time she is even more murderous, "Fake, kill!" ”

"You can't go wrong." The girl among them, that is, Fang Bingqing, said with an affirmative face, "The master was deceived by the negative person back then, and after giving birth to a son, he was heartbroken, and angrily left Nanyang City to come to this Hundred Flowers Valley to create the Tianxia Palace, and has not been closed ever since. It wasn't until a year ago that the master thought about his son, so he went out of the mountain to Nanyang City to look for Luo Yun, the abandoned son of the year, and was about to bring it back, but he encountered a traitor's plot, was seriously injured and returned to the palace gate, and died soon after. His dying will is to instruct us to bring Luo Yun back to the palace and succeed him as the palace master. ”

Speaking of this, Fang Bingqing glanced at Luo Yun who was hiding in the corner with a pair of beautiful almond eyes, "I found him in Nanyang City three days ago, and he is exactly the same as the characteristics, name, and age that the master said, there will definitely be no mistake." ”

"But senior sister, how do you think he has a little bit of the young chivalrous demeanor that the master said?" Fang Baimei's eyes were flooded with peach blossoms, with infinite longing, "If you want to succeed to the position of the palace master of our Tianxia Palace, you have to be a male god who is wearing colorful clothes, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, and bathing in the nine-colored glow!" ”

Fang Yujie nodded in agreement, "Reasonable, support." ”

"Baimei, wipe your saliva away." Fang Bingqing has long been accustomed to Bai Mei's nymphomaniacs, "I have considered all the problems you mentioned. However, he is the only child of the master, and the master has always felt ashamed of him before his death, and his deathbed will designate him as the successor palace master of our Tianxia Palace. The teacher's order cannot be violated. ”

"You two are a little more restrained, and he will be the palace master of our Tianxia Palace in the future." Fang Bingqing instructed the two of them with a serious face, "Isn't it just that Senior Sister Qianjiao will accept him, and she is busy taking care of everything, saying that it is preparing for the succession ceremony for the palace master." ”

"Got it." The two girls nodded helplessly.