Chapter 47: Cynicism
Saturday night is also the busiest time for the 310 dormitory, because there is no main class for tomorrow's morning self-study. It doesn't matter if you go or not, the school doesn't force it, and you can sleep until dawn. Therefore, the 310 brothers are unusually presumptuous, shouting with joy, attacking each other, and scolding each other......
As soon as the evening self-study was over, Qian at most took his own tablet and prepared to head towards the dormitory, and at the same time yelled at Chen Wanwan, who was playing with girls: "Little Chen Fatty, how many times has Lao Tzu told you, you are not allowed to flirt with people's girls, you just don't listen." it, let's go, go back to the dorm with my dad. ”
"Fuck you, I've got to shit yet. You get out of here! Or go free fall with me. Chen Million took out his "croaking board" from the hole in the table, which was a masterpiece he completed after scrapping two self-study classes, and processed a piece of bamboo into a pair of bamboo boards with a small hacksaw.
"Then dad will go first, I wish you a full meal in the toilet! Hahaha...... "As soon as Qian finished speaking, it caused a burst of laughter from many classmates, and at the same time, it also provoked Chen Million's scolding.
Qian at most hummed a "garbage" ballad in his mouth, but he squeezed towards the door, deliberately rubbed against the girl, and shouted: "Who is this behind, don't push, don't push." ”
It seems that he is a decent gentleman, and the reason why he touched the girl was completely because of the ill-intentioned classmates behind him, and what is even funnier is that sometimes there is no one behind him, but he still shouts don't push, don't push...... Then he leaned back, and the frame was as if someone was pushing him from behind, and the result was just to push the crotch against the girl's plump round buttocks. His methods of getting cheap girls can be described as varied and strange.
When Qian was about to squeeze to the door, he found that Li Qianqian, who was at the table in front of and behind him, was not far from him, so he asked the boy in front of him to be a disguise, reached out and pinched Li Qianqian's full and flexible ass beautifully, and then accosted the classmates around him casually.
Li Qianqian muttered softly, turned around and muttered coquettishly: "Oops! Who is this? Why is it so bad, it's so annoying! She pouted aggrievedly.
"What's wrong? Qianqian. He Lingling, who was beside her, asked her table in confusion.
Li Qianqian was not easy to speak, so she pouted and smiled and said, "Oh, it's okay, Lingling, let's go!" She reached out and rubbed her plump ass.
Qian saw Li Qianqian turn her head to talk to He Lingling, reached out and kneaded it on Li Qianqian's other fat buttocks, and then turned around and talked to the classmates on the side, and pointed to the clothes that had been worn for a few years and asked, "Dude, your clothes are very trendy, how much is it?" Bought it at that mall. "He was absent-mindedly gibberish.
The boy smashed the money on the most and scolded silently: "Your sister, don't fucking pretend to be B." I think you're cuckolding Niu Lang in broad daylight - high! Yes? Haha......"
Li Qianqian didn't expect to be caught again after a while, so she turned her head and said a little angrily: "Who is this!" Why are you so disgusting, how can I offend you? ”
"What's wrong again? Qianqian. He Lingling grabbed her shoulders and asked with concern.
"I don't know who it is? Always scratching my ass from behind. She blushed and told the truth.
"Which fucking turtle bastard did this, there is a kind of stand up for me, don't be sneaky." He Lingling turned his head and looked at everyone around him with a pair of apricot eyes.
"Oh, Lingling, forget it, stop squeaking." Li Qianqian shyly bit the lip of the powder grease.
When He Lingling turned his head, he suddenly saw that the most ghostly thief with the most money was squinting at her, but when he met her, his gaze suddenly moved away, and he stared away with a smile.
"Fuck, little curly, you give me less B, are you a turtle grandson! You're going to bully honest people. He Lingling unceremoniously reached out and gave him a fist.
"Yay! Why do you rely on me! We, people with lofty ideals, upright men and gentlemen, don't you wronged good people? It's just an insult to my personality......"
"Ahh You're worthy of personality, too. Hmph, don't let me catch it next time, grab my claws and screw it off for you. He Lingling glared at Qian viciously, and then hugged the pure and quiet Li Qianqian out of the classroom door affectionately.
Li Qianqian hugged He Lingling's waist and said, "We didn't catch him, and we can't frame him out of thin air." ”
"Who else but him, 100 percent of it's him, fortunately I didn't catch him, otherwise I would have to go to his pit." She patted Li Qianqian's fleshy face affectionately, and the two hugged each other and walked towards the girl's apartment with a smile.
Let's say that Qian was angry at most, and whispered at He Lingling, who was far away: "Phew! Fuck, Sanba Cha, Stinky Sanba. The dog took the rat ......" and walked towards the dormitory.
As soon as I entered the dormitory, I saw high-quality people lying on the bed reading magazines on their backs, and their legs hanging on the edge of the bed were still swaying restlessly, with a leisurely expression.
Qian asked curiously: "Lao Gao, what kind of broken B book are you reading!" Working so hard, I've been holding my hand since my mother didn't let go. He squatted down beside him.
High-quality glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Go, go,, while playing." ”
"Yo hey, you fucking toast don't eat and drink." Qian reached out and pinched the bird in his crotch and threatened, "Do you want to taste the taste of a thousand shots......
The high-quality who was pinched by someone immediately opened his mouth and sneered: "Don't don't don't, don't don't, can't you obey you?" Did you like this book? He flattered and handed him the book.
Qian took the book at most and saw that it was a pirated version of "The World", so he immediately threw the book to him and said: "This book has a fart meaning!" Cut! Give to give ......"
High-quality picked up the book he threw over and said: "Hmph, don't look at pulling the/pour, there are a lot of rare things here, any of which will make you jaw-dropping, there is one article that says that women and women are together, and it can also lead to pregnancy......"
"Ahh Letting his aunt fart an eighth-level big donkey is pure fallacy to confuse the public. ”
Jin Yinyou also spoke: "That's it! If women and women can also get pregnant, why do we men have to have a hair! ”
"Holy shit! Actually, I don't believe it, but what people say above has a nose and eyes. It's said that it's two lesbians.,I don't know how to do it.,The last girl was pregnant.,I don't understand it.,What genes, chromosomes and the like.。 Fuck me! To be honest, a few years ago I didn't even know what men and women were all about. When I was in elementary school, I often took the Xinhua dictionary cat to the table hole to look up some sensitive words. I want to make it clear, but I've been looking it up for a long time and I'm fucking dumbfounded, who knows that the dick dictionary doesn't even have a 'cunt' word. ”
The most money and gold and silver were amused by him and laughed.
At this time, Chen Million swaggered into the dormitory, and as soon as he entered the door, he hit the croaking board in his hand a few times, and asked puzzledly: "What are you birdmen laughing at, all of them are happy like chickens." As he spoke, he shook the board a few more times.
"Holy shit! Where did this come out of a poor man named Hanako! High-quality stared curiously at the croaking board in Chen Million's hand, and said, "Come here, shout grandpa, give you a baked cake to eat." ”
Liu Guangming, the head of the dormitory who was making the bed, smiled impatiently and said, "The lights will ring soon, let's fuck live for a while!" Don't be poor. The peeing of the pee, the peeing of the deserve to sleep......"