[645] Battle Royale
The second kiss between me and the squad leader ended with Zhuang Ni being so angry that she vomited blood and fainted for the second time.
In order to get me out of her lips so that she could rescue Zhuang Ni, the squad leader even used the extraordinary means of twisting my ru's head hard.
You can't do that even if I'm not wearing a shirt! It hurts Lao Tzu to death! And the man is twisted by the woman on his own head, and he feels super unwilling......
"You are not allowed to drink in the future!" After the squad leader said a word to me, he turned over and got out of bed to check on Zhuang Ni's condition.
Huh? I forcibly kissed you, and you didn't say anything else but tell me not to drink in the future? Could it be that the smell of alcohol in my mouth upsets you?
zuihou I was kicked out of the room by the squad leader.
It seems that the squad leader wants to untie Zhuang Ni's corset so that she can breathe freely or something...... Anyway, they drove me away if they thought I was in the way.
The so-called indecent is not indecent but indecent, which is about Zhuang Ni's situation, right?
However, for Zhuang Ni, being undressed by the squad leader, maybe she would be happy, and felt that the two of them had taken a step closer to the lily road.
I don't know the details of the squad leader's rescue of Zhuang Ni, but the next day Zhuang Ni continued to be half dead - she always looked half dead.
"Punishment."
The next morning, as I passed by Johnny in the hallway, she said a strange word to me.
Later, I used my mobile phone to Baidu Baidu, and I learned that the word "磔" was not originally used for people, but referred to the act of dismembering livestock to the gods during ancient sacrifices, and later developed into a kind of dismemberment of felons, similar to car splitting.
How? Do you think that my great crime of kissing the squad leader can only be compensated for by punishment? Fortunately, you didn't see how the squad leader and I "loved each other" before kissing, otherwise you should have rehearsed the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty on me in turn!
Leaving Zhuang Ni to want to divide my five horses apart, yesterday after I returned to my room, I called Xiaoqin's mobile phone but no one answered, I climbed out of the window with sleepiness, and looked around outside, but I didn't find any trace.
There was no one on the bed across from Pooh either, and I opened the door lightly to see (Pooh slept so badly, lying on the bed grinding his teeth in a big shape, I didn't take the opportunity to peek at her, really).
Seeing that it was almost 4 a.m., I was so sleepy that I caught up with Obama and had a rare time not snoring, so I fell asleep in bed in shame.
As a result, when I woke up the next morning, I met Xiao Qin in the corridor who went to the water room to brush her teeth.
Her mental state is similar to mine, and she hasn't slept well in the middle of the night, but she doesn't have as bad dark circles as Zhuang Ni.
"Ye Lin, ...... early Good morning! ”
Qin greeted me with a yawn.
"Where were you last night?" I asked her a little excitedly.
"I didn't ...... No...... "Xiaoqin's eyes dodged, "maybe sleepwalking, right?" I like to hit people when I sleepwalk, Ye Lin wasn't hit by me, right? ”
Do you think you're Cao Cao? "I'm so good at killing people in my dreams"? Do you want to say that you have been beating me since you were 6 years old because you have been sleepwalking!
"Ahh......h
The squad leader did arrange a second climb today, and he will set off after breakfast, and the pace can be slowed down slightly, but be sure to reach the top of the mountain before noon, because yesterday's barbecue materials have not been used up.
Xiaoqin rubbed her temples and went to the water room, looking like her head ached after a hangover.
How? Is the amount of alcohol worse than mine? Looking at Xiaoqin's situation, it seems that there is a tendency to forget all the things of last night!
Anyway, after the squad leader interrogated Zhuang Ni, he confronted Xiaoqin, and Xiaoqin used "I was drunk last night, so I can't remember all the amnesia" as an excuse to perfunctory the squad leader.
But the shoe prints that Xiaoqin left on the windowsill of the squad leader's room are irrefutable evidence, Xiaoqin and Zhuang Ni have been plotting together since yesterday, and there are also Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai as circumstantial evidence.
In addition, Gong Caicai has been having a headache since she woke up from bed today, and it is estimated that it is the sequelae of being given sleeping pills last night.
"Xiaoqin, don't keep messing around with Zhuang Ni, she will teach you badly!"
The squad leader gave advice to Xiaoqin earnestly.
"Squad leader, I'm sorry, I really can't remember what I did yesterday...... Xiaoqin said as she tapped her head.
"Really, as you said, you received Juanny's drink before getting drunk?"
"Probably......" Xiaoqin looked remorseful, "Zhuang Ni obviously said that it was just a soft drink......"
"You're drunk and can you pry the slide lock open from the window?" It is impossible for the squad leader not to have some suspicion of Xiaoqin.
"(*^__^*) hee-hee...... "Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue and sold cuteness to the squad leader, "I heard my mother say that I will become very bold when I get drunk, and I am not even afraid of black beetles!" ”
You're not afraid of black beetles in the first place! When you get drunk, even the black super SWAT team has to retreat! (The celery star is here, everyone run!) Because of yesterday's experience, today's squad leader did not force everyone to go up the mountain at the same speed, but allowed small teams to form small groups in twos and threes and slowly gather towards the top of the mountain.
It is also allowed to pick some flowers and plants as specimens along the way, but it is still emphasized that safety is still emphasized, and it is absolutely forbidden to swim in the water without permission.
As soon as our team arrived at the foot of the mountain, Grandpa Cao staggered out of the flower planter's hut and ran to the squad leader as soon as possible to prevent the girls led by the loudspeaker from beating him.
The squad leader didn't seem surprised, when Gonggong Cao went to Uncle Zhang's place to spend the night last night, he sent a text message to the squad leader in advance, so the squad leader knew where Gonggong Cao was from beginning to end.
Otherwise, in the case of a classmate's disappearance, it is impossible for the class leader to fall asleep peacefully, even if he is given sleeping pills.
Seeing my lack of sleep and fatigue, the squad leader did not arrange for me to carry heavy loads today, but only asked me to take care of Xiaoqin, who was also tired, and it didn't matter if I went up the mountain slowly, so as not to let Xiaoqin be in danger.
Xiaoqin is naturally very happy, and I don't think there is anything wrong with the squad leader's arrangement.
Speaking of which, unlike last night, after taking a shower, the girls changed into skirts one after another, and today because they are going to climb the mountain again, everyone's clothes have changed back to the same set when they climbed the mountain yesterday, or a similar style, only Zhuang Ni is still wearing a black skirt and black stockings.
I always felt that Zhuang Ni wanted to find an opportunity to push me into the mountain stream, so she deliberately walked very slowly with Xiaoqin, in fact, because of the lack of sleep, the two of us were really not suitable for walking fast.
Xiao Qin, who changed back into a white T-shirt and blue jeans, still wore the straw hat on her head, and I glanced at the straw hat from time to time, hoping that the priceless "Blue Moore Armenian Butterfly" (referred to as the Ya Yan Butterfly) would fly back again.
Not only looking at Xiaoqin's straw hat, but also looking around when I am idle, if I catch this blue flash butterfly subspecies, won't I get rich?
As a result, when I was about to walk halfway up the mountain, I didn't see the blue flash butterfly, but I saw the bushes in front of the left, which were completely destroyed by some terrifying creatures, and the dozens of bamboos behind the bushes were even more crooked, uprooted, and it must have been very sad to be seen by the panda.
It's scary! What a situation this is! I've had gorillas here! Are you jealous that the giant pandas are a national treasure, so come and destroy their food!
When I was deeply worried about such a terrible species on Cuisong Mountain, Xiaoqin pulled me by the hem of my coat as if she hadn't seen it, and said:
"Classmate Ye Lin, hurry up and go, otherwise we will be too far behind."
When the squad leader passed by this bamboo forest, he must have stopped for a while and commented on it.
And Xiaoqin is not interested in this anomaly at all, so the reasonable explanation is: this anomaly is caused by Xiaoqin herself!!
It turns out that you climbed halfway up the mountain last night to dismantle the bamboo! It turns out that you don't want to hit someone when you sleepwalk, but you want to hit someone when you get drunk! Did you suddenly jump out of the window and run away so that you wouldn't use me as a punching bag?
There's a real chance I'm not qualified to be your punching bag (though I've been a punching bag for a long time)! Look at the tragic situation of this bamboo forest, do you use the Beidou Hundred Split Fist, or the "Southern Dipper Thousand Dragon Strikes"! Or is it a unique stunt "Little Celery Star Boxing"?
No, no, you don't have any scars from the reaction force on your fists, so you should be wearing shoes and kicking with your feet, right? Whether it's a tornado whirlwind leg, or a splitting purple flame bullet, or simply the broken bone flying kick that Aunt Ren taught you, you use the power of Yin Yang San's hand to increase the power of this move tenfold!
The strength you showed by destroying this bamboo forest is far greater than the last time you had a duel with me because of the blackening of Xingxing and the gang!
The thick bamboo at the mouth of the bowl! After you kicked them, you just walked a little slower, and the soles of your feet didn't get any serious contusions?
I don't remember very well - but you've been wearing a pair of sandals since you showered last night!
It doesn't have the cushioning power of hiking boots at all, but it can kick and break bamboo without bounce...... What a skill you have! If you put on the spiked shoes to perform this move, the Gundam robots will be kicked by you!
Thankfully, you jumped out of the window before you fell into a drunken indiscriminate attack! Otherwise, if you stay, Obama and I will suffer! It's terrible! I almost died with my sister's dog!
"Brother, don't worry!" Amy swore at my grave, "I'll kill the Violent Woman and avenge you!" Until then, rest under the dirt with Obama! ”
Who is going to be buried with Obama! Let me out! I still have a breath of air! Because I picked up Obama as a shield at the last moment, so my brother and I didn't die!
No wonder Xiaoqin is so afraid of drinking, it turns out that she will become a terrifying killer who dismantles Gundam empty-handed after drinking!
Wait, I'm going to do the math.
Xiaoqin's blackened state of self-enclosed vision seems to be far less powerful than that of drunkenness.
So, which is stronger, the blackened state that does not close the vision, or the drunken state?
Furthermore, if you get drunk and let yourself be completely blackened, what level will Xiaoqin's strength rise to?
It's already a god who blocks and kills God, and a Buddha blocks and kills Buddha!
Even if it's just as a temporary security councilor, I must not let Xiaoqin drink again, and I must not let her completely blacken!
Otherwise, if she had a handy weapon in her hand, she would be able to kill the whole class by herself! The second (3rd) class version of the battle royale!
Huh? Speaking of which, didn't the squad leader return the Swiss Army knife to me, but to Xiaoqin?